In this thread we fabricate quotes from other members

[MJ4H]

Hay guys I don't know if you noticed how people from Arkansas are dead solid sexy but I thought I would mention it so you could keep an eye out in your daily routine.



quoted for truth

[st.cronin]

would you quit being such a faggot

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[M GO BLUE!!!]

Honestly, it has been several weeks since I even thought about playing FOF. I've been too busy with my ninja training...
The Patriotic Undies Ninja will keep Georgians safe!

[cartman]

i have sat down and with careful reasoning decided that there actually might be some ou football players with a little bit of talent..

[Oilers9911]

God the Raiders suck this year. Next year they will be lucky to win 2 games. I also really hate when people say your instead of you're.

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[WSUCougar]

1/3
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[Desnudo]

Tom Brady isn't fit to carry Peyton Manning's jockstrap

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[Julio Riddols]

Lets see.. Pickles, onions, rye bread, smoked turkey, ham, colby, jack, swiss, lettuce, mayo, mustard, bacon, tomato.. The only thing this sandwich needs now is lube.

:eek:

[Lorena]

This thread is great!!! :D :D :D

[cartman]

Only a Dr Pepper for me..

[Oilers9911]

I think America really needs a Democratic President. Does anyone know where I can download a copy of Borat?

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[Flasch186]

It is plainly obvious that I have simply been playing a character in the past and Im sorry that it took so long for me to finally come out of closet and say, I am not who you all think i am. I work for the NAACP, drive a hybrid, live in San Francisco, am Jewish with a wife and 2 kids, and have donated for years for stem cell research. Sorry all, I just couldnt keep the joke going anymore....shew, I feel like a shroud has been lifted. Down with W!

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[Flasch186]

I love Flasch!!



I love you too.

[st.cronin]

I've decided to quit smoking, drink decaf coffee, cut all transfats from my diet, and start working out daily with my new Taibo tape.

:confused:

[st.cronin]

You people are all a bunch of fucking lunatics.

:(

[cartman]

I love the business model and products of EA so much. They can do no wrong as a corporation.

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[cartman]

I really wish CMR would implement CUM's spread offense. I never want to see the Dawgs toss the sweep ever again.

:eek:

[Dutch]

Boo.


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[st.cronin]

I was wrong.

woah

[fantastic flying froggies]

I really love the French.

word.

[cartman]

There might be certain circumstances where I would consider accepting a banning.

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[st.cronin]

Texas is so overrated. I'm moving to New Jersey.

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[sabotai]

The Civil War is not interesting, but Robert E. Lee was a genius.

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[st.cronin]

I think I have contracted a venereal disease.

:o

[Poli]

You know, I think I like Tennessee.

I'll send you a hat.

[sabotai]

Werewolf isn't a very fun game at all.

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[sabotai]

The Big East is one of the best conferences in college football.

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[st.cronin]

By the way, I haven't told anybody yet ... but I fell in love in Africa. As soon as her visa comes through, she's coming to the states and we're getting married.

:D

[WSUCougar]

I gave that up...I'm now going with Wimpy and Annoying
*shurg*

[sabotai]

I <3 Wal-Mart!

Wal-Mart sucks!

[WSUCougar]

I wish I could have been a Coug, but I didn't have the grades
LOL

[sabotai]

100101110110001100001111100001101010101110001100101011

Damn straight.

[Poli]

:D

Her name was Djandhandapanni.

[Airhog]

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its pretty bad when even fans of the same school bag on you

[Airhog]

I wanna eat whip cream off Michelle Wie's Body!

:eek:

[Airhog]

I made a fortune off of those elmo dolls last x-mas

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[WSUCougar]

Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma charmeleonnnnnnnNo recording, plz, thks

[st.cronin]

i just had a really interesting chat with that VPI guy. he really knows his stuff when it comes to college football.

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[cartman]

I have a Chris Simms tattoo. I wish my Earl Campbell underoos still fit me. Deep down I know that imtg is 100% correct.

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[st.cronin]

Happy Arbor Day!

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[AlexB]

I'll have diet coke, thanks


:eek:

[WSUCougar]

Let's go Blues!
wow

[WSUCougar]

Let's go Blues!
wow x2

[cartman]

Linux is so overrated. Windowz 4 lyfe!!!

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[cartman]

I hope the Fords extend Matt Millen's contract. He is such a vital part of the Lions organization. I hope we trade up n the draft to get Calvin Johnson and Dywane Jarrett.

