Hi there

[rkmsuf]

As a guy, have you ever walked by another guy you don't know and have him smile at you in a way that makes you very uncomfortable?

That just happened.



I have to go.

[Dr. Sak]

Was your zipper all the way up?

[MikeVic]

You're getting a surprise tonight! I get smiled at sometimes but I don't find it weird, I just smile back. Be happy!

[rkmsuf]

Was your zipper all the way up?

Yes.

We had complete eye contact too. Until he smiled of course.

[Ksyrup]

This didn't, by chance, follow some unintentional toe-tapping in the stalls, did it?

[Dr. Sak]

You're getting a surprise tonight! I get smiled at sometimes but I don't find it weird, I just smile back. Be happy!

You scare me...

[rkmsuf]

You're getting a surprise tonight! I get smiled at sometimes but I don't find it weird, I just smile back. Be happy!

I bet you do.

[rkmsuf]

This didn't, by chance, follow some unintentional toe-tapping in the stalls, did it?

No. I could understand if I unintentionally took a wide stance.

In the parking lot as I was coming in.



I'm never leaving the building.

[MikeVic]

I'm thinking about it more. I give kind of a smirk back, because I don't want to ignore them in case I'm supposed to know them from somewhere. Maybe you know this guy? Or he recognizes you?

[rkmsuf]

I'm thinking about it more. I give kind of a smirk back, because I don't want to ignore them in case I'm supposed to know them from somewhere. Maybe you know this guy? Or he recognizes you?

no and no


just keep smiling dude

[path12]

As a guy, have you ever walked by another guy you don't know and have him smile at you in a way that makes you very uncomfortable?


How you doin?

[MikeVic]

This is at work right?

[rkmsuf]

How you doin?

bingo

[Mustang]

He didn't offer to help you avoid prostate cancer did he?

[rkmsuf]

This is at work right?

bingo

[MikeVic]

I just saw jbmagic in this thread!

[MikeVic]

bingo

I don't know, maybe you guys walk past each other every day and he just wanted to say hi in his own special way by smiling. ;)

[Noop]

I thought you were gay. I am not joking either I honestly taught you were gay.

As for gay things can anyone confirm that it is gay to sit on another man's bed?

[rkmsuf]

I thought you were gay. I am not joking either I honestly taught you were gay.

As for gay things can anyone confirm that it is gay to sit on another man's bed?

For you I'm gay.

[MikeVic]

I'm pretty sure it's not gay to sit on another man's bed, if you have to be in the room and there's no chairs or anything. And the room is small.

[rkmsuf]

as far as the bed thing, are you in your underwear and is there any tickle fighting going on?

[MikeVic]

Either of those would make it gay for sure.

[rkmsuf]

Either of those would make it gay for sure.

so if they weren't on the bed it would be ok then

[MikeVic]

I guess you can be in underwear in another guy's room to grab deodorant or something. But quick in and out would have to be done, otherwise it would be gay. And even then I think it's teetering on gay. But tickle fighting of any kind is automatically gay.

[Lorena]

I guess you can be in underwear in another guy's room to grab deodorant or something. But quick in and out would have to be done, otherwise it would be gay. And even then I think it's teetering on gay. But tickle fighting of any kind is automatically gay.

so do you bring your own deodorant? sharing deodorant would be gay too, i think.

[Noop]

Okay example lets say I am in my living room and a friend of mine goes to my room and goes to sleep on my bed. I tell him to get the fuck out of my room because thats gay to be in another guy's room when the living room is where everyone is...

Then I wash my sheets because he was on them. Did I over react? Because my policy is only women can come in my room and sleep period. My roommate has never seen the inside of my room and nor have I seen inside his room.

Sorry about the grammar. I have been awake all night studying for a final.

[path12]

so do you bring your own deodorant? sharing deodorant would be gay too, i think.

A bottle of lube on the bedstand is a bad sign also.

[MikeVic]

so do you bring your own deodorant? sharing deodorant would be gay too, i think.

That was just an example. Just pretend your deodorant was in the room somehow.

edit: sharing deodorant is not good.

[MikeVic]

Okay example lets say I am in my living room and a friend of mine goes to my room and goes to sleep on my bed. I tell him to get the fuck out of my room because thats gay to be in another guy's room when the living room is where everyone is...

Then I wash my sheets because he was on them. Did I over react? Because my policy is only women can come in my room and sleep period. My roommate has never seen the inside of my room and nor have I seen inside his room.

Sorry about the grammar. I have been awake all night studying for a final.

Yeah, I think the friend would have to go to his home to sleep. Or sleep in the living room if he can.

[rkmsuf]

That was just an example. Just pretend your deodorant was in the room somehow.

edit: sharing deodorant is not good.

what if it's spray on?

and say I'm short on Axe body spray. Can I borrow some?

[Lorena]

edit: sharing deodorant is not good.

yeah you're right.. you'll be swapping bodily fluids which is pretty closes to having sex.

[rkmsuf]

Okay example lets say I am in my living room and a friend of mine goes to my room and goes to sleep on my bed. I tell him to get the fuck out of my room because thats gay to be in another guy's room when the living room is where everyone is...

