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tarcone
03-25-2006, 09:49 PM
We have a contract on our house. going into the putting it up for sale we were concerned it would take a while. So we bought and buried a St. Joseph statue. 8 days later we have a contract on our house and are going to close in less then a month.
i have heard many stories of this sort. Have you experienced it or know someone who has?
I am a firm believer in this.

GrantDawg
03-25-2006, 09:53 PM
DR. BROWN MYTH

GENERAL ACCOUNTS OFFIFER

AUDITING CONTROL UNIT

CITIZENS INTERNATIONAL BANK

119,ADEOLA ODEKU V/I

LAGOS NIGERIA

Tel:00234-8029021253.



DEAR RESPECTED FRIEND,


I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH CITIZENS INTERNATIONAL BANK; MY NAME IS DR. BROWN MYTH, A BANKER. I AM THE ACCOUNTS OFFICER TO ENGR. (ALBERT) A NATIONAL OF YOUR COUNTRY, WHO IS A CONTRCTOR WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS.


HEREIN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT ON THE 30TH JANUARY, 2000, MY CLIENT, HIS WIFE AND THEIR THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN THE KENYAN AIRWAYS FLIGHT CRASH WITH REGISTRATION NUMBER 5Y-BEN WHICH DEPARTED FROM NAIROBI TO DESTINATION LAGOS AND ALL THE FAMILY DIED IN THIS FATAL AIR CRASH ON 30TH JANUARY 2000. SINCE THEN, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL INQUIRIES TO YOUR EMBASSY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENT'S EXTENDED RELATIONS, THIS HAS PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL.


AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, I DECIDED TO TRACE THE LAST NAME OVER THE INTERNET TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY HENCE I CONTACTED YOU. I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE MONEY AND PROPERTY LEFT BEHIND BY MY LATE CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICABLE BY THE BANK WHERE THIS HUGE DEPOSIT WAS LODGED, PARTICULARLY THE CITIZENS INTERNATIONAL BANK, WHERE THE DECEASED HAD AN ACCOUNT VALUED AT ABOUT (US$15 MILLION) HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE THE NEXT OF KIN OR HAVE THE ACCOUNT CONFISCATED WITHIN THE NEXT TEN WORKING DAYS.


SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING THE RELATIONS FOR OVER TWO YEARS, I SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED SINCE YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF THIS ACCOUNT VALUED AT (15 MILLION US DOLLARS) CAN BE PAID TO YOU AND THEN, YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY. 50% FOR YOU AND 50% TO ME AND ALL THE EXPENSES WILL BE SHARED EQUALLY.


ALL I REQUIRE OF YOU IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS DEAL THROUGH. I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU AND I FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.


PLEASE IF YOU WILL LIKE TO GO AHEAD WITH THIS PROPOSAL, SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO ME. AFTER RECEIVING IT, I WILL PREPARE A TEXT OF APPLICATION FOR CLAIM. THESE INCLUDE:


(1)FULL NAMES AND CONTACT ADDRESS

(2)TEL/FAX NUMBERS

(3)AGE/MARITAL STATUS

(4)PROFESSION

(5)NATIONALITY

(6)BANK NAME AND ADDRESS


N.B


I SINCERELY RECOMMEND YOU SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBER WHEN RESPONDING TO ENABLE ME CALL AND GIVE YOU FURTHER EXPLANATION.


BEST REGARDS,


DR. BROWN MYTH




- Brown Myth

Pyser
03-25-2006, 09:55 PM
my family did this. it worked for us, too. and we arent even christian!

the rule is, i think, that now you are supposed to dig it up and display it prominently in your next house.

we did that, as well, but i accidentally broke it while running audio wire. oops!

tarcone
03-25-2006, 10:02 PM
my family did this. it worked for us, too. and we arent even christian!

the rule is, i think, that now you are supposed to dig it up and display it prominently in your next house.

we did that, as well, but i accidentally broke it while running audio wire. oops!

Yeah i was wondering about the digging up part
i guess we have to do that when we close...WOO HOO

primelord
03-26-2006, 12:06 AM
We sold a house 6 months ago. The first day we put the house on the market we got full asking price offers from the first two people who looked at it. 1 day on the market and sold. No statues were involved in the selling of this house.

CraigSca
03-26-2006, 05:47 AM
I've never even heard of this, though I'm not Catholic, so I guess it makes sense. Just know that you are indebted to Saint Joseph big time, and one night, when you least expect it, you'll hear a tapping on your back window and it will be time for that debt to be paid.

Marc Vaughan
03-26-2006, 06:28 AM
Its amazing how many intelligent people follow illogical patterns when things are beyond their control, I know I do sometimes.

I put this down to simple stress transferance personally, I know I stress over things I can't control - however if I can illogically transfer this onto a superstition or something beyond my control then it eases my worries ... stupid in some ways, but good stress relief all the same ;)

(and yes the fact that I logically know what I'm doing probably makes it less effective for me ... grrr ... got to hate having a logical mind sometimes ;) )

Dutch
03-26-2006, 01:15 PM
Funny, I'm doing a lot of digging today as well, but not to bury some statue, but to lay pavers. I hope my theory that a nice looking home makes people want to buy it. If it works, I'll pass it on. :)

Eaglesfan27
03-26-2006, 02:28 PM
Funny, I'm doing a lot of digging today as well, but not to bury some statue, but to lay pavers. I hope my theory that a nice looking home makes people want to buy it. If it works, I'll pass it on. :)

The pavers at our new place (we close in 29 days) were a big plus for Mrs. Eaglesfan. Good luck :)

Dutch
03-26-2006, 03:24 PM
The pavers at our new place (we close in 29 days) were a big plus for Mrs. Eaglesfan. Good luck :)

Mucho Gracias. I've finished laying them, it's not too bad. It was designed to extend a concrete patio out and add a border. I think it's done it's job. I just need to add sand between the stones, but I'm taking a break.