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RedKingGold

10-29-2008, 11:29 AM

Like you were going to avoid this:

Week 15, 2012
played in Lowcountry, SC
42 degrees, rain, 7 mph wind

<CENTER><TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#e0eeed><TD align=left>Havana Fuego</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>27</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#003900><TD align=left>Lowcountry Gators</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER>

Week 1, 2013

played in Havana, FL
69 degrees, fair, 8 mph wind

<TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#003900><TD align=left>Lowcountry Gators</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>23</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#e0eeed><TD align=left>Havana Fuego</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>27</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Week 17, 2021
played in Charleston, MN
15 degrees, snow, 11 mph wind

<CENTER><TABLE width="40%" bgColor=#fff4cc border=1><TBODY><TR bgColor=#f0f0f0><TD align=left>Lackawanna Coal Crackers</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD><TD align=middle>7</TD><TD align=middle>6</TD><TD align=middle>6</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>40</TD></TR><TR bgColor=#32130a><TD align=left>Charleston Chew</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>10</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>14</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>34</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER><CENTER></CENTER>Neither snow, nor rain, nor sim patch error will stop me from kicking your ass lately!

:wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers::wagfingers:

RedKingGold

10-29-2008, 11:31 AM

BTW, for those who don't know (or possibly even care), this is in reference to:

Front Office Football Central - View Single Post - RedKingGold, Tell Me How My Ass Taste (http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/showpost.php?p=1779353&postcount=1)

Ben E Lou

10-29-2008, 11:36 AM

OK, uh, the first one can't count. Already clinched. ;)

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

Stupid sudden death.

Ben E Lou

10-31-2008, 06:57 AM

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LOG (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/html/log2013130729.html)
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<center>Lowcountry (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/teampage.php?teamid=29)</center>41
</td></tr></tbody></table><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="500"><tbody><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50%"><center>5-3-0</center>
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50%"><center>5-3-0</center>
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</td> </tr></tbody></table> <table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" bordercolor="#111111" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="500"><tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 28 att, 123 yds, 4.39 ypc.</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50"> RUSH</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 27 att, 175 yds, 6.48 ypc.</td></tr> <tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 21 for 36, 243 yds, 1 TD, 3 INT.</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50"> PASS</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 15 for 26, 247 yds, 4 TD, 2 INT.</td></tr> <tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 2 for 13 yds. </td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50"> SACKED</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 3 for 13 yds. </td></tr> <tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 353</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="50"> TOTAL</td> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" width="225"> 409</td></tr></tbody></table> <center><table border="2" bordercolor="#ed1c24" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="35" width="500"><tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="#004481" height="11"> BEST PERFORMANCES: OFFENSE
</td> </tr></tbody></table><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" bordercolor="#111111" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" height="39" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> RG T. Beauregard (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6083): 4 for 7 KRB, 1pnk,0sk.
TE T. DeLorraine (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=4972): 6 catches, 64yds, 0TD.
RB W. Ackerman (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=4059): 18-65, 0TD. 0/0/0 rec.
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> RB W. Irwin (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=1054): 24-170, 0TD. 1/12/0 rec.
SE S. Van Cleave (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=7642): 4 catches, 85yds, 2TD.
FL W. Barnes (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6742): 5 catches, 68yds, 1TD.
</td></tr></tbody></table> <center><table border="2" bordercolor="#ed1c24" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="35" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="#004481" height="11"> BEST PERFORMANCES: DEFENSE
</td> </tr></tbody></table><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" bordercolor="#111111" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" height="39" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> RCB S. Huntley (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6404): 1t,1a,1int,1pd, 111.2
SS M. Mungro (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6521): 4t,2a,1int,0pd, 91.2
SLB B. Sutton (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8017): 4t, 3a, 1sk, 1h, 0kd.
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> MLB J. Caniff (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6372): 4t, 4a, 1sk, 0h, 0kd.
LCB R. Gunn (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=4694): 7t,2a,1int,1pd, 89.3.
LDT G. Thornridge (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=7928): 4t, 1a, 1sk, 0h, 1kd.
</td></tr></tbody></table> <center><table border="2" bordercolor="#ed1c24" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="35" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="#004481" height="11"> BEST PERFORMANCES: SPECIAL TEAMS
</td> </tr></tbody></table><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" bordercolor="#111111" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" height="39" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> C. Springs (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=7005): 1-1 XP, 2-2 FG.
S. Bush (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8625): 4 pnt, 164 yds, 4in20.
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="35" width="249"> W. Irwin (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=1054): 1-89-1TD pr. 0-0-0TD kr, 0tk.
S. Wellstone (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=7823): 5-5 XP, 2-2 FG.
</td></tr></tbody></table> <center><table border="2" bordercolor="#ed1c24" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="35" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="3" bgcolor="#004481" height="11"> INJURIES
</td> </tr></tbody></table><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="1" bordercolor="#111111" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" height="75" width="500"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="75" width="249"> G T Beauregard (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=6083): Sprained Ankle-1 wk
OLB D Burton (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=1562): Strained Hamstring-Unknown.
</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#93d2ff" height="75" width="249"> G E Kamnik (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=8512): Heat Exhaustion-100%.
WR S Van Cleave (http://www.gstelmack.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=7642): Bruised Ribcage-1 wk
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RedKingGold

