Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 36: Eva Mendes

[Kodos]

A little birdy suggested Eva Mendes should be our next contestant. I don't know who she is, but she'll probably do better than Sandra Bullock did. She fell below 50 and went kerbloooooooie!

Previous Voting Results


Anna Kournikova 90.97
Kate Beckinsale 90.51
Jessica Alba 89.78
Scarlett Johansen 86.45
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Charlize Theron 85.40
Keira Knightley 84.18
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Christina Milian 70.97
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Kirsten Dunst 61.01
Angie Harmom 60.00
Danica Patrick 59.17
Reese Witherspoon 58.05
Christa Miller 52.43
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Sandra Bullock 44.??
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Katie Holmes 43.28
Parminder Nagra 38.64
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Grace Park 33.33
Cameron Diaz 31.67
Madonna 14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker 11.05


Looks like time to fire up the ol' Google...

[JeeberD]

HOTTTTTTTTTTT!

[ISiddiqui]

HOOOOTTT!!

Rent a copy of 'Hitch', right away!

[Antmeister]

Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit!

[Lorena]

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

[ISiddiqui]

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

For this reason alone, she must be Anna K.

[Lorena]

dola,

I'll be seriously upset if she doesn't take first place. She's a natural beauty!

[Kodos]

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

[Antmeister]

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HOT!!!!

Kodos is a freaking alien. How could you vote not?

[Lorena]

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

Sir, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think you're smokin' something that's impairing your judgement :rolleyes:

[FBPro]

Hotter than Jessica Alba and Anna K dammit!

Oh hell yeah!!!

None hotter, IMO.

[FBPro]

Sir, you're entitled to your opinion, but I think you're smokin' something that's impairing your judgement :rolleyes:
:eek: concur!!!!

[Kodos]

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

[ISiddiqui]

Kodos just hates women of color ;)

(It's a joke! A joke! *runs*)

[Kodos]

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Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

[Antmeister]

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

Uh...watch any movie she is in which she is not playing a sexy role and she still comes off as hot. She is not trying to be hot, she just is.

[Mustang]

I think part of the problem is that in every shot I saw, she looks like she is TRYING to looking hot. Really hot women don't have to try. They don't need to look pouty. They just smile and they are hot.

Preach the Non-Hotness Brother Kodos

Amen!

Go tell it on the mountain...

[DanGarion]

Hot like the sun.

[JeeberD]

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Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

I can edit your vote... :)

[Kodos]

Kodos just hates women of color ;)

(It's a joke! A joke! *runs*)

I love women of color...



... as long as the color is white! :p

[Antmeister]

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Bastard, your vote could have helped this poll. :p

[JeeberD]

I love women of color...



... as long as the color is white! :p

Dude...Noop is sooooo gonna whup your ass.

[Antmeister]

Preach the Non-Hotness Brother Kodos

Amen!

Go tell it on the mountain...

LOL! I'm sorry but Kodos has left the congregation!

hxxp://filmup.leonardo.it/personaggi/evamendes/img/008.jpg

Okay. In this one she looks hot. But I already voted.

Join us Mustang....join us.

[FBPro]

I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter.

[Kodos]

Anna K kicks her ass.

[Kodos]

LOL! I'm sorry but Kodos has left the congregation!



Join us Mustang....join us.

The bulk of the evidence I saw said not hot. Just the one picture that got certified as hot.

[Eaglesfan27]

Another one in my top 3. Very hot.

[Franklinnoble]

My research yielded that she is not my type. To many folks' dismay, I must in good conscience say: Not. She's distinctive, but not hot.

Were you trying to be poetic there? Because that kind of rhymes. A little.

[Antmeister]

I see NO ONE on our list to this point even as hot as Eva, much less hotter.

I agree with you sir, although I think Angelina Jolie should be much higher, but even she can't top Eva.

[Antmeister]

Anna K kicks her ass.

Anna K doesn't can't even come close to Eva's body. You have to be joking.

[kingfc22]

Smokin!

[Kodos]

Anna K doesn't can't even come close to Eva's body. You have to be joking.

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

[JeeberD]

The bulk of the evidence I saw said not hot. Just the one picture that got certified as hot.


