How much should I work my corner tonight?

[oliegirl]

i work in a completely unsupervised "office"...my pimp goes home at 6pm, and I have to stay here to pick up johns (i work on a corner) all by myself until 1am...I have been asking for about 4 months if there were any way to switch to dayshift, because being on sloppy seconds is taking a very heavy toll on my home life with my family.

Today, I got told for about the 8th time that a plan that would at least temporarily get me off seconds got scrapped. my pimp has a new favorite ho that he is giving the day shift to...he keeps telling me that he will work something out, basically just to keep me from leaving him for another
pimp down the street.

So my question is, should i work diligently and put forth my 100% effort, OR, should I go hang out with the other lazy ho's and give myself a manicure?





I apologize in advance for this...

[Joe]

Radii must not be keeping you satisfied... sexually. Disappointing, that.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Not bad.

I'm just thankful that I had at least seen the other thread title & figured out what this was about. Otherwise, I'd be really really confused right about now.

[Lorena]

LOL, good work!

[saldana]

i must say, i am a little bit hurt over the lack of concern for my seriously detrimental situation, which leaves me with only thing to say....




pix pls k thx

[st.cronin]

i must say, i am a little bit hurt over the lack of concern for my seriously detrimental situation, which leaves me with only thing to say....




pix pls k thx

Hey, I gave you very thoughtful and serious advice. I'm the one whose problem hasn't been taken seriously.

[SunDevil]

In the future, the FOFC members will refer to this thread as the turning point. Seeing this thread is like seeing the arm and head of the Statue of Liberty under the beach in Planet of the Apes.


Oh and pix pls k thx :)

[Antmeister]

Ok....mad props on the parody post. I wish you luck in your ho'ing career.

:D

[Axxon]

Man, those new culturally based SAT tests are hard.

[SirFozzie]

Man, those new culturally based SAT tests are hard.

Q13: Lanies pimp wants 30% of her money. If she turns 25 tricks in a week at $80 per trick, how much money should the ho turn over to avoid getting pimp slapped?

[NoMyths]

I'm the one whose problem hasn't been taken seriously.
Sure it has. You need to repent and give up right-wingism. ;)

[SirFozzie]

Oh look, Qwiksand's viewing the thread. How much do you want to bet he's actually doing the math on my question :)

[Joe]

$600

[st.cronin]

Sure it has. You need to repent and give up right-wingism. ;)

Ok, look here. I play baseball and sign my name right handed. I play tennis, hockey, and basketball left handed. If that doesn't make me a centrist, then what the hell.

[SirFozzie]

$600

good answer, but incorrect.. you see, the pimp wants 30% of her money, but everyone knows hos can't be trusted, and he'll take $1000, $600 of what she said she earned, and an Extra $400 because she's holdin out on him, and if she don't like it, she can speak out of the other side of her mouth for a week.

[Joe]

but I trust hoes

[SirFozzie]

but I trust hoes


you just failed pimp school man.. hell.. you may have failed common sense :)

[SnDvls]

props on the good post oliegirl

[oliegirl]

good answer, but incorrect.. you see, the pimp wants 30% of her money, but everyone knows hos can't be trusted, and he'll take $1000, $600 of what she said she earned, and an Extra $400 because she's holdin out on him, and if she don't like it, she can speak out of the other side of her mouth for a week.


Is the 25 tricks a week 100% of my effort? You forgot that I'm thinking of slacking off since my nails have been suffering, ya know - getting chipped on the gear shift and stuck on the lever that makes the seats recline back...maybe Quiksand can use his amazingly hot math mind and come up with the answer...

[oliegirl]

Dola:

For the record, my pimp knows that I would never hold out on him...unless there is a great pair on sequined hot pants on sale at the Ho Shop down the block...

[SirFozzie]

*snicker* You KNOW, olie, Rad's gonna find a pair of sequined hot pants and make you wear them now.

And then he will take pictures.

[Groundhog]

*snicker* You KNOW, olie, Rad's gonna find a pair of sequined hot pants and make you wear them now.

And then he will take pictures.

...and then post them in this thread.

[QuikSand]

Is the 25 tricks a week 100% of my effort? You forgot that I'm thinking of slacking off since my nails have been suffering, ya know - getting chipped on the gear shift and stuck on the lever that makes the seats recline back...maybe Quiksand can use his amazingly hot math mind and come up with the answer...

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.

[oliegirl]

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.


It's going to take more sweet talking than that, big boy ;) But I'll give you directions to my corner and we'll talk it over then...

(Man, I wish I could have typed that with a straight face! I guess I have no future as a ho...oh well) :(

[digamma]

It's going to take more sweet talking than that, big boy ;) But I'll give you directions to my corner and we'll talk it over then...

(Man, I wish I could have typed that with a straight face! I guess I have no future as a ho...oh well) :(
Don't do it...you know what they say about QuikSand...it goes something like this...

There once was a pimp named Quik,
And, yes, his girls turn lots of tricks,
His girls seem nice,
But for 2/3 the price,
they're mostly just chicks with dicks.

[lighthousekeeper]

Don't do it...you know what they say about QuikSand...it goes something like this...

There once was a pimp named Quik,
And, yes, he turned lots of tricks,
His girl's seemed nice,
But for 2/3 the price,
they're mostly just chicks with dicks.
http://www.united-baseball.org/forums/html/emoticons/clap.gif
gold

[digamma]

http://www.united-baseball.org/forums/html/emoticons/clap.gif
gold

Made a quick fix.

[Franklinnoble]

No pix of oliegirl, but I think I know who her competition is:

http://myspace-140.vo.llnwd.net/00583/04/17/583157140_m.jpg

[Ben E Lou]

Come work for me, and all this is behind you.True dat. We all know that Quik's hos are under contract.

[oliegirl]

No pix of oliegirl, but I think I know who her competition is:

http://myspace-140.vo.llnwd.net/00583/04/17/583157140_m.jpg


Hmmm... I did go to Catholic school for a couple of years, I bet I still have my uniform...it'd be a little short on me, but isn't that kind of the point?

[stevew]

My head hurts after reading this.

[Anthony]

is Hell Atlantic gonna have to choke a bitch?