Then I wash my sheets because he was on them. Did I over react? Because my policy is only women can come in my room and sleep period. My roommate has never seen the inside of my room and nor have I seen inside his room.

Sorry about the grammar. I have been awake all night studying for a final.

passing out on your bed might be ok. voluntarily getting under your covers is a beating.

[Noop]

Yeah, I think the friend would have to go to his home to sleep. Or sleep in the living room if he can.

Thats the thing he made a big deal over it saying why can't he sleep in there. I told him if he was sleeply to crash on the couch or sleep on the balcony but do not sleep in my room. He fails to realize that sleeping in another man's bed is absolutely gay.

[MikeVic]

what if it's spray on?

and say I'm short on Axe body spray. Can I borrow some?

Oh yeah, spray-on is still OK. But then you might smell the same, which is a preference issue now. If it happened once or twice I'd let you use it. But more than that and I'd tell you to stop smelling like me. Even if you buy the same one yourself, it feels different if it's the EXACT same one you just used.

[Dr. Sak]

But quick in and out would have to be done, otherwise it would be gay.

Is that what he said?

[MikeVic]

yeah you're right.. you'll be swapping bodily fluids which is pretty closes to having sex.

Exactly. That's pretty much sick.

[Noop]

passing out on your bed might be ok. voluntarily getting under your covers is a beating.

He voluntarily went into my room. Once I found out he was in there I went in and told him to get the fuck out. This is the same guy who always asks to borrow clothes from me which is gay in my opinion too.

[rkmsuf]

He voluntarily went into my room. Once I found out he was in there I went in and told him to get the fuck out. This is the same guy who always asks to borrow clothes from me which is gay in my opinion too.

I'd keep an eye on how he smiles at you.

[MikeVic]

Thats the thing he made a big deal over it saying why can't he sleep in there. I told him if he was sleeply to crash on the couch or sleep on the balcony but do not sleep in my room. He fails to realize that sleeping in another man's bed is absolutely gay.

I agree.

[MikeVic]

Is that what he said?

Damn, that's worded pretty badly.

[Noop]

what if it's spray on?

and say I'm short on Axe body spray. Can I borrow some?

That's okay I guess. What if its your bodywash? Do you let him borrow it?

[Dr. Sak]

That's okay I guess. What if its your bodywash? Do you let him borrow it?

I think it is ok just as long as he doesn't use your wash rag.

[rkmsuf]

That's okay I guess. What if its your bodywash? Do you let him borrow it?

I'd feel comfortable squeezing some into another container and giving that to him.

[Noop]

I think it is ok just as long as he doesn't use your wash rag.

You see I am weird with this because if any object has been around me when I am nake then it is off-limits.

[MikeVic]

I think body wash is the same kind of thing. I wouldn't like someone always using the exact same body wash I use, unless there was some sort of agreement when it was bought.

[Noop]

I'd feel comfortable squeezing some into another container and giving that to him.

Seems like a reasonable solution.

[rkmsuf]

You see I am weird with this because if any object has been around me when I am nake then it is off-limits.

guy could shove the bodywash bottle up his ass

[Dr. Sak]

You see I am weird with this because if any object has been around me when I am nake then it is off-limits.

What about your girlfriend's mouth?

[Ksyrup]

Okay example lets say I am in my living room and a friend of mine goes to my room and goes to sleep on my bed. I tell him to get the fuck out of my room because thats gay to be in another guy's room when the living room is where everyone is...

Then I wash my sheets because he was on them. Did I over react? Because my policy is only women can come in my room and sleep period. My roommate has never seen the inside of my room and nor have I seen inside his room.

Sorry about the grammar. I have been awake all night studying for a final.

I would wash the sheets for hygene reasons because he's probably a typical smelly guy, not because I thought he left some "gay" on my sheets.

Personally, I've never heard of roommates banning each other from their rooms during normal times of the day - like if their studying, or listening to music or something. Privacy is one thing, but you seem to be way over the edge. I wonder what you would do in one of those dorm situations where the room is basically a giant bedroom with study areas?

[Fidatelo]

Borrowing clothes is only ok if you were thrown in a pool or something. But that brings up the sticky issue of borrowing underwear, because you can't reasonably go commando in another mans clothes.

[MikeVic]

I think kinda gay is leaving hair in the shower if you have a male roommate. You know he'll be in there. Do you want him to look at your pubes?

[Noop]

What about your girlfriend's mouth?

I wish I had a girlfriend. My "lady friend" refuses to do that often and I don't kiss her so... I dunno.

[rkmsuf]

Borrowing clothes is only ok if you were thrown in a pool or something. But that brings up the sticky issue of borrowing underwear, because you can't reasonably go commando in another mans clothes.

the only thing men should be borrowing clothes wise is maybe a jacket. that's it other than an emergency type situation like the pool.

[MikeVic]

I would wash the sheets for hygene reasons because he's probably a typical smelly guy, not because I thought he left some "gay" on my sheets.

