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Darren29
11-09-2008, 06:36 AM
Just had this come up in an SP game:

From: The League Office
The league office has decided to suspend Edwin Van Pelt of Kansas City for the 2036 season.
Van Pelt was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy.

Seems a bit harsh to me!
chad56s
11-09-2008, 10:05 AM
Well, the time off should help him get better...at golf. :)
PackerFanatic
11-09-2008, 10:06 AM
That. Is. Awesome.
Julio Riddols
11-09-2008, 10:19 AM
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.
MizzouRah
11-09-2008, 10:54 AM
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.

:lol:
timmynausea
11-09-2008, 03:04 PM
My favorite is still that one of my players in TCY got suspended for being overheard calling Hillary Clinton a bonafide hottie.
TheMeat
11-09-2008, 04:40 PM
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.


OMFG that's funny
Izulde
11-09-2008, 06:37 PM
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.

Thread winner. :D
fofgamer
11-12-2008, 05:12 PM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8489/suspensionpg0.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=suspensionpg0.jpg)http://img101.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

He ran for president while on an active roster. He was also a flip flopper.
3ric
11-13-2008, 06:03 AM
I saw one suspension recently,
"Burcky was observed traveling to Asia in search of a society where mild drug use is encouraged, violating the league's rule against losing one's mind."

Is that a new one?
beargrowlz
11-13-2008, 01:24 PM
Originally Posted by Julio Riddols http://operationsports.com/fofc/images/styles/yellow/buttons//viewpost.gif (http://operationsports.com/fofc/showthread.php?p=1883418#post1883418)
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.

Thread winner. :D

On the back nine no less.
dunkie23
11-16-2008, 07:02 PM
Wow! I played against Dahrran Diedrick in high school football in Toronto, Ontario. I haven't seen him in the game. That's pretty cool.

And now he's running for president of the US. Talk about making something of yourself.