Eating Corn

[rkmsuf]

What's the point really? I goes in and then comes out virtually intact.

Seems like I'm getting duped by the whole process.

[gottimd]

So are you suggesting everyone just throw their corn in the toilet and save themselves the time? Is this a Corn Crusade you are on?

[rkmsuf]

So are you suggesting everyone just throw their corn in the toilet and save themselves the time? Is this a Corn Crusade you are on?

Yes, that is what I'm suggesting. Corn is the biggest scam since one hour martinizing.

[QuikSand]

ping: Indiglo (a.k.a. wignifty)

[gottimd]

I will join your crusade if you throw in that the Flo-bee is the tool of the devil and and maybe the creation of Drivers Ed classes for werewolves?

[rkmsuf]

I will join your crusade if you throw in that the Flo-bee is the tool of the devil and and maybe the creation of Drivers Ed classes for werewolves?

I tried drivers ed for werewolves. Strangely all the instructors became werewolves and we were back to square one.

[Raiders Army]

Boooooo corn!

Hoooooray beer!

[Ben E Lou]

I don't eat corn.

[gottimd]

I don't eat corn.

it eats you?

[flere-imsaho]

it eats you?

In Soviet Russia? Sure.

[gottimd]

In Soviet Russia? Sure.

Not according to this guy
http://www.bransonsavings.com/images/shows/Yakov.jpg

[Ben E Lou]

it eats you?n00b

[WSUCougar]

I don't eat corn.
As a general rule, a strict religious vow, or what?

[st.cronin]

This thread brings me back to SUN PRAIRIE. Beautiful corn-fed dames, spreading butter on freshly harvested sweet corn ...

[QuikSand]

As a general rule, a strict religious vow, or what?

n00b

[WSUCougar]

What, he calls it maize?

[gottimd]

What, he calls it maize?

I dunno either. Must be some sort of F'n elitists inside joke.

[Critch]

I read this thing once about this guy who got a septic wee-wee after getting some corn stuck under his foreskin. Apparently he'd been giving a known corn-eater one up the tradesman's entrance and the corn got stuck.

What's up with that?!!?!

[MIJB#19]

ping: Indiglo (a.k.a. wignifty)
I thought it was Wignasty who started a similar thread about 5 years ago.

Is this the anniversary thread?

[QuikSand]

I'm quite certain it was wignifty, using an alias (since he was banned) of indiglo.

[Toddzilla]

Wigcorny?

[panerd]

I dunno either. Must be some sort of F'n elitists inside joke.

Maybe eating the corn is a euphemism for being gay like packing the fudge? I don't really have any idea either.

[saldana]

this thread is just begging to be parodied

[Swaggs]

I thought this thread sounded familiar...

[rkmsuf]

I thought this thread sounded familiar...

well i've shit corn twice. don't give me a hard time.

[Riggins44]

What's the point really? I goes in and then comes out virtually intact.

Seems like I'm getting duped by the whole process.

It is in fact pointless. There's actually a very brilliant conspiracy behind the whole thing.

If one group is effectively in control of national corn production and multinational corporations; promotes corn through control of media, foundation grants, and education; and controls and guides the issues of the day; then they control most options available. The Council on Corn Relations (CCR), and the financial powers behind it, have done all these things, and promote the "New Corn Order", as they have for over seventy years.

[Toddzilla]

Poop Thread!

[A-Husker-4-Life]

I'm from Nebraska so corn is all we got...

[Bonegavel]

It's a good way to get butter into your mouth without simply eating the stick.

[Bonegavel]

dola,

also, what else would we do with those little corn-shaped 2 metal prong dealies that everybody has?

[rkmsuf]

dola,

also, what else would we do with those little corn-shaped 2 metal prong dealies that everybody has?

wear them as jewelry?

[Desnudo]

Not eating corn is unamerican. I would suggest moving to Russia where you can enjoy the many beet-based recipes.

[gottimd]

Why cant he just enjoy beet based recipes here?

[Desnudo]

Because this is America, we eat corn here. If you want to eat beets, move to Russia.

[rkmsuf]

You ever shit a beet? Not pleasant my friend.

[Desnudo]

I don't eat beets, I eat corn.

[rkmsuf]

I don't eat beets, I eat corn.

corn is for suckers

[Desnudo]

misspell suckers the first time?

[rkmsuf]

misspell suckers the first time?

I was thrown off by "is".

[Toddzilla]

You ever shit a beet? Not pleasant my friend.
Not according to this guy
http://www.bransonsavings.com/images/shows/Yakov.jpg
.

[gottimd]

Because this is America, we eat corn here. If you want to eat beets, move to Russia.

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

[rkmsuf]

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

I'm not eating beets people.

Go beet Off In The Woods.

[gottimd]

There is a beeting off contest in the woods?:confused: :eek:

[Desnudo]

Is Russia a big beet eating country? Can't he go to Laos and eat beets?

Unfortunately Laos did fall under the communist sphere of influence, so he could eat beets there.

[jbmagic]

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. :)