View Full Version : Was there a breakfast food law passed or something?
Mustang
05-31-2006, 08:00 AM
I mean.. seriously.. why is it every time that I eat something other than eggs, a bagel or a donut for breakfast someone in my office has to make a comment?
So, I ate pizza for breakfast.. ohhhhhhhhhh... whoop-a-dee-friggin-do. I don't need to hear -
"You're eating THAT for breakfast"
"Pizza? At THIS hour"
"I don't know how you could eat THAT at THIS hour"
Yes, usually that or this is emphasized at some point in the conversation.
Although, I think you need a response back from me in order for it to be a conversation unless you considering me rolling my eyes as part of a conversation...
Actually, why do people generally feel the need to comment at all on anything anyone is eating?
PackerFanatic
05-31-2006, 08:01 AM
They do make breakfast pizza...but even regular pizza rocks for breakfast.
Losers.
condors
05-31-2006, 08:05 AM
i don't get it at all my wife makes the same comments to me, we go to this nice 24/7 diner, sometimes i want pancakes and eggs at midnight, sometimes i want a cheesburger what is the big deal
Subby
05-31-2006, 08:05 AM
Actually, why do people generally feel the need to comment at all on anything anyone is eating?
Maybe they want to have sex with you and are just trying to strike up conversation.
I went on a business trip earlier this month and one of my co-workers did nothing but put down everybody's eating choices the whole week. Eventually I just snapped and told him that no one was forcing him to eat the same stuff and he kinda shut up for the rest of the week. But geez, people should mind their own business.
And no, he was not trying to have sex with us.
timmynausea
05-31-2006, 08:15 AM
Hold on... let me see if I've got this straight... You had pizza at THIS hour?!?!
Suburban Rhythm
05-31-2006, 08:19 AM
Actually, why do people generally feel the need to comment at all on anything anyone is eating?
Why limit it to eating? People here and I imagine most everywhere, feel the need to give me their opinion on just about everything-- baby names, or color to paint the baby's room, or any other damn thing that is not affecting my work performance, so why should it matter?
Pumpy Tudors
05-31-2006, 08:22 AM
I know what you guys are talking about! Just the other day, my wife was all like, "You want to put that WHERE? At THIS hour?"
stevew
05-31-2006, 08:41 AM
Yeah, I hate it when i go to mcdonalds in the morning and I can't get a burger, cause it's breakfast.
When I used to work the Breakfast grill, I would always applaud the guy with balls enough to go for the 8 oz mushroom onion burger at 8AM.
The breakfast food mafia needs to go.
Mustang
05-31-2006, 08:43 AM
Yeah, I hate it when i go to mcdonalds in the morning and I can't get a burger, cause it's breakfast.
I think our local Burger King still has a 'If its on the menu, you can order it whenever" policy..
MizzouRah
05-31-2006, 08:53 AM
I eat a boring Nutragrain bar every morning.
I think I need to pickup some of those breakfast pockets.
Raiders Army
05-31-2006, 09:20 AM
The only time I criticize someone is when I go out to eat with my office. We have two people who are allergic to everything. We went to Uno's Chicago Grill and one of them ordered a Cheeseburger...hold the bun (allergic to wheat), tomatoes, lettuce, onions (allergic), and cheese (allergic). Why not just say I'll have the hamburger patty instead of what you don't want?
I also hate going to eat with them because they're very specific with their orders. That increases the chance of someone being pissed off and doing something to my food.
stevew
05-31-2006, 09:26 AM
I also hate going to eat with them because they're very specific with their orders. That increases the chance of someone being pissed off and doing something to my food.
Most definately. I hate specific ordering people...don't go out to eat if your tastes are so limited, basically non-existent.
Raiders Army
05-31-2006, 09:46 AM
Most definately. I hate specific ordering people...don't go out to eat if your tastes are so limited, basically non-existent.
Unfortunately, my office is so small (6 people including me) if I don't go then I'm not a "team player".
Butter
05-31-2006, 09:50 AM
How could you eat pizza for breakfast?
oykib
05-31-2006, 09:51 AM
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
stevew
05-31-2006, 09:54 AM
Unfortunately, my office is so small (6 people including me) if I don't go then I'm not a "team player".
eh, fuck being a team player. You just moved there right? Tell them now that you don't want to go out cause they make specific orders, and you fear for the integrity of your personal food.
Raiders Army
05-31-2006, 10:13 AM
I'm moving in two weeks...so I won't have to deal with it in the future. There are other numerous reasons why I don't want to eat with them, but to get back to topic, my technique is to ridicule them as they order.
