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Pumpy Tudors
05-04-2006, 12:19 PM
Has there really not been a thread about this yet? I've linked to the commercial below. It's the actual commercial, and it's totally safe for work. I'm just wondering who the hell greenlighted this.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKE4EBcHhyk
Wolfpack
05-04-2006, 12:23 PM
Well, I can't say whether it's totally safe for work. I'm sure it's on every NAMBLA member's computer by now, though.
Deattribution
05-04-2006, 12:25 PM
That commercial seems so bad it has to be fake, but it's legitimently listed on their official website.
Pumpy Tudors
05-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Well, I guess I should say it's MOSTLY safe for work. Without giving too much away, the commercial features children getting shot by a Super Soaker product, and the children are very vocal about it.
Scholes
05-04-2006, 12:27 PM
Good Lord. That's unreal. I'm still laughing very hard.
Ksyrup
05-04-2006, 12:31 PM
The only thing that's missing is for Ben Stiller to come around the corner, crap dripping from his earlobe like in Something About Mary, and exclaim, "What the heck's goin on out here?!"
Cuckoo
05-04-2006, 12:32 PM
Wow. Almost disturbing and absolutely hilarious...
stevew
05-04-2006, 12:44 PM
Oh so now this ytmnd makes sense.

hxxp://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/

Don't play that one at work, unless your boss likes lil jon.
Pumpy Tudors
05-04-2006, 12:52 PM
And I made this one (actually, a friend suggested that I make this one and provided the pieces - I just put them together):

hxxp://bearsoaker.ytmnd.com

Sound is perfectly safe for work, image is probably not.
stevew
05-04-2006, 12:56 PM
Thats awesome.
Pumpy Tudors
05-04-2006, 01:05 PM
One day, the black kid is going to grow up and wonder why the hell he reacted that way in this commercial.

Does it sound like he's about to say "OH YEEEEAH" to anyone else?
Karlifornia
05-04-2006, 01:25 PM
lmfao
Pumpy Tudors
05-04-2006, 01:26 PM
I just had another thought about this. When at least one of these kids is in high school, this video will resurface. Some child is going to have a very difficult high school experience.
Toddzilla
05-04-2006, 01:42 PM
skeet! skeet!
Toddzilla
05-04-2006, 01:46 PM
And I made this one (actually, a friend suggested that I make this one and provided the pieces - I just put them together):Roffle!