10-31-2008, 07:01 AM

Trend > Single performance.

:D

Nice to have our offense run 15 or so plays before you even take a snap. :)

Ben E Lou

10-31-2008, 07:44 AM

"Trend."

cuervo72

10-31-2008, 08:16 AM

Ah, one of the great forgotten B-sides - from Herman's Hermits.

Lackawanna finally beat Charleston.
Baby, baby, tell me how my ass taste.

EagleFan

10-31-2008, 08:26 AM

Can you two keep your bedroom talk out of the forum?

Kodos

10-31-2008, 09:07 AM

I'd just like to point out that over the course of a dozen seasons or so in IHOF, SkyDog has never beaten me. Now, that, my friends, is a trend.

cartman

10-31-2008, 09:10 AM

I'd just like to point that over the course of a dozen seasons or so in IHOF, SkyDog has never beaten me. Now, that, my friends, is a trend.

Yes, but your ass is inside a glass dome, so kinda hard for SkyDog to taste.

Kodos

10-31-2008, 09:19 AM

But I sure can smell it in here.

Chubby

10-31-2008, 07:49 PM

I figured RKG always gets his assed kicked because he's lost interest in FOF...

RedKingGold

10-31-2008, 09:59 PM

I figured RKG always gets his assed kicked because he's lost interest in FOF...

Nah. Just lost interest in a league that thinks it's elitist. That's why I probably uploaded three times over a whole season and let the AI run my team until Week 7.

"shrug"

Chubby

11-01-2008, 04:53 AM

Nah. Just lost interest in a league that thinks it's elitist. That's why I probably uploaded three times over a whole season and let the AI run my team until Week 7.

"shrug"

This would seem to imply you had interest to begin with.

RedKingGold

11-01-2008, 08:12 AM

This would seem to imply you had interest to begin with.

If I felt that IHOF was the most challenging FOF MP league, I likely would've stayed there.

Kodos

11-01-2008, 01:54 PM

Nah. Just lost interest in a league that thinks it's elitist. That's why I probably uploaded three times over a whole season and let the AI run my team until Week 7.

"shrug"

We're really feeling your loss. Big shoes to fill. We miss your non-participating ass just as much over in the RFL. I'd honestly take Hell Atlantic over you. At least he cares about his teams, and participates.

RedKingGold

11-01-2008, 02:05 PM

We're really feeling your loss. Big shoes to fill. We miss your non-participating ass just as much over in the RFL. I'd honestly take Hell Atlantic over you. At least he cares about his teams, and participates.

I'll miss you and your line-drawing. Well, not really.