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[Lathum]

Originally Posted by JBMagic
blackjack is a game of luck, there is no such thing as a system that works
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[Lathum]

it fells like an honor to be fabricated

[AlexB]

No. I will not accept that. I have very strong opinions on this subject and will not be swayed by popular perception.


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[Cringer]

I have been wrong in the past about certain words. From this day forward no one can use the highly offensive term 'faggoty'. Also, let me just add that Dallas has to be one of the worst TV shows of all time.

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[WSUCougar]

I'm actually a hair stylist from the Bay Area
uh oh

[Cringer]

:(

[st.cronin]

I think this is a well-moderated board.

Wow, didn't see that one coming.

[Pumpy Tudors]

OK, you got me. I prefer women.
Did anyone else see this one coming?

[JPhillips]

I'd gladly pay a little extra in taxes if it meant better government.

:confused:

[cartman]

I'm not happy that Saddam was convicted by a kangaroo court. His rushed hanging was a gross injustice..

[JPhillips]

I think Bush has finally gone too far for me to support.

Welcome to the party Glengoyne!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hail to the victors valiant...
What in the fuck?

[JPhillips]

I promise not to over hype OOTP2007 since OOTP2006 didn't deliver what was promised.

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[Lathum]

Originally Posted by JeeberD
posting on internet message boards is a stupid waste of time
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[Schmidty]

I just got back from a seal-clubbing trip with a really great group of kids. God bless those Young Republicans. Without them, we wouldn't have white fur panties, JonInMiddleGA, cheap gasoline prices, and Pat Robertson.

Those libs will have to pry the fur fedora from my cold, dead skull.

[st.cronin]

White fur panties?

[dawgfan]

I've quit following MSU Spartan sports and have switched my allegiances to the Michigan Wolverines.
:confused:

[cartman]

I love you guys.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/juice678/20051031-evil-cartman2.jpg

Hmmm.. this might go a long way to explaining this thread...

[Schmidty]

White fur panties?

Fuzzy, tickly and absorbant.

[dawgfan]

From this point forward, I will be sending all of my game builds and marketing plans to Hell Atlantic to get his personal feedback and approval. I expect Front Office Dwarf Tossing to be ready for release shortly.
:eek:

[dawgfan]

Rick Neuheisel was the best thing to ever happen to Colorado football.
:o

[Schmidty]

NW Washington is depressing hive of barking commies. Get me the fuck outta here.

Dude, it's not that bad. I'm kind of starting to like it here.

[dawgfan]

Dude, it's not that bad. I'm kind of starting to like it here. I've started self-applying henna tattoos, wearing flowers in my hair and only buying clothes made of hemp.
:D

[Brillig]

Where can I get some good Billy Joel tickets?

This have good AI

Okay, the puke green socks are over.

Farrah said what?!?!

Can't we all just get along?

Wow. I just realized I know nothing about science.

Go Navy!

Ah, f*ck it, it's just soccer.

Dola.

:eek:

[TroyF]

LOL dawg.

[WSUCougar]

SWMBO has convinced me to go vegan
Can I have your grill?

[WVUFAN]

Woody Allen is a hack.


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[dawgfan]

Freeware and shareware is all worthless crap - avoid at all costs.
:eek:

[dawgfan]

I've had it with the South - I'm moving to New England!
Have some chowder...

[Oilers9911]

Muslims is good people.


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[SirFozzie]

Oh god. That would be hilarious. The Dawg in the Burbs of New England? :D

[st.cronin]

Wait, Tim Tebow is white? Why doesn't he pass the ball more, then?

uh

[dawgfan]

I didn't watch any of the 2004 World Series - it really didn't matter to me who won.
Hmmm...

[cartman]

Platinum selling bands are the only ones worth listening to.

Nickelback 4 life!

[Desnudo]

No comment

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[JPhillips]

I'll take a good work of chick lit over some pretentious, fantasized WWII recap any day!

Riders of Jennifer Weiner!

[saldana]

after further consideration, you all were right...i am a *&@#


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[Oilers9911]

Maximum Football is the greatest football game ever! Oh and David Winter rocks!!

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[Ironhead]

Holy f*%# am I sick of puzzles. I never understand these damned things!!!!!

:eek:

[Lathum]

lol saldana

[cartman]

You mean I'm not a chick?

