POLL: Ever have a Condom Break?

[DeToxRox]

Well?

I know I haven't had one yet but this one Cambodian girl almost ruined my Cal Ripken like streak.

[DeToxRox]

And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl.

I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc.

Where do you guys stand on that?

[Suburban Rhythm]

What? No Trout?

[DeToxRox]

What? No Trout?

I've only had a trout experience what. I had to roll the window down and stick my head out.

[Karlifornia]

One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on. We didn't have anymore and she wouldn't make it with me if we didn't have a you-know-what. About 3 days later I convinced her to go at it unsheathed. Her sister was sleeping right next to us.

I try to never wear condoms. One of my favorite lines is "You can't get pregnant here in the hot tub!"

[Honolulu_Blue]

And not to threadjack my own thread, but it relates to said Cambodian girl.

I've often bragged to my friends I got with an Asian girl, but when I mention she's Cambodian, they say it doesn't count because she isn't Japanese, Chinease, etc.

Where do you guys stand on that?

Your friends are stoopid.

[DeToxRox]

I've only robbed the bank witout a ski mask like three or four times, and the girl was on the pill. I won't lie, I was still pretty nervous like the security cameras weren't turned off.

[sabotai]

Where do you guys stand on that?

Count it.

[Suburban Rhythm]

One time I had ripped two condoms while trying to put it on.

My immediate thought reading that was-- Double bagging!!?? Who was this skank?

[DeToxRox]

Your friends are stoopid.

That's what I'm saying. And you know, you live in the 248 now, you know the lack of Cambodians. I personally find it a clutch find.

[Eaglesfan27]

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

[DeToxRox]

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

I am inclined to believe this post cannot be topped.

[Honolulu_Blue]

That's what I'm saying. And you know, you live in the 248 now, you know the lack of Cambodians. I personally find it a clutch find.

Yes. Your friends are just jealous of you.

[DeToxRox]

Yes. Your friends are just jealous of you.


Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. She wasn't exactly an 8, or 7 for that matter. I was just dead set on taking over Cambodia. I pretended I was playing Risk the entire night.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. She wasn't exactly an 8, or 7 for that matter. I was just dead set on taking over Cambodia. I pretended I was playing Risk the entire night.

Did you have to "turn in your cards" to get extra armies?

[Ramzavail]

I had a patient who thought it was a good idea to mail a condom full of sperm to his GF who had evacuated to another state and was still there due to Katrina. (He claims she asked him to do so.) Unfortunately, the condom broke in the mail allegedly splattering a postal worker with semen. He is facing charges for this incident. Condom breakages can be a real PITA.

Oh yeah, I've personally had one break too.

I'd love to see that on law and order.

[DeToxRox]

Did you have to "turn in your cards" to get extra armies?

Nah. Needless to say I evacuated the troops after the inital ground war.

[sovereignstar]

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Nah. Needless to say I evacuated the troops after the inital ground war.

Just left that one token army behind while you retreated to reinforce your borders. Wise move. There is hope for you yet, young padawan.

[DeToxRox]

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

Did you put it on inside out?

[Suburban Rhythm]

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

OK...I'll take one for the team...why in the world would you want to try that? Afraid you were missing out on something really good?

[ice4277]

Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

[DeToxRox]

Just left that one token army behind while you retreated to reinforce your borders. Wise move. There is hope for you yet, young padawan.

Had she been Hong Kong I may've taken a tour the scenery but alas, who wants to stay in Cambodia? It was pretty humid there and lots of foilage.

[DeToxRox]

Where the hell did you find a Cambodian woman in the area? Was she cleaning your house?

There is/was a family near Rogers. That's your hood, yo.

[Karlifornia]

Plus, condoms make it difficult to pull off a houdini

[Terps]

Don't wear them.

[sovereignstar]

Did you put it on inside out?

No.

OK...I'll take one for the team...why in the world would you want to try that? Afraid you were missing out on something really good?