*AHEM*

I CAN EDIT YOUR VOTE. Or I can just ban your ass. Your choice...

[ISiddiqui]

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.
Admit it... you actually are gay ;).

No Jolie, no Mendes.... no hope for Kodos.

[JeeberD]

And Squidi wins the thread!

[ISiddiqui]

And Squidi wins the thread!

Woot!

Well, I'd like to thank all the little people. Without them I wouldn't be where I am today. And also Pumpy for being the guiding light in my posting. And where would I ever be without Jeeber? And I can't forget Bucc... his advice will always be close to my heart. And, of course, my mom and dad. And thank Jesus for giving me this award and stricking down the rest of the heathens from winning the thread.

[Antmeister]

You have to be joking about Angelina Jolie. Ugggh.

I give up, I keep forgetting you are alien. You have different standards for beauty. Like measuring pore size, foot width and being close to as flat as possible.

[Kodos]

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In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

[kingfc22]

Any of those pics of her in the white mesh-like top and white bikini bottom.:eek:

Hot Hot Hot

[rjolley]

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In this one, Eva looks like a She-Male.

Hmmm, I was thinking Jennifer Esposito...

[sabotai]

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

[gkb]

I had to google her as well and some of the pics of her face weren't great. But her body is smokin' hot and well...yeah, she gets my hot vote.

[MIJB#19]

My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft.

By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch.

[Antmeister]

My google search ended up with a webpage about a babe draft.

By the way, I found Mendes much hotter in 2 Fast 2 Furious than in Hitch.

She was also hot in Out of Time and Training Day.

[GrantDawg]

If I could have a lesbian experience with a chick, she would be it. Goddamn is she HOT!!

She's hot, and your getting hotter. :)

[bulletsponge]

En Fuego. mucho hot. easily one of my top 3 babes!

[Butter]

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

.

[WSUCougar]

Meh

[JonInMiddleGA]

Based on her pics, From a distance, hot. Up close, not hot.

[marshall881]

Really, really hot.

[Ramzavail]

super hot.

trumpable.

[cartman]

As stated in the Jessica Alba thread, she is on my Mt. Rushmore of hot.

[Daimyo]

She's hot. Not tier 1 hot like Alba and Knightley, but comfortably in tier 2.

[Godzilla Blitz]

I had to google her.

At first, I was going to vote "Hell YEAH, she is damn hot"

But then, I found some pics that were close ups of her face, and so my vote goes in as "Not Hot"

I'd agree with this. In quite a few photos, her nose is too big and her lips are baggy. But in most of the photos I saw, she seemed pretty hot. Those photos where she's wearing that white mesh top are steaming hot.

Overall, hot.

[Eaglesfan27]

This is a travesty.

[WSUCougar]

She's in what we like to call "Jolie Country."

[Lorena]

She's in what we like to call "Jolie Country."

Another chick that's freaking gorgeous.

This is a travesty.

Ditto Eaglesfan27... ditto. I seriously didn't think she'd score this low; oh well... to each his/her own.

[Wolverine]

She's no Cindy Crawford, but she is H-O-T!

[Draft Dodger]

no idea who she is, but oh yeah

[Pumpy Tudors]

Based on her pics, From a distance, hot. Up close, not hot.
Ditto. Because of this and the fact that she does not really resemble my mother, I cannot vote.

[Desnudo]

Trying to find her hot, but I must say not.

[Antmeister]

Eva Mendes doesn't deserve this. She should easily be in the 80's. She should really be in the 90's. Eva and Angelina deserve better than some of you guys in the FOFC.

[Cuckoo]

Trying to find her hot, but I must say not.

+1

[Kodos]

Eva Mendes doesn't deserve this. She should easily be in the 80's. She should really be in the 90's. Eva and Angelina deserve better than some of you guys in the FOFC.

I'm sure she'll get over this some day. In the distant future.

[Glengoyne]

I'm sure she'll get over this some day. In the distant future.

I'm with you. There were occasional pics of her, that I found hot, but the bulk of the evidence left me wanting. I'm using each of these contestants imdb galleries to make my determination. I'd like to say hot, especially after seeing how Dodger Chick started the thread off. I just can't. There were a couple of pictures where she wasn't even the hottest in the picture.

