The She-Rahn's Drunk [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:22 AM

bbor

12-17-2005, 12:27 AM

I have no response to this.......

:)

Antmeister

12-17-2005, 12:27 AM

OK....drunk posting has take a turn for the .......better.....I think.
Let me check.
Pix pls thx!
Any embarrassing/compromising photo will do.

Schmidty

12-17-2005, 12:28 AM

I am very......interested in how this turns out.

Schmidty

12-17-2005, 12:29 AM

Dola.

A bottle and a half of wine????? You're still awake?????

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:30 AM

I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

Schmidty

12-17-2005, 12:31 AM

I guess I'm just confused about why it's needed. He's not doing a very good job explaining it.

To make babies?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:32 AM

But it's pron, why do you need a fluffer?

Dola - never mind. Got it. Took me a minute or 20.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:35 AM

I want to go to Vegas.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:41 AM

ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

Schmidty

12-17-2005, 12:43 AM

Ok, I think it's time to go "know" my wife.

Arles

12-17-2005, 12:47 AM

I have a feeling this will not end well. Still, my responses were for educational value only. I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

Antmeister

12-17-2005, 12:47 AM

ok decided I'm totally pro-fluffer. i think we should get one of our own, if she can be the nanny too that would be great. if she could do laundry and cook i'd marry her.

Hey now! I need pics and details of the nanny/fluffer and your courtship please.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:49 AM

I have a feeling this will not end well.um ok. thanks.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 12:57 AM

Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 01:03 AM

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now. :( Any regular husband would have me naked by now.

Arles

12-17-2005, 01:03 AM

The appeal is all in your punctuation and spelling. ;)

(do I get an elitist tag for that one?)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

bbor

12-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Ok I don't understad the appeal of drukn posting. It's hard to concentrate too not sound like a total boob.

Tee-hee...she said boob

:D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 01:12 AM

boobboobboobbbbooob

boobies

:D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 01:16 AM

speaking of boobies, Jenna Jameson bought a strip club here in town in August.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 01:20 AM

ok tired now.

muns

12-17-2005, 01:25 AM

Classic :)

dervack

12-17-2005, 01:31 AM

I'm also trying to figure out what "pron" is.

Duh, shrimp. :rolleyes:

:D

NoMyths

12-17-2005, 02:10 AM

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now. :( Any regular husband would have me naked by now.Oh, this has to be preserved for posterity. :D

Sounds like a fun night, Farrah. :)

CamEdwards

12-17-2005, 04:42 AM

Yep now he's watching house. poor she-rahn.

hey, house is a good show. :D

Have fun with the hangover in the morning. :)

Icy

12-17-2005, 04:43 AM

It's midnite. I'm way gone and Alres is giving tech support. My life is so sad now. :( Any regular husband would have me naked by now.
Nah, all the regular husbands in this board were playing BBCF and not paying atention to naked women, that is what your husband has done with our lifes.

CamEdwards

12-17-2005, 07:20 AM

Nah, all the regular husbands in this board were playing BBCF and not paying atention to naked women, that is what your husband has done with our lifes.

Not this guy.

Okay, I was in bed at 9:30 because Saturday's my day to get up with the twins, which usually means I'm up by 5:00 a.m. But still... no text sim is better than an attractive naked woman in your bed.

Tim Tellean

12-17-2005, 07:50 AM

Unless you've been married to her and the outward appearance thrill only lasts so long before she opens her mouth, and complains about something.

Draft Dodger

12-17-2005, 08:10 AM

I love wine (especially Riesling).

