Hey Kobe - tell me how my ass taste

[Anthony]

ummm, Kobe, Shaq's got some shit to say about you.

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

[Anthony]

to be honest, i've seen interviews with Shaq where he just sounds slow and stupid. but he actually speaks rather well when he's dropping science on the mic. he sounds more normal.

[muns]

Ive been in the camp that shaq needed to stop rapping like 20 years ago, however I got a good laugh at this one, and didnt think is was totally horrible. He seemed to warm up in the middle as he started to feel his flow.

[jeff061]

Shaq may be slow when he talks. But I certainly don't think he ever came across as stupid.

I'm a very blunt person. But this pretty much trumps my life's work in that department I think.

[Anthony]

i really would just love for Shaq to win a ring without Kobe, to really hammer home the point that Kobe is nothing without a dominating big man. shit, Kobe and the Lakers didn't even get good until they stole Gasol from Memphis. but seriously, if Shaq ever won again it'd be the greatest thing. what an asterisk there'd be next to Kobe's name.

i don't get the "how my ass taste" part though. don't know what he was trying to say, but i think it's just great - at least we know where Shaq stands with regards to Kobe.

[Young Drachma]

i really would just love for Shaq to win a ring without Kobe, to really hammer home the point that Kobe is nothing without a dominating big man. shit, Kobe and the Lakers didn't even get good until they stole Gasol from Memphis. but seriously, if Shaq ever won again it'd be the greatest thing. what an asterisk there'd be next to Kobe's name.

i don't get the "how my ass taste" part though. don't know what he was trying to say, but i think it's just great - at least we know where Shaq stands with regards to Kobe.

1. He won with Kobe. With Dwayne Wade.

2. How my ass taste is in reference to the girl that Kobe is accused of raping. Reports indicated something about anal sex taking place, among other things.

[KWhit]

i really would just love for Shaq to win a ring without Kobe, to really hammer home the point that Kobe is nothing without a dominating big man. shit, Kobe and the Lakers didn't even get good until they stole Gasol from Memphis. but seriously, if Shaq ever won again it'd be the greatest thing. what an asterisk there'd be next to Kobe's name.

i don't get the "how my ass taste" part though. don't know what he was trying to say, but i think it's just great - at least we know where Shaq stands with regards to Kobe.

You do know that Shaq has already won without Kobe, right?

[Young Drachma]

Shaq is seriously the worst rapper ever. Even when people are ghostwriting shit for him, he can't spit worth a lick. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. I mean, at least Kobe GOT to the Finals with a bunch o' scrubs. What did Shaq do in Phoenix but LITERALLY drag them down?

[Galaxy]

Shaq is seriously the worst rapper ever. Even when people are ghostwriting shit for him, he can't spit worth a lick. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. I mean, at least Kobe GOT to the Finals with a bunch o' scrubs. What did Shaq do in Phoenix but LITERALLY drag them down?

Scrubs? Odom and Gasol aren't exactly "scrubs". Also, is it fair to compare a player who is 36 years old to a 29-year-old player who is in his prime?

[Young Drachma]

Scrubs? Odom and Gasol aren't exactly "scrubs". Also, is it fair to compare a player who is 36 years old to a 29-year-old player who is in his prime?

Compared to the awesome threesome in Boston? Scrubs might be harsh, but the sentiment wasn't too far off. You gotta have at least one other bonafide star on that team. Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol don't qualify.

[miami_fan]

Slow day in sports huh?

[Anthony]

You do know that Shaq has already won without Kobe, right?

sorry - i meant *another* ring without Kobe. :redface:

[MrBug708]

Shaq's popularity is fading into the sun and he's trying everything he can to stay in the limelight.

He even took a shot at The Captain...?

[Anthony]

it's funny, ESPN.com printed the following (quoting what Shaq said during his freestyle):

He also implored the crowd to sing along to his oft-repeated chorus: "Kobe [expletive], tell me how my [expletive] tastes."

lol, that leaves a lot to the imagination. i would've thought a whole lot worse filling in the blanks.