Kodos

11-01-2008, 02:10 PM

RedKingGold

11-01-2008, 02:37 PM

Yes. Clearly I should have kept a guy on indefinitely who never hit deadlines, checked in on his team, or even responded to PMs. I'm obviously at fault there. If you're going to quit (like you always do), at least give people the courtesy of saying that you're quitting so you can be replaced with an owner who doesn't suck ass.

Wow. You are really obtuse. If you look back at my time at IHOF, Ive:

-Never held up the draft. Once. Never. Every single time I was on the clock, I made my pick within an hour. I can point out many other instances of people who you would consider to be "good owners" who did hold up the draft.

-I always responded to PM's in all my leagues (especially when they were based on trade offers).

-I've never held up a sim (which recently happened at IHOF) and always had mandatory files in at all times. Further, I think holding up sims for owners is dumb, and one of the other reasons I left IHOF.

My inattention only occured during the last regular season, when I just got fed up with you and other owners just like you. Just because people do not play the game the same way as you do, does not mean they are bad owners, human beings, or other.

It is you who vomit this "tester v. nontester" crap, without even realizing facts. In over three years of FOF MP, I did approximately 1 week of testing. When I figured out a way to help the FOF community by trying to determine what combines and draft skills correlate, I shared it with the community for their benefit.

Other owners in "your league" who did the same were chastised, branded as cheaters, and mocked publicly at the forum.

That is the kind of league I do not want to be in.

If you want to spew venom, keep it at people who are the real violators, and stop spreading falses information here and elsewhere.

Kodos

11-01-2008, 04:47 PM

Just as a clarification, the PMs you didn't respond to were related to the RFL. I sent you PMs both over here and in GEFL, but you couldn't be bothered to respond and let me know that you were no longer interested in playing in the RFL. Instead, you signed up, claimed your team, then never once hit a deadline before I got fed up and kicked you out. Nothing I said above was false.

Other owners in "your league" who did the same were chastised, branded as cheaters, and mocked publicly at the forum.

Little melodramatic, eh? There were no ritual burnings or slayings over at IHOF, as far as I can recall.

I'll stand behind my assertion that using information that is hidden in the actual game and that is accessed using a second-party utility to gain an advantage is cheating. If no advantage was gained from it, then why use that information? People figuring out stuff from hints within the game itself is great. I have no problem with that. The busy squirrel gets the nut.

Anyhow, I don't really enjoy arguing. I've said my peace and will step away now. Good luck in (and to) your new league. Feel free to be a stranger.

RedKingGold

11-01-2008, 05:21 PM

Just as a clarification, the PMs you didn't respond to were related to the RFL. I sent you PMs both over here and in GEFL, but you couldn't be bothered to respond and let me know that you were no longer interested in playing in the RFL. Instead, you signed up, claimed your team, then never once hit a deadline before I got fed up and kicked you out. Nothing I said above was false.

You sent me a PM on 07/31 at 3:13 PM. I replied on FOFC on 08/01 at 9:32 AM. I sent a reply PM as soon as I had time. With your lack of patience, I'm surprised you even waited that long.

Guess I was just too immersed to get back to you. "shrug"

Little melodramatic, eh? There were no ritual burnings or slayings over at IHOF, as far as I can recall.

I'll stand behind my assertion that using information that is hidden in the actual game and that is accessed using a second-party utility to gain an advantage is cheating. If no advantage was gained from it, then why use that information? People figuring out stuff from hints within the game itself is great. I have no problem with that. The busy squirrel gets the nut.

Anyhow, I don't really enjoy arguing. I've said my peace and will step away now. Good luck in (and to) your new league. Feel free to be a stranger.

No problem. Enjoy being an ass.

cuervo72

11-01-2008, 08:02 PM

People figuring out stuff from hints within the game itself is great. I have no problem with that. The busy squirrel gets the nut.

I get what you're saying with using data that was meant to be hidden. But I'm sorry, I just have to laugh at this part. Have any major revelations come from that method? I try to play by intuition, but I'd be completely in the dark if not for secondhand information from others pounding on the game engine.

