View Full Version : New FOF Multiplayer League forming - join now!
cthomer5000
11-05-2005, 07:30 PM
Tired of the constraints of other leagues?
Tired of fair play?
If so, this is the league for you!
http://somethingwithanh.com/jokes/cheatfl.png
In the CheatFL you can do whatever it takes to win!
Open up the game in commish mode!
Open up the game as any team you want!
Re-sim as many times as necessary to ensure victory!
I am now taking applications for ownership at http://www.cheatfl.com
Owners should be willing and able to cheat, and hopefully have past league violations on their resume.
Q & A
Q: How can I be sure there will be cheating in this league?
A: As commish I will ensure I run simulations as many times as necessary to win the title game each season. You have my guarantee.
Q: What other steps have you taken to ensure maximum cheating?
A: As stated earlier, all league owners must have past violations on their resume - we only want the best of the best cheating their way to the top. Additionally, I will surround myself with other owners in positions of league power who will either collude with me or turn a blind eye to my actions.
Q: Is (insert cheat here) allowd in the CheatFl?
A: Of course it is! In the CheatFL you can "do whatever it takes to win!" ™
gottimd
11-05-2005, 07:32 PM
The link doesnt work, I wanted to sign up. But damn I havent done anything. Can I just have that cheerleader?
Easy Mac
11-05-2005, 07:34 PM
That cheerleader kind of looks like Carrie Underwood
The link doesnt work, I wanted to sign up. But damn I havent done anything. Can I just have that cheerleader?
Same here. But I promise I'll cheat to the best of my ability. Take it as the "gospel". Or a man's word, whatever.
PackerFanatic
11-05-2005, 08:12 PM
I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.
cthomer5000
11-05-2005, 08:22 PM
I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.
I have no idea why you would assume it had anything to do with it.
Eaglesfan27
11-05-2005, 09:36 PM
It is hilarious.
I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.
Never.
JonInMiddleGA
11-06-2005, 01:45 AM
It is hilarious.
Agreed.
Dutch
11-06-2005, 09:44 AM
I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.
Can Corey re-sim this thread and see if this time you don't get pissed at him?
Raiders Army
11-06-2005, 09:49 AM
This is hilarious.
monte_mcguire
11-06-2005, 09:50 AM
I want in !!!!
No, I am not a cheater, but I am willing to learn!
Bill Murry in Stripes.
digamma
11-06-2005, 10:21 AM
What if I am cheating in my leagues right now, but I haven't been caught yet? Can I still get in?
Coffee Warlord
11-06-2005, 10:42 AM
What if I am cheating in my leagues right now, but I haven't been caught yet? Can I still get in?
Hell, I nominate you for Co-Commish!
Barkeep49
11-06-2005, 11:02 AM
Rules clarification: Must the cheating have been in a multiplayer FOF game? What if we've cheated in single player FOF by using codes?
cthomer5000
11-06-2005, 12:56 PM
Rules clarification: Must the cheating have been in a multiplayer FOF game? What if we've cheated in single player FOF by using codes?
I can put you on the wait-list, but I can't guarantee you a spot.
jbmagic
11-06-2005, 02:18 PM
wow
can i please be the co-commish for this league. i will do a great job with simming games. check my resume at FastFL
monte_mcguire
11-06-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally Posted by RailsFS
can i please be the co-commish for this league. i will do a great job with simming games. check my resume at FastFL
jbmagic, I don't think you want to start this little trick you just did to RailsFS. You opened a can of worms, by putting words in other peoples' mouth.
Thou shalt not lie
digamma
11-06-2005, 04:09 PM
jbmagic, I don't think you want to start this little trick you just did to RailsFS. You opened a can of worms, by putting words in other peoples' mouth.
Lighten up, Francis.
Schmidty
11-06-2005, 04:30 PM
I was all excited about a new league to join, what with the JBL dying. :(
KWhit
11-06-2005, 07:51 PM
I was all excited about a new league to join, what with the JBL dying. :(
I think the FastFL has some openings.
I think the FastFL has some openings.
only 20-some openings. and if you're an admitted cheater, you probably have a better chance of getting in. maybe you can even be co-commish!
Vinatieri for Prez
11-06-2005, 11:45 PM
Where's L.T.?
Where's L.T.?
He's the spokesman.
MIJB#19
11-07-2005, 02:42 PM
I claim the Cleveland Browns and the never retiring linebacker...
Raiders Army
11-07-2005, 02:47 PM
Thou shalt not lie
Actually, didn't Moses quote God instead of decreeing that you shouldn't lie?
On another point, good thing he didn't say "Thou shalt not lay".
MIJB#19
11-07-2005, 02:51 PM
Wait a sec, is this Cthomer's coming out to tell us all he's been cheating his way to IHOF dominance? Hah, you suck at it, you won only 2 league titles and still failed to score 50 points on my team! :P
sachmo71
11-07-2005, 03:54 PM
I'lll take the North Texas State Armadillos and my +5 Checkbook of Veteran Signing!
