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M GO BLUE!!!
08-22-2007, 05:22 PM
He placed his hands upon my chest. He pressed firmly, causing a slight pain. I was fully aware that breast cancer can be a male problem as well, but had never had a breast exam before. Upon the completion of being felt up he hit me with a question I had no problem saying no to, since I am only 34 I have never had a prostate exam. "Roll onto your side and curl up in a ball." :eek:

Afterwards he gives me a box of kleenex and tells me to wipe. I stared for a moment at the box and wondered how without looking at my face he knew there were tears. Oh... wipe there... A strange thing to do with someone in the room...

I feel like I need to take a good dump and get it out of my system.
thesloppy
08-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Using the whole fist there, doc?
Lathum
08-22-2007, 05:35 PM
I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

err....
path12
08-22-2007, 05:40 PM
You're gonna love the colonoscopy.
SackAttack
08-22-2007, 05:49 PM
"Get your hand out of my ass, Doc, I'm not a Muppet!"
MrDNA
08-22-2007, 05:57 PM
You feel?! Think about what he had to feel! :D
CamEdwards
08-22-2007, 06:28 PM
I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that.
MikeVic
08-22-2007, 07:39 PM
I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that.

Nice! :D
rkmsuf
08-23-2007, 08:53 AM
moon river
nole4sho
08-23-2007, 10:24 AM
So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal.
M GO BLUE!!!
08-23-2007, 03:19 PM
So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal.

I die a little inside every day.
nole4sho
08-23-2007, 03:22 PM
I die a little inside every day.

That is some what depressing to hear. Guess I am the same as well because I hate my 9-5 job.
Noble_Platypus
08-23-2007, 03:57 PM
moon river

Classic
dime
08-23-2007, 05:13 PM
your anus looking good in preseason.
sterlingice
08-23-2007, 07:22 PM
moon river

And to think, I just made a Fletch reference talking to my wife about 15 minutes ago before reading this :D

SI
thesloppy
08-23-2007, 11:52 PM
I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}
sterlingice
08-24-2007, 12:19 AM
I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

Well, it was all from the same scene. Like one big thread continuation.

SI
rkmsuf
08-24-2007, 07:54 AM
I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

it was either moon river or babar with 2 b's but not together