PING: Hornsmaniac

[Schmidty]

You are so cocky and funny. I'll meet you at the Black Angus on friday at 8 p.m., you bad, bad boy.

http://search.americansingles.com/h/hor/hornsmaniac/






Originally found by BetterThanTheo in the RWBL

[WSUCougar]

Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.

[stevew]

I'm cocky y funny.
http://users.zoominternet.net/~stevedubbya/hm.jpg
http://users.zoominternet.net/~stevedubbya/hm1.jpg

[sovereignstar]

omg

[sovereignstar]

Is he really 31 now?

[Schmidty]

Can you explain how the hell you found this?!? On second thought, do NOT explain...I don't wanna know.

Read the disclaimer at the bottom of my original post...... :)

[Lathum]

5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

[rkmsuf]

link doesn't work for me

[stevew]

I wonder what fritz thinks.

[albionmoonlight]

You know, if the albionmoonlight moniker ever gets a "reputation" on the internet--be it deserved or undeserved--I would drop it and choose a new, unrelated moniker going forward.

Whether or not you think that it is right that Horns gets the grief he does, why does he still post around the internet as Horns? What's the upside in that?

[SunDevil]

So the time it took for him to grow facial hair, was not long enough for him to grow out open shirts with a gold chain.....

[Oilers9911]

Let's hear from the FOFC ladies. Would you date that?

[stevew]

<TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_ViewProfileTable style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 592px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_TrAboutMeView><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_Tablecell1 colSpan=4><TABLE class=profileHeaderBG width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>About Me


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>I am actually quite addicted to most college sports in general. However, if my name did not give it away know that I am a Texas Longhorns fanatic. If you are an Aggie or a Sooner prepare yourself to be teased. :-)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_TrPersonalInfoView><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_Tablecell2 style="WIDTH: 100%" colSpan=4></TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_TrBasicsView><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_tdBasics colSpan=4><TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Lifestyle


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_tbLifestyle style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_TrSeekingRelationship><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I am looking for:</TD><TD colSpan=3>A Date, Friendship, Long-term Relationship, Intimacy/Physical Chemistry, Activity Partner</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_trRelcate><TD>Relocation:</TD><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_TcWillingToRelocateLabel></TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD noWrap>Marital status</TD><TD>Single</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_trWantKids><TD>Plan on having children:</TD><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_tdMoreChildrenFlag>I would like to have children</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_trCustody><TD>Custody Situation:</TD><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl2_Mntablecell2>I have no kids</TD></TR><TR><TD>I smoke:</TD><TD>Trying to quit</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD>I drink:</TD><TD>Socially</TD></TR><TR><TD>Activity level</TD><TD>Selected activities</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>[/URL]
<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Physical Info


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl3_tbPhysicalInfo style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I am:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">5' 7" (170 cm)</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I weigh: </TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">214 Pounds (97 kg)</TD></TR><TR><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">My hair is:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">Auburn</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">My eyes are:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">Hazel</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl3_trAppearance><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">My body style is:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%" colSpan=3>A Few Extra Pounds</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Background


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_tbBackground style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I grew up in:</TD><TD>Hill Country</TD></TR><TR><TD>My ethnicity is:</TD><TD>Caucasian/White</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD>I speak:</TD><TD>English</TD></TR><TR><TD>My Religion:</TD><TD>Unaffiliated</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_trStudies><TD>I studied or am interested in:</TD><TD>Business/Finance</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_trIntelligence><TD>I consider intelligence:</TD><TD>Medium Importance</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_trEducation><TD>My education: </TD><TD>Bachelor's Degree</TD></TR><TR><TD>Occupation</TD><TD>Other Professional/Services/Trade</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_trOccuptation><TD>Occupation description:</TD><TD>self-employed</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_trAnnualIncome><TD>Annual income:</TD><TD>$50,000 - $100,000</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl4_TrAboutTheOneImLookingFor><TD colSpan=2>I am looking for:
She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_TrInterestsView><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_tdInterests colSpan=4><TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Personality and Interests


