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MrBug708
08-27-2007, 05:18 PM
...I'm assuming it's a joke, but it's pretty funny.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/Rs53x-zmvcI/AAAAAAAABDI/WcUWVvBUcAE/s1600-h/Lampard+contract1.JPG

http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/Rs537uzmvdI/AAAAAAAABDQ/ReA68qgsgiY/s1600-h/Lampard+contract2.JPG
BigDPW
08-27-2007, 05:28 PM
Mr. Lampard has a pretty complicated contract. With the single exception of Mr. John Terry that is. Or so I hear. ;)
Crapshoot
08-27-2007, 05:34 PM
I can't believe pies didn't enter the equation. :D
DaddyTorgo
08-27-2007, 06:30 PM
that's pretty funny
RPI-Fan
08-27-2007, 07:09 PM
What's the backstory???
TredWel
08-27-2007, 08:29 PM
I smell a new feature in FM 2008.
bulletsponge
08-27-2007, 09:33 PM
is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!

i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out
bulletsponge
08-27-2007, 09:39 PM
i just read it all, i cant believe this is real. if it is Mr lampard must be real pissed that it got out
AZSpeechCoach
08-27-2007, 11:37 PM
Do not taunt Mr. Lampard. I especially like the part about security shielding Mr. Lampard from crying children with their jackets.
Katon
08-28-2007, 05:27 AM
is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!

i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out

That struck me as a strange choice by the author given that Frank's the only Chelsea player who's actually scored in a shootout recently. Also the clause letting him out of games against weak opposition - the problem is usually getting him to stop playing and get some rest. He plays more games most years than anyone else in England.

Great parody, but I think it could work slightly better if it was attached to someone else.