Kodos

11-01-2008, 08:18 PM

I get what you're saying with using data that was meant to be hidden. But I'm sorry, I just have to laugh at this part. Have any major revelations come from that method? I try to play by intuition, but I'd be completely in the dark if not for secondhand information from others pounding on the game engine.

Admittedly, it is likely not a big gain from the popularity tell. It's more the principle for me. If there is truly nothing to be gained by it, why bother doing it?

I stated my feelings about it over at IHOF, and since then have let it drop. Clearly, the majority didn't feel it was a big deal. As far as I'm concerned, the issue is over.

And you are 100% correct about us being in the dark without the researchers. Those folks have provided us with information that Jim for whatever reason didn't see fit to share. And I have benefited from those folks who were willing to share their info, just like everyone else. I just wish that the game wasn't so unintuitive. And that you could actually gameplan effectively on defense.

Okay, now I'm really done.

P.S. RKG - If my presence made you leave IHOF, then I'll consider that an accomplishment on par with my championship over there.

RedKingGold

11-01-2008, 08:23 PM

P.S. RKG - If my presence made you leave IHOF, then I'll consider that an accomplishment on par with my championship over there.

You think too highly of yourself and overvalue your importance. I guess you are too stupid to realize it.

Buzzbee

11-01-2008, 08:32 PM

Chubby

11-01-2008, 11:22 PM

If I felt that IHOF was the most challenging FOF MP league, I likely would've stayed there.

So which is it, not the most challenging or you lost interest because you didn't build the team or some new reason?

I guess all those conference and league titles got old after a while... oh wait...

Chubby

11-01-2008, 11:25 PM

Kodos, no reason to get nasty. It won't accomplish anything. If RKG didn't enjoy his time in IHOF, so be it. I'd rather him step down and move along to a league that he enjoys, thus allowing someone else an opportunity to see if IHOF fits their tastes, rather than mailing it in and becoming bitter or devisive. I always hate to see an owner go, but realize that while there are real life factors that sometimes get in the way, it isn't impossible for it to be the game, the people or the league that may not fit.

Please, both of you, this isn't helping anything.

Buzzbee

I think Kodos' issue (as is mine) is that RKG is being a hypocrite and won't just come out and say why he's really quitting. Its a different excuse each post. If he'd just say "I suck at FOF and would like to find a league where I can cherrypick titles (despite being in an easy division for much of IHOF) since I clearly can't do it on my own merit. I'd of course prefer taking over a team with talent built in so I can blame the former owner if needed"

Buzzbee

11-02-2008, 12:14 AM

Chubby, does it matter why he quit? And is anything he says going to change your mind?

I didn't think so. You will beleive what you want to believe regargless. So, no reason for anyone to get their panties in a wad.

Now, put the sticks down.

RedKingGold

11-02-2008, 12:27 AM

I think Kodos' issue (as is mine) is that RKG is being a hypocrite and won't just come out and say why he's really quitting. Its a different excuse each post. If he'd just say "I suck at FOF and would like to find a league where I can cherrypick titles (despite being in an easy division for much of IHOF) since I clearly can't do it on my own merit. I'd of course prefer taking over a team with talent built in so I can blame the former owner if needed"

Fair enough.

Why I Left IHOF - IHOF Forums (http://www.fof-ihof.com/forums/showthread.php?p=336624#post336624)

Kodos

11-02-2008, 12:41 AM

You think too highly of yourself and overvalue your importance. I guess you are too stupid to realize it.

Au contraire. Clear, unsolicited evidence that I am perhaps the most important figure in the FOF multiplayer universe.

Evidence that I am undervalued and easily smart enough to realize it (http://www.fof-ihof.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21517)

JonInMiddleGA

11-02-2008, 12:51 AM

Au contraire. Clear, unsolicited evidence that I am perhaps the most important figure in the FOF multiplayer universe.

No doubt putting you in line to receive a phone call from the Bay Area any time now. I mean, between Al Davis & the Niners, it seems inevitable.

Kodos

11-02-2008, 12:53 AM

I sure ain't working for Davis. And my loathing for the 49ers would preclude me from taking over there. I'm afraid IHOF is stuck with me.

