Life Lessons

[Riggins44]

I will no longer plunge the toilet with my mouth open. Damn.

[sterlingice]

You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth ;)

SI

[bulletsponge]

lol!

You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth

hehe he wanted better "suction"

[Raiders Army]

The cringe factor of the first post is noteworthy.

[st.cronin]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about this. Thanks.

[Riggins44]

Everything was down... it appeared to be a clean splash. Granted the plunger itself has seen better days.

[Riggins44]

You should probably use the plunger for that instead of your mouth ;)

SI

Classic. :D

[Lathum]

POTTYMOUTH!!!

[Lorena]

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

[BrianD]

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

I think they are both far enough on the bad-scale that better/worse doesn't matter. Both are worthy of a big giant Ick.

[Lorena]

I think they are both far enough on the bad-scale that better/worse doesn't matter. Both are worthy of a big giant Ick.

Yeah, they both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

[sterlingice]

I don't know what's worse:

Opening your mouth while plunging the toilet,
or brushing your teeth after your toothbrush falls into the toilet.

Eww..

Well, you can always throw away that toothbrush and get a new one...

SI

[Raven Hawk]

Oh my, this was a good thread to read on a Monday morning. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, Riggs, but that's pretty damn funny.

[Desnudo]

That is about as disgusting as you can get with a one sentence story.

[Cringer]

Good lesson.

Going back to the junior high years....

I will never stick my face over a pile of dog crap with a firecracker stuck into it to see if the firecracker is a dud, again.

[Riggins44]

Good lesson.

Going back to the junior high years....

I will never stick my face over a pile of dog crap with a firecracker stuck into it to see if the firecracker is a dud, again.

Since we're on the poop stories here....

I was about 8 or 9 and I was at the babysitters house. Me and the son of the babysitter saw that the dog (which was always outside) had broke in and took a crap in the hallway. This wasn't your classic dry, 3 day old turd... this was a mountain of moistness. Anyhoo, we thought it would be funny if we called his little brother out from his room to see if he'd notice it in the hall. So we yell his name and he comes running out full speed down the hall and steps in it. Ah, it was pretty dang gross. I think the poor kid must have left a 3 foot long skidmark on the carpet. He began to instantly cry.

I don't recall the clean-up.

[Pyser]

i should not have read this right before lunch.