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Antmeister
07-05-2008, 02:55 PM
Well this deserves a birthday song....
http://www.almarks.com/cartman/hbcartman.htm


I'm gonna take this time
To give up props to this guy
I'm gonna let you know....ow...oo....ow,
Before he applies the chokehold, so I will just say

Happy birthday cartman, someone repeat it...
Happy birthday cartman
Just want to wish a happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman, ooh whoa!

I asked him last year, where's a good place to meet, meet, meeee,
Decided on Salt Lick, a great place to eat, eat, eeeat,
And after we ate our meal, he said it's my treat, treat, treat......
When we eat again, we'll save him a seat, seat, seat, so we can tell him...

(chorus)
Happy birthday cartman, I mean Greg Gowins
Happy birthday cartman, born on July 5th
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman, yo yo!

I'm gonna take this time
To give up props to this guy
I'm gonna let you know....ow...oo....ow,
Before he applies the chokehold

If ya don't know by now, cartman runs a cool league, league, league!
When I played him on X-box, he said my game was weak, weak, weak!
We learned in the kitchen that he's a cooking freak, freak, freak!
Thanks for that Thanksgiving, that was such a great feat, feat, feat, so I will just say

(chorus)
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman
Happy birthday cartman


Well I had to give props to Mr. Greg Gowins today. Very cool, low-key guy that has done much for us before we moved to Austin.

In fact, while we were still located in Phoenix and trying to figure out a place to stay, our funds were low and couldn't afford more than one trip to visit apartments. Greg was instrumental in steering us away from some of the bad areas so I wouldn't waste my time visiting them on my single trip.

And when we did move to Austin, he invited us (me, wife and kids) over on a few occasions. Considering we don't have family out here, it was very cool when we were invited to Thanksgiving and met some of his family members and his niece and my son battled it out for toy supremacy.













<table width="800"><tbody><tr><td>http://www.almarks.com/lorena/Thanksgiving2007/TurkeySetup.jpg</td><td>Upon visiting his place, we got to experience how they set up deep frying a turkey. This home-made contraption looked odd but was very effective.</td></tr><tr><td>http://www.almarks.com/lorena/Thanksgiving2007/FryingTurkey.jpg</td><td>With closer inspection, you begin to realize why they are using the strange contraption to deep fry a turkey. The very dangerous grease splatters.</td></tr><tr><td>http://www.almarks.com/lorena/Thanksgiving2007/IMG_0025.jpghttp://www.almarks.com/lorena/Thanksgiving2007/mashing.jpghttp://www.almarks.com/lorena/Thanksgiving2007/WCPie.jpg</td><td>As Greg whips up some stuff in the kitchen, Lorena tries get a snapshot of the upcoming meal. And nothing can beat that white chocolate almond pecan pie.</td></tr></tbody></table>


So once again....thanks cartman and have a great birthday. Coolest guy outside of Austin.

cartman
07-05-2008, 04:54 PM
Thanks, man! What an unexpected and great birthday surprise!!!

Cringer
07-05-2008, 07:16 PM
Happy birthday man.

Noop
07-05-2008, 07:27 PM
Wow. That's being impressive. Happy Birthday Cartman.

Lathum
07-05-2008, 08:18 PM
Happy BDay from me and Molly

JediKooter
07-06-2008, 12:46 AM
Happy birthday Cartman.

JeeberD
07-06-2008, 05:20 AM
Happy birthday, bud. :)

cartman
07-07-2008, 10:30 AM
Thanks again for the birthday wishes!

I guess I'm getting old, because I am wiped out after the weekend festivities. :) I ended up having 14 people stay over at my house for a weekend of tubing on the Guadalupe and Comal rivers, with the requisite heavy drinking as well. We went to Trattoria Lisina for my birthday dinner, and it was great. And yesterday, as folks started to head back, we went to the Salt Lick for one last meal. Good stuff!

duckman
07-07-2008, 11:20 AM
Happy Birthday, Longhorns fan! :p

Butter
07-07-2008, 12:10 PM
I'll also forgive you for being a Longhorns fan. Happy birthday!

MikeVic
07-07-2008, 03:40 PM
Very good!

"We were kinda off on that one."
"I think the whole song is off."
:D

cartman
07-05-2012, 10:27 PM
Aw, man, the song isn't available anymore. I was gonna use it to cap off my 40th birthday. :)

sterlingice
07-06-2012, 05:44 AM
I kindof miss that we don't do birthday threads anymore. Happy belated birthday, cartman!

SI

CrimsonFox
07-06-2012, 05:58 AM
kick ass!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/EricCartman.png/220px-EricCartman.png

Antmeister
07-06-2012, 06:44 AM
Dammit....I have to look for that. It's crazy that this thread is 4 years old. 4 freaking years old. Happy belated birthday cartman.

BYU 14
07-06-2012, 08:13 AM
i miss all the songs Ant, you need to get the studio open again :)

JediKooter
07-06-2012, 10:33 AM
Happy birthday Cartman. Time for some punch and pie.

Mizzou B-ball fan
07-06-2012, 11:09 AM
Happy birthday, Cartman! Enjoy your bacon filled Krispy Kreme fried burger.