I hate wine hangovers.

oliegirl

12-17-2005, 08:16 AM

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

Draft Dodger

12-17-2005, 08:36 AM

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...

was it snow blowing or snow balling? never heard of the former. not very inclined to explain the latter.

a fluffer is a girl who works off-camera on a porn shoot. her job is to get the male actors "ready" for their scene. they also appear in about every third Penthous Forum letter, as in, guy goes back home for a break, runs into the quiet shy girl from Chemistry class, they go out, she reveals her occupation as a fluffer and invites him to the set of her next shoot, during which the male star can't perform so our hero is tabbed on the spot as a replacement, and, of course, his friend the chemistry girl is his fluffer, whereupon hilarity ensues. or so I'm told.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 08:43 AM

Ok - I'd like an official answer to what a "fluffer" is...and while we're at it, I once watched a movie that mentioned "snowblowing" as a sexual term and I'd like clarification of what that is too...DD's right about the fluffer. I was thinking it was the person responsible for the linens on a pron shoot. You know, the guy who changes the sheets and makes sure everything's in place. I was way off on that.

I'm still decidedly pro-fluffer, but only if I can have one of my own.

And I don't know what Snowblowing is - were you watching Stepmom? I think that's where I heard it. No one ever explained it to me either.

Icy

12-17-2005, 08:44 AM

I'm with Draft Dodger, oliegirl i think you mean snowballing and i'm not going to give a lot of details in this board about that either. Let's say it's about exchanging from one mouth to other the sexual fluids that have the color of the snow.

oliegirl

12-17-2005, 08:45 AM

was it snow blowing or snow balling? never heard of the former. not very inclined to explain the latter.

a fluffer is a girl who works off-camera on a porn shoot. her job is to get the male actors "ready" for their scene. they also appear in about every third Penthous Forum letter, as in, guy goes back home for a break, runs into the quiet shy girl from Chemistry class, they go out, she reveals her occupation as a fluffer and invites him to the set of her next shoot, during which the male star can't perform so our hero is tabbed on the spot as a replacement, and, of course, his friend the chemistry girl is his fluffer, whereupon hilarity ensues. or so I'm told.

Ahhh - thanks :) I don't read Penthouse so I would have never known all that!

Seriously, I don't remember if it was snowblowing or snowballing...but now you have me intrigued so please define snowballing. You can PM me if it's that controversial...but I really do want to know

Airhog

12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

Google Snowblowing if you want to know. It is the same thing as Snowballing btw.

oliegirl

12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

JonInMiddleGA

12-17-2005, 08:46 AM

Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob.

from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/Topic21allstories.html

Airhog

12-17-2005, 08:47 AM

Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them?

Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 08:47 AM

oliegirl

12-17-2005, 08:49 AM

Snowblow -- Snowblow (verb)A slang term for when a girl puts snow or ice in her mouth and then gives a guy a blowjob.

from http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/Topic21allstories.html

That doesnt' sound very enjoyable for either party involved...just sounds cold

oliegirl

12-17-2005, 08:50 AM

Breastmilk? :D

What are you doing up at this god awful (In AZ) hour after being drunk last night? You should be sleeping it off and Arlie should be on baby duty!

Icy

12-17-2005, 08:51 AM

Breastmilk? :D
Lol, not "exactly" that fluid but the one that after 9 months makes you to produce the breastmilk ;)

JonInMiddleGA

12-17-2005, 08:52 AM

That doesnt' sound very enjoyable for either party involved...just sounds cold

I hadn't really thought of snow as a sexual aid before (hazard of living where it rarely snows at all I guess) but ice has a variety of useful applications.

Then again, so does candle wax.

Grammaticus

12-17-2005, 08:53 AM

Do women really need a fluffer in porn? I thought only the males get them?

Hey larry's at half mast again, bring in the fluffer!
Actually, I think half mast is the standard setting in porn. Once below half mast, fluffers unleashed.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 08:54 AM

What are you doing up at this god awful (In AZ) hour after being drunk last night? You should be sleeping it off and Arlie should be on baby duty!hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.

Grammaticus

12-17-2005, 08:59 AM

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Arlie on baby duty. That's funny. Not while there's a patch or an update or any game in development ever.

Baby and I are in our jammies watching cartoons while I chug the glorious liquid known as water, and wait for the advil to kick in and kill the little men jackhammering in my head.
Drink some Pedialyte, that stuff will re-hydrate you faster than anything else.

st.cronin

12-17-2005, 08:59 AM

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 09:05 AM

Do the little men have fluffers?They don't seem to need them. Doing a fine job.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 09:19 AM

OMG.