"Kobe, dear sir, tell me how my clams casino tastes."

[Lathum]

I find it interesting that Shaq makes a negative white dude reference in his "freestyle" and it's totaly ok.

[MikeVic]

I hate Shaq even more. I saw this really stupid "rap" on three sports shows this morning. It's not even close to good!

[MikeVic]

Dola,

And then his dumb comments after... don't make it out to be something it's not? Then don't say stupid things you idiot.

[KWhit]

I find it interesting that Shaq makes a negative white dude reference in his "freestyle" and it's totaly ok.

Missed that part. What did he say?

[Eaglesfan27]

Basically, he said it was all in fun and that he didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. Also, he said when him and Kobe were teammates they used to rap with each other and say worse things about each other.

I'm not into rap, but I thought it was pretty tame and in the tradition of freestyle rap to take these sort of shots at each other without it meaning much. Of course, Shaq and Kobe's history makes it seem much worse.

[BishopMVP]

Compared to the awesome threesome in Boston? Scrubs might be harsh, but the sentiment wasn't too far off. You gotta have at least one other bonafide star on that team. Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol don't qualify.The "sentiment" was Lakers in 5, maybe 6 before the series started. Pau Gasol was the perfect fit for the triangle offense big man and people were speculating it could be the start of a mini-dynasty.

This rap sucks, but not nearly as much as the media (read: ESPN+clones) breathlessly reporting on it as if it is more relevant than actual sports news.

[DanGarion]

Can You Dig It?

[Fidatelo]

I love Shaq, and think that rap is awesome.

[MikeVic]

I love Shaq, and think that rap is awesome.

:crazy:

[Fidatelo]

:crazy:

I'm not even sure what that smiley means...

[watravaler]

Kobe really can't respond to that...lol...I love Shaq

[korme]

I think MikeVic is trying to illustrate that his head exploded.

What were the negative white dude remarks?

[rkmsuf]

Hey korme - tell me how my ass taste

[sachmo71]

So the girl told Kobe to tell her how her ass tastes? Or did she do something to Kobe's ass and then had her put the implement into her own mouth, with the understanding that she would tell him how his own ass tastes?

And in the end, wouldn't he expect her to answer with something along the lines of "it tastes like ass."

[Fidatelo]

I think he's saying that Kobe will always be behind him. #2. Robin to his Batman. I think he is also saying Kobe can kiss his ass.

I don't think it has anything to do with the rape thing.

[st.cronin]

So the girl told Kobe to tell her how her ass tastes? Or did she do something to Kobe's ass and then had her put the implement into her own mouth, with the understanding that she would tell him how his own ass tastes?

And in the end, wouldn't he expect her to answer with something along the lines of "it tastes like ass."

This is why I love the fofc. :D

[Lathum]

What were the negative white dude remarks?

it was something like White dudes can't be a Ni**er like me or something.

[rkmsuf]

technically they can't

[MikeVic]

My head did asplode. What a crappy rappy!

[rkmsuf]

My head did asplode. What a crappy rappy!

don't copy that floppy

[Fidatelo]

I don't see what is so crappy about it. The first 15-20 seconds are bad, but then he gets going and it is pretty solid. Is he Jay-Z? No. But it's funny as shit and a decent effort.

[MikeVic]

Look at the line that Lathum copied! What the hell does that even mean. The lyrics aren't good at all, in the slightest.

[Fidatelo]

Lathum has the line wrong. He says:

"No one do it bigger than me
that's like a white boy tryin' to be more nigger than me
that's like a homeless cat havin' more figures than me
that's like Patrick Ewing havin' more rings than me"

I don't see anything wrong with that. It makes sense, and it's not insulting unless you happen to be Patrick Ewing, which also happens to be hilarious. The whole thing is awesome wrapped in a big bow of Shaq.

[MikeVic]

Wow, Pumpy will be angry.

[Fidatelo]

Why, does he like Patrick Ewing?

