Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Now that's a thread he should actually start. If he won't, anyone else up for that one?

[Galaxy]

I can see it now...

"Get drunk, call Ashley Madison, and bang a married woman while you cheat on your wife."

[Bee]

I have a question...

If my wife and I sign up for the Ashley Madison thing and then hook up, would that be considered cheating?

[FrogMan]

I can see it now...

"Get drunk, call Ashley Madison, and bang a married woman while you cheat on your wife."

you know, technically, if you are married and you bang a married woman who's not your wife, it will be "while you cheat on your wife" everytime... :D

FM

[QuikSand]

I have a question...

If my wife and I sign up for the Ashley Madison thing and then hook up, would that be considered cheating?

http://eil.com/newgallery/Rupert-Holmes-Pursuit-Of-Happin-314410.jpg

You rang?

[Bee]

But I don't like Pina Coladas. :(

[panerd]

I have a question...

If my wife and I sign up for the Ashley Madison thing and then hook up, would that be considered cheating?

Do you have half a brain?

EDIT: Looks like Quiksand beat me by about 5 hours.

[Swaggs]

So, when does the bank statement come out?

[Passacaglia]

http://eil.com/newgallery/Rupert-Holmes-Pursuit-Of-Happin-314410.jpg

You rang?

Rupert Holmes is so cool.

[Galaxy]

Had to bump this...

[Swaggs]

Did we ever find out what happened once the bank statement made it home?

[Suburban Rhythm]

I did see a thread Jimmy started the other day, if that helps. But I imagine you could still have internet access living in your parent's basement...

[Rizon]

Can I get an update on this please?

[DeToxRox]

Seriously, I need closure.

[Lathum]

I knew this was gonna rear it's head.

This thread needs to be stickied for all new comers to see.

[Karlifornia]

Seriously, I need closure.

Well, Jimmy came, and then....JimmyWint

[molson]

Well, Jimmy came, and then....JimmyWint

He started another thread today, but is cruelly ignoring this one.

[Lathum]

He started another thread today, but is cruelly ignoring this one.

bastard

[Logan]

I propose never-ending BUMPs until he acknowledges us.

[Galaxy]

I propose never-ending BUMPs until he acknowledges us.

Bump.

[Logan]

Thank you.

[Galaxy]

Then you have this follow-up:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=56927

[Lathum]

oh my

[SFL Cat]

His wife killed him and assumed his FOFC identity.

[Galaxy]

I just spent about 20 minutes or so reading this again....This has to be the best thread in this forum's history.

Speaking of which, what happened to Farrah?

[DeToxRox]

His wife killed him and assumed his FOFC identity.

Maybe he just took a seat when Chris Hanson offered it

[Galaxy]

Hey, is this the same Jimmy in this Sports League?

http://sfsl.50g.com/baseball/teams.html

[Radii]

This thread is about 500 times funnier to me this time around. Its like I'm reading things with an entirely new perspective.

[MrBug708]

This thread will never make 10 pages now. *sigh*

So little faith

[Galaxy]

I'm shock it's not longer.

[Karlifornia]

I'm shock it's not longer.

I've found jbmagic...sic 'em, skydog.

[Galaxy]

This thread is about 500 times funnier to me this time around. Its like I'm reading things with an entirely new perspective.

Same here.

[Izulde]

what better jimmywint or maximum football

[Galaxy]

what better jimmywint or maximum football

I think this thread had more suprises. However, it's a close call.

[DeToxRox]

jimmywint looking good in prenuptials

[Galaxy]

Maybe this might fit Jimmy:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450

[saldana]

great threads never die, they just fall off the front page until someone bored bumps them....i agree that it is funnier this time around.

[Galaxy]

Bump.

In honor of V-day (yeah, I know, I'm slightly late.

[Rizon]

Still no updates?

[Galaxy]

I love how this thread never dies.

[General Mike]

How did I miss this thread for 2 years?

[Rizon]

How did I miss this thread for 2 years?

I'm going to need you to turn in your FOF badge then. SHAME.

[Autumn]

Thank you all for your contributions. My face is actually sore now after having read these 11 pages.

[General Mike]

I'm going to need you to turn in your FOF badge then. SHAME.

Damn. :(

[Galaxy]

Does Jimmy still post?

[Maple Leafs]

Does Jimmy still post?
If your wife had cut your penis off, would you still bother posting to a web forum?

[EagleFan]

If your wife had cut your penis off, would you still bother posting to a web forum?

What else would there be to do?

