Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 27: Katie Holmes

[Kodos]

With yesterday's contestant, Kirsten Dunst, finishing right around the middle of the pack, it is now up to Tom Cruise's beau to step under the microscope.

Previous Voting Results


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Kirsten Dunst 61.??
Danica Patrick 59.17
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05


I'm going to go with hot despite the Scientology crap. The girl is good looking!

[rkmsuf]

She's hawt. Love it live.

But ultimately undoable now that's she mixed up with all the secret universe stuff.

[stevew]

She ruined Batman Begins, and now she's a part of the fruity little club. I'm going with no.

[gottimd]

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

[albionmoonlight]

She has teh mouth herpes and her boyfriend is crazy.

[rkmsuf]

love "the Gift" funbags shot, .


Schwing!

[JeeberD]

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

Word up

[Cuckoo]

She was hot in her earlier years (Pre-Cruise Era), love "the Gift" funbags shot, but with all of these new photos out and her staged crap with the Ultimate "i'm 5 foot tall and a Scientologist" weirdo, she has just lost it all.

*nods*

[WSUCougar]

Icky goo.

[st.cronin]

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

[Lorena]

I thought she was, but after seeing her in pregnancy gear... no. The girl has no fashion sense.

[Anthony]

when not-pregnant and when not with Tom Cruise she has the world's perkiest breasts. i mean, so perky they make Katie Couric look like Oscar the Grouch.

just a delightfully happy set of breasts.

[Desnudo]

Tough one. I'll need to think about it.

[rkmsuf]

I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick.

[WSUCougar]

I'm still trying to figure out the stolen dick trick.
It's like a Quiksand puzzle.

[rkmsuf]

Don't attempt to steal 2/3 of a dick unless you are a trained professional.

[WSUCougar]

If .66666667 > (your dick length)/(stolen dick length), then you have to do Katie Holmes in the presence of L. Ron Hubbard.

[st.cronin]

NO ROUNDING

[VPI97]

She was borderline until she hooked up with the nutjob club.

[Young Drachma]

Jumped the shark.

[Neon_Chaos]

The Gift. Thankyouverymuch.

[Abe Sargent]

So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black?


-Anxiety

[gottimd]

So, what is going to happen when Katie Holmes gives birth and the world discovers that her baby is half white, half black?


-Anxiety

They will put a spin on it that one of them is from african descent or something.

[gkb]

This was a tough one...I hate to vote not just on who she married, but I did.

[saldana]

i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad

"but he has.....old balls"

[rkmsuf]

i am gonna have to go with not hot....totally lost any appeal for me when she got knocked up by a guy who could be her dad

"but he has.....old balls"

they say his balls are magically enhanced by teh scientology

[saldana]

they say his balls are magically enhanced by teh scientology

that may make sense then on how he nailed katie holmes and nicole kidman then....cuz if he is really as nuts as he seems lately, he isnt doing it with personality

[rkmsuf]

that may make sense then on how he nailed katie holmes and nicole kidman then....cuz if he is really as nuts as he seems lately, he isnt doing it with personality


One of the great benefits of level 3 are the magic balls. See Travolta. No way he gets Preston with regular old human balls.

[Celeval]

Three years ago, absoutely. Right now.. eh... no.

[saldana]

One of the great benefits of level 3 are the magic balls. See Travolta. No way he gets Preston with regular old human balls.

maybe i should go buy that book......

[rkmsuf]

maybe i should go buy that book......

It's a tradeoff. The magic balls drive you insane but you get hot women.

[BYU 14]

Jumped the shark.

Backward and forwards.....Hooking up with a lunatic is so not attractive.

[Vince]

As much as I hate the Scientology/Tom Cruise thing, I can't say no.

Edit: I bet without Tom Cruise and Scientology, Holmes is in the top ten. Too bad we'll never know...

[Eaglesfan27]

Hot before she was involved with Scientology. Undeniably not now.

[st.cronin]

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

[Eaglesfan27]

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.

I'm willing to bet the house that Fonzie and I aren't. ;)

[dawgfan]

This one was a little tough. Katie Holmes has definitely been very hot, but as of late some of that has worn off. I'm trying to not be too influenced by the pregnancy and by her bizarre taste in falling for Mr. Closeted Gay Scientologist Freakazoid, but I have to admit she hasn't looked nearly as hot lately. That said, I'm presuming once she gives birth and comes to her senses and leaves freak boy she'll once again look very hot. For those that aren't on the "Katie Holmes is hot" bandwagon, let me present the movie "The Gift" as evidence.

[Poli]

What's this "Gift" you people keep talking about?

[bulletsponge]

yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

[GrantDawg]

yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap

Why? It is not like he has ever touched her. :D

[Abe Sargent]

What are the odds that some member of the board is a scientologist? I think it's better than even.


Me = Baptist Minister


-Anxiety

[bulletsponge]

Originally Posted by bulletsponge
yes, but i wouldnt touch her after the tom cruise/ scientology crap


Why? It is not like he has ever touched her.

the fact that shes going along with it and even joined the "fruity little club" is enough to make me throw her out of bed. but she still gives me guy cramps when i look at her

[Rizon]

She was hot for about 3 weeks in 1997.

[Desnudo]

I voted yes. I think she can still come back to the light.

[Greyroofoo]

I'm only hot because she's a fellow Toledoan

[Glengoyne]

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

You guys are right. Completely not hot. (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3165/TomCruisea_Mazur_5156763_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Holmes,%20Katie&seq=88)

[Buccaneer]

Guilty by association.

[kingfc22]

Nawt!!!!

[wade moore]

Guilty by association.

I do wonder how different this vote would have been if not for the whole Cruise thing.

[Flame Eater]

Hot, but I dig pregnant chicks!!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I never really thought she was that hot, but she could have Tom Cruise's scientology-stained dick attached to her forehead, and she'd still be hotter than Scarlett Johanssen.

Yes, I went there.

[saldana]

but she could have Tom Cruise's scientology-stained dick attached to her forehead

pics pls k thx

[WSUCougar]

Me = Baptist Minister
Serious?

[JeeberD]

I never really thought she was that hot, but she could have Tom Cruise's scientology-stained dick attached to her forehead, and she'd still be hotter than Scarlett Johanssen.

Yes, I went there.

Fucking loony tunes, man...

[Neon_Chaos]

What's this "Gift" you people keep talking about?

The movie where she bared her nice perk melons.

I quote the movie Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. "You remember the holocaust? Think of the exact opposite."

[ISiddiqui]

Great line :D.

"Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable lady, and I'm going to see her boobs." (or something like that) :D

That movie kicked ass.

[Neon_Chaos]

:D I loved the movie (Harold and Kumar) completely.

And yes. Katie Holmes' breasts (pre-Cruise) were nothing short of spectacular.

[Ramzavail]

I said no, remember the herpes pictures?

I wouldn't trump it.

[DanGarion]

I wonder if she should still score this low. She's looking pretty hot again...

[spleen1015]

Compared to other celebs, she's average if not below average at best.