Need help with impossible image search

[BrianD]

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

[rkmsuf]

that's like post of the year so far

[mauchow]

Reese Witherspoon?

[MikeVic]

Oh yeah, that's Tiffany Beth Callaway. She did some guest spots on All My Children.

[MikeVic]

Reese Witherspoon?

I'm sure people would be approaching her.

[lordscarlet]

that's like post of the year so far

+1

I'm just waiting for someone to actually have the answer. That will be post of the year.

[JHandley]

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

Let me get this straight, we know how big her teeth, hands and head are, but not chest?

[Surtt]

Betty Boop?

[CraigSca]

I think we might be in business if we could create this person in Maximum Football. Perhaps it would jog a memory for BrianD. Any takers?

[Logan]

I guarantee somewhere out there, there's a message board devoted to Broadway plays. Find it. Even better, find the board for the specific one you saw. Pose the question there. Chances are someone will have been at the same show and may have seen her.

Sorry for giving real help.







I swear I don't hang out on Broadway-related message boards. Not that there's anything wrong with it...

[Lorena]

Have you seen Battlestar Galactica BrianD?

[BrianD]

Let me get this straight, we know how big her teeth, hands and head are, but not chest?

She was a typical thin actress...so not much chest. The Reece Witherspoon guess was not bad for head-shape, but this girl's chin wasn't so prominent.

Like the thread title said, this is an impossible search. We do have some pretty crazy people around here though, so I figured it was worth a shot.

[BrianD]

Have you seen Battlestar Galactica BrianD?

I have not, but feel free to throw out a name. You never know what suggestion will trip a memory.

[CraigSca]

Somewhere there's a post on a Broadway play bulletin board asking about an obscure sim for a sport the poster is not familiar with. All he remembers is the players wear shoes and sometimes bounces the ball hoping for an occasional grand slam.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Somewhere there's a post on a Broadway play bulletin board asking about an obscure sim for a sport he's not familiar with. All he remembers is the players wear shoes and sometimes bounce the ball hoping for an occasional grand slam.
So jbmagic hangs out on Broadway play boards now?

[Logan]

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

[BrianD]

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

This suggestion might prevent this from being the most useless thread ever. :)

[SnDvls]

maybe flere could give us a sketch to help narrow down the search

[MikeVic]

maybe flere could give us a sketch to help narrow down the search

No, he's working on the NFL pics!!

[Neon_Chaos]

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/lindy_booth.jpg

[Lorena]

Katee Sackhoff

[MikeVic]

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/lindy_booth.jpg

Nice guess! Could this be it? Or maybe he wants a head like that Dick Tracy Flat Top guy.

[BrianD]

natural blond, or not?

Not exactly blond, but the actress that comes into mind would be Lindy Booth from Relic Hunter and Cry Wolf. Not sure how many actresses have big foreheads (I assume that's what you mean by her head being wider on top).

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/lindy_booth.jpg

Ah, Pizza Girl from October Road. It would have been much more fun to run into her.

I think the girl was a natural blond. It was hard to tell given that I could only see her head, but there weren't any obvious roots or anything. Had I been thinking, I would have faked a phone call and taken a picture with my phone. Sadly that thought never occurred to me.

[cartman]

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.

I did just that, and this was the pic I got back.

???

http://www.badbeatscrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pumpy.gif

[Shkspr]

By the way, while it might be impossible to satisfy your ultimate goal, researching the answer by Google Image searching "pretty young blonde girl" with SafeSearch off could be very fun.


Interestingly, the first page of hits from this exact search produced only one picture of a girl who was topless.

However, four of the girls on the first page had no bottoms on.

Is foreplay dead?

[Logan]

Interestingly, the first page of hits from this exact search produced only one picture of a girl who was topless.

However, four of the girls on the first page had no bottoms on.

Is foreplay dead?

I don't believe you. Hold on.

ETA: I see four girls committing acts that are illegal in many states.

We should compare and contrast our results...maybe on Sportsdigs.

[korme]

Google's search is always changing! I google FOFC, it's the second result on the first page, sometimes it's on the second page halfway down.