[Groundhog]

They're required to mosaic hentai, too. That's what's cool about the English versions of hentai movies and games; a lot of times the mosaics are lifted.

In going back over this thread once again, this post immediately stuck out at me.

I can't imagine looking at cartoon drawings of the female anatomy is ever "cool". :D

[Desnudo]

What I've Learned:

1. Scat/Gay/Animal porn = relationship repairable
2. Cheating straight website = you're fucked
3. Women like handbags a lot

[Shkspr]

In going back over this thread once again, this post immediately stuck out at me.

I can't imagine looking at cartoon drawings of the female anatomy is ever "cool". :D

It's Izulde. Doesn't mean the boundaries of cool are bigger, or smaller, just that they're not necessarily around the same areas. :p

[Galaxy]

Maybe clemsonsfan can learn some romance in marriage lessons from Jimmy....

[larrymcg421]

This definitely deserves a "Where are they now?" update.

[Galaxy]

I came across this "Dear Prudence" letter through the MSN homepage this morning. Quite a good laugh.

http://www.slate.com/id/2216714/?GT1=38001

Dream Lover
I cheated on my wife while sleepwalking. What do I do now?

Dear Prudence:
I did something recently that concerns me on many levels. I am under a large amount of stress because I'm in an unhappy marriage (which we're trying to work out) and because my company laid me off. I am under treatment for depression. A week ago, my doctor doubled the dosage of my antidepressant and, because I'm not sleeping well, he prescribed Ambien. On Saturday morning, I confused the vials and took two Ambien. I told my wife what happened and that I would probably sleep all day and went to bed. At around 10 p.m., my wife commented on how productive I had been: mowing the lawn, cleaning up, grocery shopping. I remembered none of this and said so. She said her only concern was that I left for "errands" and returned two hours later with nothing in hand. I talked to my doctor Monday, and he told me Ambien can cause amnesia and that some people have reported walking, driving, and cooking in their sleep. I know now what filled the missing two hours. This afternoon, I got a call from a woman who called me "lover" and asked when I wanted to come back. She called me her f--k buddy. This is a woman I had talked to only twice before in social situations. I do not even know where she lives; maybe I phoned her for directions. I do find her attractive, but I am stunned that I did something like this. My wife is vindictive, and if I say anything to her, it will end our marriage. I do not want to continue a relationship with the other woman. What should I do?

—Scared Sleepless

Dear Scared,
It's hard to believe that the pharmaceutical industry has already solved two of our most vexing problems: How to get men to do weekend chores, and how to induce attractive strangers to have sex with you while being able to swear that you haven't cheated. If this gets around, soon we'll be living in a world where people are gobbling Ambien out of Pez containers. Driving, eating, even trying to cast congressional votes while under the influence of Ambien are all well-documented. Scroll around the Internet and you will also find individual accounts of Ambien-fueled sex—which the nondrugged participants claim is more creative and uninhibited than when their partner is awake. However good you may have been in bed, you need to keep the other woman from contacting you and asking for further services. Call her and try to explain. Tell her that, as hard as it is to believe, you have recently been prescribed several medications, you accidentally mixed them up, and as a result you have no memory of the events of the weekend. Say you're very sorry if you behaved irresponsibly but that you can't be in touch with her. Don't ask for details—you want to preserve your amnesiac deniability. And since you don't know what you did, you're hardly in a position to confess anything to your wife. From now on, when you have trouble drifting off, forget the Ambien and brew yourself a nice cup of chamomile tea.

—Prudie
Posted Thursday, April 23, 2009, at 7:09 AM ET

Does he top JimmyWint?

[DaddyTorgo]

i call BS

[Lathum]

I like how he says his wife is vindictive. That's a quality you want in a mate

[Autumn]

It's clearly BS, but it makes a great story. Much better than that drunk lady in the stadium restroom.

This seems like a rather severe and unfortunate side effect for a sleeping pill. "I wanted to get some sleep, but instead i stayed up and did some chores." You'd think they'd be working on that.

[Mustang]

She put something in my drink and then she.. she.... she... made me fix the fence and paint the garage...

I was date worked!!!

[stevew]

I used to have a very hearty laugh every time I would hear an Ashley Madison commercial on XM.

"Life is short, have an affair"

[JimmyWint]

Epilogue...Never try and fudge a bank statement...The grass is not always greener on the other side...never give out personal information...you never know when a spouse of that person may call your employer and try to get you fired and sue the company you work for...Stop Chasing the dragon...Play Maximum Football...post on FOFC...Make the world a better place...eat your veggies....that is all.

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Oof.

