Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 34: Reese Witherspoon

[Kodos]

Jessica Alba's bid to steal Anna K's spot atop the Hot or Not throne was thwarted, as Jessica was forced to settle for third all time behind Kate Beckinsale. Next up, Reese Witherspoon walks the line...

Previous Voting Results


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Jessica Alba 89.78
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Keira Knightley 84.18
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Christina Milian 70.97
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Kirsten Dunst 61.01
Angie Harmom 60.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Katie Holmes 43.28
Parminder Nagra 38.64
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Madonna 14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05


I've liked her since The Man In The Moon, but I have to vote not. Sorry Reese!

[JeeberD]

This one is tough. I think she's incredibly cute, but I don't know if she's hot...

[Bee]

Not even with your tentacle.

[ice4277]

A couple years ago, I would have voted hot, no doubt about it. Now, I'm not sure...

[flere-imsaho]

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

[jeff061]

She messed up Jack Bauer. HOT.

[Mustang]

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

[Bee]

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

And can poke your eye out...

[Draft Dodger]

I love her.

[path12]

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

Well said, sir.

[KWhit]

No! Dear God, no!

[George]

I love her.

Me too.

[ice4277]

After much soul-searching, I decided that she is, in fact, still hot.

[gkb]

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

Yep her chin kills any chance of Reese getting a hot vote from me.

[Fonzie]

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

I mentioned this in the Alba thread - I wholeheartedly agree. Our voting standards have changed since the Anna K poll, and as such she needs a re-vote.

[WSUCougar]

Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot.

[King of New York]

Nyet.

[Subby]

MILF

[BrianD]

You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

[Galaxy]

Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot.
Agree...

[wade moore]

You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

Agreed. The decision of who to put on here has been masterful lately.

[AgustusM]

2 thoughts:

1. Reese doesn't really fit my normal voluptuous hot standards, she is not quite curvy enough for me. However - she is one of those chicks that I think is hot despite not being my normal type. something about her does it for me.

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

[Desnudo]

I love her.

I do too. But I can't say she's hot although I'd probably walk into a telephone pole if I saw her.

[stevew]

2 thoughts:

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

Good point.

[George]

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

I like this idea.

[jeff061]

Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale.

[Desnudo]

Let's not overcomplicate it. A 7 is not hot.

[Lathum]

she just doesn't do it for me

[rkmsuf]

She looks and sounds like she would be a terror to be around. If I can tape her mouth shut I'd hit reece's pieces.

[Anthony]

if she could promise me she'd always look like what she did on "Walk The Line' i'd say she's undeniably hot. i still voted "hot", but based off of that one movie. i hate her pointy chin.

[BrianD]

Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale.

True, there is more to debate when it is just a binary decision.

[Godzilla Blitz]

You ever see women that you know aren't all that pretty, or don't have a body you find that attractive, yet for some reason the first thing that pops into your head is an strong urge to have sex with them? And that's the only thing you can think of whenever you see them?

This one is that way for me. I don't think she's particularly pretty or attractive. I don't think she's got a particularly appealing body. Yet whenever I see a photo of her all I can think of is how much I'd love to have sex with her.

Hot.

[WSUCougar]

Now that you mention it, GB, I find myself strangely aroused by your comments...

[Lorena]

She looks great for having had a couple kids... HOT

[Kodos]

Just for the record, there will be no revotes. Anna K is queen until somebody knocks her off. If you start revoting, where do you stop?

The tournament will be everyone's second chance.

[WSUCougar]

So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking?

[Kodos]

So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking?


I'd love to pluck her myself.

[WSUCougar]

You'd like to korni her kova?

[Kodos]

You'd like to korni her kova?


Anna come back for more.

[Raiders Army]

Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin? You can only rest one nut on it?

[Toddzilla]

I'd hit it like Mike Tyson - kind of hard, but without much feeling or motivation.

[Glengoyne]

Attractive, alluring, charming, cute, All YES

hot Not!

[WSUCougar]

Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin?
No reason...

http://ema.arrl.org/images/leno.jpg

[Raiders Army]

Please quote me completely.

[WSUCougar]

Please quote me
Okay

[Kodos]

Please complete me.

Done!

[Godzilla Blitz]

No reason...

http://ema.arrl.org/images/leno.jpg

Ok, that ruined it.

Thanks a lot.

From now on, whenever I see her, instead of thinking of delicious sex, I'll think of Jay Leno.

My life just got a tiny bit darker.

I hope you're happy, Cougar.

;)

[Cuckoo]

Please me.

:eek:

[Raiders Army]

Heh heh.

