Who are your least favorite players on your favorite NFL Team

[stevew]

Eh, not really a parody thread I guess.

Steelers
Sean Morey-All he can do is play special teams, and he's not really all that great at them. He just takes up a roster spot while he whiffs at the return man.

Lee Mays- Keeps coming back every year like he has naked pictures of Cowher's mom or something. Not going to cut it as an NFL receiver, at this point he needs to find a new line of work.

Kordell Stewart- Guy was always great about fucking up when the game mattered.

Kris Brown-I think it's how you spell this little fuck's name. Nice blocked field goal in '01 AFC Championship, jackass.

Ricardo Coclough- Pretty much a wasted pick at this point, horrible as a punt returner, yet he's always back there.

Neil O'Donnell- FU

[condors]

Eagles

Dahanni(sp) Jones - man plays air guitar after almost every tackle, tackling a gun after he gains 2 yards on a 3rd and 1 is no cause to celebrate.

L.J. Smith-i don't really hate him but he seems to drop catchable balls or fumble the football, guy has talent but drives me nuts.

[gkb]

Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

Gerald Willhite (sp?) - Limped off the field every time after he was tackled

Brian Griese - Actually had sports talk show hosts here in Denver comparing him favorably with Elway. Got drunk and tripped over his dog. Found ways to lose games.

Jake Plummer - Guy makes bad decisions on and off the field. Road rage incident and a left handed interception thrown from his own end zone.

[Lorena]

First name that popped in my head

Chargers:

Ryan Leaf

It seemed like an eternity before we recovered from that ridiculous trade. Just thinking about it makes my stomach knot up again.

[Honolulu_Blue]

First name that popped in my head

Chargers:

Ryan Leaf

It seemed like an eternity before we recovered from that ridiculous trade. Just thinking about it makes my stomach knot up again.

You think 1998-2005 (what's that, 8 years?) is an eternity? Lions fans can do 8 years standing on their heads. That's a flash in the pan.

[scooper]

Chris Henry.

[spleen1015]

Mark friggin' Brunell

[Butter]

Bengals:

Every top 5 draft pick we had in the 90's (Klingler, Ki-Jana, Wilkinson, Akili)

Lewis Billups - Flat dropped an INT that would've sealed Super Bowl XXIII

Kelley Washington - You're not even that good, tone it down a few dozen notches.

Marco Battaglia - Never has so little come from someone so big. Worst pro TE ever.

[scooper]

Bengals:

Every top 5 draft pick we had in the 90's (Klingler, Ki-Jana, Wilkinson, Akili)

Lewis Billups - Flat dropped an INT that would've sealed Super Bowl XXIII

Kelley Washington - You're not even that good, tone it down a few dozen notches.

Marco Battaglia - Never has so little come from someone so big. Worst pro TE ever.

If talking all time, we would need our own forum to list them. But Carl Pickens has to top the list.

[stevew]

Man, Blake to Pickens was always a sweet hookup when they got the timing of the bomb down. Although it seemed like all Blake could do was throw the bomb.

[Kodos]

Daunte Culpepper
Cecil "The Diesel"

[Butter]

If talking all time, we would need our own forum to list them. But Carl Pickens has to top the list.

I thought about Pickens, but he didn't bother me that much.

[RedKingGold]

49er's

RB Ricky (Running Mouth) Watters
DE Charles Haley

I'm also not the biggest fan of Jerry Rice. While I admire his talent and am damn glad to have had him, he is a little tainted in my eyes because he was of the players on the team (along with Haley) to blatantly critize QB Steve Young when he was taking over, both in the locker room and to the press.

[RedKingGold]

dola

Can't forget Lawrence Phillips. That douchebag's missed blitz pickup on Monday NIght Football led to the end of Young's career (although it was probably coming anyway.)

and Jeff Drunkenmiller

[duckman]

Terrell Owens
Deion Sanders

[VPI97]

and Jeff Drunkenmiller

Jim Druckenmiller...and yeah, the guy was a tool when he was at VT.

[rowech]

Bengals:

I'll say it....Chad Johnson....I just worry he's TO waiting.

[Noble_Platypus]

Dominic Rhodes
used to be Troy Walters when that POS was on the Colts

[panerd]

Chad Johnson: When I am around my friends I act like I enjoy his antics, but I really think he is a grade A punk. Don't get me wrong he is very talented and I want to see him have good games, but I would much rather he catch an 80 yard pass and get tackled on the one and then have Rudy run it in and hand the ball to the ref then see what other stupid shit he can come up with. I always hear how different he is than T.O. and Keyshawn but I am not sure that will be true in 5 years.

Kelly Washington: Echo the above without the "very talented" part.

I actually enjoyed Carl Pickens and Corey Dillon but maybe it was because they were the only things we used to have going for us and I couldn't hate our only talent.

Baseball:
Tony LaRussa: Great players, great fans, lousy manager.

[k0ruptr]

Deshaun Foster - injury prone, fumble prone, overrated biatch.
all of our current TE's - its gotta be the worst group of TE's in the league

baseball - brian anderson what a scrub

[Vegas Vic]

Jim Druckenmiller...and yeah, the guy was a tool when he was at VT.

Yeah, but Bill Walsh proclaimed him to be the next Joe Montana before his rookie season. Come to think of it, I think Walsh also said that about Rick Mirer.

[ISiddiqui]

I thought Walsh only said that about Jake Plummer?

edit: And was pissed the 9ers passed on him for, was it Drunkenmiller?

[Doug5984]

Saints:

Aaron Brooks

Coach: Jim Haslett.

[Izulde]

Dolphins:
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy fucking fat ass rat fucker wrinkly dicked punk ass bitch whorebag cuntrag cankersore slut Johnson

Ahem. Now the players.