Personally, I've never heard of roommates banning each other from their rooms during normal times of the day - like if their studying, or listening to music or something. Privacy is one thing, but you seem to be way over the edge. I wonder what you would do in one of those dorm situations where the room is basically a giant bedroom with study areas?

Yeah if i were to wash the sheets, it would be because they are dirty. If their head is on your pillow, well, you know how greasy hair can get and that's pretty sick.

I think Noop is ok with guys in his room to talk or whatever, but not sleeping on his bed.

[MikeVic]

Borrowing a tie is ok too.

[Noop]

I would wash the sheets for hygene reasons because he's probably a typical smelly guy, not because I thought he left some "gay" on my sheets.

Personally, I've never heard of roommates banning each other from their rooms during normal times of the day - like if their studying, or listening to music or something. Privacy is one thing, but you seem to be way over the edge. I wonder what you would do in one of those dorm situations where the room is basically a giant bedroom with study areas?

That's why I made sure I got an apartment instead of a dorm. I don't ban my roommate but what in my room would interest him? Only time I would image he would go in there is when his girlfriend is cooking and he would go in to close my closet because the smell of curry seeps into my clothes.

[Noop]

the only thing men should be borrowing clothes wise is maybe a jacket. that's it other than an emergency type situation like the pool.

Agree. Should be made into a man law.

[Dr. Sak]

I would never borrow another guy's underwear. If a guy borrows a pair of mine...i do not want them back. I don't care if it was washed in cholorox. I don't want them back.

Also, next time you use your roommate's wash rag, think of the last thing he washed with it and the first thing you wash on yourself. NASTY!

[rkmsuf]

That's why I made sure I got an apartment instead of a dorm. I don't ban my roommate but what in my room would interest him? Only time I would image he would go in there is when his girlfriend is cooking and he would go in to close my closet because the smell of curry seeps into my clothes.

he probably rubs his junk all over your clothes

[MikeVic]

Underwear borrowing is off-limits. If a friend wants to borrow mine, he must be very desperate.

[Dr. Sak]

he probably rubs his junk all over your clothes

Not to mention what he does to Noop when he passes out.

[Fidatelo]

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

[Dr. Sak]

Also...sharing porn is off limits. There is enough on the computer now-a-day to be able to find whatever you want free...hell...sharing is computer is off limits too!

[Noop]

LOL.

[rkmsuf]

Also...sharing porn is off limits. There is enough on the computer now-a-day to be able to find whatever you want free...hell...sharing is computer is off limits too!

I had this debate (in a thread here I think) about two guys sharing vcr porn tapes. I am anti-sharing in this case.

[Noop]

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

Give me a towel and I will go home. Or I will dry my underwear in the bathroom and then go home. Or just go home wet.

[rkmsuf]

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

Normally when you fall in the pool you dry off. Get a towel and presumably it's a warm day whereever you are swimming. Insisting on borrowing clothes is a gay move. Oldest trick in the book.

[Noop]

I share porns with my roommate but thats because he has one that really turns on females.

[rkmsuf]

I share porns with my roommate but thats because he has one that really turns on females.

I guess that's a special case. I'm talking two guys sharing run of the mill porn in some bizzare exchange program.

[MikeVic]

So how do you handle the fell-in-a-pool scenario? I had this happen in high-school and had to borrow underwear, I've stayed a good 25 feet from the edge of a pool while clothed ever since.

That's tough. Depends on the scenario. I don't think I would be able to do it myself, but I can see scenarios where it would have to be done by others.

[MikeVic]

I had this debate (in a thread here I think) about two guys sharing vcr porn tapes. I am anti-sharing in this case.

Yeah, I think that was here too. The enjoyment out of watching the porn would be lost because you'd be thinking what your friend was doing. I think you even said the tape was stopped at a certain point, so you KNOW what happened there.

[Noop]

Yeah, I think that was here too. The enjoyment out of watching the porn would be lost because you'd be thinking what your friend was doing. I think you even said the tape was stopped at a certain point, so you KNOW what happened there.

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Dr. Sak]

I think in the early 90s it was ok to share VCR porn because it wasnt as easy to get as it is now.

[MikeVic]

But make sure you rewind if that's the case then.

[Dr. Sak]

But make sure you rewind if that's the case then.

Wash your hands before you rewind it.

[Fidatelo]

Normally when you fall in the pool you dry off. Get a towel and presumably it's a warm day whereever you are swimming. Insisting on borrowing clothes is a gay move. Oldest trick in the book.

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

[Dr. Sak]

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

Was your friend's mom hot? If yes..then yes stand around naked.

[Noop]

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

I would have stood for 45 mins to an hour.

[rkmsuf]

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

Well if you are a kid that's different. Like Shorty could totally get away with this.

Once you hit say, 16, I think your falling in the pool - give me your clothes days are over.

[MikeVic]

I did not insist, I was pressured to by the friend's mom. Keep in mind I had no car and was not within walking distance of home. I believe plans for later in the day called for going out as well (and not within air-drying time). My only option was to put my stuff in the dryer and borrow his clothes, or I suppose stand around naked in the laundry room for 45 minutes to an hour.