[MikeVic]

He actually IS Patrick Ewing.

[Subby]

THATS LIKE A WHITEBOY TRYIN' TO BE MORE PUMPY THAN ME

[Fidatelo]

Oh shit.

[Dr. Sak]

Wow, Pumpy will be angry.

Because Kobe use to taste his ass and now Kobe is cheating on him with Shaq?

[Anthony]

I think he's saying that Kobe will always be behind him. #2. Robin to his Batman.

of all the theories given, i think this one is the most accurate and makes the most sense.

[MikeVic]

Because Kobe use to taste his ass and now Kobe is cheating on him with Shaq?

Yeah, definitely. Now Pumpy needs to release a 16-part hip hop ballad.

[Dr. Sak]

Yeah, definitely. Now Pumpy needs to release a 16-part hip hop ballad.

Dude Pumpy sings country music now.

http://www.hellblazer.com/archives/hootie_burgerking-thumb.jpg

[MikeVic]

Oh shit I didn't know. What's the equivalent in country music? Can he just steal that Carrie Underwood song about keying up a souped-up four-wheel drive?

[Anthony]

Look at the line that Lathum copied! What the hell does that even mean. The lyrics aren't good at all, in the slightest.

to be honest, that is a blatant freestyle. now, i think if you were to be brought up on stage right this very moment and asked to rap off the top of your head, if you could even get words out, more than 2 sentences worth, i'd be surprised. for a freestyle, its very decent - he didn't stumble. can he freestyle with the best of them? no. but if you can make complete sentences off the top of your head and be able to get the crowd chanting along with you then you can walk away with your head held high.

when in doubt, always go the anal route. how the ass tastes. how the ass smells. what you put in other people's asses. what the other guy's mom puts in her ass. ass is safe when freestyling.

[MikeVic]

Eminem did pretty good in that movie.

[MikeVic]

Dola,

I just don't like either of them, so I hated the whole Shaq vs Kobe thing... thought it was dead. And now this freestyle thing came up so I'm bitter.

[Anthony]

i love how everytime Shaq says the "how's my ass taste" part - he bends over offering his ass to a non-present Kobe to dine in.

[Fidatelo]

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

[RedKingGold]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain.

[Anthony]

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

nah. he realized he was on to something catchy with the how's my ass taste part, so he kept repeating it. that's all freestyle. i know it's hard to believe, but some people are able to rhyme off the top of their head and it makes sense and can even be funny too. that's why they rap, and you play football text sims. :)

[Fidatelo]

Listen to it again, it is not freestyle. I love Shaq, but it's not.

[Cringer]

I'm not sure why people think that is freestyle. He clearly had the whole thing planned out beforehand. He did not make that up on the spot.

I agree. Maybe some of it was freestyle, I will buy that. In general though I think Shaq has been waiting for Kobe to make it to a final and lose for years, and has been working this out in the meantime.

[Fidatelo]

It could be pieces of other stuff he's rapped in the past strung together, but he didn't just invent those lines on the spot.

[Lathum]

it was something like White dudes can't be a Ni**er like me or something.

Lathum has the line wrong. He says:

"No one do it bigger than me
that's like a white boy tryin' to be more nigger than me
that's like a homeless cat havin' more figures than me
that's like Patrick Ewing havin' more rings than me"

.

i thought it was pretty clear I was paraphrasing it and I wasn't that far off.

[Lathum]

I think the fact that it was Shaq they were chanting along with goes a long way.

If it was Clarance the elementry school janitor I doubt they would have been so enthusiastic.

[JediKooter]

I promise Shaq, that if you don't rap, I won't try to play in the NBA.

[Fidatelo]

i thought it was pretty clear I was paraphrasing it and I wasn't that far off.

It was clear, but MikeVic seemed to think it was the exact lyric and it doesn't make sense out of context, but does when put into the proper context.

[judicial clerk]

Shaq just instantly added to pop culture. I can only guess how many people over the next year will ask other people to tell them how their ass tastes.