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_tbInterests style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD colSpan=2>My personality is best described as:
Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited
</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_trLikeGoingOutTo><TD colSpan=2>In my free time, I like to:
Shopping, Amusement Parks, In Bars/In Nightclubs, Beach, Bookstores, Charity Events, Coffee Houses, Comedy Clubs, Concerts, Karaoke/Sing-along, Libraries, Live Theater, Movies, Museums, Parks, Raves/Underground Parties, Restaurants, Volunteer Events
</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_trPhysical><TD colSpan=2>My favorite physical activities:
Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting
</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_TrFavoriteCuisines><TD>My favorite food(s):
American, Barbecue, Cajun/Southern, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Fast Food/Pizza, Italian, Mexican, Seafood, Southwestern, Spanish
</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_TrFavoriteMusic><TD>My favorite music:
Classic Rock n' Roll, Country, Easy Listening, Hard Rock & Metal, Modern Rock n' Roll, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Instrumental, Acoustic
</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl1_TrFavoriteReading><TD>I like to read:
Fiction, Magazines, Newspapers, Non-Fiction, Trade Journals
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>[URL="http://www.americansingles.com/Applications/MemberProfile/ViewProfile.aspx?prm=26854&memberid=31220159&#top"] (http://www.americansingles.com/Applications/MemberProfile/ViewProfile.aspx?prm=26854&memberid=31220159&#top)

</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_TrActivityView><TD id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo_tdActivity colSpan=4><TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Relationships


</TD><TD class=alignRTL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2><HR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl0_tbRelationship style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl0_TrPerfectFirstDate><TD>My perfect first date:
It is hard to describe what is perfect, but easy to say it wouldn't be perfect without open conversation about mutual interests.
</TD></TR><TR id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl0_TrIdealRelationship><TD>My ideal relationship:
My ideal relationship is one that naturally keeps problems and life's serious issues minimized so that we don't have to stop laughing and loving life together to deal with them.
</TD></TR><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl0_TrPastRelationship><TD>My past relationships:
Life is way too short to be in one that isn't making you happy 100% of the time. There is nothing to gain by involving yourself with anyone who doesn't have the potential to be THE ONE.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[Neuqua]

link doesn't work for me either.

[sovereignstar]

I consider intelligence: Medium Importance

[cartman]

I bet this is actually one of those Internet dating ads that Charlie Sheen has supposedly been posting

[SunDevil]

He is missing one trait that will keep him from a majority of the single ladies.

Maximum Customizability. :)

[stevew]

link doesn't work for me either.

Link is pretty iffy. works some of the time.

[Desmond]

Not to bust on someone who can't defend himself, but I think I saw him in TransAmerica.

[ScottVib]

My personality is best described as:
Adventurous/Wild/Spontaneous, Conservative/Clean Cut, Easygoing/Flexible/Open-Minded, Flamboyant, Flirtatious/Playful, Friendly/Kind, Humorous/Witty, Intellectual, Low Maintenance, Sensitive/Nurturing/Loving, Outgoing, Practical, Romantic, Self Confident, Serious/Responsible, Stubborn, Talkative, Unconventional/Free-Spirited


Funny and Cocky, that's the ticket.

[Subby]

THAT CHAIN IS FUCKING MONEY

[Honolulu_Blue]

<TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl3_tbPhysicalInfo style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I am:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">5' 7"</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">I weigh: </TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">214 Pounds

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl3_tbPhysicalInfo style="WIDTH: 100%; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR class=ViewProfileAlternateRow id=_ctl0__ctl4_viewProfileInfo__ctl3_trAppearance><TD style="WIDTH: 25%">My body style is:</TD><TD style="WIDTH: 25%" colSpan=3>A Few Extra Pounds</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

My favorite physical activities:
Boating/Sailing/Rafting, Hiking/Walking, Horseback Riding, Hunting/Fishing, Jet/Water Skiing, Jogging/Running, Working Out/Weightlifting

Riiiiight. . .

[Lathum]

I think I saw him on Dateline a few weeks ago.

[Passacaglia]

Is he really 31 now?

According to this (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=8914), he was 28 in 2003.

[sabotai]

Wasn't he married?

Surprised that didn't last....