That sounds like a scenario where borrowing underwear had to be done. Otherwise you'd be going commando on the guy's pants. This way they can throw away the underwear after you're done. The inconvenience is mostly on your part for having to wear it, as opposed to the commando option (which would be more of an inconvenience to them, since pants cost more than underwear), and since you fell in the pool you should bear the brunt of the inconvenience.

[Dr. Sak]

Speaking of laundry. I had an interesting/awkward conversation in the car the other day with my buddy and his wife.

We're talking about how we hate to do laundry and such...then his wife (who is a bit ditzy and doesn't think when she talks) blurts out something...

ME: I am sick of doing laundry, and I have to since i dont have any boxers.

Friend's Wife: Speaking of boxers...why do boys always have skid marks in their underwear???

Me: Ummm...skid marks??

Friend's wife: Yeah i see them all the...

Friend: ENOUGH!!

The next 10 mins of the ride was extremely quiet and extremely difficult for me not to bust out laughing.

[MikeVic]

Guy doesn't know how to wipe? You DO NOT borrow his underwear ever.

[Noop]

Well atleast your buddy doesn't roar(Like a lion) while he is having sex with his girlfriend. Akward the first time I heard it and cracks me up when I hear it now.

[Noop]

When I poop I have to take a shower.

[rkmsuf]

When I poop I have to take a shower.

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

[Noop]

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

If they made a device that I can do that then I would it.

[Kodos]

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

[rkmsuf]

If they made a device that I can do that then I would it.

You have a bucket? Then you have the device.

[rkmsuf]

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

Wait, why are you showering at your friend's house?

[Kodos]

Perhaps I fell in the pool?

[rkmsuf]

Perhaps I fell in the pool?

sounds like gratuitous shower usage

[Kodos]

How about I'm visiting from out of state, and we just finished playing basketball?

[rkmsuf]

How about I'm visiting from out of state, and we just finished playing basketball?


I would assume that you would have packed a towel. Or that your friend, knowing you were visiting, had some clean ones.

Anything else is one of the oldest tricks in the book.

[MikeVic]

Yeah this smells fishy.

[rkmsuf]

If your friend lets you sleep in his bed and takes the guest room I'd consider a hotel and less showers.

[rkmsuf]

What if, after showering at your friend's house, you find out he doesn't have any spare towels. Do you use his?

I don't think so. I mean he dried his junk with it. Presumably clean junk but still junk.

[Dr. Sak]

just poop in the shower. think efficiency.

I drink beer in the shower...it is amazing.

I had another buddy in college that would do the 3 S's (Shit shower and shave) but in the wrong order.

He would shave, shower, then shit. Stupid fuck.

[Dr. Sak]

How can you completely trust your roommate to know he doesn't piss in the shower? That's a whole other can of worms.

[MikeVic]

I always piss in the shower.

[Dr. Sak]

I always piss in the shower.

Why not just wash in the toilet then?

[Noop]

I always piss in the shower.

Ever piss in a cup and spill it on the floor and have someone else walk right after you cleaned it but drop some food at the same spot you dropped the cup of piss. They not knowing that piss was on the floor used the five second rule and proceed to pickup their food and continue eating?

[rkmsuf]

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

[Dr. Sak]

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

Ok Carl Spackler

[MikeVic]

Ever piss in a cup and spill it on the floor and have someone else walk right after you cleaned it but drop some food at the same spot you dropped the cup of piss. They not knowing that piss was on the floor used the five second rule and proceed to pickup their food and continue eating?

I don't pee into cups, so I haven't had this happen to me.

[Noop]

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

[cuervo72]

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[MikeVic]

Why not just wash in the toilet then?

I piss into the drain, so I don't see it as a big deal.

[Noop]

I don't pee into cups, so I haven't had this happen to me.

Never been drunk and high off magic mushrooms? I guess I am the only who thought that was funny at the time.

[Dr. Sak]

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

Was it still steaming? That could be considered a Hot Lunch.

[rkmsuf]

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

maybe that guy got into your bed after

[Noop]

Was it still steaming? That could be considered a Hot Lunch.

A little bit got on my hand when I threw it but I am not sure.

[Dr. Sak]

maybe that guy got into your bed after

Rubbed his face on your pillow...then turned it over.

Then you got into bed and you turned the pillow over because you like the feeling of the cool side of the pillow. Meanwhile you didn't realize you got a face full of shit and might as well just tossed your buddy's salad.

[Kodos]

The five-second rule is bunk. As soon as food touches the floor, it's done.

[rkmsuf]

The five-second rule is bunk. As soon as food touches the floor, it's done.

The piss sterilizes it though.

[Dr. Sak]

The piss sterilizes it though.

The ammonia in piss kills the germs.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I know that at least 3 of you are sitting there waiting to see what I have to say about the myriad of subjects discussed in this thread.

[Dr. Sak]

The piss sterilizes it though.

Hell remember when Moises Alou would piss on his hands to make them tougher? Do you think he washed his hands before he ate? Fuck no!

[Noop]

I bet this thread gets locked.

