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st.cronin
10-10-2007, 07:24 PM
Girlfriend's Mother and Grandmother are arriving tomorrow, and staying for two weeks. Help.
Raiders Army
10-10-2007, 07:30 PM
Get plenty of tampoons.

Seriously though, make sure you schedule events that they will like such as shopping, etc. Being in the SW, I'd take them to a Mexican restaurant and stuff like that. Where are they from?
st.cronin
10-10-2007, 07:34 PM
Get plenty of tampoons.

Seriously though, make sure you schedule events that they will like such as shopping, etc. Being in the SW, I'd take them to a Mexican restaurant and stuff like that. Where are they from?

The Dakotas.
Greyroofoo
10-10-2007, 07:36 PM
Foursome
Logan
10-10-2007, 07:38 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D780~Jack-Daniel-s-Black-Label-Posters.jpg
Raiders Army
10-10-2007, 07:38 PM
Definitely Mexican then and make sure they can buy some "authentic" SW junk. FWIW, White Sands is pretty nice along with Carlsbad Caverns (but that may be too far). I think the Trinity site will be open soon. Let me check.
Raiders Army
10-10-2007, 07:40 PM
Ooops. It was open last weekend. It'll be open in April if they're staying that long. :D
johnnyshaka
10-10-2007, 08:13 PM
Go to bed early, get up late, and go to work while you're awake.
Lathum
10-10-2007, 08:48 PM
Does she live with you/ are they staying with you?
stevew
10-10-2007, 08:52 PM
I guess it should give you an advanced preview of the future.
Karlifornia
10-10-2007, 09:31 PM
Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."
st.cronin
10-10-2007, 09:39 PM
Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."

I was hoping you would post in this thread.
Neon_Chaos
10-10-2007, 09:44 PM
#1: DON'T PANIC.
DeToxRox
10-10-2007, 09:45 PM
Introduce yourself by saying:

"Cronin's my name
and bonin's my game.....and by bonin I mean (point) *your* daughter and *your* granddaughter."

Then tell them you know a guy named Karl who gave the women he loves Chylmedia because he cheated on her with me
JonInMiddleGA
10-10-2007, 09:46 PM
If Logan's suggestion fails, there are other options.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/content/images/2007/06/22/heroin_460_460x350.jpg
Karlifornia
10-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Then tell them you know a guy named Karl who gave the women he loves Chylmedia because he cheated on her with me

LOL...Well what about that time I shook your hand with your mother's vagina juices on it and then you smelled your hand and you were like "Geez man I don't remember eating week old halibut"
DeToxRox
10-10-2007, 09:50 PM
LOL...Well what about that time I shook your hand with your mother's vagina juices on it and then you smelled your hand and you were like "Geez man I don't remember eating week old halibut"

And I only shook your hand to be make a good impression on your 15 year old sister.
Desmond
10-10-2007, 09:55 PM
Get rid of the sex swing in the living room.
CamEdwards
10-10-2007, 09:56 PM
I have a guest room if you can think of a pressing reason that would send you to D.C.
Toddzilla
10-10-2007, 10:11 PM
Get rid of the sex swing in the living room....and hang it out on the front porch - ask granny if she wants a go :eek:
Atocep
10-10-2007, 10:15 PM
I would suggest getting busted masturbating to internet porn on the first day and then enjoy the fact that they shortened their trip by 13 days.
Desmond
10-10-2007, 10:18 PM
Show her pictures of detox and karl making out.
korme
10-10-2007, 10:21 PM
Ask them to turn around so you can blow smoke up their asses.