[Anthony]

when my friends and i were in college a common phrase we'd use was "use 'dictate' in a sentence" and then someone would shout "hey bitch...how my dic-tate?"

hahaha. oh, to be young again.

but yeah, "how my ass taste?" is gonna be huge in 2008.

[Karlifornia]

I'm getting my Warriors/Lakers tickets asap for next season, just so I can hear the harmony of "Kobe how my ass taste?".

[Anthony]

btw, Kobe will be hearing that chant for the rest of his career.


may he never step foot in NYC. we'll eat him alive.

[MikeVic]

may he never step foot in NYC. we'll eat him alive.

Then you can tell us what his ass tastes like.

[Karlifornia]

Then you can tell us what his ass tastes like.

ooh...fail! The correct response would have been "Then you can tell us how his ass taste"

[MikeVic]

No! I won't copy Shaq. Just the general idea. ;)

[SFL Cat]

Disclaimer: I am NOT a Kobe fan.

Shaq needs to shut up and hang 'em up. He's got nothing left. At least Kobe made the Finals. Where were the Suns?. And if Shaq thinks he would have won a championship in Miami without D-Wade, he's even more deluded than Kobe.

P.S. Shaq couldn't handle Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jock.

[Logan]

Just to come back to the original discussion of what Shaq is referring to...have you people never listened to Chris Rock?

[Karlifornia]

Just to come back to the original discussion of what Shaq is referring to...have you people never listened to Chris Rock?

Jelly, or syrup?

[Fidatelo]

Chris who?

[Young Drachma]

Shaq clarifies...

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”

[Pumpy Tudors]

I find it interesting that Shaq makes a negative white dude reference in his "freestyle" and it's totaly ok.
I guess it's not that OK... (http://www.star-telegram.com/287/story/718519.html)


PHOENIX -- Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.
"I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

[Suburban Rhythm]

From about 10:55 to 11:05 last night, when I turned on ESPNews, this is what I saw:

1) Story about Pacm...er sorry, Adam Jones wanting to be known as Adam Jones.

2) George Carlin skit about the difference between football and baseball.

3) Shaq "rapping", or whatever that shit was, about Kobe.

Here I was, thinking I tuned into ESPNews, and mistakenly got Entertainment Tonight. Where was Mary Hart?

[MikeVic]

I guess it's not that OK... (http://www.star-telegram.com/287/story/718519.html)

Good.

[Sweed]

P.S. Shaq couldn't handle Kareem Abdul Jabbar's jock.

Also my first thought when I heard the rap. I mean if he was trying to put Kobe down ok, so they don't get along. But "Kareem thinks he's better than me" or words to that effect, WTF?

Now that I know he was only free-styling and kidding I see the humor in it:D

[Passacaglia]

when in doubt, always go the anal route.

HA is on his way to his own freestyle here.

[Dr. Sak]

Here I was, thinking I tuned into ESPNews, and mistakenly got Entertainment Tonight. Where was Mary Hart?

She's been known to cause seizures.

[Cringer]

Shaq clarifies...

Last night on the TMZ TV show the wife turned to for a few minutes, they showed the video and pointed out how the guy next to Shaq is mouthing some of the words a split second before Shaq says them.

I stay with my first thought, small part freestyle, but mostly planned....

[Young Drachma]

He also holds up the necklace Shaq is wearing that says "BIG" a second before the first time Shaq refers to himself as B-I-G.

It sounds like it could be freestyle because he's just that bad of a rapper. Still hilarious though.

No question he was freestyling. No way he writes that whack a set of rhymes down on paper. You could tell he was just doing all of that off the top of his head. And that he was a little liquored up.

[MJ4H]

[x] whack

[Bad-example]

She's been known to cause seizures.

If she can do it on command, she should become a superhero.

[Ben E Lou]

"Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad. You want a hit? Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad!"--James Todd Smith

"Some of the things I know, will be in your next Bible. When I die go bury me and my notebook in Cairo."--William Michael Griffin, Jr.