My email.

Draft Dodger

12-17-2005, 09:25 AM

I hadn't really thought of snow as a sexual aid before (hazard of living where it rarely snows at all I guess) but ice has a variety of useful applications.

Then again, so does candle wax.

and peanut butter

Airhog

12-17-2005, 10:03 AM

don't forget cholcolate syrup

JeeberD

12-17-2005, 10:35 AM

God DAMMIT! Why didnt I log on last night?!?!? :mad:

Airhog

12-17-2005, 11:34 AM

God DAMMIT! Why didnt I log on last night?!?!? :mad:

Maybe you were massaging something other than your post count?!?!?!

Samdari

12-17-2005, 12:13 PM

I demand this quote be put in Arlie's signature:

"Any regular husband would have me naked by now."

sabotai

12-17-2005, 01:58 PM

What I'd give to have had a naked red headed hottie in my bed last night....or any colored hair hottie, really.

Arlie, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Fuck your drunken wife for god's sake! Geez. You bring embarrissment to the entire male gender. *shakes head*

And I second Samdari's suggestion.

DaddyTorgo

12-17-2005, 02:10 PM

OMG! the one night where I had to go to bed @ 1am!! Gahhh!!! Sounds like fun FWR. hopefully you got a nap this afternoon while le petit rahn slept??

and i second samdari's demand

st.cronin

12-17-2005, 02:19 PM

I'm on Arlie's side. Sometimes you need a night off.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 03:26 PM

God DAMMIT! Why didnt I log on last night?!?!? :mad:Dunno Jeebs, sucks to be you. Missed out on the webcam fun. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Edit to add - J/K :p

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 03:46 PM

hopefully you got a nap this afternoon while le petit rahn slept?? Even better. Left the menfolk here at the South 40 and headed in to town for a few hours at a spa. Had a lovely massage, facial and pedicure....all is forgiven.

DaddyTorgo

12-17-2005, 03:47 PM

Even better. Left the menfolk here at the South 40 and headed in to town for a few hours at a spa. Had a lovely massage, facial and pedicure....all is forgiven.
aaah wonderful. house is still standing and baby is alive?? http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/wink.gif

Airhog

12-17-2005, 03:50 PM

hey, we know nothing of their sex life. They may of had sex 5 nights straight before this, maybe Farrah is just a nympho :p

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 03:51 PM

aaah wonderful. house is still standing and baby is alive?? http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/wink.gifYep. And not just alive - but fed and changed according to the schedule. I was quite pleased.

st.cronin

12-17-2005, 04:07 PM

OMG.

My email.

This post requires elaboration.

sabotai

12-17-2005, 04:11 PM

hey, we know nothing of their sex life. They may of had sex 5 nights straight before this, maybe Farrah is just a nympho :p
.....you say that like it could possibly be a bad thing.

You people are so old. Thanks, I've been feeling quite old recently. A few comments here has made me feel a bit younger now. Five nights? You need a break after 5 nights? Geez. 50, I could see. 5? Do you need a walker to get around, too? :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 04:21 PM

This post requires elaboration.No, no it really doesn't. :D

Galaxy

12-17-2005, 08:33 PM

Hmmm...

We should set-up a poll that asks our couples, how much do they get it a week. :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-17-2005, 08:51 PM

Oh goodie, another poll I won't answer.

dervack

12-17-2005, 11:11 PM

Oh goodie, another poll I won't answer.
Well, it could be private if it made you feel more at ease.

JeeberD

12-18-2005, 11:00 AM

Dunno Jeebs, sucks to be you. Missed out on the webcam fun. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

That's OK. Skippy sent me a bootleg copy of it... :D

terpkristin

12-18-2005, 05:38 PM

Yep. Not much of a drinker so all it took was a bottle and a half of wine. Riesling and a Chardonnay if you care.