RedKingGold

10-22-2009, 06:35 AM

My undrafted 41/43 creeper kicker picked up after training camp > Your 84/84 third round pick (ironically nicknamed "Automatic")

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 width="98%" bgColor=#ffcc00 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#000066>Official time out for the two-minute warning.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#a60000>Havana: Pro formation with two tight ends, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 and 2-deep bump-and-run coverage, expecting the pass.
2-9-LWC33 (4Q: 02:00) Randy Hastings pass fell incomplete, intended for WR Jimmy Cote. DE Brad Flannery hurried the quarterback into a bad throw. The quarterback threw into double coverage.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#a60000>Havana: Strong formation with two tight ends, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with dime personnel and 2-deep bump-and-run coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
3-9-LWC33 (4Q: 01:51) Randy Hastings scrambled for 4 yards. Tackled by ILB Jared Caniff.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#a60000>4-5-LWC29 (4Q: 01:19) Chris Shepard attempted a 46 yard field goal and succeeded. Havana 31, Lowcountry 28</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#a60000>(4Q: 01:14) Adrian Pote kicked off 76 yards from the HAV30. Touchback.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: I formation, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with nickel personnel and 3-deep zone coverage, expecting the pass.
1-10-LWC20 (4Q: 01:14) Harold Spence pass completed to TE Marcus Bennett for 6 yards. The receiver went out of bounds. Tackled by OLB Kris Elliott.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Strong formation, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with nickel personnel and weak-side man, otherwise cover-7 zone coverage, expecting the pass.
2-4-LWC26 (4Q: 01:04) Harold Spence pass fell incomplete, intended for TE Marcus Bennett. ILB Bo Sutton hurried the quarterback into a bad throw. The quarterback threw away from the double coverage.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Single-Back formation, strength is right. The defense is in a 34 with dime personnel and 2-deep bump-and-run coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
3-4-LWC26 (4Q: 00:57) Harold Spence pass completed to WR Kelvin Moe for 19 yards. Tackled by CB Sherman Huntley. The receiver ran his route right over the middle of the field. Moe gained 2 yards after the catch. The quarterback threw away from the double coverage. PENALTY: Havana was called for Defensive Holding. The penalty was declined.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Single-Back formation, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with dime personnel and 2-deep bump-and-run coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
1-10-LWC45 (4Q: 00:51) Harold Spence pass fell incomplete, intended for WR Will Barnes. DE Jamal Perez hurried the quarterback into a bad throw. The quarterback threw into double coverage.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: I formation, with the second wideout in the slot, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with dime personnel and strong-side man, otherwise cover-7 zone coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
2-10-LWC45 (4Q: 00:41) Harold Spence pass fell incomplete, intended for WR Nathan Davidson. DE Keith Winslett hurried the quarterback into a bad throw.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Single-Back formation with trips receivers, strength is right. The defense is in a 34 with dime personnel and 3-deep zone coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
3-10-LWC45 (4Q: 00:35) Harold Spence pass completed to WR Nathan Davidson for 12 yards. Tackled by CB Barry Sweeney. The quarterback threw away from the double coverage. Havana's Drew Gomez was hurt on the play. This appears to be a minor ankle injury. He should be able to remain in the game.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#000066>(4Q: 00:35) Lowcountry called a time out.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Strong formation, strength is left. The defense is in a 34 with prevent personnel and 4-deep zone coverage, keying aggressively on the pass. Huntley and Horner are blitzing.
1-10-HAV43 (4Q: 00:24) Harold Spence pass fell incomplete, intended for WR Will Barnes. CB Barry Sweeney defended the pass.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>Lowcountry: Strong formation, strength is right. The defense is in a 34 with prevent personnel and 4-deep zone coverage, keying aggressively on the pass.
2-10-HAV43 (4Q: 00:14) Harold Spence pass completed to RB Richie Joseph for 16 yards. Tackled by CB Sherman Huntley. Joseph gained 11 yards after the catch.
</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#000066>(4Q: 00:14) Lowcountry called a time out.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#fef9bc>1-10-HAV27 (4Q: 00:03) Automatic Wellstone attempted a 44 yard field goal and missed wide to the left.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left bgColor=#ffcc00>Final Score: Havana Fuego 31, Lowcountry Gators 28

