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st.cronin
12-01-2005, 07:24 PM
Somebody invent a pager that will alert me when fofc drama (such as what is currently transpiring thanks to Noop and others) explodes. That way I can log on instead of planting poinsettas.
Ksyrup
12-01-2005, 07:31 PM
What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.
st.cronin
12-01-2005, 07:32 PM
What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.

for christmas, please :D
vex
12-01-2005, 07:33 PM
What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.
I'm in anticipation for the new FOFC diagram phone.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
12-02-2005, 12:28 AM
Somebody invent a pager that will alert me when fofc drama (such as what is currently transpiring thanks to Noop and others) explodes. That way I can log on instead of planting poinsettas.Were you planting poinsettas in the buff?
st.cronin
12-02-2005, 02:18 AM
Were you planting poinsettas in the buff?

I was completely naked, if you don't count my clothes, jacket, scarf and hat.
Airhog
12-02-2005, 06:44 AM
the only problem with that phone is JeeberD calls you 8-12 times a day just to see whats up
Ksyrup
12-02-2005, 07:33 AM
LOL
JeeberD
12-02-2005, 08:33 AM
the only problem with that phone is JeeberD calls you 8-12 times a day just to see whats up

I'm so phone-shy it's painful. I don't answer the damn thing unless I absolutely have to...
Riggins44
12-02-2005, 10:35 AM
I get tired of dodging shrapnel outside the women's bathroom here at work. There's always a bunch of these small, tightly twisted pieces of toilet paper. Some even have brown tips.

So, couldn't there be a cattle crossing like device by the door? Then when the twisties fall through (cuz hopefully they can't fly) they would be incinerated immediately. God forbid you step on one of these twisties and bring one back to your desk.
Raiders Army
12-02-2005, 10:38 AM
I get tired of dodging shrapnel outside the women's bathroom here at work. There's always a bunch of these small, tightly twisted pieces of toilet paper. Some even have brown tips.

So, couldn't there be a cattle crossing like device by the door? Then when the twisties fall through (cuz hopefully they can't fly) they would be incinerated immediately. God forbid you step on one of these twisties and bring one back to your desk.
Whoa. :eek: