Impress the Wife/Girlfriend/Life Partner

[Groundhog]

Cook her something a little different.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212)

[Galaxy]

People keep getting weirder and kinkier.

[duff88]

:jawdrop:

[JetsIn06]

Yum

[Izulde]

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Now I wanna know what my body has seen
I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Give me your hard white cum
Give me your hard white cum

[Lorena]

I ain't clicking on a link that has the words "recipe" and "semen" in the same sentence.

[Lorena]

okay, i clicked.

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"

lol

[Lorena]

what better in recipes: semen or placenta?

[Groundhog]

what better in recipes: semen or placenta?

Why must they be mutually exclusive?

[Bonegavel]

Why must they be mutually exclusive?

sementa?

[Karlifornia]

This has got to be a put-on....Just read the "user comments". While hilarious, I can't buy into anyone actually posting a review containing:

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I jack off and blow a load into some tupperware.

It feels good, and tastes GRRRRRRREAT.

[Noop]

Nasty.

[kingnebwsu]

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Now I wanna know what my body has seen
I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Give me your hard white cum
Give me your hard white cum

I swear I didn't know what song it was when I read the first few lines. I swear. Honest...:party:

[Karlifornia]

Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"

[Izulde]

Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"

It sounds like hard when I hear it, but you're probably right.

[Marc Vaughan]

So many questions ...

So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge?

Enquiring minds must know :D

[Lorena]

So many questions ...

So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge?

Enquiring minds must know :D

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Mustang]

I see they have Chinese dishes to - Sum Yung Gai

[JediKooter]

Gives new meaning to the saying: "Would you like to COME over for dinner?"

[Julio Riddols]

Wow, off by 4 days. Oh well.

[Surtt]

What do you do if you girlfriend does not swollow?

[thealmighty]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I believe that's called seasoning. :eek: