My Mom Is Mad

[tdydynasty]

My mom wanted to charge something on my card but I would not let her and she broke her cell phone and she will help me anymore.

[MrBug708]

I see

[Cringer]

This is a very insightful post. I see the whole picture very clearly now, thank you.

[tdydynasty]

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

[Pumpy Tudors]

english plz k thx

[Cringer]

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

Is she hot? Will she dress up like an elf for me?

[vex]

eh?

[rkmsuf]

this ranks high in the "stupidest post ever" category.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Is she hot? Will she dress up like an elf for me?
If you get his mom, I get Loren.

Thanks! :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

this ranks high in the "stupidest post ever" category.
Sweet, sweet irony.

[tdydynasty]

It is real.

[Lathum]

huh?

[rkmsuf]

Sweet, sweet irony.


and to think I praised your wristbands.

[Pumpy Tudors]

and to think I praised your wristbands.
I have orange wristbands to go with the Elway getup.

[Ksyrup]

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.
You weren't going to eat until Christmas?

[digamma]

It is real.
Maybe you should give some more details then. Also, try using periods more and "and" less.

Otherwise, it looks like fair game to me.

[tdydynasty]

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.

[Lathum]

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.
better then food? or Christmas?

[Ksyrup]

This writing style is vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on where I've seen it before...


http://img66.imageshack.us/my.php?image=debbiegibson0124vn.jpg

http://img429.imageshack.us/my.php?image=notedebbiegibsonpage27gj.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.
By the time you posted this, I had completely forgotten about the whole credit card thing. You were starting to sound really dirty for a minute there.

I suggest that you continue with that route.

[tdydynasty]

SHe may kick me out of the hose because of a $30 shoes that didn't work.

[cartman]

My mom makes me pot pies and gives me snacky cakes.

[Ksyrup]

SHe may kick me out of the hose because of a $30 shoes that didn't work.
http://ironpoet.com/boards/images/smiles/clap.gif (javascript:emoticon(':clap'))

[Ksyrup]

My mom makes me pot pies and gives me snacky cakes.
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

[JeeberD]

I think tdy's gotten drunk to ease his pain...

[tdydynasty]

Guess I will have to let her use it. But she will not help me anymoe. Any one tell what I have to do to not make her mad?

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4465/jaromir0ok.jpg

[bbor]

I hate when i get kicked out of the hose.

[vex]

http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/november1999/covers/songs_from_the.jpeg.

[rkmsuf]

stop or your mom will shoot

[ISiddiqui]

You can send over some Carolina Panthers cheerleaders to pep her up!

[Subby]

tobias?

[Bee]

By the time you posted this, I had completely forgotten about the whole credit card thing. You were starting to sound really dirty for a minute there.

I suggest that you continue with that route.

If you follow that logic, this thread is very entertaining. :D

[digamma]

Searching for threads started by Flasch will give you some idea how to post family dilemmas.

[BuffaloHuskey]

You don't need her anyway. If you move out, and quit high school, you probably can get Medicaid (you may need to knock up some girl, or borrow someone's kid). Seems like you may be better off on public assistance than you are now.

[Ksyrup]

I hate when i get kicked out of the hose.
That's funny. I hate when I get kicked in the hose!

[VPI97]

Gunter glieben glauten globen

[JonInMiddleGA]

What frightens me most is that I'm actually pretty sure I understand what the hell happened.

[rkmsuf]

That's funny. I hate when I get kicked in the hose!

dude, you wear hose?

[Ksyrup]

dude, you wear hose?
I'll admit it. I spent one year as a Blue Hose.

[Flasch186]

Who the HELL is trying to steal my writing style!!!! I will KEEL you!!!!! So anyways, this cookout today, awesome, going to be. I cant wait....Everyone is e=invited. Parking might be tough though, I get off work at 5 so you can park at the model and just walk it.

[Ksyrup]

I was going to come to your piknik but my wife needs the credit card to pick up the kids and I lost my one clean pair of underwear and woops I guess no white Christmas 4 me

[Schmidty]

Who the HELL is trying to steal my writing style!!!! I will KEEL you!!!!! So anyways, this cookout today, awesome, going to be. I cant wait....Everyone is e=invited. Parking might be tough though, I get off work at 5 so you can park at the model and just walk it.

Come on man. Aren't you above desperation posts?

[Flasch186]

Come on man. Aren't you above desperation posts?

one post closer to 4000!!

[cartman]

I must have been through there; it’s the park. I don’t remember. It isn’t. It’s waiting. One day I will go through. Les yeux gris, vont au paradis. Going along, along, the twilight hides your shabby clothes. They are not shabby. They are clothes you go along in, funny; jolly. Everything’s here, any bit of anything, clear in your brain; you can look at it. What a terrific thing a person is, bigger then anything. How funny it is to be a person. You can never not have been a person. Bouleversement. It’s a fait bouleversant. Christ-how-rummy. It’s enough. Du, heilige, rufe dein Kind zurück, ich habe genossen das irdische Glück; ich habe geliebt und geliebt … Oh let the solid ground not fail beneath my feet, until I am quite sure. … Hallo, old Euston Road, beloved of my soul, my own country, my native heath.

