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Ksyrup
10-06-2006, 11:39 AM
Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:05:41 -0500
Cory Doctorow: A New Zealand medical journal recounts the story of a man whose incurable hiccups were cured with a finger up his ass:

A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage. No other recurrences were observed. This is the second reported case associating cessation of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage. We suggest that this manoeuvre should be considered in cases of intractable hiccups before proceeding with pharmacological agents.

Ramzavail
10-06-2006, 11:41 AM
does he have to walk around with a fake finger up his ass all day to stop hiccuping permanently?

illinifan999
10-06-2006, 11:48 AM
how does one disocver something like this?

gottimd
10-06-2006, 11:54 AM
Does it have to be his finger?

MizzouRah
10-06-2006, 12:00 PM
digital rectal massage

Where can you go to get one of those? I hated the analog rectal massages.

dacman
10-06-2006, 12:04 PM
Using the whole fist there, doc?

Ksyrup
10-06-2006, 12:09 PM
Where can you go to get one of those? I hated the analog rectal massages.


Yes, but analog has a warmth to it that digital just can't reproduce.

gkb
10-06-2006, 12:34 PM
Using the whole fist there, doc?

Just relax...

rkmsuf
10-06-2006, 12:40 PM
Babar. Is that with one b or two?

gottimd
10-06-2006, 12:43 PM
Moonriver!

Mustang
10-06-2006, 01:56 PM
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWIsP5rBo4Y

sterlingice
10-06-2006, 11:53 PM
Babar. Is that with one b or two?

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

SI

M GO BLUE!!!
10-07-2006, 12:37 AM
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWIsP5rBo4Y

I doubt I would like to watch this video... Is it involving Congressman Foley?

bulletsponge
10-07-2006, 10:20 AM
;) WOW! no wonder i never get hicups

Vince
10-07-2006, 12:38 PM
does he have to walk around with a fake finger up his ass all day to stop hiccuping permanently?


Brilliant :)

stevew
10-07-2006, 12:49 PM
does he have to walk around with a fake finger up his ass all day to stop hiccuping permanently?

the anal equivalent of a pacemaker.

Glengoyne
10-07-2006, 12:59 PM
does he have to walk around with a fake finger up his ass all day to stop hiccuping permanently?

I was actually wondering how much he was paying Subby to follow him around all day.