[Autumn]

Epilogue...Never try and fudge a bank statement...The grass is not always greener on the other side...never give out personal information...you never know when a spouse of that person may call your employer and try to get you fired and sue the company you work for...Stop Chasing the dragon...Play Maximum Football...post on FOFC...Make the world a better place...eat your veggies....that is all.

Finally some closure. A lesson learned.

[JediKooter]

Details and pix please thanks.

[Galaxy]

Details and pix please thanks.

Of who?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Of who?

The imaginary people inolved in all of this?

[DaddyTorgo]

oof

[JediKooter]

Of who?

The fudged bank statement. I've always wondered if it would look like some cut and paste job kidnappers use for ransom notes where they used letters of various fonts from newspapers and magazines.

[Galaxy]

The imaginary people inolved in all of this?

:D

[Drake]

Dumbass.

You realize, of course, that since you've now given your wife a blank check to have a retaliatory affair at some point in the future that you just at the very beginning of learning what a bad idea this was.

This is one of those "shoe really has to be on the other foot" lessons for someone to get it.

Good luck with that.

[Autumn]

Actually I'd say he was at the very end of learning that ... how old is this thread again?

[Drake]

Actually I'd say he was at the very end of learning that ... how old is this thread again?

I was just responding to his update. Glad I took the time. I'd always sort of wondered what this thread was about, but never got around to reading it.

[stevew]

-bump-

TYRA today focuses on the site Ashley Madison.

Not that I'm watching Tyra specifically, it was just on in the other room and I heard them talking to the CEO.

[DaddyTorgo]

-bump-

TYRA today focuses on the site Ashley Madison.

Not that I'm watching Tyra specifically, it was just on in the other room and I heard them talking to the CEO.


suuuuuuuuure you weren't

[stevew]

lol-I know that would be the first response.

My wife was taping the Peoples Court in the other room, Tyra is on a few shows later on the same station-

[SackAttack]

Is it weird that I've read this thread at least four times and every time it gets bumped I forget what it's about?

[Autumn]

lol-I know that would be the first response.

My wife was taping the Peoples Court in the other room, Tyra is on a few shows later on the same station-

Is it strange that I've read this several times and still can't figure out why your wife would tape People's Court, or why the TV was still on in the other room several shows later?

<B>VOTE STEVEW</b>

[Logan]

Is it weird that I've read this thread at least four times and every time it gets bumped I forget what it's about?

I've read this thread at least four times and I remember exactly what it's about!

[stevew]

Is it strange that I've read this several times and still can't figure out why your wife would tape People's Court, or why the TV was still on in the other room several shows later?

<B>VOTE STEVEW</b>

re-tape peoples court- I at least make fun of her for it, does that count for something?

re-TV still being on...I went outside and forgot it was on. I like to waste energy. I do like the ambient noise enough to listen to divorce court, or the peoples court. But don't care enough to actually watch.

[RomaGoth]

I finally read this thread in its entirety and my head hurts. What ever happened with Jimmy, the Madison whatever its called, and the bank statement? Oh yeah, and the girlfriend of one month?

Also makes me wonder who TCY Junkie is and what happened to him. I may have to get a new signature if he doesn't show himself soon.

[EagleFan]

the Madison whatever its called

epic fail for plausible deniability..... :)

[RomaGoth]

epic fail for plausible deniability..... :)

Heh, I had never even heard of this company before reading this thread.

[Desnudo]

Is it strange that I've read this several times and still can't figure out why your wife would tape People's Court, or why the TV was still on in the other room several shows later?

<B>VOTE STEVEW</b>

Taping and People's Court? How old is this thread? How long have I been asleep?

[stevew]

DVR. Whatever.

[Autumn]

Taping and People's Court? How old is this thread? How long have I been asleep?

20 years, Rip. These days Ashley Madison is out, Argentina is in.

[Lathum]

bump

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Ah, memories.

[Dodgerchick]

Finally read this last night. Now I get the Ashley Madison reference on The Pumpy and Sak Show.

[Logan]

Still waiting on my god damn gift certificate.

[Dr. Sak]

Still waiting on my god damn gift certificate.

Pumpy may have used it...so you are S.O.L.

[Apathetic Lurker]

What I've Learned:

1. Scat/Gay/Animal porn = relationship repairable
2. Cheating straight website = you're fucked
3. Women like handbags a lot


Personal experience?