Franklinnoble
05-31-2006, 10:31 AM
Jack in the Box lets you order cheeseburgers for breakfast.
DanGarion
05-31-2006, 10:35 AM
Just bring in a Guiness next time.
JeeberD
05-31-2006, 03:14 PM
How could you eat pizza for breakfast?
How could you NOT eat pizza for breakfast. That's the best part abour ordering a pizza for dinner...cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
McSweeny
05-31-2006, 03:23 PM
How could you NOT eat pizza for breakfast. That's the best part abour ordering a pizza for dinner...cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
exactly
this morning i was quite pleased to find that 2 slices of pizza made it through the night
Schmidty
05-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Food is fuel. It doesn't matter what time you eat it, it's still just fuel.
ice4277
05-31-2006, 03:48 PM
Yeah, I hate it when i go to mcdonalds in the morning and I can't get a burger, cause it's breakfast.
Actually, I would like it the other way. I want McGriddles for lunch, dammit!
Karlifornia
05-31-2006, 03:53 PM
So, I showed up for work this morning, and this dude is sitting there eating pizza. PIZZA. For BREAKFAST! Why doesn't this guy eat something normal for breakfast, like eggs, a bagel, or maybe even a donut?
JeeberD
05-31-2006, 04:08 PM
Actually, I would like it the other way. I want McGriddles for lunch, dammit!
I want Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits for lunch but they won't give them to me... :(
ice4277
05-31-2006, 04:31 PM
I want Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits for lunch but they won't give them to me... :(
I wish they had Chick-Fil-A in my area, if only for those.
Logan
05-31-2006, 06:23 PM
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays...
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man.
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Desnudo
05-31-2006, 06:32 PM
So, I showed up for work this morning, and this dude is sitting there eating pizza. PIZZA. For BREAKFAST! Why doesn't this guy eat something normal for breakfast, like eggs, a bagel, or maybe even a donut?
Sounds like the kind of guy with a room full of Star Wars figures at home.
Abe Sargent
05-31-2006, 07:30 PM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food.
The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario.
-Anxiety
ice4277
05-31-2006, 08:44 PM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food.
The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario.
-Anxiety
Kind of along those lines, I always get somebody pissed off if I didn't ask them if they wanted anything when I went. Get off your lazy ass and get your own shit.
Groundhog
05-31-2006, 09:29 PM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food.
The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario.
-Anxiety
Reminds me of those conversations I have about 80 times a week when I run in to someone around the office who I only know casually. It usually goes something like this:
Any day except Friday or Monday:
Me: Hi, how's it going?
Them: Not bad, at least there are only X days till Friday!
Friday:
Me: Hi, how's it going?
Them: Not bad, thank god it's Friday!
Monday:
Me: Hi, how's it going?
Them: Not bad, for a Monday morning!
I really can't stress enough how much this bugs me for some reason.
sabotai
05-31-2006, 09:31 PM
This thread reminds me why I refuse to work with other people.
ISiddiqui
05-31-2006, 09:43 PM
How could you NOT eat pizza for breakfast. That's the best part abour ordering a pizza for dinner...cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
Spoken like a person who hasn't had a good slice of pizza :D. Not blaming you, as you are in Dallas. But, back when I was in Jersey, the best part about pizza for dinner was the hot delicious pizza right out of the oven for dinner!
Oh, and, of course, the torture of smelling that delicious pizza without being able to eat yet while driving it back home.
Mustang
05-31-2006, 10:38 PM
Only thing worse than those food dicks are those perfectly healthy bastards that take the elevator down one floor.
bosshogg23
05-31-2006, 10:48 PM
Gotta say ive never seen a McDonalds or Burger King that WONT give you a burger or chicken sandwich whenever you want it. Most of those restaurants at the same time wont give you a breakfast sandwich at 10:31 AM though. Maybe its a big cost difference, no real idea though.
Front Office Midget
05-31-2006, 11:05 PM
I work at McDonald's. :)
We only have so many heated slots to keep food. During breakfast, they're all used for breakfast food- eggs, biscuits, steak, sausage, muffins, bagels. There's no room to keep hamburger meat or quarter pounder meat or chicken or fish.... That's why you can't order lunch during breakfast. :)
Mustang
05-31-2006, 11:11 PM
I work at McDonald's. :)
We only have so many heated slots to keep food. During breakfast, they're all used for breakfast food- eggs, biscuits, steak, sausage, muffins, bagels. There's no room to keep hamburger meat or quarter pounder meat or chicken or fish.... That's why you can't order lunch during breakfast. :)
There is a McDonalds off 43 near Denmark that has the best made freakin fries of any McDonalds I've been at..
