I have found jbmagic's soulmate.

[SFL Cat]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=134606

:)

[jbergey22]

Wow, that gives me a headache just reading through page 1...
Nice Find

[stevew]

jbonics at it's finest.

[Raiders Army]

jbonics at it's finest.

Nice!

[vtbub]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[flounder]

13 year olds in the majors? Is Luis Polonia the commissioner?

[Antmeister]

Oh man, that thread almost had me in tears. It has too many parallels and yet the other guy also has a touch of GW'sFBAOct292006.

[Shkspr]

New York Mets recruited Talisa Soto (13) from Brooklyn, NY for a 6 year/$1400 contract

...which would make her the first Bond Girl to play professional baseball, correct?

EDIT: Forgot about Grace Jones' two week stint as the White Sox 3B in 1986.

[Axxon]

My favorite quote so far:

(I hope i'm turning 25)

Simple, enigmatic, optimistic, all at the same time.

[CraigSca]

Tony Larussa's, "I could do so about this," ranks up there as well.

[JeeberD]

So, uh, you need permission before you do a dynasty using someone elses fictional rosters? :confused:

[Axxon]

So, uh, you need permission before you do a dynasty using someone elses fictional rosters? :confused:

It's a fictional league but not an entirely fictional roster. People sent the creator their names and names of their family members and gave him permission to use those names in the league. Seems only fair to ask permission to use those names in a dynasty to me.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Seems only fair to ask permission to use those names in a dynasty to me.

Maybe may sarcasm detector just isn't working, but ... :confused:

[Toddzilla]

Holy asswhites....reading that thread gives me a tingly feeling. It's probably 0.73 MaxFB thread.

[Oilers9911]

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

[rkmsuf]

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

stop causing problems

ok bye

[albionmoonlight]

So what is the verdict on jbmagic? Clever act or actually no grasp of the English language?

IMHO, an act.

You couldn't get me to bet my life savings on that. But I would be suprised if it were not an act.

Now that JasonGreatWhite guy I think is just messed up in the head--like, for real, with diagnosible mental illness.

And I have no idea about this OOTP guy.

Just my humble opinions.

[CraigSca]

And I just got my new signature. :)

[stevew]

why all the hate for jbmoron?

[Maple Leafs]

The thread gets off to a great start when the page navigation goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 11.

[Oilers9911]

stop causing problems

ok bye

your an asswhite. raiders defense good. will win 10 games.

[Oilers9911]

This gives me an idea for WWSM. A geriatrics league, 65 and over. Imagine the pace ratings.

[jbmagic]

your an asswhite. raiders defense good. will win 10 games.

And they did.

In my online NAFLsim League Oakland Raiders went 10-6 this season. :)

[Oilers9911]

And they did.

In my online NAFLsim League Oakland Raiders went 10-6 this season. :)

Maybe you should replace Art SHell jb :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

We'll i better quit this franchise, bye.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I get the All Your Base references in the following, but this is still a giant load of what in the fuck.


Folks we got some bad news, at this point we started both TWB Stuff on my dynasties but failed., anyhow we will start a new Dynasty that is similar to Time Warp Baseball except with Real MLB Players from 1901 to Now. (Like Ken Griffey Jr., Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Gaylord Perry, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, and much more.) and new created players by users across the OOTP Dev. Forum, and a new twist to top it off when we reach 1980 students boys and girls (Like Jay Jianoran), and Former Beauty Pageant Contestants (Miss Teen USA, Miss USA, Miss Universe, etc.) so will begin at 1901.

(Shot: Branch Rickey's House)

PROLOGUE: IN AD 1901 MLB WAS CHANGED

Branch Rickey (Talking to Himself): What Happened?, Someone Changed the League, We Get Signal, What?, Open this Door, It's You!

Kenesaw Mountain Landis: How are you Branch!, All Your Baseball are Belong To Us, you are on the way to fix MLB!

Branch: what you say?

Kenesaw: You get to own The Baseball Players Association, make your time., (Kenesaw Laughs)

And so the season has just begun.

To Be Continued...............
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[st.cronin]

what you say?

[timmae]

what you say?

OK, this had me busting a gut... my office now thinks I am crazy. Beautiful line..

[Passacaglia]

and so i ever will

[SFL Cat]

I get the All Your Base references in the following, but this is still a giant load of what in the fuck.


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Definitely the Dynasty equivalent to "Plan 9 From Outer Space".

[dime]

has to be a parody dynasty/poster/thread.

[jbmagic]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=134606

:)


Do you feel like picking on me makes you more respected here at FOFC?:rolleyes:

[CraigSca]

(Kenesaw Laughs)

[SFL Cat]

Me no picking, me find you someone to be good friends.

[highfiveoh]

What happened to jbmagic's first post where he pointed out that this thread was in the wrong forum? Just thought it was odd since, if I recall correctly, he can't delete posts, which means that a moderator went out of their way to delete it.

[jbmagic]

What happened to jbmagic's first post where he pointed out that this thread was in the wrong forum? Just thought it was odd since, if I recall correctly, he can't delete posts, which means that a moderator went out of their way to delete it.

The mods deleted it and move it to the correct place.

[highfiveoh]

The mods deleted it and move it to the correct place.

You don't say.

[jbmagic]

You don't say.

Then why mention it. Trying to get good with the FOFC crowd?

:rolleyes:

[highfiveoh]

http://www.hotpopcorn.com/images/reviews/clueless.jpg

[highfiveoh]

This is what I would do if I wanted to get "in" with the FOFC crowd... listen asswhite i just join the forum and havent said anything bad to you. all i do is talk about new fof (its a awesome game love it) and dont cause any problems. you think its cool to misunderstand me and roll your eyes at me. your just a big bully.

