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Izulde
03-29-2011, 01:11 PM
What Women Want in Men (http://www.earthlingcommunication.com/blog/what-women-want-in-men.php)

:D
Suicane75
03-29-2011, 01:13 PM
Problem #1, some crazy bitch thinks i'm reading all that.
Suicane75
03-29-2011, 01:18 PM
Oh snap, it's a dude. Oh well, problem #1 still stands.
Honolulu_Blue
03-29-2011, 01:21 PM
I didn't read all of it, but I skimmed it. This is classic:

"The other day a lady complimented me on how good I looked (I’m not actually that good looking. It’s just that I was teasing her and the only response she would have known to feeling attraction is to be nice). What a wuss would have done is reciprocated the compliment by telling her something good about herself or he would have just said “thankyou” and let the situation fizzle down. I knew this was an opportunity to keep building her tension. I looked at her in a calm manner, said “Thank you. I always do.” and made my eyes trace down her body. I saw her shoes which were these strappy things with small heels. What I did was than told her she could at least wear better shoes to keep up with my standards, “Did you make those shoes this morning with strings and some bamboo?” She laughed, loved it, and I loved it. It was confident, appropriate, cocky, and funny."

You sound like a winner, Joshua Uebergang.
JediKooter
03-29-2011, 01:26 PM
The whole thing read like an infomercial.
M GO BLUE!!!
03-29-2011, 02:39 PM
Oh snap, it's a dude. Oh well, problem #1 still stands.

Just being male does not preclude one from being a bitch. It just ups the ante.

(I wasn't reading all that crock of feces either...)
jeff061
03-29-2011, 02:47 PM
After I'm doing criticizing their shoes I like to take one off and beat them with it.

It's appropriate and they love it.
Suicane75
03-29-2011, 02:53 PM
Worked for Ike.
Karlifornia
03-29-2011, 03:17 PM
So, what if the woman finds out you're trying wayyyy too hard? Then what?
MJ4H
03-29-2011, 03:24 PM
If I acted like that I'd rather kill myself than do whatever with this random girl.
DanGarion
03-29-2011, 03:43 PM
TL;DR.
JediKooter
03-29-2011, 03:44 PM
I'm Rick James, bitch!
SteveMax58
03-29-2011, 03:59 PM
I think Sean Connery said it best.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman ... If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it.
Logan
03-29-2011, 04:23 PM
Like Daniel Tosh better:

"'There's no excuse for domestic violence.'...It sounds like a challenge."
cartman
03-29-2011, 05:34 PM
If I acted like that I'd rather kill myself than do whatever with this random girl.

That exact method was how I bagged Alize.
MJ4H
03-29-2011, 05:48 PM
No movement on my stance here.
MikeVic
03-29-2011, 08:47 PM
http://www.hotalizee.com/alizee-gif/alizee_upskirt.gif
MJ4H
03-29-2011, 08:47 PM
Welp.

There's movement, but it's not in my stance.
Sun Tzu
03-30-2011, 12:46 AM
For the record, there are three pages of entries on Urban Dictionary for the word "HornsManiac."

There are zero, however, for "rectal trout."
Mustang
03-30-2011, 08:05 AM
"Buying her a meal not to impress her or to take her out, but because you are eating there in the first place regardless of her accepting your invitation."




Hi, would you like to go out for dinner? I usually order 2 plates so, feel free to help yourself to one.
SteveMax58
03-30-2011, 09:04 AM
My name is Lobo...I hunt alone.
sachmo71
03-30-2011, 09:59 AM
"Buying her a meal not to impress her or to take her out, but because you are eating there in the first place regardless of her accepting your invitation."




Hi, would you like to go out for dinner? I usually order 2 plates so, feel free to help yourself to one.

shark move.