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stevew
05-18-2006, 09:16 AM
In this hypothetical scenerio, you raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis, and are getting the death penalty. Tonight is the night, hangman is coming down from the gallows and it won't be very long, there will be no death row pardon two minutes too late.
What do you order to eat from the prison cafeteria?
Raiders Army
05-18-2006, 09:20 AM
I believe there was a thread on this a while ago. I will respond with the same thing I said then. I would ask for the hottest Mexican meal so when I shit my pants after I die it smells really bad.
albionmoonlight
05-18-2006, 09:21 AM
Whenever I get nervous, I always lose my appetite--a last meal would be wasted on me.
So, I'll borrow a page from Dale Gribble and order the rarest truffle in the world. Then, when they are off searching for the rarest truffle in the world, I'd tunnel to freedom. Of course, then I would miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world . . . quite the quandry.
Desmond
05-18-2006, 09:27 AM
Lindsey Lohan
cthomer5000
05-18-2006, 09:28 AM
Vegetable Fajitas from Jose Tejas in Iselin, NJ.
JonInMiddleGA
05-18-2006, 09:28 AM
What do you order to eat from the prison cafeteria?
Seems to me it's time for the All-You-Can-Eat buffet AND a famous Waffle House "Bottomless Cup of Coffee"
moriarty
05-18-2006, 10:18 AM
After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope.
But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.
WSUCougar
05-18-2006, 12:11 PM
But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.
Will you marry me?
stevew
05-18-2006, 12:21 PM
After Kitty Dukakis I'd proably ask for a bottle of scope.
But otherwise, a 44 oz Porterhouse from the Precinct in Cinci OH, Loaded baked potato, asparagus, and a glass of the finest wine in the jailhouse. Plus a Guinness to wash it down.
Man, that steak sounds amazing.
jbmagic
05-18-2006, 12:23 PM
Fried chicken and Waffles
JeeberD
05-18-2006, 12:27 PM
A mesquite smoked 2lb Cowboy Steak from Cattleman's Steakhouse (http://www.cattlemanssteakhouse.com/) in Fabens, TX with all the sides (sauteed mushrooms, ranch-style beans, creamy cole slaw, rolls, and a Queen of Sheba for dessert).
Best. Meal. Ever.
Pumpy Tudors
05-18-2006, 12:27 PM
Tomatoes. Lots and lots of tomatoes. Extra crispy. With elephant sauce.
Will you marry me?
Another death row marriage....what's wrong with these people.
:D
stevew
05-18-2006, 12:38 PM
Taco bell...of course.
What do you specifically like from there? I love the nacho cheese Gorditas, and the crunchwrap supreme. That Chicken Ceasar grilled stuf't burrito is great too.
JeeberD
05-18-2006, 12:41 PM
I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet...
sabotai
05-18-2006, 12:41 PM
I'd just order a bottle of Dom Perignon, dated 2054. I'll wait for it.
What do you specifically like from there? I love the nacho cheese Gorditas, and the crunchwrap supreme. That Chicken Ceasar grilled stuf't burrito is great too.
Crunchwraps are awesome....My wife digs the Gorditas.I usually down a steak fajita too:)
I haven't had Taco Bell in like two months. Stupid damn diet...
You are soooooo not my freind anymore :D
oliegirl
05-18-2006, 01:15 PM
Fried chicken and Waffles
Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.
JeeberD
05-18-2006, 01:29 PM
You are soooooo not my freind anymore :D
:(
I want it, I really do. I just have to be dead sexy for the wedding...
:(
I want it, I really do. I just have to be dead sexy for the wedding...
Well then....i'll just have to double up and eat for you.....cause ya know...that's what freinds are for :D
jbmagic
05-18-2006, 01:47 PM
Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.
Not really sure.
But we have like 3 Chicken and Waffles restaurant around the Los Angeles Area.
It more of a soul food place.
albionmoonlight
05-18-2006, 01:56 PM
Is that a traditional southern meal or something? I was watching a show the other day, and the son offered to cook his mom breakfast (it was the Mother's Day episode) and she asked for Chicken and Waffles...I had never heard of this, but now you mention it so I'm wondering if I am missing out on something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_and_waffles
TroyF
05-18-2006, 02:36 PM
A pack of Lifesavers
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