[sovereignstar]

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

[WSUCougar]

I am about the most un-photogenic guy on the planet, but those pics scare me something awful.

[stevew]

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?

I can see that.

[Franklinnoble]

Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

[Deattribution]

According to this (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=8914), he was 28 in 2003.


Logged in: more than 60 days ago
Last Update: 7/2/2003

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

[cartman]

Wow. Has there ever been a better reason to un-ban this guy?

This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

:D

[Toddzilla]

Did he ever mention anything about playing the catcher in The Sandlot?Um, it was some other kind of catcher IIRC

[Deattribution]

This is a pretty transparent attempt to get him to post at sportsdigs.com...

:D

But

what is sports digs?

[stevew]

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.

I would venture that it would auto update.

[sabotai]

But

what is sports digs?

I heard it was a new kind of pain killer that's supposed to be 3 times as effective as Oxy.

[heybrad]

Those pictures look dykey.

[Deattribution]

I would venture that it would auto update.

Then the married thing doesn't make sense, since it was started in 2003 and he was supposedly still married then... wasn't he?

Not like I'd actually be shocked if he lied.

[Hurst2112]

we need that miller lite or budweiser moving face thing found!!!!

we have 2 new pics to play with

[Radii]

Plan on having children: I would like to have children

Oh my dear lord no.

[JeeberD]

Wow, what a find... :thumbsup:

[Desnudo]

5'7'' 214 lbs. wow.

Turned on?

[thealmighty]

Looking at the pictures, is it possible that when he said "cocky and funny," the cock he meant had nothing to do with attitude?

Just sayin'.

[ice4277]

This thread has made the last 2 1/2 hours of work today bearable. I <3 Schmidty.

[kcchief19]

Something doesn't match up unless those profiles automatically update your age, or he was lying about his age.
You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

[kcchief19]

I am looking for:
She will have a zest for life, a sense of adventure, and love to laugh. She should not be too uptight and enjoy teasing and being teased. Hopefully, she will not have an excess amount of emotional baggage. I think that's a good call -- somebody in the relationship needs to be the rock. You can't have both people have a ton of emotional baggage.

By the way, has anyone checked to see if RWBL Kevin is looking for love too?

[DeToxRox]

I swear -- If I ever get to the point where I'm bummed out, I'll read this thread and just feel 100x better about myself.

[stevew]

You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

Also he will be "Loyal, endorses team" and "Some ability" in team leader situations.

[DeToxRox]

Dola ..

Looking at him you'd think his name would be BuckeyeManiac

[Senator]

This drew me out! Greatness.

[DeToxRox]

This drew me out! Greatness.

It's like spotting the Yeti.

[stevew]

Dola ..

Looking at him you'd think his name would be BuckeyeManiac

No Mullet.

[digamma]

Odds that HM is the one guest currently reading this thread: even money.

[cartman]

This drew me out! Greatness.

For post (Atari) 2600!

[Bad-example]

The search for the next HerRealName marches on. :)

[rexallllsc]

"Kyle, tell us about HornsManiac............at AmericanSingles.com"

[mckerney]

I am currently suspended for two weeks, but SkyDog is going to investigate further so it could be removed soon. In the meantime I cannot post on the board, but I can send PMs.

I wanted to ask you a few questions privately. I trust you have enough dignity to keep our PM conversations here and away from the forum.

Why did you find it impossible to refrain from making snide remarks to and/or about my innocent family and me? My post was clearly a sincere effort to seek information on a very serious issue. I had not attacked or insulted anyone and you had no reason to say the things you said.

I have not ever, to my knowledge, insulted you. If I am forgetting something please point it out to me. If it was an unprovoked insult definitely point it out to me so that I can promptly apologize and eat my words. Now assuming I have not ever degraded you personally please tell me why on earth you would go to such great lengths to belittle my family? Also, why would you try so hard to make me an enemy? Your behavior simply doesn’t make sense.

If you have or had issues with me about anything why have I not received a private message from you expressing your concerns? Is using the open forum simply a way to draw attention to yourself and encourage others to help you stone me? If it is, then in fact I do feel bad for you and hope you seek attention for such unstable thoughts.