*shurg*

[KWhit]

"Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad. You want a hit? Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad!"--James Todd Smith

"Some of the things I know, will be in your next Bible. When I die go bury me and my notebook in Cairo."--William Michael Griffin, Jr.

*shurg*

Are those considered good or bad?

Bad, I hope.

[rkmsuf]

Are those considered good or bad?

Bad, I hope.

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

[Suburban Rhythm]

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

This needs a 'HOT or NOT' -like 'DOPE or WHACK' poll

[Ben E Lou]

Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?Trix are for kids...

[st.cronin]

I have a feeling that Shaq's ass doesn't actually taste that great.

[Kodos]

That is dope.

[rkmsuf]

This needs a 'HOT or NOT' -like 'DOPE or WHACK' poll

technically wouldn't dope be 'whack'?

[JediKooter]

Flavor Flav does not approve of this...

[rkmsuf]

The S1Ws would kick Shaq's smelly ass.

[Anthony]

F
R
E
S
H

Fresh Fresh Fresh

That's Fresh.

[rkmsuf]

fresh?

What was that a big word amongst the Kid N Play fans?

[Dr. Sak]

That's Phat!

[KWhit]

I think I'm too white-bread to make sense of this thread.

(Look at me freestyle rappin).

[rkmsuf]

The Fat Boys would rap circles around Shaq.

[Dr. Sak]

I think I'm too white-bread to make sense of this thread.

(Look at me freestyle rappin).

White bread is bad for you, try switching to wheat or multi-grain.

[MJ4H]

F
R
E
E
that spells free

[watravaler]

Outside of his PR people at ESPN/LA Times/etc and Laker homers...nobody likes Kobe. It's too bad...

[Anthony]

how could Kobe even have a good comeback? that's the worst part. nothing can top "how my ass taste?"

[rkmsuf]

So what we have learned here is that Kobe eats ass and Shaq let's another man eat his ass.

And he may or may not have been freestyling.

[Fidatelo]

No, we've learned that:

A) Shaq is hilarious
B) Too many people here have no clue
C) He was definitely not freestyling

[Dr. Sak]

So what we have learned here is that Kobe eats ass and Shaq let's another man eat his ass.

And he may or may not have been freestyling.

What kind of dressing does Kobe use?

[MikeVic]

So what we have learned here is that Kobe eats ass and Shaq let's another man eat his ass.

And he may or may not have been freestyling.

I think that makes Shaq the more disturbed individual. He's the dominant male here. He would've had to force Kobe to do it, meaning he's a-ok with another guy eating his ass.

[rkmsuf]

What kind of dressing does Kobe use?

ass flavored dressing

[Eaglesfan27]

I went to lunch today with 3 other people who are all LSU grads, but only 1 who is a sports fan. Shaq's rap and comments afterwards were the dominant discussion topic. It was a highly entertaining lunch.

[rkmsuf]

No, we've learned that:

A) Shaq is hilarious
B) Too many people here have no clue
C) He was definitely not freestyling

eh, IMO it wasn't all that hilarious considering it was completely set up and I'm assuming Shaq wanted everyone to be witness to his "hilarity"

Hey kids, look who is on tv, it's Shaq...oh wait...click.



You want to tell me that this was a private moment and not meant to filter to the masses then maybe I would think differently.

[Anthony]

4 psychologists talking about freestyle rap and ass-eating. now that's a scene from a romantic comedy i'd love to watch.

[st.cronin]

PSYCHIATRIST

[Eaglesfan27]

PSYCHIATRIST

Yes! Psychologists are not medical doctors. Psychiatrists are medical doctors. I'm the latter. :)

It was actually 2 psychiatrists and 2 social workers.

[Anthony]

to-may-toe

to-mah-toe

let's get back on track. how exactly does one bring up ass-tasting at a lunch.

what...nevermind.

EF27: "goddam, what the hell did they put in this soup? it tastes like ass!"
psychiatrist #2: "well, speaking of ass tasting, funny thing i saw on ESPN today..."

[Eaglesfan27]

to-may-toe

to-mah-toe


Only a difference of about 7 years of schooling ;)

[Dr. Sak]

Which one is Dr Phil?

[Eaglesfan27]

Which one is Dr Phil?

A psychologist (although some people question his credentials even in that area.)

[Anthony]

Which one is Dr Phil?

he's a fat ass-tasting turd dispenser.

[st.cronin]

EF27 to random psychologist: "Tell me how my ass taste."

[Fidatelo]

You know what's fun? Calling yourself a "Software Engineer" or "Solution Architect" (both titles I've held) in front of an actual engineer or architect. Hilarity ensues.

[MikeVic]

You know what's fun? Calling yourself a "Software Engineer" or "Solution Architect" (both titles I've held) in front of an actual engineer or architect. Hilarity ensues.

I can vouch for the Software Engineer part. That's my actual title right now, and it really pisses off engineers.

[Anthony]

or what used to piss me off about 2 of my friends, who, because they held the title "Account Manager", tried to play it off as is they were actual managers. i'm sure they've done this on subsequent interviews and have since got better jobs.

i used to be like "you manage ACCOUNTS, not people in some type of supervisory role you farce of a human".

[Fidatelo]

I can vouch for the Software Engineer part. That's my actual title right now, and it really pisses off engineers.

I don't know what the big deal is. I'm not sure about you, but I went to school for 18 MONTHS STRAIGHT to get to where I am today! 18 MONTHS! I didn't get no summer break, no co-op term, no 2 credit hour semesters. No sir, I pumped out copious amounts COBOL and C for a year and a half, only pausing to sleep, eat, and frequently masturbate.

[Anthony]

shoulda been a cop
fuck hip-hop
with that whack-ass style you bound to get shot


back in '95 that song was on point. flava in ya ear (remix).

[Dr. Sak]

or what used to piss me off about 2 of my friends, who, because they held the title "Account Manager", tried to play it off as is they were actual managers. i'm sure they've done this on subsequent interviews and have since got better jobs.

i used to be like "you manage ACCOUNTS, not people in some type of supervisory role you farce of a human".

You hit the nail on the head. We have Marketing Managers here...everyone in the fucking Marketing group has that title. Who the fuck they manage is beyond me!

I love when people say they are Industrial Engineers. All they are is glorified planners...more like Imaginary Engineers!

[Eaglesfan27]

let's get back on track. how exactly does one bring up ass-tasting at a lunch.

what...nevermind.

EF27: "goddam, what the hell did they put in this soup? it tastes like ass!"
psychiatrist #2: "well, speaking of ass tasting, funny thing i saw on ESPN today..."

Your answer is much funnier, but one of the social workers (who isn't a sports fan) said, "Did you hear what Shaq did?" That led to a 30 minute conversation about things such as: How smart Shaq is (or isn't), how funny he is, Kobe vs Shaq, and a variety of other things that I never thought I'd be talking about with this group. I thought it was interesting how much this issue has spread to non-sports fans (or perhaps it was the LSU connection that put it on their radar.)

[MikeVic]

I don't know what the big deal is. I'm not sure about you, but I went to school for 18 MONTHS STRAIGHT to get to where I am today! 18 MONTHS! I didn't get no summer break, no co-op term, no 2 credit hour semesters. No sir, I pumped out copious amounts COBOL and C for a year and a half, only pausing to sleep, eat, and frequently masturbate.

I took the co-op route and spread my courses over 4.5 years. :cool: I finished before one engineer and at the same time as another. Now both engineers are basically software developer-type people.

