Entertain me.

[Ben E Lou]

I've been in the Grand Rapids airport for nearly an hour. My flight doesn't leave until around 5:30pm.

[rkmsuf]

I just pulled my pants down.

[Coffee Warlord]

I'm not wearing any underwear.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I've got an inflatable penguin over here.

[Ben E Lou]

"Entertain me."<>"Gross me out."

[rkmsuf]

but you are still here and looking

rarely can someone look away from the sheer beauty of my penis

[bbor]

Please excuse Pumpy....he sucked in some coal dust.

[Lathum]

why don't you go get hammered?

[QuikSand]

http://www.shoarns.com/Black%20&%20white%20Lar%20Gibbons.jpg

Here are some gibbons.

[Pumpy Tudors]

This damned coal dust. I think I inhaled a little more than usual today. Why won't this penguin inhale any?! :(

[Passacaglia]

What more entertainment could you need? You're in GRAND RAPIDS!!! It's about time Grand Rapids got some pub on this board, other than being Schmidty's location for a while. If you're bored, head downtown and check out the Calder. Or, um...okay, that's all I got. Oh, and by the way, it's Gerald R. Ford airport -- they named the airport after him, and he didn't even bother to come in from Cali for the naming ceremony. Nice.

[Ben E Lou]

Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.

[Lathum]

booze?

[Toddzilla]

Find the TGIF in the airport, ask the barkeep to turn the channel to ESPN2 and "Battle of the Gridiron Stars" and have him line up a dozen shots. Problem solved.

[bbor]

Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.

LOL!

[DanGarion]

Go out on the runway and see how long it takes you to get caught. That's entertainment the whole family (and board) can enjoy!

[Ben E Lou]

LOL!Glad somebody got that one. ;)

[Deattribution]

Actually all you had to do was post a thread announcing the new game coming out and watch the board go insane. :)

Some people aren't that cruel though...

[Honolulu_Blue]

Welcome to Michigan!

[Airhog]

Gerald Ford, Eaten by wolves today. He was delicious

[Schmidty]

I envy you SD. I wish I were back home right now. :(

[Joe]

http://www.bragg.army.mil/3-319AFAR/images/HSB%20btry%20pics/RAZ%20DOING%20HIS%20THING.jpg

[Deattribution]

you can put away your personal porn collection GWB, I think he has already left :)

[sterlingice]

Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.

I think it's Taggart but same difference ;)

SI

[Passacaglia]

I've been in the Grand Rapids airport for nearly an hour. My flight doesn't leave until around 5:30pm.

Too bad you weren't in Grand Rapids in early June. You could have gone to Festival!

http://www.festivalofthearts.org

I always go back to Grand Rapids for this -- it's my absolute favorite time of the year!

[rkmsuf]

Gerald Ford, Eaten by wolves today. He was delicious

Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.