another one bites the dust: the Lathum edition

[saldana]

as some people around here know, Lathum and I have been best friends IRL for over 10 years now (i felt bad for him), so I wanted to be the first person to extend my congratulations (sympathies) to him and his girlfriend, who as of Saturday night was lucky (foolish) enough to say "yes", and became the FUTURE MRS. LATHUM!!!(you poor, silly girl)

So Congratulations to K & B(dumb bastard)!!!! We is gonna tear it up at the Bachelor Party, baby!!! (strippers)

the next question is: which embarassing stories should i tell during the toast?

[Lathum]

thanks, i guess...

[duckman]

You poor stupid bastard! :D

[cartman]

I'll crack open a Miller Lite in your honor.

:D

[saldana]

I'll crack open a Miller Lite in your honor.

:D


i actually did that. (actually i only drank it because it was the only beer available at the guys house i was at...but i told Lathum i did it for him)

[ice4277]

the next question is: which embarassing stories should i tell during the toast?

all of them

[SirFozzie]

Who's Lathum.. are we talking about berniebugman? :D

[cartman]

i actually did that. (actually i only drank it because it was the only beer available at the guys house i was at...but i told Lathum i did it for him)

I didn't say I'd drink it, only crack it open.

:D

[Subby]

I just returned a gently-worn parka to Saks in your honor.

[mrsimperless]

Vote Lathum

[Lorena]

Congrats Lathum!!

Made especially for you :D

http://almarks.com/apicaday/Lathum.jpg

[AnalBumCover]

Welcome to the exclusive club of the almost-married.

[Draft Dodger]

I just returned a gently-worn parka to Saks in your honor.

:D

congrats!

[Lathum]

Congrats Lathum!!

Made especially for you :D

http://almarks.com/apicaday/Lathum.jpg
thats some funny shit

[JeeberD]

Welcome to the exclusive club of the almost-married.

Indeed! My time in the club is almost done, so the fresh blood is welcome.

Congrats, bud!

[Pumpy Tudors]

as some people around here know, Lathum and I have been best friends IRL for over 10 years now (i felt bad for him), so I wanted to be the first person to extend my congratulations (sympathies) to him and his girlfriend, who as of Saturday night was lucky (foolish) enough to say "yes", and became the FUTURE MRS. LATHUM!!!(you poor, silly girl)
Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

[Lathum]

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.


:eek:

[JeeberD]

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

I was going to be his girlfriend, but the sexy bastard rejected me... :(

[saldana]

I was going to be his girlfriend, but the sexy bastard rejected me... :(

*vomits violently*

[saldana]

Wait, I thought YOU were his girlfriend.

no, but thanks for reminding me of a great story to add to the toast :D

[Pumpy Tudors]

Perhaps I just keep getting (mock) confused because saldana and Lathum often talk about each other, and "saldana" ends with an "A". My two years of Spanish aside, I tend to think of names that end with "A" as female because my family and extended family includes females with the names of Angela, Brenda, Linda, Anastasia, Selena, Johanna, Velda, Teresa, Paulinda, Rosita, Theresa, and Dorothy.

So I keep thinking that saldana's real name is Dorothy.

[bulletsponge]

saldana's a chick? eeerrrmm a lady i mean?

[Antmeister]

Congrats Lathum and no, saldana is not a chick. Unless she is faking that she is a guy.

[pennywisesb]

gratz Lathum.

[saldana]

Congrats Lathum and no, saldana is not a chick. Unless she is faking that she is a guy.


how the F*#@ did this theory even come up!!!!

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[TargetPractice6]

she is faking that she is a guy.Uh oh. Maybe we are getting played again like with Passacaglia and lurker.

[saldana]

Uh oh. Maybe we are getting played again like with Passacaglia and lurker.
I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!

[terpkristin]

just wanted to offer my congrats to lathum. :)

as for toasts, saldana, sorry, i can't help you, i'm working on the toast i have to give for my best friend's wedding (late march).

/tk

[saldana]

as for toasts, saldana, sorry, i can't help you,
/tk

thanks for nothing....jerk :p

[Captain2711]

I'm pretty sure Saldana is a man (although I have no pix to prove it), but he does have nice breasts. Knowing both he and Lathum well, a sexual encounter might have occured at one time. Monmouth University can be a lonely place.

Congrats again, Lathum.

[saldana]

I'm pretty sure Saldana is a man (although I have no pix to prove it), but he does have nice breasts. Knowing both he and Lathum well, a sexual encounter might have occured at one time. Monmouth University can be a lonely place.

Congrats again, Lathum.


bite me

[Lorena]

(although I have no pix to prove it),

http://richandcindy.com/southpark.jpg

.

[saldana]

thanks dc

[TargetPractice6]

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!I don't know... the large red letters almost make it convincing.

[hoopsguy]

I AM NOT A CHICK!!!!!!!


Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[saldana]

you guys all suck...this thread was supposed to be dedicated to making fun of Lathum, not me.

[Lorena]

thanks dc

I'm here to help :D

Saldana is a last name isn't it?

[saldana]

I'm here to help :D

Saldana is a last name isn't it?


in the fictional world that i stole it from, yes, it was a last name

[Pumpy Tudors]

you guys all suck...this thread was supposed to be dedicated to making fun of Lathum, not me.
Glad to help.