[Anthony]

at my wife's corporation apparently they give out the title "Assistant VP" like it was an std. she keeps telling me "yeah, but it's not like a real AVP where you're an executive of the company" and i'm always like "so who cares, it looks great on your resume, no one will ask if you work in a cubicle with a title like that".

i'm waiting for Kobe's response. bear in mind he put out a rap album a while ago, where he thought rapping in Italian (i'm being serious) was gonna be a great gimmick and catch on. he performed his song at some NBA-All Star event that was televised i think on that NBA show with Ahmad Rashad.

and btw, what the hell was Ahmad Rashad - a former NFL WR - doing on a show about basketball? has this ever been answered. Summer Sanders was a cutie though. i don't know where i stand on Ahmad Rashad. i'll let you guys know if i'm pro-Ahmad or anti-Ahmad.

[Fidatelo]

I took the co-op route and spread my courses over 4.5 years. :cool: I finished before one engineer and at the same time as another. Now both engineers are basically software developer-type people.

4.5 years? Jeez, you must be one of them guys with a 'degree'. Snooty bastard! RRC 4 LIFE!

[Anthony]

please take your uninteresting tangent to another thread. this topic is too cool for software engineer tomfoolery.

[MikeVic]

4.5 years? Jeez, you must be one of them guys with a 'degree'. Snooty bastard! RRC 4 LIFE!


Haha, I tried out UofM and just stuck with it, but I almost dropped out after 2nd year. All those theory courses sucked ass. A buddy wants to get into the field, so I told him to go to RRC since from what I've seen, it's the same thing, you just get done faster. I think UofM recently changed some stuff with their degree. Combined a couple of courses that I don't think should even be courses anyway.


edit: Sorry HA, it'll go in spoiler tags.

[KWhit]

EF27 to random psychologist: "Tell me how my ass taste."

I loled.

[Fidatelo]

please take your uninteresting tangent to another thread. this topic is too cool for software engineer tomfoolery.

This sounds like something an Account Manager would say.

[Pumpy Tudors]

True story:

My official title is "Client Service Analyst I" (which I think leads to being a Client Service Analyst II in a year or two, but I don't really know for sure). When I interviewed for this job, as I was speaking to the woman who would become my supervisor, I accidentally mispronounced "analyst" as "anal-ist."

I guess, in essence, I offered to tell her how her ass taste.

Hey, I got the job.

[Kodos]

A psychologist (although some people question his credentials even in that area.)

I was a psych major -- does that count for anything?

[st.cronin]

So... how does her ass taste?

[Pumpy Tudors]

So... how does her ass taste?
I don't want to damage my credibility by answering this question. :(

[Cringer]

I understate my job. I am officially unemployed so I go with that.

Sounds better then 'My Wife's Assistant' anyways. And her ass tastes fine, no bad experiences had there yet.

[Pumpy Tudors]

I understate my job. I am officially unemployed so I go with that.

Sounds better then 'My Wife's Assistant' anyways. And her ass tastes fine, no bad experiences had there yet.
How exactly do you understate being unemployed?

Oh, I get it.

[MikeVic]

I understate my job. I am officially unemployed so I go with that.

Sounds better then 'My Wife's Assistant' anyways. And her ass tastes fine, no bad experiences had there yet.

picplzkthx.

[Pumpy Tudors]

bsak has seen a picture of my supervisor, and he said that he'd be willing to tell her how her ass taste.

[Cringer]

picplzkthx.

You want a picture of my face in ass?

Not sure I have any of those up on photobucket.

[MikeVic]

Oh ok sorry, carry on then.

[Dr. Sak]

bsak has seen a picture of my supervisor, and he said that he'd be willing to tell her how her ass taste.

I don't want to kiss her because then I'll find out how your ass tastes.

[Subby]

HEY PUMPY TELL ME HOW THIS BASS TASTE

http://www.1fghp.com/picture/txlakefork.JPG

[Lorena]

goddam i can't stop laughing.. dam yu guys

[Suburban Rhythm]

F
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E
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that spells free

creditreport.com baby

I think that involves in the other thread about getting annoying songs in your head.

[SFL Cat]

Which one is Dr Phil?

Talk about tasting a$$.

Dr. Phil's Pending Ex Free-styling -- "Hey Phil, you big ol' cow, how's my a$$ taste now?....cha ching...cha ching...cha ching."