[Suburban Rhythm]

AshleyMadison.com gives Giants and Jets $25 million offer to put name on New Meadowlands Stadium (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2010/06/10/2010-06-10_ashleymadisoncom_gives_giants_and_jets_25_million_offer_to_put_name_on_new_meado.html)


Could the New Meadowlands Stadium (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+Meadowlands+Stadium) become the home of the Big Blue Home-wrecking crew?
Not likely. But the opportunity is there, now that the Giants - - and the Jets - - have received a $25 million offer for naming rights to their new stadium from a dating website that targets people interested in committing adultery. According to TMZ.com (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/TMZ.com+Inc.), the site - - AshleyMadison.com (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/The+Ashley+Madison+Agency+Ltd.) - - offered to pay that sum for a five-year deal, which would carry them through the New York Super Bowl in 2014 (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Super+Bowl+XLVIII).

[sterlingice]

I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than $25M to put your name on the stadium (I seem to remember deals being in the $2-$5M per year for 25/30 years range) but I guess this gets them some free publicity.

SI

[Galaxy]

I didn't know AM has that kind of cash to spend. I guess cheating does pay.

[Dodgerchick]

I didn't know AM has that kind of cash to spend. I guess cheating does pay.

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

[saldana]

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

they run commericals on sirius on Howard's channels...apparently they are making enough money that women dont have to pay to join the site anymore...there are enough guys out there paying for membership that they are using the old "ladies night at the bar" routine

[cartman]

Welp, looks like my dues are gonna be going up.

[cartman]

Wait, what?

[Galaxy]

Welp, looks like my dues are gonna be going up.

Make sure you hide your credit card statements.

[Logan]

I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than $25M to put your name on the stadium (I seem to remember deals being in the $2-$5M per year for 25/30 years range) but I guess this gets them some free publicity.

SI

I know it's 8 games (plus 2 preseason) vs 81 games, but the Mets got $20MM per from Citi. I imagine having the Super Bowl will automatically add serious coin to the naming rights.

[sterlingice]

Oh- per year. That's a different story then

SI

[Draft Dodger]

Ashley Madison's rejected Super Bowl ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6lNHlV_dU

[tyketime]

I LOVE when this thread pops back up. :popcorn:

[Lathum]

meh- They wee rejected for being AM, not because of the content of the commercial. Wife and I both watched it, expected better.

[albionmoonlight]

I am sure that AM threw that up so that it could get rejected so then it could go viral as the "too hot for the SB" ad.

The Super Bowl should make that backfire one time. "Congratulations Bang Bros! Your ad has been accepted! We expect your check for $2.3 million for 30 seconds of airtime within the next 48 hours. Have a great day."

[Passacaglia]

The Detroit Lions get banned from the Super Bowl every year -- you get used to it.

[Logan]

At least JimmyCame!

[Suburban Rhythm]

Anyone else get this commercial after GB-CHI?

http://mymarriagematters.org/

[Matthean]

Anyone else get this commercial after GB-CHI?

My Marriage Matters (http://mymarriagematters.org/)

I'm not saying I'm against his cause because I'm not, but the line about stopping AM and helping his cause just sounded wrong for some reason. I'm REALLY not surprised somebody is taking aim at AM though.

[jeff061]

I'm not saying I'm against his cause because I'm not, but the line about stopping AM and helping his cause just sounded wrong for some reason. I'm REALLY not surprised somebody is taking aim at AM though.


Yeah....quite sure that's an AshleyMadison ad.

[kcchief19]

I've seen this spot for a while but never paid much attention to it. I thought it was odd for an anti-AM ad, but there's a lot of crazy people out there.

Viewing it more in depth, it does appear to be a very clever ad for AM. No one's going to take a a real ad for AM, and this about the only way you could pull it off. If indeed it is an AM ad, it's somewhat genius.

I say somewhat because I'm not sure it's ever wise to attack your own company in an ad. But I'm sure there are people who are now aware of AM due to this ad, and the ad probably didn't change their opinion on the legitimacy of AM.

[panerd]

What if JimmyWhit is an Ashley Madison operative? :)

[jeff061]

The second he drops the word guaranteed it's clearly an AM ad. Not to mention squeezing the logo in every screen. I didn't think it was that subtle.

They have been promoting their site quite bluntly as the place you go to cheat on your wife/husband. It is what it is, I don't think this is much different that the standard they've already set. If you truly feel that AM is wrong or are swayed by an "Attack" like that, you were never part of the demographic.

[Galaxy]

Chief's boring dating thread made me think of this baby.