:D

[kcchief19]

Jessica Simpson is an overrated whore and Natalie Portman has a restraining order against me.
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[kcchief19]

Good lord, what was I thinking when I started the Video Game Character Draft? Oh, and BubbaWheels really gets us Canadians. I'd love to go curling with him. I think I'll knit him a sweater.
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[Oilers9911]

You know, I really kind of like the Broncos and Raiders

:)

[Crapshoot]

. Upon further reflection, Tommy Lasorda is simply a fat useless bastard. Typical Dodger, really

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[Oilers9911]

Go Habs Go!

:)

[st.cronin]

I think Brady Quinn is a better qb prospect than Vince Young.

Well, I agree.

[saldana]

dudes, i got hammered last night...you shoulda seen this chick i nailed...

i am a biology major

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[timmynausea]

Drove 3 hours to ORL to a PUSA show with BF, GF, BBFL, CC, and BF's Ex-GF shows up with none other than RD! On the ride home he was all like, "Yahtzee!" lol

What?

[JPhillips]

Is there anything more effete and elitist than poetry?

:(

[King of New York]

I just realized, the demographic breakdown of Williamsburg, Virginia is 25% decrepit retirees, 25% snotty college kids from northern Virginia, 25% relocated Yankees with a superiority complex, and 25% inbred locals who would like nothing better than to reconstitute the Confederate States of America. This place is hell on earth. Get me the f*ck out of here!

:cool:

[panerd]

Since I have told you stories about my big wins and use all sorts of lingo to describe how to play different hands let me level with you...

I am really not that good at poker otherwise why the fuck would I be posting all of the time on a football game internet message board instead of making money in Las Vegas.

Anyone know where I can buy flowers for my wife?

I have to admit I really like Alexander and Hasselback in their matchup tomorrow

I am real quiet and shy in real life and don't have many friends so I come here to say stuff that I am too introverted and scared to say to people I work with.

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[DaddyTorgo]

this thread is a comedic gold mine

[dawgfan]

OK, I lied: I am Batman.

I've decided to start a new career as a writer for The Nation.

I'm the President of the Michael Vick fanclub.
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[Lorena]

I've come to the realization that Kathy Griffin is a wasted piece of woman flesh.

http://www.phillyist.com/attachments/philly_jim/kathy-griffin07-18-06.jpg

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[JPhillips]

It's just a game. Stop running tests. Stop making spreadsheets. Stop debating whether the strong safety is in man or zone. Go outside! Take your wife out for a date! Live, dammit!

Easy, Jim.

[EagleFan]

I have permanently deactivated the ban button.

The Cowboys really do suck.

Maximum customization.

Damn, this DOES look like a spread sheet.

Liberals hate America!!!

[QUOTE=jbmagic]What the hell did I just say? I'm stumped.[QUOTE]

[duckman]

I have to get this off my chest. I'm actually white.
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[saldana]

i don't really care about all the werewolf game posts i lost, post count is stupid
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[duckman]

Did you guys know I'm a Havard grad? Well, you should!.

[duckman]

I have a man crush for duckman.

You sick bastard!

[Celeval]

Actually, I left all my red and black clothing back in Tucker. Since my move, I've begun to follow Clemson.

:confused:

[WVUFAN]

GO MOUNTAINEERS!!

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[EagleFan]

SWMBO, get out the flag shorts I'm heading to the porch again.

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[Bad-example]

I never meant to cause any trouble.

We know.

[dawgfan]

Shiner Bock is swill - I only ever drink Budweiser!
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[oykib]

Can we get a Hot or Not vote on Jessica Simpson already? Damn, why can't blonde chicks get any love on this board?

Word.

People need to be more open-minded.

[EagleFan]

I really wish I could have been accepted at Michigan, but I understand that they have standards.

;)

[EagleFan]

and a dola quote

We're bringing back the Quote of the Moment!

[Poli]

I got nothing.


I know.

[Poli]

I hate to tell you, Florida wins.

Seriously, I hate telling you.


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[duckman]

I can't stand the cold weather and sleet. That's it! I'm moving the family to Austin, TX!

Traitor!

[EagleFan]

I am carrying Bubba Wheels' love child.

:eek:

[IMetTrentGreen]

bob stoops said this years team has a chance to be the best team ever. we are bigger faster stronger. i think nate hybl will be great. mack brown will never win a championship. paul thompson is a better qb than vince young, who should move to wr. bob stoops is the bestest evaluator in all the land.

oh wait, make up quotes . . .