Ricky Williams
A.J. Feeley
Jay Fiedler
Sammy Smith
Junior Seau

[bulletsponge]

as a Vikings fan i will say Dante "overpaid and overrated" Culpepper...... ohh wait :D

sorry Izulde

[Coffee Warlord]

Dave Wannestadt
Dick Jauron
John Shoop
The McCaskeys

...oh, you wanted players? Easy.

Cade McNown
Rashaan Salaam
Curtis Penis
Dez White

And from this year's team...Cedric Benson.

[sabotai]

New York Football Giants

Jay Feely - Please find a new kicker!!! This guy sucks.

William Joseph - Don't hate him, but it's time for him to develope into a player worthy of being a 1st round pick. This is his 4th year, and it's time for him to perform.

[Passacaglia]

Lions -- Charles Rogers. Should have known, drafting a Spartan that high.

Bears -- Gotta say Cedric Benson. Although, some of it's not totally his fault -- things might have been better for him if he were drafted somewhere else. The Bears didn't need him.

[Maple Leafs]

49ers:
Kevan Barlow. What a winey sack of crap.

Antonio Bryant isn't quite there yet, but that act last week was pretty pathetic.

Oddly, I never really minded Terrell Owens when he was a 49ers.

[TroyF]

Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

Gerald Willhite (sp?) - Limped off the field every time after he was tackled

Brian Griese - Actually had sports talk show hosts here in Denver comparing him favorably with Elway. Got drunk and tripped over his dog. Found ways to lose games.

Jake Plummer - Guy makes bad decisions on and off the field. Road rage incident and a left handed interception thrown from his own end zone.


This is a pretty good list for the Broncos IMHO. Mine would be pretty similar. Take out Willhite (anyone who tripped over the chalk as much as he did was at least good for some serious humor. Take out Greise. (I think he got a bad rap in Denver. For every talk show host who compared him to Elway, twenty bashed him from the start. He was in a no win)

I'll add Gerald Perry who was always god for 3 false starts a game when he wasn't beating up hookers.

[Abe Sargent]

R. Jay Soward

[Schmidty]

Lions -- Charles Rogers. Should have known, drafting a Spartan that high.

Fuck off.


Anyway, as of now, I would have to say that I wish Dre' Bly and Roy Williams much ill-will. I would add Mike Williams, but he's such a non-factor that disliking him would be an upgrade.

[Schmidty]

Fuck off.

By the way, I didn't mean that in a "Fuck off and die" way. Just a "Fuck off and stop being a giant dildo Wolverine fan" way.

That is all.

[General Mike]

William Joseph
Luke Petitgout

[Abe Sargent]

Bad year to be a WVU fan with several ex-WVU players making asses of themselves - Jerry Porter, PacMan Jones and Chris Henry. Damn.

[mtolson]

Andre Ware .... Threw for a zillion yards in college and couldn't hit the side of a barn in the pros.


David Klinger .... See Andre Ware

[Radii]

Panthers:

Kerry Collins
Timmay Biakabatuka(sp)
Dan Morgan - I want to like him but he can't go 5 minutes on the field without an injury. I've completely given up on him.

[k0ruptr]

NOOOO how can u hate tim biakabutuka??? i loved that guy, even tho he was injured for us 96% of his career, the other 4% was fantastic!!

[revrew]

Ashley Lelie - wants to be the #1 receiver without earning it; gets traded to Atlanta to be the ... #3 receiver

Bill Romanowski - steroid using, face spitting, rascist

Eddie Kennison - quits the Broncos, goes to the Chiefs, and scores a touchdown every !#$%ing time they play us

That was my list exactly. Though in a different order.

#1 Kennison - To retire?? rather than play for a coach he didn't like, and immediately come back and be better for the Chiefs than he EVER was for the Rams, Bears, or Broncos. That just eats my lunch.

#2. Romo - He played like a Raider, acted like a Raider, and went to the Raiders. That's strike 3, 6, and 9 to retire the side, all by himself.

#3. Lelie - Idiot. Could a been a heckuva #3 for this team, still got 18 yards per catch, and still caught 8+ tuddies. No respect for primadonnas who have no clue of their own talent (or lack thereof).

[JeeberD]

Two letters:

T
O

[stevew]

TOny Romo?

[JeeberD]

Holy shit, how did you guess?!?!11!?!

[azjoe_02]

Dolphins....


David Boston
Karim Abdul-Jabbar
Cecil Collins
Yatil Green
J.J. Johnson (aka 3J)
Ray Lucas
Lawrence Phillips
Sammie Smith

[stevew]

Ricardo Coclough- Pretty much a wasted pick at this point, horrible as a punt returner, yet he's always back there.



Quoted for truth.

[Terps]

Luke Petitgout by far.

[scooper]

Can I add Odell Thurman?

[Bee]

There's really no current Seahawks that bother me, but a couple past Seahawks that would make my list include:

Koren Robinson and Brian Bosworth

[Noble_Platypus]

I am going to add Corey Simon to my list. The guy is in his 2nd year with us and seems to always be out with an injury, and the few games he did play for us last year be made no impact. I was excited when we signed him but so far he looks like a huge waste of money.

[Vince]

Mike Cofer
Kwame Harris

RKG, how in the world could you possibly dislike Jerry Rice at all?

[johnnyshaka]

Glad TO is finally gone. What a maroon!!

Coy Detmer looks like a friggin' bobble head out there.

[RedKingGold]

RKG, how in the world could you possibly dislike Jerry Rice at all?

Its not that I dislike him at all. He's just not one of my favorite players. But I'm very glad we had him for all of those years.