[rkmsuf]

I know that at least 3 of you are sitting there waiting to see what I have to say about the myriad of subjects discussed in this thread.

we need the bowling perspective from you. if someone sticks their fingers in your holes are you uncomfortable not knowing where their hands have been?

[Lorena]

If you pee on your feet, it eliminates athlete's foot.

[korme]

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

[Ksyrup]

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

OTM

[Lorena]

These acronyms.. what's OTM?

[Lorena]

These acronyms.. what's OTM?

nvm

[Dr. Sak]

If you pee on your feet, it eliminates athlete's foot.

It also takes the pain out of jellyfish stings.

[Noop]

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

My thing is why would anyone want to be in my room? Television? We have on in the living. Sleep? Baloncy or couch. Video Games? We have all the systems hooked up to the television. If they want to talk to me in private then we have a balcony.

As for clothes I generally don't share clothes with people because some people are not as hygenic is me. I have a big problem with people who don't wear an undershirt when borrowing a shirt. Then have it smelling like them and won't even chip in for dry cleaning.

As for my roommate again I really don't see the reason for him to be in my room. There is nothing in there that would be of use of to him. He might go close my closet or maybe use my computer if he wants something I have on my computer(sending it through the network)

[korme]

Noop, I'm not saying someone should just go in and sit on your floor while you aren't in there, but if you are in there what is the big deal?

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.

[Ksyrup]

"Hey noop, can I talk to you about someth-"

"Woah woah woah, hold it there. Let's take it out to the living room, please."

Yeah, that seems a bit odd to me.

[MJ4H]

This is by far the weirdest thread I've ever seen on any message board.

[MJ4H]

Seriously, it's like that movie with Brendan Fraser living in the bomb shelter with Christopher Walken (Blast from the Past maybe?). Encino Ma..I mean Brendan Fraser's character goes up into the real world and just does thing normally the way he's accustomed to and everyone just stares in awe at the freak. I guess I'm the freak.

Really? No guys in your room?

What the hell?

[rkmsuf]

there's no reason for dudes to be in there

[Pumpy Tudors]

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.
I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

[Dr. Sak]

there's no reason for dudes to be in there

I think there can be exceptions...say there is a girl to guy ratio of like 5 girls to 1 guy and it turns into an orgy. I think it is ok because there would be an established buffer of boobs and pussy to keep you away from the other dude.

[rkmsuf]

I think there can be exceptions...say there is a girl to guy ratio of like 5 girls to 1 guy and it turns into an orgy. I think it is ok because there would be an established buffer of boobs and pussy to keep you away from the other dude.

well ok then

[Dr. Sak]

I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

Which in Shorty's case is his entire lifetime.

[Ksyrup]

I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

Work aside, I hadn't ever worn an undershirt until I moved up north.

[rkmsuf]

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

I mean they can wear underwear but you'll still get ass and crotch sweat. Shoot even Phil Mickelson gets this.

[Noop]

Noop, I'm not saying someone should just go in and sit on your floor while you aren't in there, but if you are in there what is the big deal?

Sit on the floor or the chair no problem but on my bed big problem. If you need to talk to me in private fine thats not a problem just don't lay on my bed thats reserved for me and the chicks.

[Subby]

I bet Noop would be a research psychologist's wet dream.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Work aside, I hadn't ever worn an undershirt until I moved up north.
I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.

[Dr. Sak]

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

Great point...let's go back an analyze things here. Shorty makes an appearance in the thread. Calls us all homophobes. Says he lets men wear his shorts but gets all fired up if they wear a shirt without an undershirt.

Arm pit sweat is a no no...yet ball sweat is permissible...hmmm...teabagger.

[Noop]

Really? No guys in your room?

What the hell?

No guys sleeping in my room.
No guys laying or sitting on my bed.

There is nothing of interest to them in there.

[Dr. Sak]

. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

I thought those were called wife beaters?

[Noop]

I bet Noop would be a research psychologist's wet dream.

Why? You seem to think I hate women from what i can recall.

[korme]

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

I mean they can wear underwear but you'll still get ass and crotch sweat. Shoot even Phil Mickelson gets this.

I don't think I am concerned with anyone's ballsweat SOAKING through their own boxers and damaging my mesh shorts. That's a little over-reactive.

Or atleast anyone that borrows my shit is my same frame (5'11 around 170), so they aren't exactly the big sweaters.

Sit on the floor or the chair no problem but on my bed big problem. If you need to talk to me in private fine thats not a problem just don't lay on my bed thats reserved for me and the chicks.

I don't have a response, I don't have a problem with a friend sitting on my bed.

[rkmsuf]

I don't think I am concerned with anyone's ballsweat SOAKING through their own boxers and damaging my mesh shorts. That's a little over-reactive.

Or atleast anyone that borrows my shit is my same frame (5'11 around 170), so they aren't exactly the big sweaters.



I don't have a response, I don't have a problem with a friend sitting on my bed.

Whatever basketball you are playing ain't basketball, sally.

[korme]

I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.


Undershirt for me is a white t-shirt. I have never rocked a wife beater.