[Bad-example]

Eva Mendes doesn't deserve this. She should easily be in the 80's. She should really be in the 90's. Eva and Angelina deserve better than some of you guys in the FOFC.

Telling other guys who they should find attractive seems pretty silly.

[sabotai]

Eva Mendes doesn't deserve this. She should easily be in the 80's. She should really be in the 90's.

Sorry, butterfaces do not get a hot vote from me.

[Desnudo]

Telling other guys who they should find attractive seems pretty silly.

Isn't that the whole point of these polls?

[Bad-example]

I thought it was about expressing your subjective opinion, not telling other guys that theirs is somehow wrong.

[Butter]

HOOOOTTT!!

I agree that her nose looks a bit owlish.

[DanGarion]

I thought it was about expressing your subjective opinion, not telling other guys that theirs is somehow wrong.
Dude, it's not our fault you're wrong.

[Desnudo]

I thought it was about expressing your subjective opinion, not telling other guys that theirs is somehow wrong.

My subjective opinion is that everyone who doesn't agree with me deserves to be taunted.

[Bad-example]

LOL

[Kodos]

Somewhere out there, Anna K is jumping up and down because she's found something she can consistently win at.

[Antmeister]

Telling other guys who they should find attractive seems pretty silly.

C'mon, most of what I am saying is tongue-in-cheek. I just happen to think Eva is hot and was going to have fun with those who think she isn't. Nothing more, nothing less.

[ISiddiqui]

Echoing someone before, isn't the whole point to tell others who they should find attractive and if they don't to mock them mercilessly?

Or else... what the Hell is the point?

[Antmeister]

Echoing someone before, isn't the whole point to tell others who they should find attractive and if they don't to mock them mercilessly?

Or else... what the Hell is the point?

I think people forget that FOFC is pretty much like a bar. A lot of intoxicated people having fun at the expense of themselves and others. A couple of fights occur from time to time and a few people get kicked out, but the bouncers do a pretty good job keeping things under control.

Ok....that was way off tangent.

Eva Mendes is hot!!!!

[Blade6119]

I think people forget that FOFC is pretty much like a bar. A lot of intoxicated people having fun at the expense of themselves and others. A couple of fights occur from time to time and a few people get kicked out, but the bouncers do a pretty good job keeping things under control.
Damn straight my phoenix brother! :D

[ISiddiqui]

Now I want to be the drunkard at the bar called FOFC :(.

[Bad-example]

C'mon, most of what I am saying is tongue-in-cheek. I just happen to think Eva is hot and was going to have fun with those who think she isn't. Nothing more, nothing less.

Ah, I know, it is all in good fun. I quoted you but didn't really mean to single you out. It just seems funny to try to criticize someone for which girl floats one's boat.

Now about those nut jobs that voted "hot" for Pamela Anderson... :)

[Antmeister]

Damn straight my phoenix brother! :D

No problem bouncer. I thought you were going to be a scrawny ineffective bouncer, but it seems you can hold your own better than I thought. :D

[Antmeister]

Ah, I know, it is all in good fun. I quoted you but didn't really mean to single you out. It just seems funny to try to criticize someone for which girl floats one's boat.

Now about those nut jobs that voted "hot" for Pamela Anderson... :)

I criticized Kodos because he is an alien that has a different set of standards than humans. I just wanted to point that out to all the humans that couldn't understand his reasoning for his vote. And quoting me was just a bad example, Bad-example. :D

[King of New York]

Tabasco

[Buccaneer]

After 4 straight polls of abstaining or voting not hot, I think I can go with hot on this one, but 2nd-tier hot though.

[stevew]

I confused Eva Mendes with Eva Longoria.

[BYU 14]

Tabasco

Habanero Tabasco

[Craptacular]

Warm, but not nearly as hot as many of you are making her out to be. I'll abstain from voting.

[cartman]

I confused Eva Mendes with Eva Longoria.

Either one gets the same vote from me.

[JeeberD]

Mendes is WAY hotter than Longoria...

[rkmsuf]

How about Sergio Mendes. I'm gonna hold him in my arms forever.

[WSUCougar]

Warm, but not nearly as hot as many of you are making her out to be. I'll abstain from voting.
Warm ain't hot, Crappy.