Countdown to 20k (or, how I learned to stop worrying and love JeeberD)

[albionmoonlight]

~50 or so posts until Jeebs hits 20,000.

That's a LOT of posts.

[sovereignstar]

I bet I've cost Jeeber more than 50 posts easily.

[Groundhog]

Quick, everyone: Check every thread you've ever created for JeeberD posts, and if they exist, DELETE THEM! ;)

[Franklinnoble]

If not for the great purge, Kickstand would have passed 20,000 years ago.

[sterlingice]

Still 17 to go. Wonder what his new title will be

SI

[duckman]

Still 17 to go. Wonder what his new title will be

SI

God.

[Ben E Lou]

I created a title for 20,000 quite some time ago. I don't remember what it is, and I'm keeping myself from looking it up. All I know is that is was something rather smart-alecky. ;)

[JeeberD]

I wouldnt expect anything else...

[Vince]

Brilliant thread title :)

[sterlingice]

I know you're 2 posts away Jeebs, but you need to start working on your "acceptance" speech now and post it here for #20000. Something about how you couldn't have done it without your excessive free time, lack of life, and 5000 UTEP posts that no one has more than cursorily read ;)

SI

[terpkristin]

Buddy, when I looked at it, you're at 19,999

Please don't keep us in suspense!
Post here!

/tk

[JeeberD]

I know you're 2 posts away Jeebs, but you need to start working on your "acceptance" speech now and post it here for #20000. Something about how you couldn't have done it without your excessive free time, lack of life, and 5000 UTEP posts that no one has more than cursorily read ;)

SI

Hey, man, those UTEP posts each meant a lot to me... :(

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I don't know whether to laugh at your new title Jeebs, or cry for all your wasted free time.

[terpkristin]

I don't know whether to laugh at your new title Jeebs, or cry for all your wasted free time.

Can't it be both?
Plus, I love his new title. :D

/tk

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Can't it be both?
Plus, I love his new title. :D

/tk

Of course. Baby's still young enough to blame it on post-partum... :)

[JW]

I wonder if he now has more posts than Wilt Chamberlain had women?

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html

Sexual claim transformed perception of Wilt

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- The claim was so shocking as to be unbelievable: Wilt Chamberlain said he had sex with 20,000 women. The revelation made him fodder for comedians and turned the NBA Hall of Famer into a reference for sexual braggadocio.


Chamberlain died Tuesday at 63. He had a history of heart problems, and a fire department spokesman said there were signs that Chamberlain might have had a heart attack.


In his 1991 biography "A View From Above," Chamberlain devoted an entire chapter to sex. He said that if he had to count his sexual encounters, he would be closing in on 20,000 women.


"Yes, that's correct, twenty thousand different ladies," he wrote. "At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old."

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[terpkristin]

I wonder if he now has more posts than Wilt Chamberlain had women?

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html

Sexual claim transformed perception of Wilt

Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- The claim was so shocking as to be unbelievable: Wilt Chamberlain said he had sex with 20,000 women. The revelation made him fodder for comedians and turned the NBA Hall of Famer into a reference for sexual braggadocio.


Chamberlain died Tuesday at 63. He had a history of heart problems, and a fire department spokesman said there were signs that Chamberlain might have had a heart attack.


In his 1991 biography "A View From Above," Chamberlain devoted an entire chapter to sex. He said that if he had to count his sexual encounters, he would be closing in on 20,000 women.


"Yes, that's correct, twenty thousand different ladies," he wrote. "At my age, that equals out to having sex with 1.2 women a day, every day since I was fifteen years old."

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Holy crap!
Somehow I didn't know that Chamberlain had passed.

/tk

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Maybe if Jeebs wasn't posting here so much he would've had that many women instead of that many posts.

[sterlingice]

Maybe if Jeebs wasn't posting here so much he would've had that many women instead of that many posts.

*snicker* :D

SI

[chinaski]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d155/epicmeatwad/slim_jeeber_riding_the_bomb.gif

[MizzouRah]

Jeebs is the man... and I'm only like 10,500 posts behind!

[ice4277]

It actually is kind of worrying that he has that many posts, yet doesn't have a job that allows him to post from work.

[sterlingice]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d155/epicmeatwad/slim_jeeber_riding_the_bomb.gif

Awesome :D Great one, chinaski

SI

[st.cronin]

It actually is kind of worrying that he has that many posts, yet doesn't have a job that allows him to post from work.

That is amazing. It would be like instead of Wilt Chamberlain slept with 20,000 women, some ugly janitor slept with 20,000 women.

[sterlingice]

That is amazing. It would be like instead of Wilt Chamberlain slept with 20,000 women, some ugly janitor slept with 20,000 women.

This thread is full of gems :D

SI