No guys sleeping in my room.
No guys laying or sitting on my bed.

There is nothing of interest to them in there.

I guess you've never had parties over where people need to crash all amongst your crib and your bedroom floor is enough for one person.

[Noop]

Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

[Ksyrup]

I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.

I have always worn an undershirt (t-shirt) with work clothes, mainly because in Florida it was hot as hell and if you sweat through a white dress shirt...not a good look. I still wear an undershirt to work. But I don't ever recall wearing an undershirt - at least from high school on - until I moved to Kentucky a couple of years ago. Way too warm. Most of the time I didn't even want one shirt on, much less two. Now that I live where it's cold enough to make a difference, I do.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I thought those were called wife beaters?
Yeah, those things. Not to try to speak for the entire city here, but I never ever heard anyone refer to them as "wife beaters" in New Orleans. I only heard that term on TV. I'd completely forgotten about it. I try not to talk to many people in Pennsylvania because too many strange things happen when I talk to you folks up here. I guess people around here aren't used to talking while there's a cock in their face.

[Noop]

I guess you've never had parties over where people need to crash all amongst your crib and your bedroom floor is enough for one person.

Most of the people who I party with live five minutes away on campus.

[korme]

Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.

[Dr. Sak]

Most of the people who I party with live five minutes away on campus.

I think he is talking about "other" kinds parties.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.

[rkmsuf]

shorty likes dudes sleeping in his bed

[Ksyrup]

Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

When I had roommates, discussions happened wherever. It depended on what we were doing at the time. If I'm on the computer and we're talking about something, the conversation was in my room. I never really thought about whether he was sitting on my bed, or standing next to me, or pulled a chair up. Never really occurred to me, but maybe it's because we didn't have many "communal" items - separate computers, study areas, music, etc., which was in each of our rooms.

[Pumpy Tudors]

LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.
Yes, our shirts are off. Come touch my nipples and try to guess their circumference.

[rkmsuf]

I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.

I didn't even have the chance. The smile was so disconcerting and my cock not long enough that I had no reaction.

[korme]

Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).

[Pumpy Tudors]

Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).
So, uh, what? You're not going to touch my nipples?

Edit: Seriously, I don't know why the fuck I come down here.

[Noop]

LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.

I am just saying... I am not a homophobe but I find certain things to be weird to me.

[Dr. Sak]

I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.

What if the dude is an accountant...do you set up a date...errr..meeting with him?

[Pumpy Tudors]

What if the dude is an accountant...do you set up a date...errr..meeting with him?
You just gave me an idea, thanks!

[Dr. Sak]

Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).

Wow we kept this thread clean and you had to go bring out the f word. Go wash your mouth out with soap...that your roommate just used to wash his junk.

[korme]

Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.

[MikeVic]

I don't have a problem with guys in m room or on my bed, depending on the situation as I've explained I believe. My room is small and crowded, with my computer, TV, etc. So friends will sit on my bed if they wanna see something on my computer and that's ok with me.

I don't wear undershirts, but I do wear layers of clothes in the winter. I don't wear anything under my t-shirt though.

I sweat a ton during basketball or jogging. There's no way I'd want another guy sweating that much in my basketball shorts.

[Dr. Sak]

Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.

Tell the dude in your bed you'll be there in 5 minutes...i'm sure he will wait.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I had a guy with prostate cancer in my bed. I told him that he could've prevented it, but he would've had to leave the bed first.

[Noop]

Wow we kept this thread clean and you had to go bring out the f word. Go wash your mouth out with soap...that your roommate just used to wash his junk.

LOL.

[korme]

I guess then I just don't give a fuck, I have a washer and dryer and know how to use them, and I don't only own 2 pair of gym shorts.

[rkmsuf]

I mean if you don't think ball sweat gets on your basketball shorts I think we can stop right there.

[Noop]

I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.

[MikeVic]

Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.

I know how you feel. I've barely gotten work done today because of this damn thread.

[rkmsuf]

Pumpy is going to bowl three games, come over and you can see the amount of ball sweat produced.

[korme]

I mean if you don't think ball sweat gets on your basketball shorts I think we can stop right there.

I really don't ever get ball sweat on my gym shorts. I guess you are just a sweaty guy.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I guess it's no big deal to me because I grew up with a cock in my face.

[Noop]

I guess it's no big deal to me because I grew up with a cock in my face.

LOL!!!!!!!!

[korme]

I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.

I can understand that to an extent then.

[MikeVic]

I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.

I think this is a good point. It depends on what kind of bond you have with your dude friends is too.

[rkmsuf]

I really don't ever get ball sweat on my gym shorts. I guess you are just a sweaty guy.

there's more of us than there are of you

[rkmsuf]

I think this is a good point. It depends on what kind of bond you have with your dude friends is too.

exactly what bond would make any of this ok?

[Pumpy Tudors]

OK, I need to admit something here. After I've bowled 3 games, my balls do end up pretty sweaty. I mean, my underpanties are like totally soaked in the beanbag area. Now, I'm pretty hardcore about my bowling, but I can't help that my crotch ends up being that wet. I scratch my balls regularly during bowling, and while my teammates generally don't mind, there's this MILF on another team and she doesn't like it when I do that. Her boyfriend then threatens to beat the shit out of me, but he's a Raiders fan, so I pretty much just treat him like I'd treat jbmagic.

