View Full Version : Life Is A Rubix Cube
Anthony
05-07-2008, 12:33 PM
I just thought of this yesterday. Its perhaps the most random insightful observation I've ever made. My manager gave me and a coworker mini-rubix cube keychains, the following is a result of these keychains.
life starts out perfect, unblemished (a new rubix cube). we then create our own problems, we hurt people along the way and we fall, many times in the process (mixing up the colors in order to have a puzzle to solve). we then spend the rest of our time trying to resolve those problems, trying to right our wrongs and seeking that initial perfection (trying to get all the colors to match up again).
there it is. that's life. i've passed this observation around to other coworkers and they've totally bought into it.
i want to start a cult now.
CamEdwards
05-07-2008, 12:38 PM
Life starts out with you utterly helpless, unable to even feed yourself or clean your own urine and feces off your body. That's your definition of perfect and unblemished?
Cult busted. Now on to Scientology!
JonInMiddleGA
05-07-2008, 12:39 PM
Life starts out with you utterly helpless, unable to even feed yourself or clean your own urine and feces off your body.
And often comes full circle.
Dr. Sak
05-07-2008, 12:49 PM
Why does everything always come back to urine and feces?
Kodos
05-07-2008, 12:53 PM
It's "Rubik's Cube", you dolt.
st.cronin
05-07-2008, 01:04 PM
If only life were as easy as a Rubik's Cube.
Ksyrup
05-07-2008, 01:28 PM
And often comes full cubicle.
Come on, get in the spirit!
Logan
05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
If this were true, I'll be dead halfway through my life goals.
Butter
05-07-2008, 01:34 PM
I fell asleep like 3 words into HA's post.
Subby
05-07-2008, 01:42 PM
Probably time to hang up the ol' Hell Atlantic persona before you do any more damage to it.
Unless you were going for lame and not entertaining.
Bonegavel
05-07-2008, 01:43 PM
If only life were as easy as a Rubik's Cube.
Have yet to solve one that didn't involve ripping it apart or removing the stickers.
Huckleberry
05-07-2008, 01:44 PM
I guess getting drunk is the equivalent of peeling off the stickers and putting them in the right places.
Anthony
05-07-2008, 01:54 PM
this cube is mocking me. i only mixed it up a little bit so i'd have an easy puzzle to solve whenever i wanted, but i must've twisted it a bit too much cuz now its just complete chaos. and now i look at it and it's not going to get solved cuz apparently its going to be about 100 moves to fix this and i don't have the attention span for this. my coworker broke his by "accident" so i think i'm gonna do the same.
NoMyths
05-07-2008, 02:09 PM
It must really break your heart that there are 8-year-olds that can solve your life in under two minutes.
Anthony
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/rubiks.jpg
Kodos
05-07-2008, 02:49 PM
If life were based on your skill at solving a Rubik's cube, I would be set for life.
I have quite a few worthless skills. Talking jittery squirrels down from a tree is another one that I possess.
Julio Riddols
05-07-2008, 02:54 PM
Why does everything always come back to urine and feces?
Because they are great lovers.
HA, I think that notebook might be a better example of "life". It starts empty and meaningless, and eventually its full of shit you would rather have no one know about.
M GO BLUE!!!
05-07-2008, 03:05 PM
Dude, you got to hook me up with your connection...
Julio Riddols
05-07-2008, 04:09 PM
Said the RCA cables to the HDMI.
Izulde
05-07-2008, 04:11 PM
Life starts out with you utterly helpless, unable to even feed yourself or clean your own urine and feces off your body. That's your definition of perfect and unblemished?
Lacan wants to fight you.
Anthony
05-07-2008, 04:38 PM
a suicide:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/HellAtlantic/rubix.jpg
MikeVic
05-07-2008, 04:39 PM
You have pencil crayons?
Fidatelo
05-07-2008, 05:24 PM
I thought life is a highway? Has Tom Cochrane been lying to me all these years?
ColtCrazy
05-07-2008, 08:46 PM
So what's life like for the people that take the stickers off to make life perfect again?
Bonegavel
05-08-2008, 10:05 AM
So what's life like for the people that take the stickers off to make life perfect again?
Things a just a teenie tiny bit off depending on how anal they are.
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