Not that this has anything to do with the thread but, since you are from Manitowoc, thought I'd throw that out there just in case you work in that one. :D
Front Office Midget
05-31-2006, 11:13 PM
Haha... no, I work at one in Manitowoc.
Axxon
06-01-2006, 01:10 AM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food.
The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario.
-Anxiety
I have an answer for this that's always worked.
I always respond by sticking out the food, "hey, sure, want it? I brought some food in but I really didn't want it. I was in the mood for fresh kill so I got this instead but I do have food and I'd hate for anyone to go hungry, so here, enjoy. It's on me."
Never once had anyone take me up on it or ever ask that lame joke again. ;)
The trick is the ability to master the sincerity angle. Most of the time people can't really tell if I'm serious or if I'm joking and since I am ready to go with whichever choice serves me best in the situation they are afraid to test me like this. :)
korme
06-01-2006, 01:55 AM
You guys sound like jack asses for bitching about people who specify their orders... that's a part of eating at a restaurant, sorry not everyone likes exactly what comes with a meal.
Lorena
06-01-2006, 01:56 AM
How about cereal for lunch? Or dinner? I get the "you're eathing THAT" comment once in a while.
korme
06-01-2006, 01:58 AM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
First of all, its about as funny as "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Secndly, I've heard it a zillion times. I didn't even think it was that funny in Kindergarten, I certainly don't now. But there they are, telling the same stupid joke every time I order food.
The worst part is that it is offensive. If I laugh, then I have humored bad taste. If I don't, then I have an attitude. If I snap and sarcasticly attack the blatent lack of wit, then I have social issues. It creates a lose-lose-lose scenario.
-Anxiety
The fact that you analyzed a sarcastic comment like thanks for bringing me some food is borderline pathetic. Does no one brush shit like this off? Do you guys really take that to heart? Really?
Lorena
06-01-2006, 02:00 AM
How could you NOT eat pizza for breakfast. That's the best part abour ordering a pizza for dinner...cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
Yumm... exactly!! The next best thing to having pizza for breakfast is having it for lunch and dinner :)
k0ruptr
06-01-2006, 02:36 AM
i want hot wings for breakfast
Desmond
06-01-2006, 03:04 AM
There's no room to keep hamburger meat or quarter pounder meat
I love the implication that there are, in fact, different meats for different burgers. Quarter Pounders are made out of kittens arn't they?
PackerFanatic
06-01-2006, 08:19 AM
Haha... no, I work at one in Manitowoc.
Go Wisconsin!
stevew
06-01-2006, 08:21 AM
Actually, I would like it the other way. I want McGriddles for lunch, dammit!
I want a mainline of mcgriddles
stevew
06-01-2006, 08:24 AM
I hate people like you describe. People always do stuff like that in offices. One of my pet peeves is this:
I walk in with some food. Typically food I just ordered. Let's say some Chinese. What will someone say? At least one person, often more will say, "Thanks for bringing me some food!" And then they will think its funny.
"There's an all-you-can-eat-buffet in my pants" line can be effective in these type of situations.
Pumpy Tudors
06-01-2006, 08:30 AM
The fact that you analyzed a sarcastic comment like thanks for bringing me some food is borderline pathetic. Does no one brush shit like this off? Do you guys really take that to heart? Really?
Perhaps it doesn't bother you, and that's cool. For many of us, though (myself included), it really does get very tiresome to hear those same lame jokes every single day. For three or four years, I pretty regularly picked up lunch for at least 6 people - sometimes as many as 12 people - and if anybody got left out of the lunch run, I had to hear "Thanks for including ME!" Sorry, guy, but I already have enough food to balance on my car's passenger seat, and I have soda stains on my car floor that'll probably never come out, and you were outside taking your 6th smoke break of the morning when I was asking people what they wanted, but thanks for trying to lay a guilt trip on me just because you're too "busy" to get up out of your seat and get your own food. Not too busy for them six smoke breaks, though, huh?
See, look how it's getting me all worked up again, and I haven't had to deal with this shit for almost a year now. I know that work is monotonous for a lot of people, but it's one thing for the actual job to be monotonous. It's another thing when you have the same co-workers saying the exact same things every single day and STILL thinking they're funny.
My counter to it all would be to go up to people and just ask, "Wanna fuck?" At least they didn't know that was coming.
stevew
06-01-2006, 08:37 AM
Hey Pumpy, thanks for bringing ME breakfast this morning.
DanGarion
06-01-2006, 08:43 AM
The fact that you analyzed a sarcastic comment like thanks for bringing me some food is borderline pathetic. Does no one brush shit like this off? Do you guys really take that to heart? Really?
