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Mizzou B-ball fan
03-12-2008, 01:21 PM
Only in Kansas could something like this occur...........

http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/339011.html

Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
By ROXANA HEGEMAN
Associated Press Writer

A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said today.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later today to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh as if she was using the toilet. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said.

"She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented," Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave."

Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled.

She refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out. She was taken to Via Christi Regional Medical Center-St. Francis Campus in Wichita, where she is in fair condition. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

A neighbor, James Ellis, told the Associated Press that he had known the woman since she was a child but said he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier.

At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

The case has been the buzz of this western Kansas town.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," Ellis said.

MJ4H
03-12-2008, 01:22 PM
That is incredibly sad.

vex
03-12-2008, 01:42 PM
wow

SteveMax58
03-12-2008, 02:11 PM
"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," Ellis said.


Well...did he offer her a laxative?

Critch
03-12-2008, 02:15 PM
needs photographs

Yossarian
03-12-2008, 02:23 PM
Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal's role in Secretary

stevew
03-12-2008, 02:29 PM
I believe she was waiting for the Pens to move to Kansas City, but nobody told her it wasn't true.

JonInMiddleGA
03-12-2008, 02:33 PM
Why is this surprising? I thought everyone knew women took forever to get out of the bathroom.

Cringer
03-12-2008, 02:41 PM
So was she still giving him BJs? I wouldn't be calling her my girlfriend still after two years without a BJ every now and then.

cartman
03-12-2008, 02:44 PM
I bet this turns out to just be a project from an avant-garde German scheisse film producer. There goes his grant money.

stevew
03-12-2008, 02:56 PM
I would hope he has 2 bathrooms, otherwise he'd have to cope with a shitty girlfriend.

Ksyrup
03-12-2008, 02:57 PM
I really didn't want to make a joke about this, but the fucking Sheriff's name is WHIPPLE for chrissakes!

WHIPPLE!

Lathum
03-12-2008, 02:57 PM
wow, 10 posts in and no taco bell jokes

Eaglesfan27
03-12-2008, 03:36 PM
I really didn't want to make a joke about this, but the fucking Sheriff's name is WHIPPLE for chrissakes!

WHIPPLE!

I wonder how many people get how truly funny that is. :D

Also, the original story is very sad. I'm sure they aren't allowed to say, but I think the quote that they weren't sure if she was developmentally disabled was just to cover themselves. Seems certain to me that she must be which makes it even more sad.

DaddyTorgo
03-12-2008, 03:51 PM
yeah. that's actually not that funny and really pretty sad.

albionmoonlight
03-12-2008, 03:54 PM
I'd have to think that the boyfriend was developmentally disabled as well.

path12
03-12-2008, 05:15 PM
I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Passacaglia
03-12-2008, 05:24 PM
I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Ctown-fan told him to wait two years?

Noop
03-12-2008, 05:27 PM
Geez. I have nothing else good to say about her.

Mizzou B-ball fan
03-13-2008, 07:23 AM
I wonder what finally got him to decide to call?

Plumbing was broken and he couldn't take the toilet off to fix it.

Ksyrup
03-14-2008, 08:33 AM
yeah. that's actually not that funny and really pretty sad.

This is a relationship story, nothing more, nothing less. And at some point in every relationship, in order for things to progress, it comes time to shit or get off the pot. I guess for this guy, that time was 2 years in.

Bee
03-14-2008, 12:44 PM
How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Mizzou B-ball fan
03-14-2008, 12:47 PM
How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Depends on what she ate the day before.

Axxon
03-14-2008, 02:11 PM
Reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal's role in Secretary

Umm, no.

Axxon
03-14-2008, 02:12 PM
I wonder how many people get how truly funny that is. :D

Also, the original story is very sad. I'm sure they aren't allowed to say, but I think the quote that they weren't sure if she was developmentally disabled was just to cover themselves. Seems certain to me that she must be which makes it even more sad.

Us older farts I'd imagine. :D

rkmsuf
03-14-2008, 02:23 PM
Woman sits on boyfriend's face for 2 years.........






fire this thread up

stevew
03-14-2008, 02:33 PM
woman shits on boyfriends face for 2 years.........

Ksyrup
03-14-2008, 02:34 PM
Both of you, take it to the parody thread!


...that someone needs to start.

rkmsuf
03-14-2008, 02:36 PM
Both of you, take it to the parody thread!


...that someone needs to start.

how about taking it to the fantasy fishing thread? will that suffice?

MikeVic
03-14-2008, 02:38 PM
Hey what you saying about fantasy fishing.

Ksyrup
03-14-2008, 02:41 PM
how about taking it to the fantasy fishing thread? will that suffice?

That will probably serve the same purpose, yes.

korme
03-14-2008, 04:15 PM
So where did the boyfriend crap during all of this?

cartman
03-14-2008, 05:42 PM
So where did the boyfriend crap during all of this?

There's a reason the kitchen sink has a garbage disposal.

path12
03-14-2008, 07:20 PM
How long would your girlfriend/wife have to be sitting on the toilet before you called someone in?

Three, four days max.

Mizzou B-ball fan
03-27-2008, 12:29 PM
Uh oh, sounds like someone's getting a little frisky when he doesn't have a girlfriend stuck to his toilet.................

Man in toilet case arrested for exposure

NESS CITY, Kan. | A Ness City man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends.

Kory McFarren was arrested Sunday for alleged lewd and lascivious behavior and spent the night in jail before bonding out, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple.

McFarren, 36, could not be reached for comment. No charges had been filed as of this morning.

McFarren was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult after his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, 35, was found stuck to the toilet in late February. Police believe she stayed in the couple’s bathroom for up to two years and sat on the toilet for about a month.

Passacaglia
03-27-2008, 01:10 PM
Wait...now she was only on the toilet for one month? What was she doing the other 23 months?

Ksyrup
03-27-2008, 01:21 PM
The other 2 - Showering and Shaving.

wade moore
03-27-2008, 01:27 PM
Interesting.

I listen to the "Don and Mike Show" syndicated out of DC. They had a guy call-in and say his mom lives in this small town and he grew up there. He said that supposedly the guy had been arrested before for exposing himself, etc, etc. This was early last week.

I assumed he was full of shit - who'd have thunk it.

Crim
03-27-2008, 06:11 PM
No way I'm spending two fucking years in a bathroom and only one month actually sitting on the fucking toilet. I smell a media coverup.