[JPhillips]

I'm not leaving India until I've screwed the VP's wife!

Don't get thrown in Indian prison!

[fantastic flying froggies]

I'm married and I spent $1,000 for my wife's valentine, taking her out to dinner in a wonderful restaurant and offering her flowers and jewelry.

That's more like it, eh Dodgerchick?

[st.cronin]

I'm getting back together with my ex-wife.

:eek:

[sterlingice]

Absolutely genius thread. Too many great efforts to mention but I'll try to post my favorites:

Desnudo (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356414&postcount=7)
WSUCougar (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356503&postcount=29)
Airhog (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356524&postcount=35)
cartman (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356559&postcount=45)
st. cronin (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356592&postcount=52)
Pumpy (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356595&postcount=53) (ok, I admit it- this one's my personal favorite)
JPhillips (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356596&postcount=54) (this one, too)
Schmidty (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356613&postcount=60)
dawgfan (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356656&postcount=74)
saldana (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356765&postcount=82)
panerd (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1356855&postcount=97) (poker)

SI

[Subby]

Holy shit dude - you have *got* to see Poison on their reunion tour...I cried several times at the understated artistry.

I would love to take up the NAFTA Highway...if you know what I mean.

One time, in high school, I totally fucked up this guy with my nunchuks.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE IS ALWAYS SO ANGRY!

Mom! MOM!!! MEATLOAF! THE MEATLOAF!!! WHAT THE FUCK! What is she doing? I Never know what she's doing!

Yup.

[Oilers9911]

What kind of idiot watches Star Wars? And those guys that have the posters on their wall.....I won't even begin to tell you what I think of those guys.

Easy there man, some of those guys are pretty cool.

[oykib]

I just don't see the appeal of "The Wonder Years." I mean didn't it get old? You've got this whiny snot pining over this one chick for the better part of a decade. Grow a sack, man.

And don't get me started on Quantum Leap. "Save 'Quantum Leap', save 'Quantum Leap'." I'll tell you where you can put that petition.

Wow. I thought those were some examples of quality programming...:confused:

[EagleFan]

Dean Houston sucks!!!

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[M GO BLUE!!!]

Rub some dirt in it. Jack Daniels is also great for disinfecting... Suck it up and be a man!


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[st.cronin]

I am tired of Hell Atlantic's "look at me, look at me" bullshit. That goob has been banned forever.

But I thought he was your boy????

[MJ4H]

Damn MJ4H makes some stupid ass threads


word

[Cringer]

Well if you want to go that route....

Don't bother looking for a new job Cringer, we will pay you a small fortune to sit and post on FOFC every day.

Thanks guys. :)

[MJ4H]

n1

[Warhammer]

If you guys don't start calling me Goob, I'm gonna get my hizzie on yo po po!


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[Warhammer]

David Conti is a little bitch!

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[Greyroofoo]

My Oakland Raiders looking great in preseason.

The offensive line is looking great and giving QB brooks time to do his thing.

The defense is playing well.

I hope they can continue this in the regular season.

WHat?

Damn,

Some stuff you just can't fabricate...

[Buccaneer]

Ok, it's time to come clean. I am somebody you know from the past. Not maximus, even though that was a good guess, but someone else who disappeared at the same time....












Fritz

Hmmm....

[Greyroofoo]

Michelle Wie is one of the greatest players golfing has ever seen and a true inspiration to me

Shame, and I used to agree with you.

[JeeberD]

I've decided it's time to go on a diet and trim down...

:eek:




...so starting today, no more Taco Bell. EVER!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Bubba Wheels]

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...drive a hybrid...LOL

[Bad-example]

What the hell do you mean Art Shell is the only guy that will take the job! I just fired him for the second time!

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[korme]

I'm not gay.


Oh come on

[Kodos]

I think that Jimmy Johnson made all the right moves in Miami. He brought in quality, high-character players, but Dan Marino held him back with his selfishness.


:eek:

[WSUCougar]

I'm actually Dave Wannstedt's love child
Get out!

[Butter]

Sportsdigs was totally a failed attempt at an FOFC coup and not just an overreaction to a couple of totally reasonable modding decisions.

We already knew that.

[Mustang]

Irregardless, it is a mute point and I ain't discussing it any farther

hxxp://www.dictionary.com

[Desnudo]

For sake of the city of Atlanta, I hope Vick goes to the Raiders.

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[Mustang]

'So In Love' smells like shit...

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