[Logan]

Google's search is always changing! I google FOFC, it's the second result on the first page, sometimes it's on the second page halfway down.

Dude...you're supposed to be googling naked chicks.

[MJ4H]

http://www.badbeatscrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pumpy.gif

It was all worthwhile.

[CamEdwards]

Kristen Chenowith?

[korme]

Average height... Toothy... wide head, thin chin...

David Letterman?

[Karlifornia]

Was it PJ Soles?

[gstelmack]

I don't believe you. Hold on.

ETA: I see four girls committing acts that are illegal in many states.

We should compare and contrast our results...maybe on Sportsdigs.

I see 26 BLATANT health code violations.
Oh man, this is like a puffy party!
27!

[WSUCougar]

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/gorn.jpg

[st.cronin]

Jenna Jameson?

[Sublime 2]

Stephanie March from SVU?

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/06/09/060922stephaniemarch_320.jpg

[MikeVic]

This looks kinda close to the description?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/kathy-griffin-eats-it.jpg

[BrianD]

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/gorn.jpg

Hmmm, pretty sure she wasn't a gorn.

[stevew]

It was probably some reality show chick. Someone from the real world, road rules, etc.

[BrianD]

It was probably some reality show chick. Someone from the real world, road rules, etc.

That is a fear I have had. If that is the case, the odds of figuring out who she is are probably worse than impossible.

[stevew]

Maybe it's a chick from a Valtrex commercial. She's really happy acting since it's all about suppression.

[sterlingice]

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/gorn.jpg

I fail to see the "man hands"

SI

[Crim]

I wouldn't call it blonde, but...

http://www.homestead.com/flowstate/files/gorn.jpg

I thought we'd already ruled out Reese Witherspoon...?

[Karlifornia]

I thought we'd already ruled out Reese Witherspoon...?

lol

[sterlingice]

I was in the audience for a Broadway play this weekend when a slightly familiar young woman sat down in the seat in front of me. I'm thinking that she was slightly familiar probably from some movie or TV show, but I couldn't place her. I also noticed that nobody else seemed to pay any attention to her so I'm guessing if she was a celebrity, she was a very minor one. Of course now it is going to bother me until I figure out who she was.

Anybody have any thoughts on how I find an actress (probably) with no name and no knowledge of any work she has done? All I know is that she was blond, 5'7"-5'9", probably about 25, had fairly big teeth, man-hands, and her head was wider on top than on the bottom.

To be serious, did you think for sure it was a celebrity and not someone you see on a daily basis like someone who serves at a local restaurant or works at the same building as you?

SI

[Ironhead]

Our sketch artists have been hard at work and based on your description we believe this to be the best lead on finding this woman.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/BrianDSketch.jpg

[st.cronin]

Ironhead is on his way to being an fofc legend.

[twothree]

Our sketch artists have been hard at work and based on your description we believe this to be the best lead on finding this woman.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/Aaenuel/BrianDSketch.jpg

I think I know her. Wasn't she in that movie with Bill Murray and Bugs Bunny?

[BrianD]

To be serious, did you think for sure it was a celebrity and not someone you see on a daily basis like someone who serves at a local restaurant or works at the same building as you?

SI

I was on vacation to NY from WI so I'm pretty sure it wasn't someone I see normally.

[StarBuck]

Ironhead is on his way to being an fofc legend.
LOL He is silent but deadly.

[korme]

She just described her boyfriend as a fart

[StarBuck]

Gah, Men! Silent running then?

[spleen1015]

Oh yeah, that's Tiffany Beth Callaway. She did some guest spots on All My Children.

Is there something you want to tell us?

[MikeVic]

Is there something you want to tell us?

No, I was just making up a name and the first show that popped into my head. Which was All My Children because I was thinking of Sarah Michelle Gellar for whatever reason, and I think she was on that show early on.

[spleen1015]

No, I was just making up a name and the first show that popped into my head. Which was All My Children because I was thinking of Sarah Michelle Gellar for whatever reason, and I think she was on that show early on.

Mhmm.

You like to watch Oprah, too, dontcha?!

[StarBuck]

Oprah's "YOU GO GIRL!" Club?