[Suburban Rhythm]

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/columns/heyl/s_735678.html


Imagine pulling up to the two-timer terminal at the airport known locally as Infidelity International.
Potentially, it could happen. If Pittsburgh International Airport's naming rights are put up for sale, a Toronto-based online dating service is keenly interested in acquiring them.
Like most dating sites, Ashley Madison seeks to unite people with similar interests. Unlike those other sites, Ashley Madison caters to those who already are united and whose interests center around extramarital activity.
"If your airport decided to go in that direction, then, yes, we'd seriously consider tendering an offer," company CEO Noel Biderman said on Thursday. "We'd love to throw our hat in the ring."

[Lathum]

Ashley Madison is brilliant at getting free publicity for something they will never actually spend the money doing.

[Galaxy]

Ashley Madison is brilliant at getting free publicity for something they will never actually spend the money doing.

Sounds like Trump.

[Galaxy]

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/05/06/married-moms-big-on-cheating-poll-finds

[RomaGoth]

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/05/06/married-moms-big-on-cheating-poll-finds

I love this gem:

"Giving mothers a chance to explore their options can be healthy for their marriage and actually prevent divorce," Ashley Madison founder and president Noel Biderman said in a release.


"Loneliness is a powerful driver that requires people to change their circumstances and having a discreet affair allows women to take care of themselves while protecting their privacy and allowing them to stay in their marriage."


Everytime I begin to gain faith in humanity, I see shit like this that brings me back into reality. :(

[Galaxy]

Everytime I begin to gain faith in humanity, I see shit like this that brings me back into reality. :(


But if a man does it, he's scum.

[Suburban Rhythm]

I love this gem:



Everytime I begin to gain faith in humanity, I see shit like this that brings me back into reality. :(

But if a man does it, he's scum.

Did they get a quote from Oprah for this article?

[Galaxy]

Cheating Spouses' Top Affair Anthems Revealed (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/20/cheating-spouses_n_3786450.html)

[Matthean]

At least the R. Kelly song wasn't "Trapped in a Closet."

[Izulde]

Even Football Manager gets in on this thread:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o395/Izulde08/CK2andsuch/FOFClulz_zpsdfe2b5c8.jpg (http://s341.photobucket.com/user/Izulde08/media/CK2andsuch/FOFClulz_zpsdfe2b5c8.jpg.html)

[DaddyTorgo]

:D

[PackerFanatic]

It's been a long time since I have read through this thread (always gold, of course), but I don't know how I possibly missed that Jimmy was from Appleton! That is just crazy.

[molson]

I can't believe this thread is almost 8 years old.

[Lathum]

I love this thread when it hits its climax and people turn on Jimmy like rabid dogs.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Started reading through again...curious about JW...he last visted 10-30-13. Wonder what he was looking for?

[NobodyHere]

Why did you lied to us? Creating this thread gets you off or something?

My favorite post of the thread.

[sterlingice]

I don't think I had ever read this thread before. Wow. I miss having this many active people on FOFC

SI

[DaddyTorgo]

I had forgotten the 2009 epilogue.

[Logan]

I don't think I had ever read this thread before. Wow. I miss having this many active people on FOFC

SI

Like Ronnie Dobbs 3's father, Ronnie Dobbs 2.

[Ronnie Dobbs3]

He was a miserable user :c must have mouthed off to someone

[molson]

My favorite post of the thread.

Why did jbmagic get banned again? For being too awesome?

[molson]

I don't think I had ever read this thread before. Wow. I miss having this many active people on FOFC

SI

Ya, that's depressing. There was an idea we'd have a bunch of new posters when a new game came out. I've noticed a couple, but it's still mostly just us boring core posters. I wonder how many people even post regularly here these days, maybe 30?

[Matthean]

This thread will never make 10 pages now. *sigh*

:D

[cartman]

Why did jbmagic get banned again? For being too awesome?

don't be an asswhite

looks like he logged in about a week ago

[path12]

I always thought the jbmagic ban was pure bullshit. Then again, given how shitty he was treated I'm surprised he kept coming back. Not FOFC's finest moment.

This thread however may have been.

[path12]

Dola, I was also struck at the realization of how many folks don't post here anymore.

Times change.

[DaddyTorgo]

I always thought the jbmagic ban was pure bullshit. Then again, given how shitty he was treated I'm surprised he kept coming back. Not FOFC's finest moment.

This thread however may have been.

This.

Although Maximum Football was pretty epic too.

[DaddyTorgo]

Ya, that's depressing. There was an idea we'd have a bunch of new posters when a new game came out. I've noticed a couple, but it's still mostly just us boring core posters. I wonder how many people even post regularly here these days, maybe 30?

