Release the puppies!

[DanGarion]

http://www.starmagazine.com/people/61770

HEWITT'S READY FOR HER PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD!

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Squeaky clean Jennifer Love Hewitt may soon be a centerfold, sources say. "Jennifer has received some really big-bucks offers for years from magazines, including Playboy, to pose nude," but she has always laughed off the idea, a close friend tells Star People. Although Hewitt, 26, has a hit with CBS's Ghost Whisperer, she still wants a film career and doesn't feel she's getting the right scripts. "She always gets offered a cute little sidekick role," another friend says. "She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role. She knows she can pull it off, but she thinks casting directors aren't so sure."


*please be true, please be true*

[B & B]

This thread is no longer worthless.

SKYDOG EDIT: Here's a hint: when the title of the page you're linking to includes the phrase "nude & non-nude pictures," you will spend a month in the penalty box.

[DanGarion]

This thread is no longer worthless.



But it never was!

[MJ4H]

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/eek.gif.

[Warhammer]

Release the puppies and kittens will die!

[Easy Mac]

if it was jennifer love hewitt from 5 years ago, definitely. now she just looks scary.

[sovereignstar]

My asshole is a more reputable source.

[bbor]

Damn she's gotten too friggin skinny......she kinda looks like a skeleton.


But i would still like to see her breastplate:D

[duckman]

Boobies!

[st.cronin]

Don't do it, baby. Don't ruin the mystery for us.

[Tigercat]

Well its a mystery no one on this board would ever be able to solve anyway, so we might as well see the twins working behind the curtain.

[Lathum]

Well its a mystery no one on this board would ever be able to solve anyway, so we might as well see the twins working behind the curtain.
speak for yourself

[Tigercat]

speak for yourself

Planting her face on a picture of Bea Arthur's nude body doesn't count. No matter how stimulating the result may be.

[sovereignstar]

speak for yourself

don juan, ladies and gentlemen

[Schmidty]

My wife made me watch "Ghost Whisperer" last night, and I was amazed by how small her boobs were, compared to how big I thought they were.

[Karlifornia]

Oh, man. If she does Playboy, I may never leave my house again.

[stevew]

I heard Toni Braxton was considering doing playboy as well.

[cuervo72]

Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons.

[Subby]

Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons. And The Pope has thus spaken.

[saldana]

Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons.

please dont take this the wrong way, but who gives a shit what they are called...i wanna see JLH naked...whatever they call her at that point is pretty much NOT my concern.

[cuervo72]

please dont take this the wrong way, but who gives a shit what they are called...i wanna see JLH naked...whatever they call her at that point is pretty much NOT my concern.

Because it's bad reporting, and bad reporting that is repeated over and over.

[Bee]

Because it's bad reporting, and bad reporting that is repeated over and over.

You actually read the articles, don't you?

;)

[Karlifornia]

Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons.
Hugh Hefner would be immensly proud of you. Now, your parents? Probably not so much....

[Klinglerware]

Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons.

Marilyn Monroe doesn't count? Where's the sense of history?

[Toddzilla]

I imagine this is the same guy who will correct you if you get the month or year of a centerfold wrong.

"I beg your pardon, but Melanie Funbags was a Playmate in JUNE of 1997, not July!"

[saldana]

Because it's bad reporting, and bad reporting that is repeated over and over.
you do know that there are naked women in this magazine, right ;)

[st.cronin]

I thought that all the models were 'playmates' but that only one was 'playmate of the month' - that one being the centerfold.

I think the last time I looked at a Playboy was around 1987, so I'm not certainly no expert.

[saldana]

I thought that all the models were 'playmates' but that only one was 'playmate of the month' - that one being the centerfold.

I think the last time I looked at a Playboy was around 1987, so I'm not certainly no expert.

you do know that there are naked women in this magazine, right :D

[st.cronin]

you do know that there are naked women in this magazine, right :D

Well, yes, I do remember that. I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.

[rkmsuf]

Well, yes, I do remember that. I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.


Or so your told.

[st.cronin]

Or so your told.

kiss my grits, touch-hole :D

[Karlifornia]

Well, yes, I do remember that. I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.


Someone's whipped....

[st.cronin]

Someone's whipped....

Everybody should be whipped like me. I've never been happier. :)

[sterlingice]

Ok, I came across this thread via the WrongWay banning thread...as a former collector of Playboy, I have to say that it annoys the hell out of me every time I see dumbass media outlets saying that some celebrity is going to become a "playmate" or a "centerfold". No, no, no, no, NO. Celebrities do NOT become playmates. They have celebrity pictorials, and that's it. Playmates are the ones who are given the title "Miss June", etc, have the data sheet (if they still do that, it's been a while. I hope they haven't gotten rid of it.), and...the CENTERFOLD. Only the playmates of the month get centerfolds. NOT CELEBRITIES (Shanna Moakler would have been the closest to a known quantity as a former Miss USA, but this doesn't really count). So JLH or any other "celebrity" that is featured in the magazine will not be a centerfold. They do the same thing with college specials too - local paper reports how the local college is all in a tizzy because three of its girls were playmates. WRONG.

Morons.This might go down as one of my favorite posts ever.

SI

[saldana]

Well, yes, I do remember that. I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.

which is why god invented strip clubs

[saldana]

dola, but since they arent open 24 hours a day, he invented porn.

[st.cronin]

which is why god invented strip clubs

Was it on this board that I heard the story of the stripper who farted in some guy's face?

[Karlifornia]

Was it on this board that I heard the story of the stripper who farted in some guy's face?


God..that's terrible.

[Samdari]

naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.

You're not married are you?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I just want to point out that naked women are a bazillion times more interesting in real life.Agreed. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Desnudo]

Because it's bad reporting, and bad reporting that is repeated over and over.

The New York Times is waiting for your editorial.

[Chas in Cinti]

Marilyn Monroe doesn't count? Where's the sense of history?

Actually... Marilyn WAS a centerfold.

Regards,
Chas

[vtbub]

Agreed. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Pics...Ahh nevermind. U'd post Arlie instead.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Pics...Ahh nevermind. U'd post Arlie instead.No, Draft Dodger has all those...

[DanGarion]

Agreed. http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
While this may be true, there is always an exception when it comes to beauties llike Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[vtbub]

Ya know, I always liked Neve Campbell better. The pussywhipping rating on JLH seems rather high. I mean yeah, she'll let you share your dna with her, but it will cost you a shopping trip or extended stays at her mother's.

[MJ4H]

Ya know, I always liked Neve Campbell better. The pussywhipping rating on JLH seems rather high. I mean yeah, she'll let you share your dna with her, but it will cost you a shopping trip or extended stays at her mother's.whatever it takes

[JeeberD]

boobies!

[duckman]

boobies!
I called them first.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

boobies!Jeebs, your timing has been way off lately.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[cthomer5000]

Ya know, I always liked Neve Campbell better. Yes.

[dacman]

Ya know, I always liked Neve Campbell better
Then, yes. Now, not so much.

[JeeberD]

Jeebs, your timing has been way off lately.http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/images/smilies/tongue.gif


What?