Witches Predict World Series

[sterlingice]

11:07 AM - Read: Witches Predictions for the Mets
...posted by Matthew Cerrone... <!-- on January 5, 2006 11:07AM (EST)-->
According to the WordNetDaily.com (http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48198), a group of witches predict that the Mets will defeat the Yankees in the World Series this coming season…

While the witches claim to be 28 percent accurate, correctly predicting the success of eBay and The Sopranos and President Bush’s win over Al Gore in 2000, they wrongly predicted shortages of razor blades and salsa, a musical remake of Gone with the Wind starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Madonna, and Brad Pitt, and that nude tap-dancing and rectangular bagels would become national crazes…

…this has got to be the craziest thing i have ever posted on this site, but i had to do it…if for no other reason then to debate the need for rectangular bagels…not square mind you, but rectangular…

…thanks to dan for the link…i think…

SI

[KWhit]

I tried my hardest to corner the salsa market, but alas, I failed.

[Ksyrup]

WrongWay is a witch?

[sterlingice]

Arnold, Pitt, and Madonna on a musical. I'd kill to see that! Movie executives, make this now! ;)

SI

[st.cronin]

If the Mets and Yankees meet in the World Series, I will make disconnect my cable that month.

[Critch]

Rectangular bagels is a great idea. They'd fit in the toaster better.

[WSUCougar]

I tried my hardest to corner the salsa market, but alas, I failed.
And I imagine you missed it by a razor-thin margin, eh?

[ISiddiqui]

If the Mets and Yankees meet in the World Series, I will make disconnect my cable that month.Did you do so in 2000?

[Mustang]

Frankly My Dear... I'll be back.