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Ksyrup
08-23-2006, 03:45 PM
I'm thinking the embarrassment would be a better outcome than an arrest, but that's just me...



Aug 23, 4:12 PM EDT

No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really

CHICAGO (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
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He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

Klinglerware
08-23-2006, 03:46 PM
Couldn't he just claim that it was a bong?

Oh wait, that's pretty bad too. But maybe it would result in less jail time...

Kodos
08-23-2006, 03:47 PM
I wonder if he can bring it to prison? Or would it just start the whole vicious cycle all over again? :eek:

st.cronin
08-24-2006, 09:07 AM
I had no idea penis pumps were so easily confused with grenades.

stevew
08-24-2006, 09:10 AM
That's pretty stupid for an islamic/arabic guy to lie about having a bomb. Good way to earn a free ass whoopin'.

rkmsuf
08-24-2006, 09:11 AM
It's not mine. That sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

Maple Leafs
08-24-2006, 09:16 AM
That's pretty stupid for an islamic/arabic guy to lie about having a bomb. Good way to earn a free ass whoopin'.
Stupid and hung like a field mouse. Sounds like a real catch.

WSUCougar
08-24-2006, 09:32 AM
Stupid and hung like a field mouse. Sounds like a real catch.
LOL

kcchief19
08-24-2006, 10:20 AM
Stupid and hung like a field mouse. Sounds like a real catch.
Why do you think he's having to go to Turkey for sex?