The He-Rahn and I are watching old Tivo'd Las Vegas and he's explaing to me what exaclty a fluffer is. Apparetnly I had that one all wrong.Yum I love Riesling's! :)

Glad to see I'm not the only female who can start "I'm drunk" threads. :D :D :D You should've given me a heads up you were drinking. I'd have done it too, we could have had all the guys on the thread jealous! ;)

/tk

/tk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 07:29 PM

I wish all the ladies of FOFC lived in the same general area. Think of the girls night out we could have. :D

Danny

12-18-2005, 07:31 PM

I wish all the ladies of FOFC lived in the same general area. Think of the girls night out we could have. :D

Yup, just us girls!

Anthony

12-18-2005, 07:45 PM

yeah, no icky boys allowed. my breasts are sore, anyone else's? man, i want chocolate.

when's the FOFC Girls Nite Out? whose gonna wear a thong? i know i am. yup, good ole HA, all girl, all the time. YAY Estrogen!

why don't we girls exhange pics of us trying on different bras?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 07:47 PM

Ok not all girls night out's are the same as what you see in your porn flicks.

Anthony

12-18-2005, 07:51 PM

porn? yuckers! us chicks don't watch porn. no way, i love Oprah, The View, reading Soap Opera Digest, maybe a little Chicken Soup For The Soul. porn is for those horny guys.

let's go to a cute little cafe, girls, we can drink frappacino's and eat italian biscotti and gossip. yeah, gossiping is fun. my ovaries are huge. who has dark aereola's? i know i do.

Airhog

12-18-2005, 07:55 PM

Gold Jerry! Gold!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 07:57 PM

I don't know about oliegirl or Dodgerchick, but I always try to find ways insert my ovaries into a conversation.

terpkristin

12-18-2005, 08:53 PM

I don't know about oliegirl or Dodgerchick, but I always try to find ways insert my ovaries into a conversation.DAMN, AM I NO LONGER ONE OF THE WOMEN OF FOFC?!?!?!

Gee, I'm feeling so unloved.

FWIW, I mention my ovaries AND my breasts in every "girls night" conversation I have. ;) :) :D

/tk

oliegirl

12-18-2005, 09:06 PM

I wish all the ladies of FOFC lived in the same general area. Think of the girls night out we could have. :D

Great Idea! I think we should all plan a trip to Vegas, split a room so we can get it super cheap and just party our asses off to 2 or 3 days!!!! :) No kids, no men, no FOFC!!!!

And TK - you will always be one of the girls! :)

oliegirl

12-18-2005, 09:07 PM

DAMN, AM I NO LONGER ONE OF THE WOMEN OF FOFC?!?!?!

Gee, I'm feeling so unloved.

FWIW, I mention my ovaries AND my breasts in every "girls night" conversation I have. ;) :) :D

/tk

My breasts are so amazing, I can't help but talk about them! ;)

Joe

12-18-2005, 09:16 PM

My breasts are so amazing, I can't help but talk about them! ;)

pics plz.

GreenMonster

12-18-2005, 09:22 PM

pics plz.

That was way to easy.. I barely saw that line coming..

Airhog

12-18-2005, 09:30 PM

pics plz.

You know, I would expect this from Clinton, not from you pal

Joe

12-18-2005, 09:32 PM

You know, I would expect this from Clinton, not from you pal

Clinton would have taken the pics already by himself

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 09:46 PM

DAMN, AM I NO LONGER ONE OF THE WOMEN OF FOFC?!?!?!

Gee, I'm feeling so unloved.

FWIW, I mention my ovaries AND my breasts in every "girls night" conversation I have. ;) :) :D

/tkWell you always mention your ovaries, so I didn't think I needed to single you out.

:p

And my boobs work their own way into the conversation ;)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 09:49 PM

Great Idea! I think we should all plan a trip to Vegas, split a room so we can get it super cheap and just party our asses off to 2 or 3 days!!!! :) No kids, no men, no FOFC!!!!

And TK - you will always be one of the girls! :)I'm in. Let's go in January! Seriously I soooooo need a break.

Swaggs

12-18-2005, 10:05 PM

I'm in. Let's go in January! Seriously I soooooo need a break.