1) knowledge by experience
2) it was getting old
3) easy to clean up

[DeToxRox]

I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

[ice4277]

I remember the first time I put on a condom I had it on inside out. I guess I kinda invented the warm lubrication we all know and love today.

I'll bet you made your mom clean up the mess.

[DeToxRox]

I'll bet you made your mom clean up the mess.

Nah dude. It was my couch.

[ice4277]

solid

[ice4277]

So does the Cambodian chick have a sister?

[Eaglesfan27]

I've been fortunate enough that every girl I've did it (tee-hee) with has been on birth control. Only time I ever put a condom on was for my own curiousity.

I'm not saying you are guilty of not thinking about this, but I'm amazed at the number of younger people who don't ever wear a condom since the girl is on birth control and put themselves at risk for an STD. When I was single, I never went without a condom.

[sovereignstar]

I'm not saying you are guilty of not thinking about this, but I'm amazed at the number of younger people who don't ever wear a condom since the girl is on birth control and put themselves at risk for an STD. When I was single, I never went without a condom.

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

[NoMyths]

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

*was unaware a long-term relationship cured pre-relationship STDs*

[sovereignstar]

*was unaware a long-term relationship cured pre-relationship STDs*

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

[ice4277]

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

He is implying that you are a careless man-whore.

[NoMyths]

Are you implying that I dated girls who were careless?

I wasn't, but that's not a bad thought either.

[sovereignstar]

Well, sexual histories are something that I'm very open with girls and I expect them to be the same way. I think it's quite possible to not have to worry about wearing a condom all the time if you can trust your partners.

[wade moore]

I see where you are coming from. I've never slept with someone I wasn't in a longer-type relationship with though.*

*there went my man-cred on this board

Not that I had man-cred, but...

I've only been with two women (counting my current g/f of almost 8 years).. I was one's first and one's second...

They were on birth control, and I've NEVER done it without a condom...

And I've had I think two break before...

[Pumpy Tudors]

Fortunately, I haven't had a condom break until I was completely done chewing on it. Perhaps my teeth aren't the strongest, but those things are like some damned Bubblicious. Gosh, I wish my wife would cook real food more often.

[sovereignstar]

I've only been with two women (counting my current g/f of almost 8 years).. I was one's first and one's second...

They were on birth control, and I've NEVER done it without a condom...

I guess I would consider that strange then.

[Eaglesfan27]

By the way, I wasn't trying to call out Sovereignstar. I take sexual histories as part of psychiatric evaluations, and I'd say that 75% of young men/teenagers that I see don't wear a condom because the "girl is on the pill." I'm just amazed at that trend with the possibility of AIDS and other STD's that can kill.

[JS19]

Don't wear them anymore but had one break when I was like 17 and my girlfriend was 16 at the time, that was about the scariest few weeks of my life.

[Franklinnoble]

I've had good results with these:

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[Pumpy Tudors]

I've had good results with these:

http://www.glad.com/cms_images/prodshot_forceflex.jpg
Thanks, Franklin. You just made me waste a good Mountain Dew when I spit it all over my keyboard. At work. At 5:15pm. Now I have to stay even later to clean it up.

[wade moore]

I guess I would consider that strange then.

It comes from a VERY strong desire to not have a child before marriage.

Birth Control is not 100% effective.

[SelzShoes]

I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple.

[sovereignstar]

It comes from a VERY strong desire to not have a child before marriage.

Birth Control is not 100% effective.

Oh, I wouldn't try to debate that.

[JeeberD]

I've never had one break--but I've "lost" a couple.

Yeah, I had one slip before. Never had any break, though...

[JeeberD]

Dola-

The fiancee' told me the other night that she's going to get on birth control soon. Woohoo, no more rubbers!

[st.cronin]

I've heard the Ladies' Man has some good advice on birth control.