Rarity: Unique
XP Value: 1.5 million
Powers: The Checkbook of Veteran Signing allows the holder to sign any player and never go over the salary cap. The +5 is a the same as the Bluff skill, which is automatically checked against each opposing owner when the power is invoked. If the check is failed, roll again until you pass.
Schmidty
11-07-2005, 03:57 PM
I'lll take the North Texas State Armadillos and my +5 Checkbook of Veteran Signing!
Rarity: Unique
XP Value: 1.5 million
Powers: The Checkbook of Veteran Signing allows the holder to sign any player and never go over the salary cap. The +5 is a the same as the Bluff skill, which is automatically checked against each opposing owner when the power is invoked. If the check is failed, roll again until you pass.
You're my hero. :D
I miss playing D&D. :(
Hypocrites
11-09-2005, 07:02 PM
Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!
sovereignstar
11-09-2005, 07:04 PM
Interesting first post.
cthomer5000
11-09-2005, 07:34 PM
Interesting first post.
yep.
IP check time.
yep.
Ben E Lou
11-09-2005, 07:44 PM
checking now... (this usually takes a few minutes)
Ragone
11-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Ooh.. i want the minnesota vikings... sex party's are -10 to opponents stamina/injury resist ratings!
Ben E Lou
11-09-2005, 07:49 PM
AND THE WINNER IS......
JSHIPMAN2!
What's his prize, Johnny?
You guessed it! AN IP BANNING!!!!!!!!
Passacaglia
11-09-2005, 07:50 PM
jshipman2 was boxed? And I thought I knew everything!
Raiders Army
11-09-2005, 07:50 PM
I think it was LT (the original LT) who sent hookers to the opposing offensive linemen's rooms the night before the games.
Ben E Lou
11-09-2005, 07:51 PM
it was probably jshipmanHow'd you know? What's his history? I don't think I recall any interactions with him.
gottimd
11-09-2005, 07:51 PM
What post is everyone referring to? Was it deleted?
What post is everyone referring to? Was it deleted?
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How'd you know? What's his history? I don't think I recall any interactions with him.
he posted a message on the IHOF boards during Chubby's tanking allegations of your Tucker team about the IHOF being hypocrites. He erased the post shortly after, but not before it was quoted by a few people. :D
cthomer5000
11-09-2005, 07:55 PM
Ironically, now that he's banned he is eligible for the league.
Passacaglia
11-09-2005, 07:55 PM
GWB spends his time working on his psychic powers instead of making his HFL draft picks! :)
GoldenEagle
11-09-2005, 07:57 PM
Damn, I was really hoping to register the name "hypocrites".
GWB spends his time working on his psychic powers instead of making his HFL draft picks! :)
I don't really need to draft. I'll just let my scout keep picking the players that you wanted. :p
sachmo71
11-09-2005, 08:53 PM
Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!
The father of modern medicine was BANNED?
Sheesh.
Passacaglia
11-10-2005, 07:55 AM
The father of modern medicine was BANNED?
Sheesh.
Have you been watching the Cosby Show?
monte_mcguire
11-10-2005, 09:12 AM
AND THE WINNER IS......
JSHIPMAN2!
What's his prize, Johnny?
You guessed it! AN IP BANNING!!!!!!!!
What did he do to get banned?
Having 2 id's is against the rules?
Where are these rules posted?
Kodos
11-10-2005, 09:56 AM
Posting under a second ID when you are in the box is a bannable offense.
VPI97
11-10-2005, 10:05 AM
he posted a message on the IHOF boards during Chubby's tanking allegations of your Tucker team about the IHOF being hypocrites. He erased the post shortly after, but not before it was quoted by a few people. :DFor the record, I deleted it off our board. Reason being is that I had meant to ban him from the IHOF board, but forgot about it until he posted. I deleted it as a retroactive move.
cthomer5000
11-10-2005, 10:41 AM
Creating a second ID specifically for trolling has definitely been stated repeatedly as a bannable offense.
Ben E Lou
11-10-2005, 10:47 AM
Rationale: This is the internet, not face to face. You're already relatively or completely anonymous, depending on how much of yourself you've chosen to share with the board. If you're too much of a weenie to bitch about something under your "real" screen name, then you're too much of a weenie.
PackerFanatic
11-10-2005, 11:19 AM
Rationale: This is the internet, not face to face. You're already relatively or completely anonymous, depending on how much of yourself you've chosen to share with the board. If you're too much of a weenie to bitch about something under your "real" screen name, then you're too much of a weenie.
Well said.
monte_mcguire
11-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Rationale: This is the internet, not face to face. You're already relatively or completely anonymous, depending on how much of yourself you've chosen to share with the board. If you're too much of a weenie to bitch about something under your "real" screen name, then you're too much of a weenie.
Okay, so this would fall under the "No weenies" rule?
yep. and he is definitely a weenie.
cthomer5000
08-03-2006, 10:17 PM
I'd like to extend an invitation to RomGrnt. We have a spot reserved for him in the CheatFL.
http://www.somethingwithanh.com/jokes/cheatfl.png
Wasabiak
08-03-2006, 10:55 PM
I think you need to add a rule to this league that if your team finished below .500, you are automatically banned from the league for life for not cheating well enough. 2-7 is not acceptable.
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