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rkmsuf
08-30-2006, 11:09 AM
Doctured Katie Couric pictures! Run for your lives!
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from TVNewser.com
CBS Whittles Katie Couric's Waist In Doctored Photo
TVNewser | Brian Stelter | Posted Tuesday August 29, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Unbelievable catch by Brian Stelter at TVNewser, courtesy of an eagle-eyed tipster: CBS visibly altered Katie Couric's photo in its "Watch" Magazine, slenderizing her waist, arms and neck. Yowsers! TVNewser id's the first photo as Katie's official CBS photo, taken at the upfronts in May. Let's hear it for transparency and accuracy in the news! Paging Adnan Hajj...
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7400/couricaug29thumbvw6.jpg
Schmidty
08-30-2006, 11:12 AM
She looks better in the real pitcture.
M GO BLUE!!!
08-30-2006, 11:14 AM
They used to do the same thing for Cronkite...
sabotai
08-30-2006, 11:14 AM
She looks better in the real pitcture.
I agree, partially because the photoshopping of her neck is really bad. Look at the chin on the fake one! Damn!
KWhit
08-30-2006, 11:26 AM
She looks better in the real pitcture.
Uh, no.
sachmo71
08-30-2006, 11:31 AM
I want to smash her head with an axe.
Schmidty
08-30-2006, 11:39 AM
Uh, no.
Uh, yeah.
(now it's your turn)
Schmidty
08-30-2006, 11:40 AM
I want to smash her head with an axe.
Dude, if she ever dies from an axe-wound to the head, you are suspect #1.
rkmsuf
08-30-2006, 11:44 AM
I knew Schimdty would be first in when I crafted that title.
Toddzilla
08-30-2006, 12:11 PM
Doesn't it always seem that threads about Katie Couric always contain the phrase "axe-wound" or some derivative?
Pumpy Tudors
08-30-2006, 12:14 PM
Apparently, they also thinned the logo in the background.
Raiders Army
08-30-2006, 01:13 PM
Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?
rkmsuf
08-30-2006, 01:15 PM
Is this one of those optical illusion things where she's the same in both pix but the background is different?
uh, no
Ksyrup
08-30-2006, 01:21 PM
The chin's a dead giveaway. If you just glance at it, though, you probably wouldn't notice.
MIJB#19
08-30-2006, 01:27 PM
Is it one of those Fritz made alter the picture thingies?
Julio Riddols
08-30-2006, 02:20 PM
Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..
Pumpy Tudors
08-30-2006, 02:23 PM
Remember that time she showed the world the inside of her ass? Talk about an axe wound..
Don't remind me. I was heartbroken when I found out that she was showing the whole world. I originally thought that she was doing it only for me. :(
stevew
08-30-2006, 02:41 PM
That's a pretty little colon.
Draft Dodger
08-30-2006, 03:53 PM
you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.
and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)
Pumpy Tudors
08-30-2006, 03:56 PM
you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.
and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)
Maybe you could just link her to Greensburg, Pennsylvania, and I'll take it from there. I only want to hang out with her for a week or two. It'd give you extra quality time with the kids. Trust me, this'll work out great.
Draft Dodger
08-30-2006, 04:16 PM
how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?
Pumpy Tudors
08-30-2006, 04:19 PM
how about if I send the kids to Greensburg, and I get some quality time of my own?
Shit, I knew my plan would backfire.
Draft Dodger
08-30-2006, 04:46 PM
thanks! see you Saturday
bulletsponge
08-30-2006, 04:50 PM
they made her "whiter" also
Honolulu_Blue
08-30-2006, 04:53 PM
they made her "whiter" also
Well, you can't really fault them for that. In the original she's one shade of orange away from looking like these guys:
http://funkdiggityfresh.com/images/postpics/loomp45.jpg
rkmsuf
08-31-2006, 08:18 AM
you have a link to that? I want to send it to my wife.
and no, Pumpy, I'm not just going to give her a link to the FOFC. :)
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/weighing_anchor_nationalnews_don_kaplan.htm
Ksyrup
08-31-2006, 08:26 AM
I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.
rkmsuf
08-31-2006, 08:27 AM
I thought the original request for a link was to Katie's colon. Which is why I have avoided this thread until now.
I take pride in having no such link.
Julio Riddols
08-31-2006, 09:59 AM
Anybody wanna play 6 degrees of katies... nevermind..
The Kevin Bacon version is more SFW.
HomerSimpson
08-31-2006, 11:55 AM
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/weighing_anchor_nationalnews_don_kaplan.htm "The picture was retouched without the knowledge of Ms. Couric or CBS News management," a CBS spokesman said.
So, exactly how high does the Bullshit meter go?
So we are supposed to believe that some schmuck stuck down in the Photo room took it on himself to do this without Ms. Couric or CBS News management permission???
What a load.
rkmsuf
08-31-2006, 12:00 PM
They better not pull this crap with Meredith Vieira.
KWhit
08-31-2006, 02:46 PM
I'm beginning to understand what happened to Star Jones.
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