30's probably low, but I'd say less than 50.

It's like an echo chamber in here sometimes.

[Marc Vaughan]

echo echo echo .....

(sorry couldn't resist ;) )

[stevew]

Started reading through again...curious about JW...he last visted 10-30-13. Wonder what he was looking for?

strange

[NobodyHere]

Even stranger to me that he logged in and didn't just lurk as a guest.

[Logan]

I still think jb was a masterful troll job by someone here.

[Izulde]

I still think jb was a masterful troll job by someone here.

Then he would have had to have been a masterful troll job on every single sports text sim message board ever because he was on at least OOTP and Wolverine that I know of, with the same persona/mentality/dialect.

[Fidatelo]

Then he would have had to have been a masterful troll job on every single sports text sim message board ever because he was on at least OOTP and Wolverine that I know of, with the same persona/mentality/dialect.

And he'd also need to have the self control and restraint to put the persona aside and both never reveal himself nor resume the gag. That seems like it would be tough.

[Bobble]

don't be an asswhite

looks like he logged in about a week ago

It's "ass-wipe", right? As in, "you are the thing produced by the wiping of an ass." Asswhite? I don't even... If asswhite occurs, you should probably seek medical attention.

[molson]

It's "ass-wipe", right? As in, "you are the thing produced by the wiping of an ass." Asswhite? I don't even... If asswhite occurs, you should probably seek medical attention.

Asswhite was jbmagic's signature catch phrase.

[Alan T]

It's "ass-wipe", right? As in, "you are the thing produced by the wiping of an ass." Asswhite? I don't even... If asswhite occurs, you should probably seek medical attention.


Old Jbmagic reference where he called people that:
Front Office Football Central - View Single Post - Joe Buck new Host for FOX NFL Sunday (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1221470&postcount=14)



Anyhows, re-reading through this thread was kind of weird due to all of the old fofc couples broken up....

Saldana and Lathum aren't together anymore right?

[Logan]

Rookie.

[Logan]

If I remember correctly, I was the original recipient of "please stop causing problems" from him.

[DaddyTorgo]

Old Jbmagic reference where he called people that:
Front Office Football Central - View Single Post - Joe Buck new Host for FOX NFL Sunday (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1221470&postcount=14)



Anyhows, re-reading through this thread was kind of weird due to all of the old fofc couples broken up....

Saldana and Lathum aren't together anymore right?

Well played!

[Ronnie Dobbs3]

If I remember correctly, I was the original recipient of "please stop causing problems" from him.

Most definitely true.

[Logan]

Most definitely true.

I gotta tell my wife that story at some point. Would be great for my tombstone to one day read "Husband. Father. Grandfather. Brother. Son. Caused Problems."

[cartman]

I gotta tell my wife that story at some point. Would be great for my tombstone to one day read "Husband. Father. Grandfather. Brother. Son. Caused Problems. Asswhite."

Fixed :D

[DaddyTorgo]

If Logan went for a run it would be Logan's Run.

//just sayin

[Desnudo]

Dola, I was also struck at the realization of how many folks don't post here anymore.

Times change.

All the entertaining sources for these types of posts were banned which probably had a cascade effect. +people get old.

[Toddzilla]

We miss you, JimmyWint, please come back

[cartman]

Uh oh...

Owner of cheaters site Ashley Madison hacked (http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/07/20/owner-cheaters-site-ashley-madison-hacked/30407387/)

[path12]

I immediately thought of this thread when I saw that.

[Dodgerchick]

Hah, me too lol

Great minds ;-)

[Fidatelo]

I bet JimmyW isn't the only person on this forum pooping his pants right now.

[MrBug708]

I bet JimmyW isn't the only person on this forum pooping his pants right now.

I think Hell Atlantic already did that.

Literally

[Shkspr]

Every time this thread gets bumped, I think of JimmyWint, but in my mind I conflate him with Jimmy Wynn, and I imagine that his wife stabbed him with a steak knife when she found the bank statement.

That spells closure for me.

[cartman]

Every time this thread gets bumped, I think of JimmyWint, but in my mind I conflate him with Jimmy Wynn, and I imagine that his wife stabbed him with a steak knife when she found the bank statement.

That spells closure for me.

The ol' Toy Cannon

[Shkspr]

The ol' Toy Cannon

Ended his career in Wisconsin, as well.

[albionmoonlight]

Seeing this thread bumped is always like a tiny little Christmas morning.

