Coal Mining Office Update

[Pumpy Tudors]

Yesterday, I got moved into a new office. This is significant because I am now only a couple of doors away from the person I scheduled a meeting with a few months ago. She and I have not really had much contact since that meeting, although I said something last week that apparently left her with the impression that I bite people and lick the blood from their skin. I followed that up by joking that I used to spend every weekend in a graveyard. She does not think that I'm a vampire, but she appears to be somewhat wary of me.

I think I need to clear the air with her here. I don't know if she misunderstood the whole blood licking thing or what, but I'm not a bad person. In case I run into her in the hall, I don't want things to be awkward.

Do you guys think it would be proper for me to schedule another meeting with her? On purpose this time?

[vex]

Penske account.

[MikeVic]

I think you should schedule another meeting with her, on purpose this time. And in that meeting, you should lay it straight: you want to smell her blood.

[rkmsuf]

Penske account.

he's not Penske material

[Pumpy Tudors]

She just walked past my office and didn't even look at me. I think I'm ruined.

[MikeVic]

She just walked past my office and didn't even look at me. I think I'm ruined.

Not if you tell her you want to smell her blood. She'll live in fear of you, and eventually quit. Then guess who's moving two offices over? You'll be the CEO in no time.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Not if you tell her you want to smell her blood. She'll live in fear of you, and eventually quit. Then guess who's moving two offices over? You'll be the CEO in no time.
I like the way you think!

[spleen1015]

You look like John Oates, ya know.

[path12]

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.
oh god

[Surtt]

Do you guys think it would be proper for me to schedule another meeting with her? On purpose this time?

I would go ahead and just schedule another one by accident.

[MikeVic]

Too bad you don't know her cycle. You could sniff loudly as she walks by.

Good. We need more constructive material. Come on people!

You should leave some ketchup on your face the next time you are face-to-face with her too.

[path12]

oh god

Too far? So hard to find the line sometimes. :D

[Draft Dodger]

You look like John Oates, ya know.

you beat me to the punch

[cartman]

Leave pamphlets around the common areas of the office advertising a company-wide Red Cross blood drive. For the date, put 'anytime' and for the location, 'Pumpy's office'.

[MikeVic]

Leave pamphlets around the common areas of the office advertising a company-wide Red Cross blood drive. For the date, put 'anytime' and for the location, 'Pumpy's office'.

Perfect.

[Cringer]

This smells like pending lawsuit soon. Best to move fast Pumpy, just say it is only cow blood ala Survivor.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Too far? So hard to find the line sometimes. :D
Yep, it's too far. I can't smell a damn thing from here. Perhaps I should move closer.

[AZSpeechCoach]

pixplskthx

[spleen1015]

Set up another meeting with her. When she shows up ask her if she likes your 80's porn star mustache.

[st.cronin]

Set up another meeting with her. When she shows up ask her if she likes 80's porn.


Fixed.

[Pumpy Tudors]

In other office news, somebody put dog shit in the controller's trash can. At this time, we have no idea who is responsible.

[Young Drachma]

I totally thought this might be a thread about a new type of text sim.

[MikeVic]

Yep, it's too far. I can't smell a damn thing from here. Perhaps I should move closer.

Even better. You can tickle her with your moustache too. But then she might stick around.

[MikeVic]

I totally thought this might be a thread about a new type of text sim.

Pumpy's bars are through the roof.

[Izulde]

Tell her, "I get excited every 28 days around a woman." Then post photos in your office of random women with a day of the month written on each of them.

When she walks by, remark, "Ah, the 5th. It's Lucretia's turn to be sniffed and licked. Yum, yum!"

[Bee]

In other office news, somebody put dog shit in the controller's trash can. At this time, we have no idea who is responsible.


Someone obviously making a statement about the Vick indictment.

[MikeVic]

Someone obviously making a statement about the Vick indictment.

Vick and Davenport in one statement. That must me a real pro.

[Cap Ologist]

Is there a thread about the first 'accidental' meeting? I must have missed that one.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Is there a thread about the first 'accidental' meeting? I must have missed that one.
Yes. (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?t=56435)

[Cap Ologist]

Thanks!

[Darth Guapo]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb223/darthguapo/thisthreaddelivershw6.jpg

[JediKooter]

Bring a horse to the meeting.

[MikeVic]

Bring a horse to the meeting.

Yet another instance of a horse being a respectable choice!

[Pumpy Tudors]

It has been almost a month since the blood-licking incident. Apparently, she has managed to get past that, because she just came into my office and demanded five bucks. I paid up because, well, it's far too easy to lose a woman's attention sometimes, and I don't want to take any more chances.

[cartman]

Even a coal mining office needs a good cropdusting every now and again.

[ISiddiqui]

You should tell her that you are really Patrick Ewing and the Vampire Pumpy is your cover story.

[rkmsuf]

Is it bad for you to get coal on your private parts?

[MikeVic]

Lick my bloody coals, baby.

[sterlingice]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb223/darthguapo/thisthreaddelivershw6.jpg

May have been from a banned user, but sums up my thoughts nicely.

SI

[AZSpeechCoach]

Damn, first jbmagic, now Darth Guapo...who is left?

[WVUFAN]

http://totaljapan.us/pumpy.gif

[ISiddiqui]

Niiiiice... WVUFAN's got my back :D.

[MikeVic]

THAT IS BEYOND AWESOME!

[rkmsuf]

oh shi

[Pumpy Tudors]

what the piss

[mrsimperless]

Schedule another meeting with her and wear fake vampire teeth. Flasch a big smile and give her the "pumpy look".

(Yeah, you know what I'm talkin bout)

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://www.twyst.org/~pumpy/images/pumpy.gif

[MikeVic]

What the! Pumpy is giving me the gun fingers!!