THE FUEGO ARE WFC CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!
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:D

Passacaglia

10-22-2009, 06:45 AM

Wow, MP FOF sure sounds fun!

flere-imsaho

10-22-2009, 08:40 AM

I love this thread. :D

Kodos

10-22-2009, 08:42 AM

FWIW, RKG and I kissed and made up eventually. Now I just admire him for the sexy manbeast that he is.

Kodos

10-22-2009, 08:45 AM

Fair enough.

Why I Left IHOF - IHOF Forums (http://www.fof-ihof.com/forums/showthread.php?p=336624#post336624)

You never posted a "Why I Came Back 2 IHOF" thread. ;)

RedKingGold

10-22-2009, 09:48 AM

Well, I only came back to change my team identity once more. Three times in one year is never enough.

Ben E Lou

10-22-2009, 09:50 AM

That was seriously the greatest FOF MP game I've ever seen. No FOF weirdness at all, just titans battling it out. Stupid kicker.

Kodos

10-22-2009, 09:54 AM

Well, I only came back to change my team identity once more. Three times in one year is never enough.

Just trying to keep Cuervo busy.

RedKingGold

10-22-2009, 10:04 AM

That was seriously the greatest FOF MP game I've ever seen. No FOF weirdness at all, just titans battling it out. Stupid kicker.

+1. Was almost hoping for overtime.

Almost :D

Pumpy Tudors

10-22-2009, 11:10 AM

this aids my scavenger hunt for "five threads in which chubby has said 'he won't just come out and say what he means'"

now up to four

thanks

Ben E Lou

11-24-2009, 11:54 AM

MalcPow

11-24-2009, 12:26 PM

It's exciting to see that by 2026 Minnesota will have annexed most of the eastern seaboard.

RedKingGold

11-24-2009, 01:16 PM

Ben, you have your OWN thread for this.

(Keep your grandstanding out of my thread, you ass!) :p

Ben E Lou

11-24-2009, 01:21 PM

It's exciting to see that by 2026 Minnesota will have annexed most of the eastern seaboard.Since becoming the Charleston Chew in 2014, we have not lost a playoff game on our special Lowcountry Frozen Tundra.

Pumpy Tudors

11-25-2009, 04:09 PM

I'm still waiting to hear how RedKingGold's ass tastes.

JonInMiddleGA

11-25-2009, 04:22 PM

I'm still waiting to hear how RedKingGold's ass tastes.

Kind of like Devin Hester's is what I hear.

RedKingGold

11-25-2009, 05:09 PM

You'll know as soon as I find out.

Ben E Lou

04-29-2010, 12:59 PM

Tell me how losing the conference championship to Charleston taste.

Even better, tell me how Jim Gindin ass taste:

RKG vs. Ben E Lou in 6.3x: 1-7 record, 13.1 ppg. :lol:

RedKingGold

04-29-2010, 03:55 PM

Maybe you should consider posting in the correct thread, asswhite.

Pumpy Tudors

04-30-2010, 11:13 AM

Even better, tell me how Jim Gindin ass taste
i bet lots of people can answer that since you fofc fanboyz eat his ass all the time

signed,
some guy with only 14 posts and all of them are in the fof forum bashing the game

RedKingGold

04-30-2010, 02:29 PM

We have an fof forum?

Pumpy Tudors

04-30-2010, 02:39 PM

We have an fof forum?
why dont u bite my ass

flere-imsaho

04-30-2010, 02:43 PM

signed,
some guy with only 14 posts and all of them are in the fof forum bashing the game

All those guys are you? :eek:

Pumpy Tudors

04-30-2010, 02:45 PM

All those guys are you? :eek:
Shit, I posted in this thread under the wrong account.