[JimmyWint]

Damn Hackers

[Logan]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ce/9c/94/ce9c949d6c73dbfb889f6036bac022dd.gif

[Groundhog]

Dude I work with just discovered a fraudulent charge made against his corporate card - $24. He phoned up the bank and the charge was made against a vendor who a google search revealed was a pseudonym for Ashley & Madison. This might have been suspicious if not for the fact that he is also very, very gay.

To top it off, the bank told him that they'd stopped a second charge that was attempted - for $11,000 - to a cupcake company based in the US, of all things.

[molson]

So - it's apparently out there now. 9.7 gigabites of account details, log-ins, credit card numbers, profile descriptions. I'd be tempted to look through it for people I know, but, that would make feel dirty, and I'm not tech-savy enough to get maneuver the dark web.

http://www.wired.com/2015/08/happened-hackers-posted-stolen-ashley-madison-data/?mbid=social_fb

That's a potential gold-mine for identity thieves and blackmailers

[stevew]

Someone I know found her mom on Ashley Madison. I think she kinda knew her mom was like that, but wow.

[Shoveler]

John Oliver covered the ashley madison hack (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzeWC3bdryo).

[Galaxy]

Epilogue...never give out personal information...

Ashley Madison is brilliant at getting free publicity for something they will never actually spend the money doing.

Sounds like Trump.


It's like looking into the future.


I can't believe this thread will be a decade old next year.


A second, and bigger round, of data dump yesterday by the hackers. 15,000 .gov email addresses?!?

[NobodyHere]

It's like looking into the future.


I can't believe this thread will be a decade old next year.


A second, and bigger round, of data dump yesterday by the hackers. 15,000 .gov email addresses?!?

Well that does include .mil addresses. I'm actually surprised it's not a lot higher.

[lighthousekeeper]

the numbers are staggering. according to this Data Viz: Ashley Madison Users by ZIP Code | InterWorks, Inc. (https://www.interworks.com/blog/zgorman/2015/08/20/data-viz-ashley-madison-users-zip-code) 1 out of every 200 people in my zip code had accounts. there are probably 5+ JimmyWints on this board alone.

[Logan]

It's like looking into the future.


I can't believe this thread will be a decade old next year.


A second, and bigger round, of data dump yesterday by the hackers. 15,000 .gov email addresses?!?

I read that "Obama" had something like 10 accounts.

The issue with these dumps is that apparently Ashley Madison didn't verify/authenticate emails at sign up.

[molson]

Also, it's unclear to me whether email addresses are all actual accounts, or whether Ashley Madison simply owned some of the addresses for spam purposes.

I've never been to AshleyMadison, but I do get a fair number of emails from them on my old 15-year old personal email address that gets spammed to oblivion, so my address is probably in there somewhere.

[jeff061]

Yeah, you can't trust the email addresses. Credit card records and associated street addresses are something else though.

[miami_fan]

Yeah, you can't trust the email addresses. Credit card records and associated street addresses are something else though.

I am pretty sure anyone who sees their spouse's email address on that list will definitely be trusting it.

It says something that I saw a report about a couple being murdered last night and my first thought was wondering if the motive was Ashley Madison related.

[PilotMan]

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site (http://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944)

This is a fantastic read on the data of what was dumped.

From the article:
About two-thirds of the men, or 20.2 million of them, had checked the messages in their accounts at least once. But only 1,492 women had ever checked their messages. It was a serious anomaly.

The writer concludes:

They were not created by women wanting to hook up with married men. They were static profiles full of dead data, whose sole purpose was to make men think that millions of women were active on Ashley Madison.

When you look at the evidence, it’s hard to deny that the overwhelming majority of men using Ashley Madison weren’t having affairs. They were paying for a fantasy.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I agree. It's an excellent analysis of the data.

There's no way Ashley Madison can survive this, right? Between the data breach and this kind of information, are people still going to pay for subscriptions to this site?

[PilotMan]

I'm not sure they will survive the lawsuits pertaining to the deleted data. It's clear that they violated their own terms, after they collected money to delete data.

I think there will always be something that will fill the void of what men seek.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I think there will always be something that will fill the void of what men seek.

Pretty much what I was going to say I think.

If not AM then something similar will simply replace it.

[miami_fan]

Pretty much what I was going to say I think.

If not AM then something similar will simply replace it.

Back to the bars of the Hyatt, Ritz-Carlton, like the previous generations!:D

[Galaxy]

Is there deception on the part of AM for what essentially was a horny sausage fest?