[sterlingice]

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

SI

[Raiders Army]

Moral of the thread: It's never too early in the day to start drinking.

[Critch]

dood, your mom is teh suck

[Ksyrup]

dood, your mom is teh suck
I hear she even takes credit cards. Wait, no, she asks for them.

[CraigSca]

one post closer to 4000!!
Speaking of which - we were both in the mid-2000's in posts at one time. You're kicking my butt.

[JasonC23]

What the hell is TDY, anyway?

[thesloppy]

Gunter glieben glauten globen

Alright. I got somethin' to say. It's better to burn out, than to fade away. Rise up, gather round, rock this place to the ground.


I heart this thread.

[Bee]

What the hell is TDY, anyway?

the daycare years

[Galaxy]

I hear she even takes credit cards. Wait, no, she asks for them.


Like that FG eposide where Quag is in the strip club and goes, "Do you take credit cards?" (while the stripper turns around with her butt to him, and he swips it).

"Can I get a receipt?"

[QuikSand]

Just in case this thread isn't infectious enough...

Now, when I see this thread title, I inexcplicably voice it out in my head as if I were the singer from Primus, singing "My Name is Mud."

Try it with me ... you'll like it!


M-m-m-my mmmmom is MAD!
*churning guitar strokes follow*

[VPI97]

M-m-m-my mmmmom is MAD!
*churning guitar strokes follow*http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_rockon.gif

[ThunderingHERD]

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Howth Castle and Environs.
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vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
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on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the part
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.

[tucker342]

Moral of the thread: It's never too early in the day to start drinking.
amen!:D

[mckerney]

Even though the two of you are fighting, please warn your mom about this:

"A woman at a nightclub on Saturday night was taken by 147 men and thousands of monkeys, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her in an empty trash can. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists and professional sterilizers at parties to rape AND sterilize and humiliate their victims.. Progesterex is available to vets and perverts to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks and sulfuric acid just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N*E*N*T. Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses and small rabbits.. Any female who takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE OR DO COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS unless they get the antidote.. The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university. Universities frequently hand out high powered sterilization drugs for free to anyone who asks them nicely. It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere, along with flu outbreaks and uncontrolled Skittles parties. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. And if it's on the Internet, it must be true. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls and horses. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know...Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives."

[MikeVic]

I am soooooo00000ooooooo lost.................. which way to the video game draft thread?

[st.cronin]

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
a stately pleasure dome decree
where Alph the sacred river ran
through caverns measureless to man
down to a sunless sea

[MikeVic]

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
a stately pleasure dome decree
where Alph the sacred river ran
through caverns measureless to man
down to a sunless sea

Ok, I remember reading this poem, and I remember Xanadu from Citizen Kane. I also see Kubla Khan as a leader option in Civ 4... but did the real Kubla make some sort of sex-dome named Xanadu?

[st.cronin]

Ok, I remember reading this poem, and I remember Xanadu from Citizen Kane. I also see Kubla Khan as a leader option in Civ 4... but did the real Kubla make some sort of sex-dome named Xanadu?

No idea, but I don't think so. Citizen Kane is I believe referencing the above poem (by Coleridge). I don't know anything about Kubla or Xanadu in history.

[st.cronin]

dola: Coleridge allegedly wrote this poem while stoned out of his mind.

[NoMyths]

That's the word. Also continues to say that he was interrupted at a certain point by a visitor, and was in his condition too distracted to finish the poem, and left it as it was, 'unfinished.' I'd say the first is mortal lock, while the second less so.

[VPI97]

but did the real Kubla make some sort of sex-dome named Xanadu?Yes.

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/xanadu.jpg

[MikeVic]

Yes.

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/xanadu.jpg
...

[gkb]

What is scary is that at the exact time of this posting I was on my way home from work, with the song "Magic" stuck in my head!

Great...now I've got that song stuck in my head. :mad:

[Young Drachma]

My mom wanted to charge something on my card but I would not let her and she broke her cell phone and she will help me anymore.

Umm..what?

[tdydynasty]

she is depressed now. She s ready to do something stupid. I am trying to stop her from doing it. SHe will not let me help her.

[Ragone]

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[BuffaloHuskey]

Posted By tdydynasty
I bet $5000 on a 0-0 tie with the Skins-Bears...

I can't win anything even I lost to a 5 year old playing cards. The losingest person ever.

Just a few gems from TDY's archived posts

[Raiders Army]

Watching Benny Hill yesterday, he sang a line that went: "I look to the apostles, Matthew, Mark, Oliva-Newton John."

Stuck in my head for some reason.

[Pumpy Tudors]

This thread is now about Artose Pinner.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5289/artosepinnersidebar2ss.jpg

[rkmsuf]

he found paydirt this weekend!

[JeeberD]

he found paydirt this weekend!

That makes me think about how HoJack was so cruelly cut by the Lions... :(

[MizzouRah]

Guess I will have to let her use it. But she will not help me anymoe. Any one tell what I have to do to not make her mad?
I usually get real drunk and then call her and tell her I love her.

[GoldenEagle]

This thread had potential.

[WSUCougar]

This thread had potential.
Don't let your head ever stray.