Once you join the real world in work in an office, you'll see what he means. Until then you don't know. :)
JeeberD
06-01-2006, 09:12 AM
I love the implication that there are, in fact, different meats for different burgers. Quarter Pounders are made out of kittens arn't they?
I can't say for sure about McDonald's since I never worked there, but when I was at Burger King and Wendy's there were different sized patties for different burgers. That's probably what he's talking about...
Front Office Midget
06-01-2006, 08:39 PM
Yeah... 10:1 meat for hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and Big Macs... Quarter Meat for Quarter Pounders, Double Quarter Pounders, and Big 'N' Tasties...
sabotai
06-01-2006, 09:40 PM
Once you join the real world in work in an office, you'll see what he means. Until then you don't know. :)
I've never worked in a real office, and even I find those types of jokes completely irritating. (If everything goes to plan, I'll never have to know what it's like to work in an office)
WVUFAN
06-01-2006, 09:47 PM
Hot Wings solve any problem.
stevew
06-01-2006, 09:47 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a 10:1 burger patty in a real world setting. I miss the Arch Deluxe.
Pumpy Tudors
06-01-2006, 10:08 PM
Hey Pumpy, thanks for bringing ME breakfast this morning.
Wanna fuck?
stevew
06-01-2006, 10:11 PM
That was breakfast 2 days ago.
Mustang
06-01-2006, 10:49 PM
Hot Wings solve any problem.
If I bring Hot Wings in for breakfast, I'm sure a few people in the office will curl up in the fetal position in the corner.. their minds forever shattered.
stevew
06-01-2006, 10:49 PM
Start cooking that particularly smelly version of Ramen every day for breakfast. That'll show them.
-Mojo Jojo-
06-01-2006, 11:01 PM
I'm mostly irritated that so few places serve edible breakfast food. Even relatively decent restaurants, if they serve breakfast at all, generally have incredibly boring breakfast menus full of tasteless (and often poorly prepared) dishes. It's like they just go through the motions for breakfast. It wouldn't bother me that you can't order off the lunch menu until 11:30 or whatever if the breakfast was worth eating...
st.cronin
06-01-2006, 11:02 PM
I don't understand why restaurants even have breakfast menus. They're all exactly the same.
sabotai
06-01-2006, 11:45 PM
One thing that's great about New Jersey. There are Diners everywhere. They always serve breakfast, and it's always good (at least in the many diners I've been too. I'm sure there are a few duds out there)
Lathum
06-01-2006, 11:58 PM
One thing that's great about New Jersey. There are Diners everywhere. They always serve breakfast, and it's always good (at least in the many diners I've been too. I'm sure there are a few duds out there)
i may need to head out now...
stevew
06-02-2006, 12:08 AM
Jersey won't serve you over easy eggs, though, right? That would be a big turnoff for me i think.
Lathum
06-02-2006, 12:10 AM
Jersey won't serve you over easy eggs, though, right? That would be a big turnoff for me i think.
huh? why not?
stevew
06-02-2006, 12:15 AM
Maybe it's not jersey then. I remember in health class that some states, maybe it was just counties, wouldn't let you get eggs that were not fully cooked due to possible salmonella risk. I thought jersey was one(mistakenly apparently )
sabotai
06-02-2006, 12:26 AM
Maybe it's not jersey then. I remember in health class that some states, maybe it was just counties, wouldn't let you get eggs that were not fully cooked due to possible salmonella risk. I thought jersey was one(mistakenly apparently )
I order sunny side up a lot.
Did a bit of digging and found this: http://archives.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/12/08/egg.labeling/
Looks like they made it law in NJ, but there was such an uproar about it, they quickly overturned it.
stevew
06-02-2006, 12:28 AM
I order sunny side up a lot.
Did a bit of digging and found this: http://archives.cnn.com/2000/FOOD/news/12/08/egg.labeling/
Looks like they made it law in NJ, but there was such an uproar about it, they quickly overturned it.
Cool, so I wasn't totally imagining things. I couldn't find any info with my rudimentary google dig.
sabotai
06-02-2006, 12:32 AM
Cool, so I wasn't totally imagining things. I couldn't find any info with my rudimentary google dig.
I gots mad google skillz.
JeeberD
06-02-2006, 09:38 AM
My fiancee' ate leftover Thai food for breakfast this morning. I love that woman...
B & B
06-02-2006, 10:41 AM
Heated up some chicken tenders with mustard around 730 this morning.
Its food.
Axxon
06-02-2006, 10:48 AM
Just finished a whopper myself. Hey, it's the morning of payday ( = mostly broke )and they're only a buck. :)
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