New pants

[Suburban Rhythm]

I really hate wearing new pants. The one's I've got on today were washed before, but this is the first time I am wearing them. Why are new pants always so uncomfortable? Is there some way to break them in before wearing them?

New pants-day could be the antithesis of haircut day.

[FrogMan]

but shopping for new pants when you have lost some weight which allowed you to go back from 36" waist to 34" waist is really neat :) go me!

About wearing them the first time, don't see a problem with it myself...

FM

[rkmsuf]

Tan pants. Why do I wear tan pants? I don't particularly like tan pants.



Cotton Dockers. If they are not Dockers then they are just pants.



...it's all pants, pants, pants, pants.

[Logan]

Tan pants. Why do I wear tan pants? I don't particular like tan pants.



Cotton Dockers. If they are not Dockers then they are just pants.



...it's all pants, pants, pants, pants.


Even if the dialogue DID ring true...

[sabotai]

CROW: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.

TOM: Boy, don'tcha know it. I can just imagine a common scene from the days of ancient Greece: "Oh, hi Hercules, have a seat. Noooo ah-oh!"

JOEL: You are so right, little [?] buddy. Hey Cambot, cue up the music. That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one of our favorite garments. It's a little thing we like to call "Pants!"

TOM: [singing] Pants!

CROW: Pants!

TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants!

JOEL: Nothing better shows my taste
Than what I wear below my waist.

TOM: Say pants! Hoo hoo!
Pants!

TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants!

TOM: They help me suck in my gut,
They always cover up my butt.
Pants!

CROW: Pants!

ALL: Sing the praises of pants!

CROW: Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly.

TOM: Zip!

TOM & CROW: Pants!
Pants!

ALL: Sing the praises of pants!

JOEL: [speaking] That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day.

CROW: The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them.

TOM: Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are!

JOEL: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

TOM & CROW: Pants!

CROW: What prevents a buffalo shot?
Pants!

TOM: What do they got that I ain't got?

JOEL: Pants.

CROW: Cut.

TOM: Oh, you can say that again. Huh?

[JS19]

I have had the pleasure to wear sweatpants everyday for the past 2 months, and it's all legit. It's glorious, I feel like i'm living the dream, minus the sand, money and women.

[rkmsuf]

I have had the pleasure to wear sweatpants everyday for the past 2 months, and it's all legit. It's glorious, I feel like i'm living the dream, minus the sand, money and women.

It's all legit? I'm perplexed by that comment.

[JS19]

Meaning that most people really couldn't justify, or I should say be able to wear sweatpants all day, everyday for 2 months, whereas in my case I have no reason not to wear them.

[Raiders Army]

It's almost June. You should be wearing shorts instead.

[Desnudo]

I have had the pleasure to wear sweatpants everyday for the past 2 months, and it's all legit. It's glorious, I feel like i'm living the dream, minus the sand, money and women.

I think the minus women component is easy to explain

[Logan]

I think the minus women component is easy to explain

So you're saying that it's easy to explain how a guy who is in a halo after a serious car accident shouldn't be able to get women? Dickhead.

[DeToxRox]

I hardly ever change my jeans. Especially in the winter; no one notices. Who cares what other people think?

[FrogMan]

So you're saying that it's easy to explain how a guy who is in a halo after a serious car accident shouldn't be able to get women? Dickhead.

wow, do people get their panties in a bunch a lot around here lately. I for one didn't remember that JS19 was the dude that had a serious accident and associated "being in sweatpants" with "no women", not really "was in an accident" with "no women"...

For some reason, I also thought JS19 was working from home thus wasn't required to wear anything other than sweats, heh.

Still, calling somebody a dickhead over this was kind of harsh I think...

FM

[Logan]

wow, do people get their panties in a bunch a lot around here lately. I for one didn't remember that JS19 was the dude that had a serious accident and associated "being in sweatpants" with "no women", not really "was in an accident" with "no women"...

For some reason, I also thought JS19 was working from home thus wasn't required to wear anything other than sweats, heh.

Still, calling somebody a dickhead over this was kind of harsh I think...

FM

Sorry, but when I see someone jump at the chance to make fun of another, I feel the need to make a similar jump to call that person an asshole (or dickhead, in this case).