Casting Call: FOFC

[Raiders Army]

Let's make a fake movie about FOFC. Assuming that we have an unlimited budget, which actors/actresses would we get to play certain people? In this thread, post the name of the FOFC member and the actor who you would hire to play them along with the reason why. I'll start by naming the Directors:

The Farrelly Brothers because only they would be able to handle some of the stuff we talk about.

[Greyroofoo]

I think its a given we should have every girl from our Celebrity Hot Or Not tournament here.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Hell Atlantic can be played by Joe Pesci, the annoying italian small timer from the Lethal Weapon series.

[fantastic flying froggies]

dola
Oh, and Flasch would obviously play himself as a guest star...

[Flasch186]

dola
Oh, and Flasch would obviously play himself as a guest star...


....and gets cut out

[wade moore]

Quiksand played by Big Blue

[kcchief19]

Quiksand played by Big Blue
Lou Ferrigno is playing him in the FOFC poker movie; I believe we cast Ray Romano as Subby.

And I don't care who she plays, Lauren Graham must be in the movie. It's a moral imperative.

[Joe]

Samuel L Jackson is playing Skydog.

"Get these motherfuckin jbmagic posts off this motherfuckin message board!"

[Ben E Lou]

Samuel L Jackson is playing Skydog.

"Get these motherfuckin jbmagic posts off this motherfuckin message board!"I was thinking more along the lines of:

FOFC is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the trolls. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the members through the valley of darkness, for he is truly FOFC's keeper and the finder of IP matches. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my message board. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE H.N.I.C. when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!

Either that or:

YES THEY DESERVE TO BE BANNED AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HAYULL!!!!

ok...ok....

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! I am SICK AND TIRED of these motherfuckin' jbmagic posts on this motherfuckin' message board!!!

or maybe..

SkyDog: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/)I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, SkyDog. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back to the alternate site, chill them niggaz out and wait for the fix which should be coming directly."
GameSpy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/) You ain't got no problem, SkyDog. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back to the alternate site, chill them niggaz out and wait for the upgrade, which should be coming in about five minutes. Sorry, sir.

hmmmm...

I wouldn't go so far as to call a Hell Atlantic a troll, but he's definitely dirty. But, Hell Atlantic's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

[st.cronin]

JimGa will be played by Tom Waits. Bubba will be played by Eminem.

[DeToxRox]

Izule will be played by John Malcovich
jbmagic will be played by Brian Bosworth

[Flasch186]

Duckman will be played by the clown on the motorcycle...... I KID!!

Lighten up Francis :)

[st.cronin]

Izule will be played by John Malcovich
jbmagic will be played by Brian Bosworth

Actually, I think jb should be played by Adam Sandler. Picture it: GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON, YOU BIG BULLY!!!

[sabotai]

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

[cartman]

I should be played by...

Tom Selleck

[Schmidty]

I shall be played by Conan O'Brian.

[wade moore]

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

bravo!

[st.cronin]

I shall be played by Conan O'Brian.

Which Schmidty will he play and who will play the other one?

[jbmagic]

I will play Andy Garcia.

[wade moore]

MrBiggs would be... Sean Penn maybe?

[Schmidty]

Which Schmidty will he play and who will play the other one?

Evil Schmidty.

Good Schmidty shall be played by Pat Sajak.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I will play Andy Garcia.
Say what?

[MJ4H]

awesome

[st.cronin]

After giving the matter some thought, I should be played by whoever played Randall in Clerks.

[LloydLungs]

I guess I'll be the one to state the obvious.

David Allan Greer is Pumpy Tudors.

Oh man... most excellent. I wish this was real.

[RendeR]

DO they have to be alive?

I'd be best protrayed by John Candy.

[Greyroofoo]

I personally think that the plot of this movie should be that Jim is kidnapped by Daivd who is trying to create maximum football 2. And of course the forum members are trying to rescue him

[st.cronin]

DO they have to be alive?

I'd be best protrayed by John Candy.

I think you're more Chris Farley. I'm trying to think of who could capture rkmsuf, and I'm pretty stumped.

[Fonzie]

I shall be played by Henry Winkler.

[Eaglesfan27]

Ayyyy!

[WVUFAN]

I should be portrayed by Richard Karn.

[Anthony]

Andrew Dice Clay

[SirFozzie]

I dread who you guys stick me with..

[wade moore]

I think you're more Chris Farley. I'm trying to think of who could capture rkmsuf, and I'm pretty stumped.

Andy Dick.

[Schmidty]

I dread who you guys stick me with..

You shall be played by the Stanford Tree.

[SirFozzie]

har har har.

[Tigercat]

Seems like Andy Dick should play a special appearence, in costume, as "the trout." The collossal squid should be played by Mark Mangino in a grey shirt.

[Schmidty]

har har har.

Hey now, the tree thing never gets old.

[SirFozzie]

That's a matter of opinion :P

[sterlingice]

I like the contrast of who people think should play them and who others think should play them.

SI

[Pumpy Tudors]

Andrew Dice Clay
You wish.