[jbmagic]

And I haven't said anything bad about you and others here.

But why do I get pick on always?

[highfiveoh]

But why do I get pick on always? I have nooooooooo idea.

[Oilers9911]

And I haven't said anything bad about you and others here.

But why do I get pick on always?

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?

[Pumpy Tudors]

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?
You feed yours?

[Oilers9911]

You feed yours?

I know, i'm a big softie.

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4941/rickeybranch3sk1.jpg

what you say?

[Emiliano]

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/board/showthread.php?t=134606

:)

Pure fun.

:D

[Julio Riddols]

Kinda sheds some light on the Branch Rickey we didn't know.. The man behind the mask.

[DanGarion]

And I do not have anything badly regarding toi and others said here. , but why I receive the selection always above?

[Mustang]

C'mon jb, we kid you like a brother....you know, the slightly off brother that we lock in the attic and feed table scraps?


Ruth..

Ruth..

BAY-BEE

Ruth..


http://thebitchtroll.com/images/goonies.jpg

[JeeberD]

A new candidate... ;)

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=121660&page=1&pp=20

And since I'm not sure whether the link will work for non-members...

Thread title: great! to watch the Los Angeles rockets war feelings

Who said the rockets does not have the depth ------ to watch the Los Angeles rockets war feelings

The rockets and before the lake person's competition three, arockets hits the score backwardness to finish, the most high scoredifference reaches. /22
The fourth section 7 minute 45 seconds, FGD unexpectedly dispatchesthe backless stool to request reinforcements is taken to the threshingground, takes the post of the anticipation is the rockets substitutionby 22; 1 attack high tide pursues the score 94; 92, if not for threetime serves has not entered, the rockets will realize counter- ultraLucas three th in the short 17 minute time, the height which sevendoes not arrive by his 1 meter 6 throws in 5, three minute 2 center 1,penalty kick 2 center 2,5 blue pull the high efficiency which,2secondary attack,1 strongly breaks to have lasting achievements,moreover Hyde's three minute balls in 8 4, also play in the criticalmoment the stable morale of troops role Although competes finallycomes to an end by the rockets defeat,
But we are not difficult to see the rockets all officers and mento put together the vigor, as well as player's the and so on Lucashigh efficiency, my volume applauds for Lucas, too has been good,small fellow,15! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

sorry my english is poor. maybe have many mistake.

[John Galt]

That looks like the love child of jbmagic and Flasch. Even a flere diagram couldn't save that paragraph.

[Oilers9911]

This is not really the same thing as this guy admits his english is poor. The others including jbmagic, I would assume have english as a first language. AT least this guy has an excuse.


A new candidate... ;)

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=121660&page=1&pp=20

And since I'm not sure whether the link will work for non-members...

Thread title: great! to watch the Los Angeles rockets war feelings

Who said the rockets does not have the depth ------ to watch the Los Angeles rockets war feelings

The rockets and before the lake person's competition three, arockets hits the score backwardness to finish, the most high scoredifference reaches. /22
The fourth section 7 minute 45 seconds, FGD unexpectedly dispatchesthe backless stool to request reinforcements is taken to the threshingground, takes the post of the anticipation is the rockets substitutionby 22; 1 attack high tide pursues the score 94; 92, if not for threetime serves has not entered, the rockets will realize counter- ultraLucas three th in the short 17 minute time, the height which sevendoes not arrive by his 1 meter 6 throws in 5, three minute 2 center 1,penalty kick 2 center 2,5 blue pull the high efficiency which,2secondary attack,1 strongly breaks to have lasting achievements,moreover Hyde's three minute balls in 8 4, also play in the criticalmoment the stable morale of troops role Although competes finallycomes to an end by the rockets defeat,
But we are not difficult to see the rockets all officers and mento put together the vigor, as well as player's the and so on Lucashigh efficiency, my volume applauds for Lucas, too has been good,small fellow,15! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

sorry my english is poor. maybe have many mistake.

[John Galt]

This is not really the same thing as this guy admits his english is poor. The others including jbmagic, I would assume have english as a first language. AT least this guy has an excuse.

I'm guessing you didn't know that jb is the Italian Stallion here at FOFC.

[Bee]

I'm guessing you didn't know that jb is the Italian Stallion here at FOFC.


Who grew up in the US....

[Passacaglia]

That seems more like he's using a computerized translator. Wonder what 'war feelings' is supposed to mean? Pride? Glory?

[JeeberD]

Yeah, to be fair the dude is Chinese and has pretty much admitted that he used Babelfish or some other on-line translator. But it's still funny as hell... :D

[AnalBumCover]

plain English pls k thx

[rkmsuf]

I wonder if there's some american dude in China posting bad chinese.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I wonder if there's some american dude in China posting bad chinese.
I believe that would be me. I'm not in China, but I post regularly on Chinese NBA message boards. I be dissin' Yao so much that I'm gonna get banned soon!

[vtbub]

I believe that would be me. I'm not in China, but I post regularly on Chinese NBA message boards. I be dissin' Yao so much that I'm gonna get banned soon!


Do we get Pumpy mug shot pics when you get "visited" by some friends of Mao, err, Yao?

[Antmeister]

I'm guessing you didn't know that jb is the Italian Stallion here at FOFC.

Bling! You have just given me a great idea! Thanks!:D

[Izulde]

Bling! You have just given me a great idea! Thanks!:D

I could see a whole Antmeister jbmagic album at this rate. :D

[Toddzilla]

Oh, goody! Here comes "Eye of the Asswhite"

[Antmeister]

Oh, goody! Here comes "Eye of the Asswhite"


LOL....too bad I didn't think of that.

[Lorena]

Yeah, thanks guys... there goes my restful weekend :rolleyes:

[Pumpy Tudors]

I heart Dodgerchick.