So, basically, jbmagic has touched my balls.

[MikeVic]

For the record, for these situations, if they were to happen to me... I wouldn't freak out and be all "why are you laying on my bed in your boxers!! get the hell off!" But it would be something I'd poke fun at later.

[Dr. Sak]

Shorty also believed when his roommates told him that the stain on the shorts he borrowed was because he spilled egg whites on them.

[Dr. Sak]

exactly what bond would make any of this ok?

They all piss in the shower...together.

[Dr. Sak]

I scratch my balls regularly during bowling, and while my teammates generally don't mind, there's this MILF on another team and she doesn't like it when I do that. Her boyfriend then threatens to beat the shit out of me, but he's a Raiders fan, so I pretty much just treat him like I'd treat jbmagic.

Your teammates dont mind that you scratch your balls...but do you share bowling balls? Then eat food while bowling...so they also lick your balls.

[korme]

bsak = homophobe

[Pumpy Tudors]

Your teammates dont mind that you scratch your balls...but do you share bowling balls? Then eat food while bowling...so they also lick your balls.
I wouldn't let someone else touch my bowling balls. THAT'S NASTY

[Noop]

Is there anyway we can nominate threads to be saved? This thread is now offically a classic Pumpy and Smurf are really at the top of their game.

[Dr. Sak]

Plus when Shorty finally comes out of the closet we can point to this as his coming out party!

[rkmsuf]

ty

all the dude did was smile at me. he's the mvp here.

[MikeVic]

They all piss in the shower...together.

The streams don't cross though.

[korme]

Plus when Shorty finally comes out of the closet we can point to this as his coming out party!

That's why no one can ever have a civilized discussion about stuff like this because the homophobe freaks out and starts making outlandish accusations. No one needs to prove who has the bigger pair of cajones here, bsak, it's ok.

[Noop]

MikeVic you deserve notice as well. Kudos to you (Not to be confused with Kodos)

[Dr. Sak]

That's why no one can ever have a civilized discussion about stuff like this because the homophobe freaks out and starts making outlandish accusations. No one needs to prove who has the bigger pair of cajones here, bsak, it's ok.

Wow you put me in my place...

In case you didn't noticed this thread when way south...way before you even looked at it. I'll stop picking on you and handle you the kids gloves from now on.

And we know you don't have big cajones like Pumpy because you don't produce the amount of ball sweat like him.

[JeeberD]

I'm with Shorty on this one. I think most of you guys are overreacting...

[Noop]

Really so if you barely know a guy and he wants to come over your going to hang out all alone with him in your room? I think that is very Brokeback...

[Ksyrup]

Just to offer some perspective...let's say noop was dealing with this situation:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/fairy.jpg

[MikeVic]

I'm with Shorty on this one. I think most of you guys are overreacting...

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.

[JeeberD]

If he wants to hang out alone with me in my room, that might be kind of weird. But if the rest of the place is loud and he wants to crash out (and can't make it home for some reason), I don't have a problem with that. He just better get the hell out ASAP when it's time for me to crash...

[Noop]

Just to offer some perspective...let's say noop was dealing with this situation:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/fairy.jpg

Isn't he a member here? Izude I think...

[MikeVic]

Oh great the Izulde pic.

[Dr. Sak]

Holy shit...

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A driver is being treated at a Saint Johns County hospital after his truck overturned, spilling Jell-O snack packs all over I-95.

Police say the driver's truck flipped over this morning after it slammed into another truck. Individual packs of Jell-O splattered all over the highway, which caused a major traffic jam.

The driver was trapped inside the mangled truck, but was quickly rescued by police.

He was airlifted to the hospital and is being treated for non-life threatening injuries.

Police say no one else was hurt in the crash.

Would it have been ok for the driver to eat the jello off the road to survive?

[MikeVic]

If he wants to hang out alone with me in my room, that might be kind of weird. But if the rest of the place is loud and he wants to crash out (and can't make it home for some reason), I don't have a problem with that. He just better get the hell out ASAP when it's time for me to crash...

Now you understand. :)

[JeeberD]

And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc...

[Noop]

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.

I agree.

[Dr. Sak]

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.

Yeah but someone had to get their panties in a bunch.

[MikeVic]

Holy shit...



Would it have been ok for the driver to eat the jello off the road to survive?

Yeah if you're so hungry and there's no other food, you gotta reach out for one of teh jell-o packs.

[Noop]

And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc...

Soap? Ergh that is nasty. What if his pubes are embedded in the soap? And you know that his towels are going to have pubes in them.

[Dr. Sak]

Soap? Ergh that is nasty. What if his pubes are embedded in the soap? And you know that his towels are going to have pubes in them.

Soap yea...but body wash clearly has a boundary. There is a container...most of the time it is plastic and impenetrable to pubes. And if closed properly, those nasty suckers aren't going to slip in that way.