[Franklinnoble]

Thanks, Franklin. You just made me waste a good Mountain Dew when I spit it all over my keyboard. At work. At 5:15pm. Now I have to stay even later to clean it up.

Anytime, Beldar.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

The only time I had one break was when I tried to use some old condoms i had that were sitting in a hot car and past their expiration date.

[Warhammer]

Ahhh, the joys of marriage! Condom free here, but prior to that never had one break.

Heck, my current wife and I even went without condoms or the pill for a good while, just had to be quick on the draw.

[TheOhioStateUniversity]

That quick on the draw crap has gotten me in trouble....Several times

[Subby]

One time, when Fritz squeezed his buttcheeks really ha...

nevermind.

[MJ4H]

Never used one.

[Schmidty]

What a nasty thread. Talking about dicks is.......well. I don't know, but I sure don't feel like picturing all of your STD infested weeners. ;)

[ice4277]

What a nasty thread. Talking about dicks is.......well. I don't know, but I sure don't feel like picturing all of your STD infested weeners. ;)

Get a couple beers in you, you'll come around then.

[Schmidty]

Get a couple beers in you, you'll come around then.

You're probably right. Plus, I really like showing off my Prince Albert.

[stevew]

Actually it's Kampuchea, not cambodia.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Ahhh, the joys of marriage!

The #1 form of BC, isn't it?

[Franklinnoble]

The #1 form of BC, isn't it?

I think revrew would disagree.

Heck, I had two kids within three years of getting married...

[Desnudo]

Thankfully I've been blessed by sexually liberated women who are also disease free.

[Groundhog]

It's happened to me 4 times. Thankfully 3 of those times I noticed before the grand finalee, but not so for the 4th time. Luckily she was a nurse, so she took a 'morning after pill' from work the next day.

[IwasHere]

Anyone out there using a condom for Oral sex?

I saw this in a sex class in college and thought, "Who the Fuck would use a condom for oral sex"?

[Groundhog]

Anyone out there using a condom for Oral sex?

I saw this in a sex class in college and thought, "Who the Fuck would use a condom for oral sex"?

Yeah, my thoughts too.

I don't enjoy it so much even without, though maybe I'm just yet to meet the right girl. :D

[Kodos]

Someday, maybe I'll have an opportunity to use one... :(

[sovereignstar]

Yeah, my thoughts too.

I don't enjoy it so much even without, though maybe I'm just yet to meet the right girl. :D

More evidence that Taco Bell may be better than oral sex.

[Desmond]

Anyone out there using a condom for Oral sex?

I saw this in a sex class in college and thought, "Who the Fuck would use a condom for oral sex"?

I dunno about condoms, but i always make the woman wear a mouthguard.

[st.cronin]

I dunno about condoms, but i always make the woman wear a mouthguard.

I make her wear goggles.

[Desmond]

I make her wear goggles.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3316/rambis6px.jpg
Hit it.

[st.cronin]

rofl

[sovereignstar]

Shoot!

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2001/0516/photo/a_horace_i.jpg

[IwasHere]

I dunno about condoms, but i always make the woman wear a mouthguard.
No teeth? Your missing half the fun.

[Desmond]

FannnnnnnnnTastic

[Desmond]

No teeth? Your missing half the fun.

I prefer feet.

[IwasHere]

Here, come get you some lovin.:D
http://www.doctorspiller.com/images/Dentures/edentulous.JPG

[Desmond]

Thats fuckin nasty

[sovereignstar]

Here, come get you some lovin.:D
http://www.doctorspiller.com/images/Dentures/edentulous.JPG

http://www.musiq.pl/images/51/K7_Come_Baby_Come__Single_.jpg
baby baby come come...

[tanglewood]

How does a condom break work and how do I convince my boss to implement them?

[path12]

I try to never wear condoms. One of my favorite lines is "You can't get pregnant here in the hot tub!"

Remind me never to go in your hot tub.