[Lorena]

You can only rest one nut on it?


http://ema.arrl.org/images/leno.jpg

Umm... no :rolleyes:

[WSUCougar]

I hope you're happy, Cougar. ;)
:D

Hey, I still have unresolved issues from when I voted Jennifer Garner hot and somebody said something along the lines of "She's gotta have an Adam's Apple." :mad:

[DaddyTorgo]

i voted not. she just doesn't...do anything for me. pretty to look at...sure. need some alone time in the bathroom...not so much.

[saldana]

i am in the chin too big camp...the thing about anna k is that there is nothing negative, imo, about her...all my not votes have been because there is a feature about her that drops down the drool quotient when i see her...for reese, its the chin, vote not

[Toddzilla]

Her chin would be the perfect resting place for my potato sack.

[Bonegavel]

not. Her mouth/chin/teeth are an odd combo from certain angles.

[AlexB]

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

I think the decimal point has been put in the wrong place - surely it should be 9% :confused:

[Antmeister]

Seriously people......

Are these hot to you?
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hxxp://www.leninimports.com/reese_witherspoon_gallery_7.jpg
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I still vote no. She is cute, but not hot. If Jennifer Lopez gets 44% with her body and looks, I can't see how Reese is so high with his body and looks.

[rkmsuf]

Seriously people......

Are these hot to you?
hxxp://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/837/Reese_Witherspoon_002.jpg
hxxp://www.leninimports.com/reese_witherspoon_gallery_7.jpg
hxxp://www.theepochtimes.com/news_images/2005-9-18-reese-witherspoon.jpg

I still vote no. She is cute, but not hot. If Jennifer Lopez gets 44% with her body and looks, I can't see how Reese is so high with his body and looks.


Freud would have a field day with this.

[Antmeister]

Freud would have a field day with this.

LOL....I'm sorry. It's because she has a male dominated jaw line. There I put it out there. I only seen a jaw like that on hardened policemen.

[Fonzie]

LOL....I'm sorry. It's because she has a male dominated jaw line. There I put it out there. I only seen a jaw like that on hardened policemen.

Freud would have a field day with this.

[Antmeister]

Freud would have a field day with this.

I am really starting to hate you Klingon bastards!

[sabotai]

This one is tough. I think she's incredibly cute, but I don't know if she's hot...

That's hoiw I feel so I voted not. She just isn't..."hot". But, I would say she is a lot "prettier" than some of the girls who have gotten "hot" votes from me (which really brings up the issue of should this be "Pretty or Not"....but then again, that doesn't sound as good as "Hot or Not". It doesn't rhyme...anyway....Pretty, cute, but not hot)

[Rizon]

She's hot despite the neverendingforehead.

[dawgfan]

Cute, but not hot.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

I do not find her even remotely attractive. Something about her screams trailer trash.

[Joe]

hot. I've rubbed one off to her on a number of occasions

[Buccaneer]

Not with that chin and china doll makeup. How's that for voting superficiality? ;)

[ISiddiqui]

I think a revote of Kornikova is needed as well. Or at least an asterisk ;).

As for Witherspoon... HOT! Though not as much as the elite.

[Desnudo]

The Kornikova revisionists must have all voted for Kerry.

[Buccaneer]

I think a revote of Kornikova is needed as well. Or at least an asterisk ;).



More than that. 3 of the top 6 is incomprehensible for me.

[ISiddiqui]

I only have a problem with Kornikova. The rest can stay.

[cuervo72]

I still vote no. She is cute, but not hot.

Bingo.

[kingfc22]

Very cute, but not "hot"

[Grammaticus]

Me too.
Me Three, hot, hot, hot. She should be number three behind Anna and Kate.

[Grammaticus]

Dola, it has been a while since I checked out the hot or not threads and it makes me laugh to see the dog faced one (SJP) in last place. In fact, I can not imagine how she even got 11%. Must have been girls voting for her.

[Buccaneer]

Dola, it has been a while since I checked out the hot or not threads and it makes me laugh to see the dog faced one (SJP) in last place. In fact, I can not imagine how she even got 11%. Must have been girls voting for her.

Don't forget the camel faced one (Jolie) being in the top 8 or so.

[tanglewood]

Cute, yes. Sexy, yes. Hot..... no.

[ISiddiqui]

Don't forget the camel faced one (Jolie) being in the top 8 or so.

Jolie should be in the Top 3! It's a travesty she is as low as she is :p.

[tanglewood]

Dola

Poor coordination lead me to vote wrong though. D'oh.

[BYU 14]

Sorry, that Jaw line reminds me of a Jay Leno byproduct.