[MikeVic]

We talked about body wash. Soap though? Yuck. I've had to do that, and I felt dirty.

[JeeberD]

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

[Pumpy Tudors]

My pubes can get through a body wash container. I've actually had my pubes penetrate a SCUBA tank. IT'S TRUE I SAW IT ON TV

[MikeVic]

I've had pubes left on towels before.

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?

[Noop]

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

Their pubes could be on their towels.

[Dr. Sak]

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

Jeebs that's all well in good in theory. But how much do you trust your friends. I KNOW how well I wash myself. Sometimes I am in a hurry and I don't wash as good as when I have time. So what happens if you are the person after that quick shower you use the towel...not as clean as you thought!

[Pumpy Tudors]

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?
I most certainly would eat the soap happily.

Edit: Oh, you said "use."

[JeeberD]

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?


Rinse it off and it's good to go...

[MikeVic]

I most certainly would eat the soap happily.

Edit: Oh, you said "use."

Maybe the pubes cancel out the soap taste.

[MikeVic]

Rinse it off and it's good to go...

Really? I don't use bars of soap so I'm afraid I can't offer much incite here.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes?

[Noop]

Rinse it off and it's good to go...

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

[Dr. Sak]

Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes?

I bet you bought it from Borat didn't you?

[MikeVic]

That explains it then.

[Dr. Sak]

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

I just puked in my mouth.

[JeeberD]

Really? I don't use bars of soap so I'm afraid I can't offer much incite here.


Actually, I haven't used a bar of soap in like four years...my wife (girlfriend at that point) made me stop for some reason. It was drying out my skin? I dunno...

[JeeberD]

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

I wouldn't grab the pubes. Grab the bar of soap by a couple of clean spots and then put it under some hot, running water. Good as new then...

[MikeVic]

Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I bet you bought it from Borat didn't you?
Is niiiiiice.

[MikeVic]

Actually, I haven't used a bar of soap in like four years...my wife (girlfriend at that point) made me stop for some reason. It was drying out my skin? I dunno...

So it's body wash now?

[JeeberD]

Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic!

[Noop]

I wouldn't grab the pubes. Grab the bar of soap by a couple of clean spots and then put it under some hot, running water. Good as new then...

I will just leave it at that. :)

[Dr. Sak]

Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.

All this talk of soap got his hands sweaty...maybe he grabbed for the bar of soap in the bathroom, it slipped, fell on the floor, and in comes Mr Smiles...well you get the picture.

[JeeberD]

Oh, and back to the original subject...back at Christmas time, I was shopping in the mall when some dude just came up and started talking to me. I was in the Cowboys Pro Shop, and he started talking about the Cowboys, which was cool, but he quickly moved on to asking my name and where I worked. And then he complimented my watch...which was really weird (I made sure to mention that my wife had given it to me). Then after having me cornered for about five minutes, he just said he had to go and left.

Very, VERY odd encounter.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I used to work in the French Quarter. I could top any story about some guy smiling or starting personal conversations. I won't do that because I'm a nice guy, though, and also because my therapist recommends repressing those memories.

[Kodos]

Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?

[Dr. Sak]

Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?

(raises hand)

Don't you have telemarketers to harass :)

[Pumpy Tudors]

I think this thread might be the place to announce that I want to change my username to "White Man's Burden" soon.

[MikeVic]

Just change it to Michael Bolton.

[Izulde]

Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic!

Seriously, I thought the whole bodywash thing was played out until I actually tried this stuff.

A lot more convenient, cleansing and efficient than soap.

[Kodos]

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

[Dr. Sak]

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

Are you talking a full fledged loofah or one of those puff ball things you can get for 98 cents at Target?

[MikeVic]

I use the cheap puff balls.

[korme]

its called a loofa (i think), and they are bomb, easier to spread massive amounts of soap across your tender map

[Pumpy Tudors]

I use a white woman's hair.

[Dr. Sak]

Kudos brings up a good point and this was a heated debate between myself and a few others at work. I was called a sissy because I used a puff ball/loofah but I said they were cleaner to use than using a wash rag and soap.

I still stand by my statements.

[korme]

its called a loofa (i think) and its easier to spread the soapy mess all over your canvas

[JeeberD]

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

What are you trying to say about Ironhead (RIP)?!? :mad:

[Izulde]

dola,

I hate having people in my room unless I know them really well or they're a hot female.

It's nothing to do with sexuality, though. It's more of a primal territory and privacy sort of thing. Like, it makes me skittish when people touch my stuff.

Conversely, I avoid going into people's rooms unless I know it's cool for me to be in there and while I'll look at people's stuff if I happen to be in there, simply because I'm of the philosophy that the things a person has in their room, their arrangement, etc, can be quite revealing about them, I don't touch their things as a general courtesy rule.

As for the whole borrowing thing, I -hate- borrowing other people's things and will go to great lengths to avoid it.

The one exception will be if it's something impersonal, like something in a bottle like shampoo or something.

[korme]

haha, i thought the first time i posted it didn't send so i rewrote it. i like canvas better than map anyhow.