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SirFozzie
07-10-2006, 11:06 AM
A company has comeout with a product they call Teddy Babes.

hxxp://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html

Guh. What more can I say. People scare me with things like this
Warhammer
07-10-2006, 11:25 AM
These are freaky! I mean why not go all the way to something you blow up?
saldana
07-10-2006, 11:50 AM
These are freaky! I mean why not go all the way to something you blow up?


didnt you read the features page....the plush body is much more realistic and comfortable.
SirFozzie
07-10-2006, 11:52 AM
didnt you read the features page....the plush body is much more realistic and comfortable.

And now I want to scrub my brain with bleach.
SackAttack
07-10-2006, 12:44 PM
Foz, if you're asking for a Christmas present, you need to be a little more obvious. :D
Toddzilla
07-10-2006, 12:47 PM
:eek: ZOMG :eek:

You know, if they could cross-market with Fleshlight, they may have something....
SirFozzie
07-10-2006, 12:56 PM
Foz, if you're asking for a Christmas present, you need to be a little more obvious. :D


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You do know what's coming right?

I KEEL YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SackAttack
07-10-2006, 01:10 PM
I'm sorry, you need to speak up. What was that you said? You wanted two of them for a menage à trois?
Runtheball
07-10-2006, 01:17 PM
"A Teddy Babe's smaller size and light weight also aids in its storage, making it ease to conceal on a closet shelf on under a bed, etc. It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase."

This had me rolling! Imagine being asked to open your suitcase for airport security inspection, and have this thing pop out and return to its original shape.
Schmidty
07-10-2006, 01:28 PM
I'd hate to see what the poor souls who are forced to have "sex" with this kind of stuff look like. I mean, even if ugly people put a little effort into it, anyone can find a willing sex partner.
SirFozzie
07-10-2006, 02:09 PM
I'm sorry, you need to speak up. What was that you said? You wanted two of them for a menage à trois?


I know where you live.. don't forget.
Desmond
07-10-2006, 02:14 PM
The pictures of the pull out vagina have me all worked up.
SackAttack
07-10-2006, 03:43 PM
I know where you live.. don't forget.

No, you don't. :)

The address on the packages I send you guys is where I get my mail, not where I hang my hat. :)
saldana
07-10-2006, 04:56 PM
"A Teddy Babe's smaller size and light weight also aids in its storage, making it ease to conceal on a closet shelf on under a bed, etc. It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase."

This had me rolling! Imagine being asked to open your suitcase for airport security inspection, and have this thing pop out and return to its original shape.

LMAO

i missed that part...i think it was because i was crying so hard at the starburst at the bottom that says

"once you go plush, you never go back!"