Killed hobo, need advice

[MrIllini]

It's true. He's under my porch right now. What should I do?

[Danny]

BBQ!!!

[cuervo72]

Was your main goal to make him scream?

[spleen1015]

Have secks with him.

[MrIllini]

Was your main goal to make him scream?

no, that doesn't make any sense

[duckman]

Buy some scented candles for the porch.

[lighthousekeeper]

don't google "killed hobo, need advice"

[MrIllini]

don't google "killed hobo, need advice"

"Um, hello sir, this is the FBI"

[GoldenEagle]

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?

[MrIllini]

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?

I think you underestimate me.

[Greyroofoo]

It's true. He's under my porch right now. What should I do?

I see a great halloween decoration in your future.

[Coffee Warlord]

I think you underestimate me.

He'll be back stronger than ever.

[Subby]

I see a banning soon in your future. Will you accept it?
Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

[Draft Dodger]

Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

quoted in case you wuss out

[Easy Mac]

If you just keep doing it, then you can just say its some kind of weird hobo suicide cult that kept meeting secretly under your house.

[Coop]

This is what you do

1.)Put him infront of somebodys house
2.)Set him on fire
3.)Ring the door bell
4.)Run like hell

[MrIllini]

GO PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOT TED!

[Maple Leafs]

This is the natural result of society's tacit acceptance of hobophobia.

[kcchief19]

Pretend he's not dead and have a party at his house, which I assume he's a hobo is somewhere down by the railroad tracks.

[MrIllini]

Pretend he's not dead and have a party at his house, which I assume he's a hobo is somewhere down by the railroad tracks.

but NOT a van down by the river

[st.cronin]

hxxp://beardie.net/hobo/advice/poisonous.htm

[mckerney]

Impossible. Everyone knows that the true hobos are all gone.

[GoldenEagle]

Yeah I hate when guys act like prissy fucking bitches because their most favoritest team lost a game.

Oh snap - I am thinking of someone else.

You got me there. We all wear our emotion on our sleeves from time to time.

[MrIllini]

You got me there. We all wear our emotion on our sleeves from time to time.

Can you not be reasonable in response to this thread so I can continue to think you're unreasonable?

Sorry, j/k. :)

Thanks GE.

[Julio Riddols]

Feed him to 8 hungry pigs. They go through bone like butter.

Video tape it, put it up on youtube, label it "pigs ate my scarecrow!!" and put it in the comedy section. Send us a link.

[MrIllini]

Feed him to 8 hungry pigs. They go through bone like butter.

Video tape it, put it up on youtube, label it "pigs ate my scarecrow!!" and put it in the comedy section. Send us a link.

That has to be the worst idea out of all of them. Thanks, but no thanks.

[Julio Riddols]

Bummer, man. Guess I'll have to go over to Greasy Vinny's house tonight if I want to have any fun.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I think Robert Johnson had a song about this...

[JeeberD]

BBQ!!!

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[Qwikshot]

This guy may know a thing or two about solving problems...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/qwikshot1975/winstonwolf.jpg

[Sporkimata]

Find a local hot dog making company. They always need good filler material for them.

[Airhog]

Now I'm living the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife