Hi there

[Pumpy Tudors]

What are you trying to say about Ironhead (RIP)?!? :mad:
LOL

I had forgotten all about that.

[Izulde]

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

Who needs a loofah?

[JeeberD]

I use the cheap puff balls.

Yes, those are the way to go...

[Ksyrup]

My Tender Canvas would be a great name for Pumpy's first album.

[Fidatelo]

Soap is always iffy. You should always wash off any pubes before you're done, but some people aren't very courteous. As Jeebs said, you can always rinse those off if you follow an inconsiderate SOB.

There is, however, a more pertinent issue. Lets say you follow Skid Mark Guy. And lets say skid mark guy is pretty liberal in his attempts at soaping away the mark zone. No way in hell does a quick rinse of the soap bar make that thing clean. You need to somehow remove a full layer of soap without touching it...

[Ksyrup]

You need to somehow remove a full layer of soap without touching it...

What, you don't have one of these hanging in your shower?

http://www.kitchenfantasy.com/images/GT-3091.jpg

[Dr. Sak]

A potato peeler would suffice then.

[Pumpy Tudors]

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[JeeberD]

THANK YOU! I couldn't find it after a quick search...

[sachmo71]

this is a very popular thread.

[Ksyrup]

Whenever I see this thread title, I think of Peter Gabriel. Soaping up.

Thanks a lot.

[rkmsuf]

My pubes love soap. One or two always abandon ship to stick to it.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I knew my pubes were out of control when I tripped over them in the shower this morning. I busted up my shoulder pretty good, and I also dropped the white woman whose hair I was washing myself with. After she regained consciousness, she muttered something about grabbing her purse and roller skates and going back to Halifax.

I guess some of my relatives were right when they said I needed to find me a nice "sister" to wash my hair with.

[Dr. Sak]

Why not just braid them?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Why not just braid them?
OH BECAUSE I'M BLACK I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE CORNROWS RIGHT? YEAH AND MY HUGE DICK IS GOING TO PLAY IN THE NBA AND BECOME A RAPPER HUH?

YOU HOMOPHOBIC RACIST. GO CLIMB INTO NOOP'S BED AND BRING SHORTY WITH YOU.

[MikeVic]

Halifax woman?

[MJ4H]

No seriously why not braid?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Halifax woman?
Yeah. I don't even know why I used her hair. It's kinda short, so I had to hold on real tight while I rubbed her head all over my body.

No seriously why not braid?
YOU CAN GO JOIN THE ORGY IN NOOP'S BED TOO. WOO PIG SOOIE YOUR ASS

[MikeVic]

Short hair eh. Better not be who I'm thinking of.

[Dr. Sak]

OH BECAUSE I'M BLACK I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE CORNROWS RIGHT? YEAH AND MY HUGE DICK IS GOING TO PLAY IN THE NBA AND BECOME A RAPPER HUH?

YOU HOMOPHOBIC RACIST. GO CLIMB INTO NOOP'S BED AND BRING SHORTY WITH YOU.


Well something about you has to have the black quality....because my the picture of you in my head is quite similar to the commercial where Hootie sings that country song for Burger King.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Short hair eh. Better not be who I'm thinking of.
she sucks a mean loofah lemme tell ya. i say, old chap, she reminds me of ye olde hose out near the terrace. after i rub her all about me body, i gently lay her upon the bonnet of me Miata and plow her until the sun rises in guam. sunday bloody sunday

[Pumpy Tudors]

Well something about you has to have the black quality....because my the picture of you in my head is quite similar to the commercial where Hootie sings that country song for Burger King.
Welp, I just made an appointment at the pube salon. If that's what it takes to get street cred, that's what I'll do.

[rkmsuf]

get a tatoo of a penis on your forehead

that's street cred

[MikeVic]

Pumpy Tudors, I demand satisfaction.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Pumpy Tudors, I demand satisfaction.
That's what SHE said!

oho!

[MikeVic]

I am done.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Six pages of posts in one day? Damn impressive!

I was walking down the street in Harlem behind a young lady with amazing legs who was wearing fishnets. I noticed every guy she passed had the same look on his face, like he was in amazement. Then I got to one guy who had a different look... more of a "Hello there. Want to ___?" He didn't seem to notice the display passing by either. I was the display. Ewww.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I was walking down the street in Harlem behind a young lady with amazing legs who was wearing fishnets. I noticed every guy she passed had the same look on his face, like he was in amazement. Then I got to one guy who had a different look... more of a "Hello there. Want to ___?" He didn't seem to notice the display passing by either. I was the display. Ewww.
He was probably attracted to your fishnets.

[Galaxy]

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

[rkmsuf]

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

Pipe down Feldman.

[MikeVic]

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

That's an oxymoron. Well, maybe the Kathy Griffin eps.

[Pumpy Tudors]

That's an oxymoron. Well, maybe the Kathy Griffin eps.
WHAT YOU SAY

[Dr. Sak]

WHAT YOU SAY

I think what he is trying to say is that Kathy Griffin use to be a dude...therefore by the associative property...would not be allowed in Noop's bed, but maybe allowed in Shorty's. I haven't completed the integration yet.

[Autumn]

It doesn't really matter what he does with your "bodywash" and "sprays" because you've already been outed, via having "bodywash" and "sprays" and not being married.

[Autumn]

Shit, when I opened this thing there was only onepage of comments. Talk about out of sync.

[Kodos]

Ralphie Wiggums voice: "What's an oxymormon?"

[rkmsuf]

Is it gay for your roommate to borrow your Miata?

[Ksyrup]

No friend of mine is allowed in my car. If they need to go where I will be, they can take the bus.

[MikeVic]

I agree with Ksyrup. What if they fart in your seat? Then the next time someone sits in it, the smell will be released again. I don't want to risk some horrible smelling crap.

And if they have bad BO?

[Dr. Sak]

Don't forget...everytime you smell someone else's (or your own for that matter) fart, fecal matter gets stuck in your nose hairs.

[rkmsuf]

probably in your ear hairs too which could impare your hearing

[MikeVic]

Yeah every time you listen to a fart, fecal matter gets stuck to your ear hairs.

[Dr. Sak]

While the fart travels up, I bet fecal matter gets stuck in your pubes too. Which gets on the soap.

[rkmsuf]

Ever think about how many pubes are all over the place. I mean there would figure to be pubes just about everywhere. Thus fecal matter as well.

[MikeVic]

Next time you use a bar of soap with pubes on it, just think about someone taking a dump on it beforehand.

[Lorena]

Sickos.. all of you

[MikeVic]

Sickos.. all of you

Which part?

[Eaglesfan27]

Which part?

The pubes.


I needed a good laugh and this thread has provided quite a few.

[Lorena]

Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

[MikeVic]

Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

That's sick. Way to make the thread cross over the sicko line!

[Dr. Sak]

Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

You just crossed that line...way to go.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I haven't shaved in a few days, but I have had a cock in my face recently. I'm not sure which hairs on my chin are facial hair and which are pubes.

[Dr. Sak]

I haven't shaved in a few days, but I have had a cock in my face recently. I'm not sure which hairs on my chin are facial hair and which are pubes.

Well if you have gray hairs of your face, we know whos pubes they came from.

[Lorena]

lol

[rkmsuf]

If they are red I'm betting you had Carrot Top over at some point.

[Logan]

Well if you have gray hairs of your face, we know whos pubes they came from.

Pumpy was trying to convince Owen Nolan to come to the Devils next season.

[MikeVic]

If they are red I'm betting you had Carrot Top over at some point.

Or that nasty tramp Kathy Griffin.

[rkmsuf]

Or that nasty tramp Kathy Griffin.

he could never get near kathy griffin's penis

[Pumpy Tudors]

ok this is pretty much bullshit

THE THREAD ENDS HERE.

[Ksyrup]

Wait, I haven't had a chance to join in on the KG bashing!

[Dr. Sak]

Wait...so this is a gang bang?

[Pumpy Tudors]

OK IT ENDS HERE

HERE

[Dr. Sak]

What ends where?

[Pumpy Tudors]

THREAD
HERE
STOP

[MikeVic]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/kathy-griffin-eats-it.jpg

SWARM SWARM!

[Dr. Sak]

THREAD
HERE
STOP

No one asked you BUNDLE DICK!

[Ksyrup]

Wait...so this is a gang bang?

On Pumpy, sure. On KG, not a chance in hell.

[Pumpy Tudors]

JUST DAMN

[rkmsuf]

PUMPY TUDORS GANG BANG!!!!!!!!

[MikeVic]

I don't know where he's been.

[Dr. Sak]

I don't know where he's been.

There is a good probability that you've washed your face with soap infected by his pubes.

[Crim]

How did Pumpy get involved?

[Lorena]

How did Pumpy get involved?

I thought he was out of town when that shit happened.