What does it mean when...

[rkmsuf]

only one armpit is sweating? The left armpit is noticably sweaty and the right is relatively dry. Same deodorant composition in both. Fascinating.

[heybrad]

You're nervous, yet confident?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

You're obviously using Right Guard.

[rkmsuf]

You're obviously using Right Guard.

ah very good

actually it's a degree roll on

is it possible the left side has developed some mutant resistance to this brand?

[cartman]

It means that the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows that you touch yourself in an impure way with that arm.

[Lathum]

It means you stink. Go take a shower you smelly bastard!!

[rkmsuf]

It means you stink. Go take a shower you smelly bastard!!

Actually if you are standing on my right I smell quite pleasant.

[Ksyrup]

I don't know, but I suspect the answer is bathroom-related.

[Butter]

Yeah, I was gonna say it probably had something to do with the guy who always sits in the stall next to you.

[rkmsuf]

I did have this revelation while standing at the urinal.

[gottimd]

This symptom happens to two types:
1. People who molest collies.
2. Werewolves who can drive.
3. All of the above.

[rkmsuf]

I've never seen a werewolf sweat in wolf form.

It may not be possible.

[Mustang]

It means you are driving in a warm weather climate with the AC on, window down and your left arm is hanging out the window.

If your left was dry and your right was sweaty.. you are in a cold weather climate, heater down and the window down with your left arm out the window...

[rkmsuf]

Hopefully when the right armpit is sweaty and the left isn't, Bill Belichick doesn't retire.

[Ksyrup]

What does it mean when...


Bill Parcells retires, and you've got one sweaty armpit?

[rkmsuf]

What does it mean when...


Bill Parcells retires, and you've got one sweaty armpit?

Denny Green is lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce on the Dallas job?