RedKingGold

04-30-2010, 02:49 PM

why dont u bite my ass

Apparently, I prefer to just taste instead.

With my tongue.

gstelmack

04-30-2010, 03:57 PM

Three Pumpy posts in a row that I did not laugh at. What happened to Pumpy?

Pumpy Tudors

04-30-2010, 04:06 PM

Three Pumpy posts in a row that I did not laugh at. What happened to Pumpy?
I really don't have much material to work with in a thread about eating Ben's ass, you understand.

Ben E Lou

08-20-2010, 01:59 PM

Rough day for RKG.

Lowcountry Gators triumph against Havana Fuego 21-7 (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/woof/ben/boxscore.php?year=2023&week=15&away=29&home=7). Roger LaBrosse (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/woof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=14117) runs for 135 yards and a TD, adds on 2 catches for 35 yards.
<hr style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" size="1">   <table style="border-collapse: collapse;" bgcolor="#2e9310" border="0" bordercolor="#000075" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><center>IHOF GAMEDAY: 2026 Week 16</center></td></tr></tbody></table>
<center>http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ihof/ben/logos/helmet3.png</center>
<center>GOTW: Tigers Dump Intellectuals 35-9 (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ihof/ben/boxscore.php?year=2026&week=21&away=5&home=3)</center>
Harold Titone (http://www.younglifenorthdekalb.com/ihof/ben/playercard.php?playerid=17508) runs for 108 yards and 3 TDs, adds on 2 catches for 36 yards, as Tucker stops Superior in IHOF Game Of The Week.

Pumpy Tudors

08-20-2010, 04:04 PM

I'm gonna guess someone's ass got eaten or something.

RedKingGold

08-21-2010, 09:35 AM

Since FOF got updated, picking on me is like picking on the specially challenged kid tied up to the monkey bars at recess.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Anthony

08-21-2010, 09:56 AM

was SkyDog's team always called the Tigers? i could've swore they were called something else. i'm sure the city of the team is different (SC instead of the ATL), i just thought the name was something else. which team did the Intellectuals replace?

RedKingGold

08-21-2010, 09:57 AM

Superior = Jim's old team.

Chubby

08-21-2010, 10:50 AM

are you even allowed to talk shit for a regular season game when you aren't in the same division?

Ben E Lou

08-21-2010, 12:39 PM

Since FOF got updated, picking on me is like picking on the specially challenged kid tied up to the monkey bars at recess.

I hope you're proud of yourself.Boo. You're no fun any more.

was SkyDog's team always called the Tigers? i could've swore they were called something else. i'm sure the city of the team is different (SC instead of the ATL), i just thought the name was something else. which team did the Intellectuals replace?Always Tucker Tigers.

are you even allowed to talk shit for a regular season game when you aren't in the same division?HAV and LWC are in the same division. I thought I'd throw in SUP-TUC since both happened to be on the same day. I was merciful, though. His FOFL team lost, too. (Not to us.)

Kodos

08-21-2010, 01:18 PM

So what is the head-to-head record here? I'm guessing RKG has tasted a lot more ass than Ben has.

RedKingGold

08-21-2010, 01:53 PM

I compiled it at one point, and the score was Ben with a 51.2% winning percentage up until 6.3. Since then, it's pretty much been a landslide in Ben's favor (due largely to my own stubborness, inattentiveness, and bad decision making).

QuikSand

12-09-2011, 01:10 PM

Easy Mac

12-09-2011, 01:46 PM

Score from the FOFL -- Charleston 27, Lackawanna 27 (http://www.thefofl.com/fofl/box2036211603.html)

So, each guy gets his own share of ass-tasting. Fab.

Perhaps we christen this the dreaded Double Helix

I don't understand how this happened:

OT1 3:06 0:53 OWN 40 2 -8 Interception

OT1 2:13 1:46 OWN 33 5 43 Interception

Maybe I don't understand, but it seems like the second team had the ball within the 30 with less than a minute to go in overtime, and threw the ball. Are these games coached play by play, or is it simmed?

digamma

12-09-2011, 03:02 PM