[stevew]

Husband Found On Ashley Madison Adultery Site Says: It Wasn't Me : All Tech Considered : NPR (http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2015/08/26/434924212/husband-found-on-adultery-site-says-it-wasn-t-me)


You guys buy this story? I think he's trying a next level long con that does not stand up to scrutiny.

[tarcone]

Let me get this straight. AM took money from men and had "fake" women accounts? So, no one ever got laid?

[heybrad]

Husband Found On Ashley Madison Adultery Site Says: It Wasn't Me : All Tech Considered : NPR (http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2015/08/26/434924212/husband-found-on-adultery-site-says-it-wasn-t-me)


You guys buy this story? I think he's trying a next level long con that does not stand up to scrutiny.
I don't buy this guys story for a second and if he did go to all the trouble to change his account around and go on the offensive showing his wife it wasn't him... I'm a bit speechless. That's kinda diabolical. I would imagine when you sign up for Ashley Madison, they're sending you emails to get you back on the site. This guy would have been getting AM emails all along.

[stevew]

I don't know how the original user would have posted account details and such without first having a email confirmation. It really feels like he's trying to get out in front of the story. And his wife is a dope. Not Anna Duggar level, but still a dope.

[nol]

It's fun seeing the battle between "nobody would be stupid enough to sign up using their own e-mail address" and "the people stupid enough to do this would also be stupid enough to use their own e-mail address" play out like this.

[Radii]

Can confirm that its pretty easy if you have an e-mail address that gets mistakenly used by many other people (for example a common first initial + last name) to see an Ashley Madison account created for your e-mail in like 2010, laugh about that, send it to spam and forget about it until Ashley Madison gets hacked and then remember "oh, shit, my e-mail got used for that way back when didn't it?"


But, I would say that if I was married or in a relationship when that happened to me I would not have just laughed it off. Would have done something about that the second I saw the registration e-mail.

[miked]

I actually know that dude, and I believe him. Right now, I have over 200 messages in my hotmail junk folder that I will not go through. Also, I usually use that email to sign up for things, so it's not out of the realm that I will get 40-50 regular messages per day (maybe 1 from my dad who forgets I use gmail) and I just highlight all and delete after a quick scan. Since emails have been sold and things like that, I also will see pr0n type emails even though I've never had an account at those places (meet hot girls in your area, make your peni bigger, etc). So if somebody like Dutch with a similar name used my email, it would be possible I had absolutely no idea.

[Fidatelo]

Yeah I get signed up for things by other people a lot with my email address. Mostly legit stuff like Hotel loyalty programs or even someone's Scarborough Hockey Association registration, but a couple times it's been pr0n or whatever. It's really annoying, but after trying unsuccessfully to unsubscribe to some of the things I've just given up. I'll mark the first couple emails as spam (if they don't just start that way) and then Gmail takes care of the rest. I almost never review my spam folder, maybe like once every 6 months I'll scan it for a lark.

[Kodos]

I have a dedicated spam email account. Whenever I have to sign up for anything, I use that account. Then I have any mail not sent from someone in my address book delivered to the junk mail. Every now and then, I look through it and delete the crap.

Meanwhile, my real account remains pristine.

[PilotMan]

I kind of wish I had done that, because I've had the same email for everything, for like 16 years, and it's as dirty a sex show in the red light. It would be such a pain to move it now.

[PilotMan]

How Ashley Madison Hid Its Fembot Con From Users and Investigators (http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265)

Some more good data analysis from the data leak.

To the Ashley Madison “guest,” or non-paying member, it would appear that he was being personally contacted by eager women. But if he wanted to read or respond to them, he would have to shell out for a package of Ashley Madison credits, which range in price from $60 to $290. Each subsequent message and chat cost the man credits. As documents from company e-mails now reveal, 80 percent of first purchases on Ashley Madison were a result of a man trying to contact a bot, or reading a message from one.

[nfg22]

How Ashley Madison Hid Its Fembot Con From Users and Investigators (http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265)

Some more good data analysis from the data leak.

Which would corroborate with Jimmy saying he paid then the woman stopped talking to him. Interesting.

[Izulde]

The old classics, they are immortal. Since it was referenced in mistress parody thread, I had to re-read it.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I agree. It's an excellent analysis of the data.

There's no way Ashley Madison can survive this, right? Between the data breach and this kind of information, are people still going to pay for subscriptions to this site?

But survive they have, apparently.

Now with 60 million users, a figure that's apparently (allegedly) been verified by an Ernst & Young audit (the same firm that verified the end of the bot program after its discovery)

They paid out $11.2 million to settle the class-action suit filed after the 2015 scandal, and the founding CEO resigned.