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Flasch186
08-28-2007, 10:41 PM
I had to yell at my dogs to get them inside and I ended up near the back edge my fenced in yard. I could smell something coming from the heavily forested ditch behind the house. Now Im watching a murder mystery so I am absolutely sure that has something to do with it but tomorrow Im going to go back there and see if I find a body.

I'll keep you updated!!
StarBuck
08-28-2007, 10:48 PM
Probably a dead animal.
korme
08-28-2007, 10:49 PM
The Punisher had something to do with this
st.cronin
08-28-2007, 10:52 PM
I blame Pumpy Tudors.
Flasch186
08-28-2007, 11:10 PM
The Punisher had something to do with this

i have an audition this week for a movie about the Bush/Gore ballot debacle....very very very small role to even audition for. Im also getting new headshots made tomorrow. Eh, you never know and Im due for new ones.
korme
08-28-2007, 11:11 PM
Thats exciting. I can see James Lipton interviewing you now
bbor
08-28-2007, 11:15 PM
I had taco bell.....sorry
Flasch186
08-29-2007, 08:05 AM
I looked and so nothing, no dead animal or person perhaps it was just the awesome Jacksonville air, last night.
Crim
08-29-2007, 02:39 PM
Dig in it with a toothpick, see if anything green comes out.
Maple Leafs
08-29-2007, 03:39 PM
Sounds like it could be the Jaguars' passing offence.
SackAttack
08-29-2007, 03:52 PM
i have an audition this week for a movie about the Bush/Gore ballot debacle....very very very small role to even audition for. Im also getting new headshots made tomorrow. Eh, you never know and Im due for new ones.

Are you playing the role of Ralph Nader or Pat Buchanan?
Bee
08-29-2007, 04:04 PM
My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.
Flasch186
08-29-2007, 04:05 PM
Are you playing the role of Ralph Nader or Pat Buchanan?

neither, im trying out for 1 or 2 lines. Odds stacked against though....as always.
MikeVic
08-29-2007, 04:10 PM
Are you sure you aren't standing in the ditch and smelling yourself? HAHAHA. That's so funny!
lordscarlet
08-29-2007, 04:22 PM
My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.

FTW
Pumpy Tudors
08-29-2007, 04:23 PM
I was out of town when that shit happened.
SackAttack
08-29-2007, 04:31 PM
neither, im trying out for 1 or 2 lines. Odds stacked against though....as always.

I'm trying to picture what those lines are.
M GO BLUE!!!
08-29-2007, 06:10 PM
I blame Pumpy Tudors.

Do you have stairs in your house?
Karlifornia
08-29-2007, 07:42 PM
It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!
Flasch186
08-29-2007, 08:25 PM
I'm trying to picture what those lines are.

need help with something sir?

or

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?
korme
08-29-2007, 08:31 PM
need help with something sir?

or

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?

That seems like it'd be so tough to stand out above others
tarcone
08-29-2007, 08:53 PM
Goota emphasize words. That will make you stick out.

"Need HELP with something sir?"

"Can I invite YOU to the public bathroom?" Thats a weird line. I have never been invited to a publice bathroom.
Crim
08-29-2007, 09:05 PM
Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?


Need to determine your character's motivation. Is he from Idaho?
JPhillips
08-29-2007, 09:42 PM
Just remember that everything sounds better with an English accent. Also, change sir to guv'ner.
st.cronin
08-29-2007, 09:54 PM
Do you have stairs in your house?

No. :(
Crim
08-29-2007, 10:59 PM
BUT are you protected?
Logan
08-29-2007, 11:18 PM
It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

How fantastic would the change to "heavily forested bitch" have been?

If people started posting pics of potential victims, SD would have a laundry list of people to ban before you.
Flasch186
08-30-2007, 03:36 PM
The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor.
dacman
08-30-2007, 05:14 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
SackAttack
08-30-2007, 05:21 PM
The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor.

Did you invite her to the public restroom?
Coffee Warlord
08-30-2007, 05:51 PM
Did you invite her to the public restroom?

And did you tap your foot if she accepted?
Julio Riddols
08-30-2007, 08:48 PM
It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

"Strange Spells Coming From The Witch Behind My House"
korme
08-30-2007, 10:18 PM
Ask Lori to get you a gig on Dexter, she has done casting calls for that show.
Flasch186
08-30-2007, 10:44 PM
unfortunately Im not in a position to ask for anything :)