Do you truly have that much hatred built up for someone you have never even met or even remotely known? For your sake, let’s hope not and I say this for many reasons. The tide is slowly turning and more and more people are realizing that virtually terrorizing Horns constantly is not as cool as it used to be. Almost daily I get supportive messages from members of FOFC. Just reading that thread you can see at least two people who were previously known to carry ill feelings for me step and try to make things right. Please respond back with any questions, comments, or concerns you may have and I promise to get you a sincere answer right away. I hope to hear from you soon and begin working to heal some of this unnecessary bad blood.

HornsManiac

[stevew]

If only someone would start a petition (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=8498) to bring him back.

[GoldenEagle]

If only someone would start a petition (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=8498) to bring him back.

Mrs kippy started that thread. That is karma baby!

[JeeberD]

Dude, mckerney, your DIGNITY!!!

[Senator]

If only someone would start a petition (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=8498) to bring him back.


I much more enjoyed the petition to keep him away.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/BANHM/

[ice4277]

I much more enjoyed the petition to keep him away.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/BANHM/

Truly, that was the Golden Age of FOFC.

[KWhit]

All we need now is Maximus rising from the dead.

[Maple Leafs]

He looks like if Danny Bonaduce had a sister who went to Jerry Jones' plastic surgeon.

[sachmo71]

I'm cocky y funny.
http://users.zoominternet.net/~stevedubbya/hm.jpg
http://users.zoominternet.net/~stevedubbya/hm1.jpg


If I had to put a picture in the dictionary of female to male sexual transformation, it would be either of these two.

[TroyF]

who'd have thunk it? I mean, the guy with the insane ability to pick up women stuck on American Singles? He must have lost his confidence so he's not cocky anymore.

At least he's still funny in a UIC sort of way.

[mckerney]

who'd have thunk it? I mean, the guy with the insane ability to pick up women stuck on American Singles? He must have lost his confidence so he's not cocky anymore.

At least he's still funny in a UIC sort of way.

Being we ignored the cocky and funny advice we'll probably only make it to match.com. :(

[IMetTrentGreen]

that unban hm thread mentions that he claimed he was married and had 1 kid with another one the way. that profile says he's single with no kids. i didn't buy that caught-by-dell story he posted at the time (tin ear for dialogue), this confrims it, that liar.

[Subby]

THAT MULTI-COLORED STRIPED SHIRT IS SO FUCKING MONEY!

[cthomer5000]

This place still has flashes of brilliance from time to time. This is the shit.

[stevew]

THAT MULTI-COLORED STRIPED SHIRT IS SO FUCKING MONEY!

That's like some bad hand-me-down that your mom(well at least my mom) would try to make you wear on school picture day.

[Buccaneer]

This is one of the most amazing thing I have ever seen posted at FOFC. He deserves all of the scorn and ridicule for being such a lying, cheating asshole. And if he were to show up here again, I would tell him so (again). Problem is, there are people many guys like that out there.

[thesloppy]

http://users.zoominternet.net/%7Estevedubbya/hm1.jpg

man.........two words keep coming to mind as I stare at this picture:

METHADONE CLINIC

Oh wait, wait....here comes two more....

MENTHOL CIGARETTES

[Buccaneer]

Will you guys quit quoting with the pictures?

[Maple Leafs]

Seriously, imagine the pictures he didn't pick.

[Nwobhm]

So who's going to volunteer to make a fake female profile and answer his personal ad? Imagine the fun we could have baiting him.

[Ragone]

You're not suggesting he "edited" his age to appear younger, are you? His real name is not George Lombard is it?

Next we'll fine the profile has been edited to show he's four inches taller, 30 pounds lighter and is rated Good/Good/Good.

nah Chief.. its like angel berroa.. suddenly he's 3 years older.. and can't field for shit

[Chief Rum]

http://users.zoominternet.net/%7Estevedubbya/hm1.jpg

man.........two words keep coming to mind as I stare at this picture:

METHADONE CLINIC

Oh wait, wait....here comes two more....

MENTHOL CIGARETTES

You realize if he dyed his goatee green and drew black lines down across his mouth, it would like this... :D ?