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Green Caesar
05-10-2007, 01:55 PM
From http://www.deadspin.com/
Tomorrow, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will hear the appeal of Pacman Jones, who wants to have his yearlong suspension reduced. As part of his appeal, the law firm of Greenberg Taurig has compiled a 28-page document stating his case -- and it is a doozy, to say the least. Basically, the lawyers have helpfully listed -- comprehensively -- every episode of NFL player malfeasance over the last seven-plus years, and it is almost otherwordly entertaining. Reading the PDF is like taking a stroll down memory (Fred) lane.
So, fire up the document and step in the wayback machine. Look, it's Ray Lewis' murder charge! Mark Chmura's sexual assault indictment! Corey Dillon's wife beating! Stacey Mack's solicitation of an undercover cop for oral sex! Oh, thank you, thank you, Greenberg Taurig ... you've made this Thursday afternoon a special one, and our lives a helluva lot easier.
The 28 page PDF file is here (http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/Pacman_Appeal.pdf)

Enjoy!

EagleFan
05-10-2007, 02:48 PM
At first I thought this was just the announcement that the Bengals media guide came out.

MikeVic
05-10-2007, 03:11 PM
You now what stands out. These fines are a joke. They should be changed to a % of your salary or the set amount, whichever is higher. If I have to pay $1000 for a DUI, it's quite a bit of money. If Ray Lewis has to pay $1000, it's a drop in the bucket.

Green Caesar
05-11-2007, 02:15 PM
You now what stands out. These fines are a joke. They should be changed to a % of your salary or the set amount, whichever is higher. If I have to pay $1000 for a DUI, it's quite a bit of money. If Ray Lewis has to pay $1000, it's a drop in the bucket.

QFT

Hurst2112
05-11-2007, 02:35 PM
awesome read! I am going to have to print this out.

I forgot about the lousy 2 weeks Andre Rison (errr BROCK MIDDLEBROOK) had in August 2000. :D

Klinglerware
05-11-2007, 02:42 PM
Nice to see Elias making the list before the cut-off date. Ivy League represent!

Hurst2112
05-11-2007, 02:43 PM
dola:

I haven't been following the story that much but haven't players come out saying that they don't want guys like Pacman around the league? I thought there was support for Goodell's decision.

Hurst2112
05-11-2007, 03:55 PM
Ok, I was bored.

One thing I noticed is that quite a few of the guys had charges dropped. Doesn't mean they weren't in the wrong place at the wrong time.

AFC WEST

SD 14
Oak 8
KC 19
Den 10


AFC NORTH

Pit 8
Bal 10
Cle 11
Cin 17


AFC SOUTH

Hou 4
Ind 13
Jax 11
Ten 11


AFC EAST

Buf 6
Jets 5
Mia 12
Pats 7


NFC WEST

Sea 6
49ers 6
Ariz 6
Rams 3


NFC NORTH

Green Bay 8
Vikings 20
Bears 13
Lions 4


NFC SOUTH

Atl 4
NO 9
TB 9
Car 9


NFC EAST

Dal 6
Giants 4
Was 7
Phi 3



I went pretty fast so I might have missed a disorderly or drug possession somewhere. :D

JeeberD
05-11-2007, 05:11 PM
We're not the worst in the NFC East, nevermind the league! Woot!

NoMyths
05-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Kansas City representin', yo.

sterlingice
05-12-2007, 09:54 PM
Kansas City representin', yo.

AFC Champions in something!

SI

sterlingice
05-12-2007, 09:57 PM
7 kicker offenses on there. Tho 3 are from Janikowski so I guess that really only counts at 4 kickers.

SI

Ragone
05-13-2007, 06:27 AM
In all fairness.. the rams should have theirs tripled due to the fatality

M GO BLUE!!!
05-13-2007, 10:48 AM
7 kicker offenses on there. Tho 3 are from Janikowski so I guess that really only counts at 4 kickers.

SI

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