I know HA loves Vegas. :)

oliegirl

12-18-2005, 10:09 PM

I know HA loves Vegas. :)

GIRL'S weekend...no penises allowed!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-18-2005, 10:10 PM

GIRL'S weekend...no penises allowed!HA would still be allowed. :D

sterlingice

12-19-2005, 02:28 AM

You know, I would expect this from Clinton, not from you palWell played :D

SI

mh2365

12-19-2005, 03:24 AM

Even better. Left the menfolk here at the South 40 and headed in to town for a few hours at a spa. Had a lovely massage, facial and pedicure....all is forgiven.

As wonderful and juvenile as this thread is I can't believe no one mentioned that she said facial
:D

Sorry just had to add my 14 y/o comment!!!

Joe

12-19-2005, 05:38 AM

As wonderful and juvenile as this thread is I can't believe no one mentioned that she said facial
:D

Sorry just had to add my 14 y/o comment!!!

Now that's just uncalled for.

Samdari

12-19-2005, 07:42 AM

Ok not all girls night out's are the same as what you see in your porn flicks.

Uhh, thanks for ruining that for us. Anything else?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-19-2005, 07:53 AM

There is no Santa? :p

Anthony

12-19-2005, 08:30 AM

HA would still be allowed. :D

honestly, i'm going to Vegas in late May/early June. i've been there before with my wife (ummmm, i mean, husband, cuz i'm a girl and since we're all girls we can all split a room and get changed in front of each other cuz, you know, we all have the same privates), but this will be the first time going with all my guy friends so i'm expecting this to be classic. since my spouse and i have decided that this will be our "Summer of Fun" - our last summer before getting pregnant - i wanted a proper going out of business party before i have to start being a responsible person and be in charge of the lives of children.

so this summer, Vegas 2006, will be insanely out of this world ridiculous. i might not even wear pants the entire weekend. i'm serious.

st.cronin

12-19-2005, 08:32 AM

Vegas scares me.

Anthony

12-19-2005, 08:34 AM

Vegas scares me.

when in Rome...

Draft Dodger

12-19-2005, 08:39 AM

we have a friend who wants to go when she turns 30, so we'll be going with her and her husband in a couple of years.
I haven't been to Vegas since I moved away from LA. Has it changed much since 1981? :)

SFL Cat

12-19-2005, 09:20 AM

????

TexasT

12-21-2005, 12:03 PM

Farrah...can we please see a picture of you? :)

Wasabiak

12-21-2005, 12:21 PM

How in God's name can this thread make it to page 3, and STILL have no pics? Baffling, indeed.

Tim Tellean

12-21-2005, 12:37 PM

should've visited .400ss. Pic was there.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-21-2005, 01:35 PM

Here ya go.

http://www.400softwarestudios.com/dogphotos/baseballbears.JPG

JeeberD

12-21-2005, 07:25 PM

No fair, the bambino is blocking the boobies!

TexasT

12-22-2005, 02:17 AM

He's a definite cutie! And Mom is hot, too!

DaddyTorgo

12-22-2005, 02:18 AM

Jeebs, stop using your TexasT nickname to dolapost and dola-compliment FWR! you're not fooling anyone!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-22-2005, 07:44 AM

No fair, the bambino is blocking the boobies!Check your PM's

hahahaha Just Kidding! :p

JeeberD

12-22-2005, 08:37 AM

hahahaha Just Kidding! :p

Do you think anyone is actually going to fall for the mis-direction? Thanks for the pics! http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_fap.gif

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-22-2005, 08:42 AM

You are one sad, sad little man

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

JeeberD

12-22-2005, 08:52 AM

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

12-22-2005, 08:56 AM

:(At least I didn't say I was responding to your PM http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

TexasT

12-22-2005, 12:12 PM

Daddy, sorry, I ain't Jeebs. Been lurking here for years just never post! :D

TexasT

12-22-2005, 12:47 PM

BTW, She-Rahn is hot! :)

hoosiergoody

12-22-2005, 12:47 PM

good thing i keep up with what is going on... where else do you get a bunch of old farts chasing a young skirt...

seriously... merry christmas to all (which i am sure it would be if she moves the little bambino)